Waterparks
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1.5
very poor

Review

by morbidstuff USER (2 Reviews)
October 12th, 2019 | 14 replies


Release Date: 2019 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Please, just go listen to Belmont or Bearings to scratch that pop punk itch. This album isn't worth your time.

Waterparks’ latest release is a lot like a bad breakup, this album is bad and I can’t believe I wasted a half hour of my life on schlock like this. I don’t like this album and aside from a few decent tracks like Dream Boy, High Definition, and Easy To Hate, most of the record falls flat and sees the band going into a more pop sound. Not that going pop is bad per say, but most of the tracks feel like they could have been left off the record take the 14 second long track entitled Group Chat, all of the “song” is the 3 band members saying their names and proclaiming to be friends. Did I mention this band has a guitarist and drummer? Because you hardly hear them on the actual album, aside from a riff here and there the guitar in this “Pop Punk” band is almost nonexistent. The drums are nothing but produced beats, which I think is a horrible move due to the real talent this band does seem to have. Honestly, I’ll be damned, some of these hooks are pretty catchy and if the lyrics were better and not so pandering to middle schoolers who just learned how to curse, I could see myself enjoying the album more.

All in all, this album is bad. Waterparks are one of the biggest bands in the “scene.” The fact how they can get away with putting out an album as mediocre as this for their 3rd LP is sad, especially for a young band who showed so much promise on their first EPs and first full length.


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Lucman
October 12th 2019


5537 Comments


'this album is bad and I can’t believe I wasted a half hour of my life on schlock like this."
Ah, yep, that was your mistake right there. Based on the singles and their past dumpster piles there was no way this wasn't going to be in the 1-1.5 range.

morbidstuff
October 12th 2019


6 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Honestly, I really dig the first 3 EPs by the band. Double Dare is okay at best and Entertainment was just plain bad. But it's a shame to see a band with a good bit of potential waste it on this.

WatchItExplode
October 12th 2019


10450 Comments


Shit sucks

BADNEW
October 12th 2019


43 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Soooooooooooooooooo awful. Terrible.

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
October 12th 2019


5449 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

kinda surprised there wasn't a bridge on this album where the vocalist just goes 'sksksksks' at himself

hobblepot
October 12th 2019


2947 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

i think it's fair to say i eat ass

IfYouRun
October 12th 2019


314 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Definitely check out Bearings. They do this genre in a non-cheesey and well written way.

McTime50
October 12th 2019


1021 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

bearings and belmont are both kinda weak too man. you want pop punk from this year, go for PUP, Prince Daddy and the Hyena, or the Menzingers. those are the heavy hitters.

morbidstuff
October 12th 2019


6 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Prince Daddy and PUP are actually my favorite and 2nd favorite albums of 2019. I mostly see P Daddy ad more emo then pop punk and PUP was always more punk to me. Belmont and Bearings always just felt more akin to Man Overboard, Starting Line and that sorta era of pop punk.

McTime50
October 12th 2019


1021 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

i almost forgot, the new bayside record is primo stuff

WatchItExplode
October 12th 2019


10450 Comments


Truth

Lucman
October 13th 2019


5537 Comments


Don't forget the new Lagwagon!

McTime50
October 13th 2019


1021 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

now thats just straight skate punk.



but definitely a goddamn banger of an lp

BallsToTheWall
October 13th 2019


51216 Comments


I hate this band so much.



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