I did not need to read this whole thing.
But what the actual fuck?
Wtf, I love threatin, he's one of my favourite artists! Living is Dying is a jam. I thought everyone knew him
datsnotdametulz expert trolling.
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This is such a bizarre story. Even major publications like NME have picked up on it: https://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/fake-band-threatin-just-played-sold-uk-tour-absolutely-no-one-2400572
The band isn't even that good.
lol this guy rocks
This fuckin tour trailer: https://youtu.be/uY9o366t5gk
Oh boiiii, this is the kind of shit I live for!
this is fucking amazing
The sound of that snare can't be unheard! Glad to see that Blut Aus Nord finally has a worthy opponent.
And now the BBC are reporting on it: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-46161994
Belfast gig IS happening.
I think this whole story will play in his favor in the end, he's getting far more exposure than he could have ever dreamed of. I bet people will start showing up at his gigs now.
i love this
They cancelled their gig in Belfast after the guitarist and drummer left, saying they had no idea it was all a scam. But because they'd already hired the venue, the support bands were still allowed to play.
Venue's statement: https://www.facebook.com/belfastEmpire/posts/2138564952855436
Very cool Jared!
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He broke the world!
Sooo what about the rest of the tour? :D
Turns out MetalSucks have released a whole bunch of revelations about who Threatin really is, and he's spoken out. Will work on a new article for it.
Gave this guy's only release a 1 just because of this story. What a dumbass.
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Huh, if he wanted attention why the fuck didn't he capitalize on it by leaving his social media open and sort of attracting attention that way. Doesn't make sense.
Why else would he do this if he didn't want attention. I don't get it.
what a fucking legend
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this is hilarious
hugest publicity stunt ever
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The url at the end of the article is the funniest shit ever, nearly cracked a rib
holy shit didnt even notice hahahhaa