Kel Valhaal
New Introductory Lectures


4.0
excellent

Review

by Jordan M. EMERITUS
July 17th, 2016 | 22 replies


Release Date: 2016 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Pseudo-intellectual nonsense.

Philosophically, Hunter Hunt Hendrix is an idiot. Though supposedly achieving something transcendental with The Ark Work, a self-styled masterpiece of bad taste and worser habits, Liturgy did little more than trivialize and question the self-appointed importance and seriousness of heavy metal tradition. It was not, as he tries to evidence in his comically unintelligible exegesis, '...the reanimation ... of black metal with ... a soul full of chaos, frenzy and ecstasy.' It was an exceptional, though nonetheless farcical, exercise in musical madlibs.

The purpose of Liturgy is in indisputable; the methods to which heavy metal, a sanctified vehicle, can be bastardized with enough outside influences as so to leave it feeling unfamiliar if not unlistenable. Hendrix's solo side-project, Kel Valhaal, borrows a component of Hendrix's disastrous masterpiece The Ark Work whilst stripping it of its black metal facade. No longer does he ape Michael Gira aping MC Ride to ridiculous effect; instead, he indulges trap and ambient whilst never grappling fully with the form. Of course, had he fully grappled with it and produced something digestible, it wouldn't be anywhere near as exciting. Instead, he wholeheartedly raps, expanding on The Ark Work mythos without ever sounding as stilted as he did on "Vitriol". Lead single "Tense Stage" is as much an invitation to this absurdity as it is a wrecking ball to good taste. Hendrix raps, and he's surprisingly listenable doing so; not great, but solid Chief Keef impression. The overly critical might be inclined to call it humorless, but it's not hard to hear at the very least competence in Hendrix's abstract silliness. It can be heard in album centerpiece "Ontoligical Love", an overwrote, overcooked, over-the-top mess that brings most of these tropes to fruition in a 10-minute showing of unironic joy. What should be messy is completely listenable, and what should be ironic is completely sincere. Hendrix intoans the title phrase over his mangled, IDM beats, relenting only for the occasional hint of glitchiness. Though Hendrix might enjoy subverting form, he's more than delighted to express a genuine love of the music he mangles. Given the outlandishness with which "Ontological Love" and the rest of New Introductory Lectures... toys with, it's worth arguing how great it sounds when the pseudo-intellectual nonsense is dropped in favor of something a bit more genuine.

Much of this is to argue that New Introductory Lectures... is a frustrating, confusing, yet all the same admirable album that can never escape the spectre of its parent album. With Liturgy, it's a love of irony and mischief that brought the world tumbling down around MIDI trumpets and a shaman-esque moaned cadence. With Kel Valhaal, it seems the mischief has given way to a genuine love for affectations of hip-hop and electronica. Irony isn't a factor in Hendrix's expression. He just wants to rap and have you in on the jokes, too. Surprisingly, it's compelling all the same.



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iloveyouall
July 17th 2016


6312 Comments


this is an insult to music, and I don't even give a fuck about the guy being an asshat.
good review though, as per usual.

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016


6312 Comments


nah, sampled some of this and I just couldn't stop cringing.
it's post-ironic meme and tryhard at the same time.
it hurts.

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016


6312 Comments


solid point.
but bladee makes good sounds

owen
July 17th 2016


5146 Comments


sounds like you're just namedropping Swans and DG in the review

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016


6312 Comments


yeah, and it isn't really used as a major point of argument as much as a fleeting reference, so I wouldn't call it namedropping at all.
if anything it's really a good way of providing contrast like a vocal before-and-after.
seeing chief keef's name mentioned does cut deep tho. mainly because this is shit and I love sosa, but yeah nah oh well shit happens ridgey didge fuckin true blue cunt ayy.

JJKeys
July 17th 2016


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Bezel II is the worst song of the year hands down

inb4 HHH says: 'I was only PRETENDING to sound retarded'

Mort.
July 17th 2016


25062 Comments


Great review man

Krvst
July 17th 2016


479 Comments


Ark work is one of the worst albums I've ever heard. Gonna check this because I'm a masochist

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016


18421 Comments


this doesn't sound like my cup of tea

TheSpirit
Emeritus
July 17th 2016


30304 Comments


Really good review Arcade. You have a way with words that I can't help but admire. A part of me wants to check this out, the other part of me knows it's not my cup of tea. I kind of wish Hunter(/Liturgy) continued to pursue black metal, as I thought Aesthetica was actually pretty good and had some interesting ideas that could've gotten fleshed out on later releases. Oh well.

Calc
July 17th 2016


17339 Comments


Kel Valhaal is the name of the logical agency of faith and acephalic becoming in the The Ark Work, a gesamtkunstwerk which lives at the threshold between philosophical materialism and religion. It is also the moniker for the electronic project I’ve had going since 2010, though I’ve never done an official release until now. The aim of the project is to activate transcendental catharsis using the elements of sound design, and to gnaw on formal and cultural deadlocks between electronic music, rock, rap and classical music. Ultimately these are means of activating a creative-emotive state of divine intuition that is attuned to the object of ultimate concern: what the mystics call the “gift of tears”.

Mort.
July 17th 2016


25062 Comments


reading that made me want to throw up a little bit

Sniff
July 17th 2016


8041 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Album is bad but thanks for trying anyway Hunter

Calc
July 17th 2016


17339 Comments


“This music should be approached as one of three wings of a rotating vortex of music, thought and drama called The Perichoresis. Taking up the legacy of American Transcendentalism and German Romanticism with all its contradictory attraction and repulsion to/from underground music culture, the project has a horizon that is ethical, political, and eschatological. Kel Valhaal in part functions to ground Transcendental Qabala (a system of thought) as is also in part the manifestation of Aesthethics (an art practice). These three wings of the Perichoresis propel the ongoing drama of The Ark Work, which is a messianic intervention into global destiny.

Krvst
July 17th 2016


479 Comments


Calc stop pls I cant

TheSpirit
Emeritus
July 17th 2016


30304 Comments


...hunh?

p4p
July 19th 2016


1959 Comments


very interesting concept.. c+

emester
July 28th 2016


8271 Comments


This actually was painful to sit through.

I actually have a headache from this now

owen
October 31st 2016


5146 Comments


this isn't worse than Prophets Of Rage or Angelic2TheCore

JJKeys
March 20th 2017


1322 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

If this entire album was made of tracks like Ontological Love and Tense Stage, it could've been a 4.5



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