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Beastie Boys
Licensed to Ill


5.0
classic

Review

by Theleftside2 USER (9 Reviews)
January 16th, 2005 | 56 replies


Release Date: 1986 | Tracklist


This was the Beastie Boys first full length release, They had a few EP's where they were featured as mainly a hardcore punk act in the early 80's. It's the first rap album to become popular among mainstream audiences being the first of its kind to top Billboard's Pop Albums chart. Coming out to many as the "white boy Run-DMC" They were the first white rappers to come around (not Eminem). Fusing Hip-Hop sampling and rhymes with heavy guitar and powerful drum beats. Beastie Boys were automatic history in the making. This album, no matter how aged it might sound, is a classic must have for any music fan out there. Forget this new pop rap stuff. This is an album with no filler, no skits, which will make you want to rock out like no other. Guaranteed! :thumb:

Now don't be a pussy and go buy it! :evil:

1. Rhymin & Stealin -
Powerful! One of my favorite rap songs of all time. This song is a great opener and introduction to this album. The hard drumming and scratching begins this song which then goes into a heavy guitar riff which breaks loose when Adrock shouts "Because!!!...." This song has this "Pirate" feel to it; the repetitive "Ali Baba and The forty-thieves" might get a little annoying, but still it doesnt really destroy the song too much. The lyrics are pretty hilarious as are most of the lyrics on this album, but just keep in mind even the Beastie's look back today and consider the words to this album as a joke.
4.5/5

2. The New Style -
Cocky-type lyrics doesn't stop this song and album from kicking ass.
"It's The New Style!" more scratching and Metal riffs. The definite highlight of this song is the way these guys trade lines,and finish each others senteces; they really do this like no other. The second part of this song "Drops" with a bass heavy beat with the guys dubbed in the background "Ho-ing!" Gotta love it.
4.5/5

3. She's Crafty -
A similar formula from the first two songs. Yet this album is so goddang good it leaves you nodding your head to every metal guitar driven hip-hop track on here. This song contains lyrics about a woman who apparently is interestingly crafty. 4/5

4. Posse In Effect -
This track is filled with "Tough Guy" lyrics. More Scratching going on in here. Less of the heavy guitar formula. But still hard pounding. This song isn't the highlight of the album, but it's not as bad you might think.
4/5

5. Slow Ride -
War's "Low-Rider" is cleverly sampled on this song and lyrics about getting drunk are also featured in this song. I can picture this song/album being popular with College students around the world. Not a bad song. But not one of my favorites. 4/5

6. Girls -
Geez! Who hasn't heard this? I've seen cheerleaders do routines to this song. A very jingly song which Adrock dedicates to what all us "Guys" Love! :cool: This one's a must here...at least for the fun of it......."Yeah!!!" 5/5

7. Fight For Your Right -
Probably "hip-hop's" first hit single, despite being a solid Metal song. Lot's of people wont admit to liking this song. But this is THE Anthem. "You Gotta Fight!"
If you party. This is your song. Case closed. 5/5

8. No Sleep Till Brooklyn -
Here's some "Metalhead" trivia - Kerry King of Slayer is featured playing lead guitar on this song, He also appeared on the music video, the music video is basically a spoof of heavy metal. This song is pretty similar to "Fight For Your Right". But it's still a goodie. 4.5/5

9. Paul Revere -
From now on every song you will listen to is going to be a hit after hit. This song has a kickass bassline that is excellent for "hard thumpin'" car stereo fanatics. I was in love with this song as a kid (9 years old), and to this day I still am not ashamed to listen to this song at full blast. ...just please dont pick on me. :upset:
The lyrics are hilarious, with "a little story about three bad brothers you know so well". ;) 5/5

10. Hold It Now, Hit It -
Rick Rubin is such a skilled producer. He really gave this album his all to give this album its everlasting spark. This song has some excellent sampling. Along with it's carribean flavor, this song is another beauty that shouldn't ever be skipped when listening to this album.
"Hold it now....5/5...hit it!" :cool:

11. Brass Monkey -
"Dat s0nG!OMGLOL!!11!"
You must have heard this song by now?
More Powerful "thumpin'" bass with lyrics about an Aphrodisiac drink called 'the brass monkey.' This is another anthem for all you crazy college students out there. 4.5/5

12. Slow And Low -
More of the Beastie's recognizable formula is featured on this song. Jay-Z most recently thought he could get away with taking a piece of this. This is a favorite for Old-School hip-hop heads. By the way, "slow and Low, is the tempo." just in case you were curious. ;) 4.5/5

13. Time To Get To Ill -
The Last song on this album happens to be the 'Time To Get Ill'. no I mean it...if you haven't by now, I really think you should break out your adidas sneakers and some windbreakers and break out some of those windmills and dance moves you use to work on as a kid. This song is loaded with samples. Including one sampling The 'Famous' Mr. Ed show (you know that talking horse?) and Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Down on the Corner". This is a great album closer. 4.5/5



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Comments:Add a Comment 
iliketoplaydrums10111
September 12th 2004


128 Comments


:lol:

A 5/5? This must be one hell of an album

Good review :thumb:

Bartender
September 12th 2004


826 Comments


Very cool review, and the Beastie Boys are awesome.

ZEROthirtythree
September 12th 2004


234 Comments


[QUOTE=Theleftside2]8. No Sleep Till Brooklyn -
Here's some "Metalhead" trivia - Kerry King of Slayer is featured playing lead guitar on this song, He also appeared on the music video [/QUOTE]

:eek:

I had no idea.

Good review, and it's good to see you back lefty :thumb:

Theleftside2
September 12th 2004


36 Comments


Thanks Zero. And thanks for the comments everyone. :D

It feels good to be back.

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
September 12th 2004


4957 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Awesome review. My favorite old school hip-hop band

YDload
September 12th 2004


1207 Comments


Actually, I thought Kerry King played all the guitar on this album (Rick Rubin being a mutual friend of both Slayer and the Beasties). But either way, this album is a prime example of hip-hop done right. As if the genre could do anything wrong back then anyway.

Tapeworm
September 13th 2004


118 Comments


Awesome review. I love this album so much.

AfroMan
September 13th 2004


101 Comments


Oh man you beat me to it.

Great review.

:cool:

br3ad_man
September 13th 2004


2126 Comments


Nice to see you again lefty. This album is so good, and it deserves a 5/5, not the 3.5/5 that Rolling Stone gave it (and they gave the new one a 5!).

Nice review man. The Beasties own.

Paranoidd
September 13th 2004


27 Comments


One of the most monumental hip hop albums of all time. Love this record. Great review.

Bartender
September 13th 2004


826 Comments


[QUOTE=br3ad_man]Nice to see you again lefty. This album is so good, and it deserves a 5/5, not the 3.5/5 that Rolling Stone gave it (and they gave the new one a 5!).

Nice review man. The Beasties own.[/QUOTE]

They gave it 3.5/5, yet put it on their Top 500 albums of all time list?

Goddamn, I hate that list.

br3ad_man
September 14th 2004


2126 Comments


Yeah...and they gave the new album a 5/5

Bartender
September 14th 2004


826 Comments


Yeah, I saw that too. Haven't heard the new album though, so it may well be a 5/5.

Tomahawk
September 14th 2004


124 Comments


It ain't.

This album is good though. "Pauls Boutique" is better, but this is still rockin'. Nice review.

EddieVanHalen007
September 14th 2004


26 Comments


Beastie Boyz! Check out their new album too, the only rap I like is the Beastie Boys.

40 oz 2 freedom
September 14th 2004


96 Comments


Nice review. Awesome album, but I prefer "Ill Communication".

br3ad_man
September 14th 2004


2126 Comments


[QUOTE=Bartender]Yeah, I saw that too. Haven't heard the new album though, so it may well be a 5/5.[/QUOTE]

It one of the best hip-hop releases of the year, but it's definitely no 5/5

Bartender
September 15th 2004


826 Comments


Fair enough.

Riffmeister9
September 15th 2004


7 Comments


This is a great album the only thing i have to say is that i kinda found that the group went downhill from here.

MxShredder
September 29th 2004


58 Comments


I just bought this album based on this review. I previously haven't owned anything remotley close to hip hop/rap/all that and i think this is great. For now Fight for your Right and No Sleep Till Brooklyn are my favourites (being that they're the most metally).

EDIT: Also, i love the rapping over the "When the Levee Breaks" sample on Rhymin and Stealin



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