Heavy Heavy Low Low
Turtle Nipple And The Toxic Shock


1.5
very poor

Review

by Bea USER (67 Reviews)
September 21st, 2008 | 65 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Heavy Heavy Low Low has managed to release an album as ridiculously disjointed and unfocused as the title implies it would be...

Heavy Heavy Low Low is a band that doesn't really fit snugly into a genre. Not quite grind, not really screamo, not exactly post hardcore, and not quite progressive, Heavy Heavy Low Low has always managed to sound unique. However, unique doesn't always mean good. For example, a tuna fish, peanut butter, and hummus sandwich would be an undeniably unique and interesting creation, but unfortunately it would taste horrible.

The sound of the album itself is a bit tricky to pin down. Its not quite as grind influenced as their previous efforts, but in spite of that it seems to be even more disjointed than normal. Basically, its a grindcore album without the technicality, heaviness, and interesting song structures that normally come with grindcore. Most of the songs are around a minute and ten seconds long (though some songs can go up to an astounding two and a half to three minutes!), and while this is acceptable in instances where the music is to intense to be handled in more than minute long bursts, the songs on this album aren't really intense at all. In fact, the songs are rather boring and tend to just drag on and on with no sense of reason or direction, and when the songs rarely exceed 1:30 in length, that's saying something.

Usually, when this type of songwriting is employed, its used to stress the overwhelmingly intense and technical instrumentation, but that's not the case here. The guitar "riffs" are really just noise for the most part, and the drumming sounds horribly stale and recycled throughout. The bass is actually present in the mix, but it more or less follows the guitars around by making the same sorts of noises. That being said, there actually are a few points in the album where you can pick out a few coherent riffs and half baked melodies, but you really have to look for them. Eagle Mewnadria, which is the longest song here (clocking in at a whopping 3:37), contains the majority of the albums coherent passages, and it winds up being pretty much the only song that doesn't end up being a dragging expanse of disjointed noise. Pretty ironic, don't you think? As far as the vocals go, they're really just unpleasant to listen to. Instead of actually screaming, growling, or singing, the vocalist opts to shout in a terribly grating manner for a good 90% of the album, and either talks or attempts to growl for the remaining 10%.

Basically, the album is just a giant mess of disjointed noise and half finished song ideas. The worst part is that it just seems to drag on endlessly, and the album is really only about 23 or so minutes long (once you take out the ten minutes of feedback after the last song), which is simply astounding. This album, with the exception of Eagle Mewnadria, really just fails on almost every level. Even the song titles, such as Hahahahahahahaha and How Many Dad's Must Eat Themselves? are just half baked attempts at humor. Even though this is par for the course for their contemporaries, Heavy Heavy Low Low just takes it to a new level of mindlessness. I guess what I'm trying to say is, unless you just are just nuts over HHLL, avoid this like the plague.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
bastard
September 21st 2008


3432 Comments


that album title brings the lolz

ToWhatEnd
September 21st 2008


3173 Comments


If I were to review this my summary would have read Heavy Heavy Blow Blow. My step cousin actually lives in the same neighborhood the guitarist (I think) in this band in San Jose. Still think they suck pretty hard. Nice review; these guys' suckage is easy to determine, their sound can be a bit tricky to describe.

marksellsuswallets
September 21st 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I think this is the shortest review I've written yet...you can't really go into a whole lot of detail about a jumbled up mess of noise but I did my best haha...

P13
September 21st 2008


1327 Comments


The track names are horrendous. Fucking grind bands.

jpattison
September 21st 2008


125 Comments


You mean this album is worse than the others!!!!
RUN FOR SHELTER!

Tyler
Emeritus
September 21st 2008


7927 Comments


hahaha, grind. yeah right.

P13
September 21st 2008


1327 Comments


I love how they try to be different but look like douchebagsThis Message Edited On 09.21.08

marksellsuswallets
September 21st 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This band is not grind...at all...why is it in this section?

hykinix
September 21st 2008


188 Comments


Significantly worse than any of their old material...

I mean HHLL were never prodigies in the first place but at least their old material was heavy and warranted a listen or two if you're into the breakdowns and whatnot. Whatever they're playing at now is just bizarre and lacks fire of any sort.

HighandDriving
September 22nd 2008


3288 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I enjoyed their previous efforts but my god the vocalist just keeps getting worse.





marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Their older material is pretty alright but this album is just inexcusably bad...and it gets worse every time I listen to it...

elephantREVOLUTION
September 22nd 2008


3052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

i am gonna have to sit through this band to see horse the band and so many dynamos on wednesday. hopefully they are crazy on stage so my attention will be drawn away from the music.

botb
September 22nd 2008


17791 Comments


This band is so awful. I saw them live and it was equally as painful as inserting HIV-infected syringes into my eyeballs.

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

hopefully they are crazy on stage so my attention will be drawn away from the music.


Sorry brah...ain't happening...haha...

So Many Dynamos and HORSE more than make up for how poopy HHLL is though so it should be all good

botb
September 22nd 2008


17791 Comments


HORSE was so legendary live. Truly a band that everyone needs to see live to appreciate. But HHLL sounded like Every Time I Die got on stage, swapped instruments so no one knew how to play what they had in hand, and just played awful breakdowns in 1 minute long songs without moving.

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah they are so lifeless and boring live...and they really don't have an excuse to be motionless...its not like they're playing inhumanly technical music...

Pebster49
September 22nd 2008


3023 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

What this is pretty good, I like this better than the others...this is creative, their other albums are very very averageThis Message Edited On 09.22.08

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah its more creative...but they don't go anywhere with the creativity...plus more creative doesn't always mean better...like I said in my first paragraph

poweroftheweez
September 22nd 2008


1298 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

This crap is obnoxious. And I like Iwrestledabearonce. Disgraceful to music, plain and simple.

marksellsuswallets
September 22nd 2008


4884 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

What does iwrestledabearonce have to do with anything? haha...



unless you mean they are obnoxious but still manage to be cool...This Message Edited On 09.22.08



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