>Doris

damn i was hoping she would drop a verse or sumthin

She isn't gonna sing or rap but I have to assume she is going to lay down some sick beats

I don't believe this is happening but sadly I think it is

dr. oz goes in though

gonna be a 5

What. the actual fuck. is happening. to our country.

beautiful things, impervious. beautiful things.

Ghostface, catch the blast from a hype verse

can't wait for Joe Biden's guest spot on this

so how many tracks will lil b be on?

Hahahaha

"I don't believe this is happening but sadly I think it is"

^lol

AOTY

She's not going to rap about the children that her husband has murdered in the middle east? How about his disrespect for the Constitution? Nope, better rap about fitness.

Fuck you Michelle Obama.

i forsee a death grips-esque cover.

ft. O-bummer

A$AP Shelly

"She's not going to rap about the children that her husband has murdered in the middle east? How about his disrespect for the Constitution? Nope, better rap about fitness.

Fuck you Michelle Obama."

Uh, she has purposely stayed away from her husband's politics in general, just like most modern first ladies have. I guess if you knew anything about her, then you'd know that, but you obviously don't. She's been campaigning about children's fitness since 2009 so things like this shouldn't come off as a surprise to anyone except for the fact that it's going to be an actual "hip-hop" album.

Her brother coaches hoops at Oregon St. The Beavers.

she about that children fitness / outdoor activity + gardening / sustainable living

she coo

My god why.

"michelle is for the children"

Exactly. She believes that children are the future.

"Exactly. She believes that children are the future."

that is fucking profound

i forsee a death metal cover.

*fixd

Wait, this is real? Fuck me...

At first glance I thought that said Michelle is for the chicken



Then I realized the statement wasn't nearly believable as originally thought

"Fuck me..."

Is this the title the album?

I'm the head of the mah-fukin state, niggah!

if shes not gonna rap then whats the damn point?

shes got not swag

">Doris"

"A$AP Shelly"

best

I'm assuming that based on being the wife of the president of the USA, this will by default be the most "gangster" rap album of all time?

cmon....she could at least drop a verse or two

also most misleading article title ever

Teddy Nugent to feature

She should at least DJ it.

DJ MICHELLE OBAMA. REAL TRAP SHIT.

"Exactly. She believes that children are the future."

And how better to raise them than in a secure, protected, government environment!

Run the jewels will have nothing on this

Shoot, I just hope she teaches them well and let's them lead the way.

Album needs more Snoop Lion.

this is a joke... right?

RIGHT??

If she doesn't sing or rap this album is useless

1ing this just because the idea is so fucking retarded

Iman Shumpert will be featured

KNICKS BISH

Just more embarrassment for us thanks to the Obama family.

oh, michelle...

...and Rolling Stone has given it a pre-release rating of 5/5.

"Just more embarrassment for us thanks to the Obama family"

lol

She's probably a proud supporter of the No Cussing Club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVafzGiap4Y

The song titles are so LOL

"Michelle Obama hip hop album".. "The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album."

So....what is she actually doing on this? Not really a Michelle Obama hip hop album if she's not going to appear on it. Is she just financing this then or what?

Kid Rock with the guest appearance.

First they invade our schools, then they tells us what to eat, and now they're taking over our music!

Socialism!

@ Dikko

Was that a lol like "thanks obama" or did you think I said something truly funny?

How have you been "embarrassed"?

THANKS OBAMA

they call me Joe Biden
Osama was hidin
Until my boy came into office and told dem seals to go ridin

Jordin Sparks is looking too sexy..

Guess that answers my question.

People who hate on Michelle Obama are literally the worst people on the planet and usually just racist

All she cares about is our children's health, and she's being creative and thinking outside of the box to try and come up with something that will actually work

Like goddamn

People who hate on Michelle Obama are literally the worst people on the planet and usually just racist

All she cares about is our children's health, and she's being creative and thinking outside of the box to try and come up with something that will actually work

Like goddamn

will be harmless and probably really funny. fox news is gonna have a field day.

The problem with this is those of us who are smart enough to take care of ourselves don't really care for this approach to health and exercise. These kind of messages come across as 'talking down' to intelligent individuals.

Isn't that what she wants @ a field day lul

lol

"The problem with this is those of us who are smart enough to take care of ourselves don't really care for this approach to health and exercise. These kind of messages come across as 'talking down' to intelligent individuals."

Well I guess you're not intelligent to realize this campaign isn't fucking for you. I mean come on, do you really want to pay for little kids' diabetes medication?

I want fat, irresponsible fucks to stop having children.

That's what I want.

Unfortunately they will keep having more and more.

Plan B....HIP HOP ALBUM

One of the biggest problems right now is that lower to middle class people are not having kids, or only one or two, but poverty stricken people are still having a lot of kids, I'll agree with you on that one

There should be an IQ test before you're allowed to conceive.

Or own a dog.

Trebor17 like the movie Idiocracy, but with poor people.

Guys I can't wait for the grammys next year

And the award goes to.......some shitty mainstream rapper with a shitty name uhhh Big Heebee with his album New School Money, Old School Retardation, oh fuck Kanye is coming up on the stage

Yo Imma let you finish, but Michelle Obama had da best shitty rap album of da year, and oh by the way..... I hit that

Wow the crowd goes wild, Kim Kardashian is in the audience, she's pissed oh my god

Oh and, I didn't wear a jimmy hat, I'm gonna have a little Obama on the way

Oh my god it's fucking choas here, goddamn if only Michelle hadn't made that rap album, look what's happened to america

Honey wake up

What?

Jimbo, were you having one of those crazy redneck Obama is destroying america dreams again?

Well shit, I guess I was honey

Go back to sleep Jimbo

^^ that was a zooted ass story

A$AP Shelly wowww lolll #beentrill #popawheelieonthezeitgeist

How long til we get an actual Dr. Oz rap album?

I'd expect something like this from the Obama administration. This little album of hers in probably financed by the taxpayers money as well.

Damn I didn't know people who watch Fox News dug Amon Amarth

The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
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The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album
The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album

I'm impressed by the level of libertarianism on here... thought this site would skew heavily left.

Then again, I also assume this site to be lily white and male, so considering Romney would have beat Obama 501-37 in the election within that demographic group I guess it's not as surprising. Not to say Romney's even remotely libertarian, though.

"I'm impressed by the level of libertarianism on here"

No one here has said anything regarding libertarianism, that's not the standard right you know right?

"Romney would have beat Obama 501-37"

Nah most people here are under 25

Was hoping she'd drop a verse or something agreed.

"I'd expect something like this from the Obama administration. This little album of hers in probably financed by the taxpayers money as well."

yes because the obama administration has really really been pushing for childhood fitness and against childhood obesity. that's always been one of their top priorities, hasn't it?

Fuckin gaaaayyyeee

republicans are scum

You know what, all politicians should rap. I want Santorum to throw in a slick verse about what his name is slang for. I want Herman Caine to quote more Pokemon. I want Anthony Weiner to sing the chorus.

LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

Anyone who who refers to themselves as a "Democrat or Republican" are scum. Fuck statists.

this reminds me of veep...such an awesome show.

can't believe this is actually real

This is the most dystopian shit ever, Obama's facing a controversy over the NSA and the growing scope of American surveillance power and Michelle Obama's releasing a fucking rap album about staying healthy.

That said, I hope Barack drops a couple of verses.

Wait what what what what what what


whatttttttttttttttt

no way

whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt the fuck

This is what happens when you let a black person become the leader

Except that she isn't a politician at all, nor is anyone else who is involved.

aaaaaaa

lol why is this such a big deal? Little 1st and 2nd graders (which this is targeting) will probably dig this shit in school or whatever

I'm talking to that supernatural guy, actually.

Oops. K sorry luv yu tho yu kno it

invest in weed stocks guys! that moron sanjay finally did a tiny bit of research and discovered he's a tool for perpetuating false information. my penny stocks went up by 30% right after his little special dropped.

"No one here has said anything regarding libertarianism, that's not the standard right you know right?

A) Yes, many have (implicitly).
B) Never said it was the standard right.

"Nah most people here are under 25"

Yeah, but I'll bet if you pitted Gary Johnson against Obama among < 25-year-old white males nationwide Gary would slaughter him, and Romney would perhaps still win (though it'd be more of a battle).

No one will take you seriously because you're just a sarcastic bastard.

woooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

lol

dr oz rips

honestly pretty excited to see how this turns out

ps way to break down those racial stereotypes Michelle. seriously, you couldn't have made an opera album or something? or like post-rock with chilling samples about Americans being fat and getting diabetes.

this is either going to be really terrible or really, REALLY terrible

I haven't noticed any libertarianism on here haha. I am a libertarian, though, so that's cool that if there afe other libertarians
like me on the site. I would've guessed that this would be a left-winged site too.

aaaaaaaaaaaa

i worship the pagan gods of virility and fertility

i'm the god of tits and wine

I think we can all agree that Michelle has diagonal tendencies.

When I first saw this I thought it was just someone trolling... but now I'm just afraid and confused because this is actually a thing, and I'm not sure how I feel about it besides that it will undoubtedly suck harder than a hooker with a hoover.

It's made for fucking 8 year olds dude of course it's going to suck

Well, yeah... That's common sense. I meant more in the sense that of all the ways to approach this kind of thing, that this is what the US government came up with and called it a day.

Could have sworn this was going to be an andcas article.

yeah cuz everything else they've tried has worked, damn look at all those in shape children

When nothing seems to work, why not try something new and outside the box?

Big cover up for her husband's failings.

And that argument makes sense, but how effective is a hip hop record going to be for a demographic who get most of their musical taste from their parents or what they hear on the radio... I'm not saying it couldn't work, it just doesn't seem likely, especially when you consider that a musical approach isn't that outside of the box when you consider how many shows/programs have gone down this route before with varying amounts of success. Honestly, people just need to start educating their kids about eating healthier, because so many parents are creating a vicious cycle of ever-rising childhood obesity figures.

tl;dr it seems to me like they need to start targeting the parents as well as their target demographic. There's only so much you can do, and it's great that they're trying to educate the kids, but some of these adults are just as clueless about eating more healthy.

Michelle is my #1 nigga, I like her.

As a healthy, buff, lifting European it's just unreal how useless your nutrition is in the US. Fuck fat people, go Michelle. Album gonna be dope.

Maybe they should throw everyone who eats a cheeseburger in jail like they do with people who smoke pot.

^^ jdennis31, you don't get it do you? Know one cares about a CHEESEBURGER. You have bigger problems, such as the fact that you're serving FRENCH FRIES AT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHAT THE HELL

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to get. I didn't know I was supposed to lay out all the problems that the US faces. Shut up you hoser.

Yeah I know Im being aggressive, insomnia is killing me. I just know there's loads of Americans out there who revere their constitutional right to be fat as hell and get mad at Michelle for promoting fitness. It's amazing in a way

Werd. Honestly, people who are unhealthy due to a lack of exercise and over indulgence kind of annoy me. However, in the words of Ron Swanson, "The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful."

damn her for trying to help chirren

"Michelle Obama hip hop album"
"The First Lady herself will not sing or rap on the album."
FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!

Libertarian Socialism is where I stand. It's possible to be in favour of social programs like government healthcare and such and not be in favour of the government violating our constitutional rights to privacy and choice. I just believe things like healthcare, education, law enforcement, and the Federal Reserve shouldn't be owned and regulated by private cooperations without regulation. The opposite of that would be just as grim. There just needs to be more transparency and more moderate legislation/politicians and that won't happen until Citizens United is demolished.

Well said, Beef

"It's possible to be in favour of social programs like government healthcare and such and not be in favour of the government violating our constitutional rights to privacy and choice."

No, no it isn't. If you believe in government education, medical, etc. why should I be forced to agree with your subjective beliefs regardless of whether or not I share them? Be consistent and support rights for gays, polygamists, incestuous peoples, drug users, prostitutes, etc. as well as those who don't want you stealing their fucking paycheck to support those who decided to have kids they couldn't afford in the first place. If you "just believe things" then how about you fucking pay for them along with others who believe what you do. Or are you one of those dicks who punches a girl in the face if she denies your advances?

Also, regulation can exist without it being state regulation. All sorts of private organizations and businesses regulate themselves because its to their own benefit to have a rule system.

Not well said at all. Fix your moral compass.

Tyler, The Creator guess spot calling it

Did this actually ever happen?