Dr. Colossus
I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and a Big...


4.0
excellent

Review

by Noam Chomsky USER (3 Reviews)
May 21st, 2021 | 18 replies


Release Date: 05/21/2021 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Stay away from Death Mountain

You had better fasten your seatbelts little dudes, as the super villain and mad scientist Dr. Colossus has released his second album. I'm a Stupid Moron With an Ugly Face and A Big Butt and my Butt Smells and I Like to Kiss My Own Butt was created deep inside Death Mountain, Springfield. It is eviler than Mr. Burns’ attempt to block out the sun. It is more freakish than a three eyed fish. It is the greatest Simpsons themed stoner metal album ever released.

Unlike their fellow Springfieldians Okilly Dokilly, Dr. Colossus are more than just a gimmick. This is the music that Otto listens to while driving his school bus. It is the only music that is fit to be played at a Stonecutters initiation ceremony. It is a miracle no one was hurt in the making of this album. There were fifteen crashes but not a single fatality. The riffs are fatter than a 300-pound Homer in a muumuu. If they went to the movie theater, they would not be able to fit in the seat and would instead be offered a trash bag full of popcorn. The vocals sound like Moe screaming after receiving a phone call from Al Coholic. They alternate between Buzz Osbourne style snarling and Brent Hinds style singing. The drummer would get his ass kicked by Meg White from White Stripes. Unfortunately, there is no blues saxophone.

As you listen to this album be sure you don't pick up any of the band's attitudes towards women... liquor... religion... politics... really anything. Remember: lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music.


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BookoftheFallen
May 21st 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Judas Priest is not “death metal”

el_newg
May 21st 2021


1392 Comments


nice, I just heard about this band the other day :D
great combo of two of my fav things ever, Simpsons and doom metal!

DominionMM1
May 21st 2021


20000 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Full album title: I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt

BookoftheFallen
May 21st 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Yes, they’re like a simpsons themed pallbearer. When I added the album to the database there was a character limit so I had to use an ellipsis.

BookoftheFallen
May 21st 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

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DominionMM1
May 21st 2021


20000 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sex cauldron? i thought they shut that place down

BookoftheFallen
May 21st 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Won’t someone please think of the children?

DominionMM1
May 21st 2021


20000 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

after one spin i gotta say pickabar and get mendoza are the standouts. space coyote is good too though.

BookoftheFallen
May 21st 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Their first album is pretty good too. The standout seems to be future Bart.

el_newg
May 22nd 2021


1392 Comments


Listening now, honestly for a gimmick band the music is surprisingly solid

Snake.
May 22nd 2021


23713 Comments


thrillhouse

DominionMM1
May 22nd 2021


20000 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

wanted to preorder the album on vinyl but with shipping it would’ve been 50 dollarydoos. who do they think i am some yank drungo?

BookoftheFallen
May 22nd 2021


756 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Its worth it for a flaming moe

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2021


15766 Comments


album title is a wot, kind of well done.

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wildinferno2010
May 24th 2021


1607 Comments


These guys are from my city! Never listened to them but it has to be better than okilly dokilly

Tundra
May 25th 2021


6692 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

very SMRT album title

DominionMM1
June 22nd 2021


20000 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

JERRY THE COWBOY

JERRY THE COWBOY

BIG DIPPER THING IS ALAN THE COWBOY

hangth3dj
June 24th 2021


241 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This is a surprisingly excellent, well-executed stoner metal albums. Helps that I love The Simpsons (early stuff anyway), but this is good in its own right without that.



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