Review Summary: Stay away from Death Mountain
You had better fasten your seatbelts little dudes, as the super villain and mad scientist Dr. Colossus has released his second album. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and A Big Butt and my Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt was created deep inside Death Mountain, Springfield. It is eviler than Mr. Burns’ attempt to block out the sun. It is more freakish than a three eyed fish. It is the greatest Simpsons themed stoner metal album ever released.
Unlike their fellow Springfieldians Okilly Dokilly, Dr. Colossus are more than just a gimmick. This is the music that Otto listens to while driving his school bus. It is the only music that is fit to be played at a Stonecutters initiation ceremony. It is a miracle no one was hurt in the making of this album. There were fifteen crashes but not a single fatality. The riffs are fatter than a 300-pound Homer in a muumuu. If they went to the movie theater, they would not be able to fit in the seat and would instead be offered a trash bag full of popcorn. The vocals sound like Moe screaming after receiving a phone call from Al Coholic. They alternate between Buzz Osbourne style snarling and Brent Hinds style singing. The drummer would get his ass kicked by Meg White from White Stripes. Unfortunately, there is no blues saxophone.
As you listen to this album be sure you don't pick up any of the band's attitudes towards women... liquor... religion... politics... really anything. Remember: lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music.