nice sound off
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Album Rating: 3.0
review's fine, pos
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Album Rating: 4.5
Would make a good soundoff but this is really awkward as a review. The summary makes no sense either.
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Album Rating: 3.0
sand music cause of an hourglass/ticking
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Album Rating: 4.5
Oh damn my b. Still looks weird as the summary though.
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Album Rating: 4.5
not gonna neg or pos, but this review makes me uncomfortable.
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going to neg because this is a terrible review.
"It's kind of like a chain on a ceiling fan ticking slowly in the waiting room of a doctor's office"
a ticking chain? i don't think you know what you're saying
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"The cacophony of creaking fiddles and delay pedals makes sounds similar to that of a terrifying discovery in the attic"
lmao what the hell does that even mean? absolutely nothing.
this has to be a troll review. this may be the most pretentious thing i've ever read.
"The music, while technically remedial, offers such a lurid image that is only apexed by the beautiful incoherence brought on by the crux of 'Blaise Bailey Finnegan III'"
lol i don't even know what to say. i mean the whole thing is so ridiculously nonsensical. also apexed isn't a word
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this is basically a list of extremely hyperbolic and ridiculously phrased, abstract thoughts he had about the album
a lot of em actually make sense to me, but as a review, the whole thing is just too weird.
"The delicate anticipation that comes with the inevitable ugliness or fear that is soon to come. "
"This record feels like that day that you have no reason to remember, but can't seem to forget."
^ in a weird way, these describe the atmosphere the music creates pretty well.
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Album Rating: 5.0
as a stream of consciousness set of thoughts and ideas about this record, this is great. as a review, it kinda blows. this has become my favourite gy!be release.
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you guys have got to be joking...
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Album Rating: 5.0
do we?
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idk how anyone who's well-read can look at something like this and say it's good in any way. 80% of it doesn't make sense. nothing about this describes what the album is like in any way. the quotes i picked out are particularly nonsensical and douchey
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Album Rating: 4.5
Sand review.
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Album Rating: 3.0
chain's at times do "tick" against the glass surrounding a bulb
they hit the glass after oscillating from the wind fans produce
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they're not supposed to, unless they blades are rotating way too quickly. even then, it wouldn't be 'ticking slowly,' and that 'ticking' is usually used to refer to a machine making a noise, such as a clock. why not just a clock? that's probably the least of the problems with this review though lol
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I Don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating. and it gets everywhere.
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because we TOTALLY needed another 5/5 Godspeed review
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Album Rating: 5.0
It disappoints me to see that you users cannot recognize good writing when you see it.
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lol now i know you're a troll
six: not flipping out, just arguing a valid point. but what's the point of questioning anything ever mirite?
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