The Aquabats
Myths, Legends and Other. . . Adventures



by Clumpy USER (29 Reviews)
March 29th, 2005 | 11 replies

Release Date: 2000 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Energetic B-Sides From Our Favorite Superband

The Aquabats - Myths, Legends and Other Amazing Adventures
by Clumpy

While everbody's favorite group of superbuddies, The Aquabats, are original and great in many ways - great songs, superhero mythos, great camaraderie with the fans - they're certainly not prolific. In a decade of recording, the band has released a total of four records and one EP. Not a terrible record, certainly, unless you consider that all of these records (except the not-so-great EP) were recorded within four years of each other!

This most recent release, 'Myths, Legends, and Other Amazing Adventures", is, of all things, a B-Sides record. So the gap between The Aquabats' last 'real" release, 'The Aquabats Vs. the Floating Eye of Death!" and their upcoming CD (details to be announced very soon - early summer '05 release planned) will be a full six years!

Like most B-Sides, 'Myths, Legends. . ." features some of the more obscure and/or wacky songs by the band. Very experimental and (even by The Aquabats' standards) strange, the songs on this record range from the average (although none are downright mediocre) to some of the best work released by the band. In a nutshell, this record is required buying for fans of the 'Bats. However, newbies may wish to start with one of their earlier releases. (I should note that the instrumentation throughout the record is a little odd - the trumpets and guitars of previous Aquabats releases are still therem of course, but a synthesizer fills much of the background music.)

The songs on this record ditch the superhero theme unifying the rest of The Aquabats' work; for example, great songs like 'Hey Luno" and 'Pizza Day" feature down-to-earth nostalgic odes to childhood. That's not to say that the fantastic element of the 'Bats work is completely absent from this release - songs like 'Radiation Song", 'The Baker" and 'Sandy Face" are among the more imaginative, eclectic songs ever recorded by the band.

This record also features an extremely humorous vein running through its tunage; standout track 'I Fell Asleep On My Arm" manages to hilariously lampoon the misplaced rage of heavy metal acts (ranging from the rapidly-fading Limp Bizkit to Kid Rock to Korn), while 'Sandy Face" features some of the campiest, whitest rapping ever pressed to disc. The energy level remains high throughout the record, even if the songs don't always live up to the band's previous work (two songs in particular are downright boring to me - a first for a record by The Aquabats).

Overall, this release is a great tour of the band's evolution; many of the songs on this CD have been in existence, at one level or another, for years and years. Anyway, we don't see many bands this original and lighthearted as The Aquabats - buy this album to support our favorite musical superheroes!

NOTE: These aren't even all of the band's strangest B-Sides. Check out the 'Myths, Legends. . ." portion of their site for even more unreleased B-Sides in mp3 format, plus information and history about all of the songs on this release:



Robot Theme Song:
This very short album-opener is a complete instrumental; it sounds as if it were recorded on a Clavinova (Moog Synthesizer, actually). In fact, I think I could recreate this song fairly easily on our little CVP-107 digital piano. It's basically filler, but it's pleasant enough.

Hey Luno:
The first 'nostalgia" song on the record, this song is about, of all things, a flying cartoon pegasus named Luno. On this old Terrytoons show, this little boy would call Luno down to take him away from the tedium of his everyday life. A nice song about imagination and keeping your youth.

'Then you'll see how fun it is; that flying horse is true! And you're stuck in a world with people just as sad as you. . ."

Pool Party:
This is a very popular song, but I find it fairly shallow. It's a very California song - parties, barbecues and social cliques. Maybe that's why I don't like it as much as some people - I hate the California culture and its recent musical deluge on the unsuspecting ears of the teenage populace. This song has been in the making for years; the band made a running joke of the fact that they never seemed to get around to recording it before.

Pizza Day:
This, my favorite song on the record, is a sort of ode to childhood through lunch. The whole song uses school lunch as a sort of metaphor for life - as our protagonist ages, he finds himself longing for a time when 'Friday was pizza day", which was, of course, 'the best day of the week". And, I should add, it's a truly inspiring sight in concert - five hundred Aquacadets all yelling the lyrics in unison. Great fun live or on CD.

Dear Spike:
The second lackluster song on the record, 'Dear Spike" is a very strange song. The song, about a mix-up with The Aquabats' merch shop, resulting in late deliveries, seems a little, well. . . boring to me. It's a decent song, I suppose, but on the lower echelon of the 'Bats work.

I Fell Asleep On My Arm:
Ahh. . . this is more like it. This song never fails to amuse me, even though most of the bands the song makes fun of (especially Ibis and Rage Against the Machine) have long since faded away (well, maybe not RATM). This song essentially mocks the poseur heavy-metal tendency of blowing things to insane proportions; the song, about the ragings of a man with a numbed arm, is a great showpiece. All things considered, this song mimics Fred Durst and Zack de la Rocha so perfectly it's impossible to hate it. A minute of white rap ('Boom da bop diggy" style, a la Kid Rock) seal the deal.

Radiation Song:
Sort of a 'Sesame-Streetish" song (plus some dancing zombies and post-apocalyptic lyrics), 'Radiation Song" is a very bouncy song, despite being very grim - sort of a more upbeat 'Chemical Bomb". The interlude, featuring Benji the Tap-Dancing Mutant Boy, may be too weird for some, but it's endearing to see such a unique song. Go, Benji, go!

Adventure Today:
This song is so upbeat and catchy it's impossible to hate it - sort of like hating a kid with cerebral palsy - even though the lyrics are simpler than ever. Very straight-up ska, this song is simultaneously a simple fireworks safety lesson and a call to 'remember what we've got before we open our big mouths / to complain about the things we cannot change."

The Baker:
A great, completely silly original song. 'The Baker" is anything but stereotypical - an extremely masculine singer who likens his life's work - baking - to gladitorial combat. Sort of tango-like, the song is hilarious and catchy; the weighty lyrics and David Bowie parody in the middle of the song are priceless.

Danger Woman:
This is a first - a The Aquabats song about another superhero! Danger Woman, whose apparent conflict is a vendetta against the WWF for unexplained reasons, is a fairly hysterical lady (check out the secret "track" at the end of the CD for more Danger Woman). This heavily sound-sampled song is a great rock piece. Speaking of which: is that an electronic harpsichord I hear" (This whole album is a little too synthesized.)

Worms Make Dirt:
A great, totally-fake science song. This song is so campy, so unabashedly silly and strange, that it's a golden classic of modern music. The music sounds like it came from Donkey Kong Country or something - it's that surreal. I wouldn't put this sort of thing past They Might Be Giants.

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Sandy Face:
Sort of an intergalactic soap opera, Sandy Face makes absolutely no sense, but manages to retain a completely epic feel. The white rapping is campy and fantastic.

The Wild Sea:
This song, essentially the original version of 'Chemical Bomb" from The Aquabats Vs. the Floating Eye of Death, retains an adventurous charm. The 'Captain's Log" interlude in the middle of the song is clever, but I have to say I prefer Chemical Bomb. Still, it's a good, upbeat ending for the record.

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March 29th 2005


Note to self: post reviews AFTER noon, after all the reviewers post the reviews they wrote the night before.

April 8th 2005


This is a fantastic review, I'm in agreeance with most you've said, with the exception of "Pool Party." I know you say it stands for something you dislike, but i find that it's still a great song

Once again though, great review. I really hope you make more, because this is amongst the best I've seen here.

April 9th 2005


Yup. I'm going to be buckling down and writing as many reviews as I can before my LDS mission. I should get around to reviewing Mr. Bungle's "California" and Weezer's self-titled. I just posted a new The Flaming Lips review today.

July 25th 2005


i am totally in love with hey luno. i downloaded it and i can never stop playing it. Great review by the wayThis Message Edited On 07.27.05

October 23rd 2005


This album is incredible. My personal favorite is "I Fell Asleep On My Arm". The bats are honestly one of those bands that dont get nearly enough credit. Another great Aquabats album, another 45 minutes of fun, rockin music. Excellence!

November 23rd 2005


Album Rating: 4.0

Totally excellent record.

However, I think both 'Dear Spike' (very funky) and 'Pool Party' are excellent.

In fact, for b-sides, this record is pretty solid.

January 24th 2006


I fell asleep on my arm makes more fun of Korn than RATM on that track. Don't forget the Kid Rock part at the end...

The Jungler
February 23rd 2006


This album has some great songs on it. I had the oppurtunity to see them with the Eyeliners and didnt go. Stupid me... I'm sure they are awesome live.
Pizza day at my school sucks, I doubt Micheal Jackson would enjoy it.
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May 3rd 2006


The aquabats fricken rule.

June 28th 2006


Isn't this album called Myths, Legends and Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2?

June 26th 2010


Album Rating: 4.0

i love this, and i've always seen pool party as a song joking about the culture that you hate, so i don't know why you don't like it so much.

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