jfc what a shit head

"Drug addicts and alcoholics are always saying 'The world's a harsh place'. My mother was in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany. I don't want to hear sh*t about how 'the world's a harsh place'."

says the man who has most likely never experienced hardship at any point in his life

rooooock andddd roooooooooooolllllllll

???????????????????

This is just your average day to day ramblings from this pathetic lunatic

I'm usually against unprofessional headlines/articles like this, but this one gets a pass for obvious reasons.

lmao

There's some dickhead sXe 15 yr old in a stick to your guns hoodie, crushing monster energy in front of a seven 11 who probably said the same thing. What a nerd.

tbh i *sorta* see his point with drug addicts since in this day in age they're almost universally frowned apon and it's common knowledge that shit fucks you up, but still

It's still considered news when Gene Simmons says shit like this?

gene simmons sounds like an edgy 12 year old

Pure and utter c**t

Ozzy Osbourne mistook some random hair dresser for Sharon for over a week leading to their divorce and then went missing and this shit is what people are writing about?

supercoolguy knows nothing about addiction and can't spell upon correctly

"Ozzy Osbourne mistook some random hair dresser for Sharon for over a week leading to their divorce and then went missing and this shit is what people are writing about?"

Hold tf up what?

Are we metalsucks

http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/10/what-sharon-knew-about-ozzys-cheating-changes-everything/
http://www.metalinjection.net/gossip/ozzy-osborune-has-apparently-gone-missing

so metal

It's mostly gossip but it's strange as fuck and more interesting than anything Gene Simmons has or will ever do lol

Gene Simmons is an ass, disappeared Ozzy: my podcast

Please God give us back Lemmy Bowie and Prince and take Gene Simmons

and beibor xd

gosh is it may already

ted nugent x KISS collab album when?????

This is one of those old rock pricks that should have committed suicide.

This isn't surprising. He is (and will always be) a dickhead.

Gene Simmons' a fucking dick, what else is new?

"I'm usually against unprofessional headlines/articles like this, but this one gets a pass for obvious reasons."

thanks

gene simmons is a poser, agreed

trying to be cvlt as fvck

I was gonna post this article but my title was gonna be "crusty old man says rude things"

either way

hmm...

lol great article re-name!

Yeah

luv u user

lmao

Kiss is a shit band

Gene Simmons is a shit person

Turns out corn is a starch

More news at 5

I don't feel much sympathy for these legendary artists who are now dying like flies after living lives of debauchery and substance abuse. They knew what they were in for.

He could have put it a different way, and yeah mental health issues aren't really all the same.

But whatever, that's just like, your opinion, man

I do feel sympathy for anyone dying, it's not my favorite thing in the world tbh

also most of these old-as-balls revered trve cvlt rockers-metallers have always been fucking idiots, no surprise there tbh

Yeah but Gene Simmons is on a certain plane of idiocy that very few Rock/Metal veterans have been stupid enough to reach.

mental health issues and copious drug use often go hand-in-hand

dave mustaine is there ain't he?

the guys from iron maiden seem cool tho, judas priest too

best news coverage 2016

Dave isn't there because, he may be insane, but he still makes good music.

Kiss never really made any quality music AND Simmons is a fucking moron.

"Kiss never really made any quality music"

what is Kiss Alive and Love Gun

'what is Kiss Alive and Love Gun'

unquality music

wrong

Whatevs, Kiss is garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiBwvxRs3Fk

Minushuman gets it

quality

found a killer ad for the band's merchandise tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sUQIwGh6XA

kiss sucks cheesy chodes yea

For the record, they may be shit, but Gene Simmons is a marketing genius.

it's not hard to make yourself a household name in an industry with no competition, how's he a marketing genius

Gene Simmons sucks and so does his music, fucking drop dead already

the KISS™ COFFIN

At least he isn't Ted Nougat bar

stranglehold is a fucking jam tho

KISS™ my ass

Didn't he say this years ago?

Ted Nugent is fucking garbage but Stranglehold is still pretty fucking rad tbh

wth wheres my title cred bruh

but yeah, just seems more appropriate to the situation

"Didn't he say this years ago?"

yeah he said robin williams was a puss for committing suicide

"KISS™ my ass"

pucker up

Robin Williams was overrated but he wasn't a puss

the biggest pussy here is gene, who can't seem to open his mouth when the actual subject is alive

He's giving me conflicted feelings if he thought Robin Williams was a pussy for killing himself. He'd be the person to tell you to kill yourself and then he'd call you a pussy for doing it?

How is he gonna trash people for committing suicide if they haven't done it yet?

he seems to have problem with drugs and alcohol when the actual abuser is dead so

KISS sucks ass, gene simmons can go fuck off

His band was never good to begin with and was just a shitty business venture that played watered down rock music.

I'll never hate any person/band more than I do Gene Simmons and KISS

To be fair Paul Stanley apologized for him.

who cares

and for that matter the irony is that for those of you who do care: congratulations on validating him and just encouraging him in this behaviour that you care about so much for whatever reason

But the horrible man said things that I don't like. Sob. Take him away.

"Take him away."

ok but put him in the news first so that he can get exactly what he wanted when he made these comments to begin with

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Get out pots people with mental illness/addiction issues get infuriated over this shit and need to vent

Not like any major news outlet is aware that sputnik exists anyways

i'm sure gene simmons is a 13 y/o teenage girl yea, we're feedin his ass he's like jessi slaughter

Just kill him. Kill him, kill him I say!!! The horrid creature doesn't deserve life. He doesn't realise how moreish skag is.

zak we know it, you like old music

"Not like any major news outlet is aware that sputnik exists anyways"

why would you think this is just news on sputnik

"Get out pots people with mental illness/addiction issues get infuriated over this shit and need to vent"

thats their choice. there are also people with mental illness and addiction issues out there who dont give a flying fuck what gene simmons thinks.

"i'm sure gene simmons is a 13 y/o teenage girl yea, we're feedin his ass he's like jessi slaughter"

are you stupid or? ever heard of something called publicity? publicity stunt? no? yeah you're right, old rock star with dwindling relevance and a shit attitude making absurd remarks to fan his fire is totally unheard of. go to the fucking corner.

the dude had a reality tv show ffs u mentally deficient child

Oh shit Potzo just put him in TIME OUT

dont fucking come out of there til you learned your lesson fool

I've witnessed a murder

gene simmons in about as irrelevant now as he was before this news article, get a clue

stupid kid is young enough it was more like an abortion ooooooooohhhh

simmons is a washed out, irrelevant "rock star" dude with a marketing team worth more than both ur parents, u think he'd have to retort to a 13 y/o's way of gettin attention yea

giving gene any kind of publicity is the worst thing ever probs tbh yea, even when people use it to express discontent at society's clueless beliefs about mental issues and addiction

Are you implying that abortion isn't murder? Because if so I would like a word

its almost like this idiot thinks that something has to have a positive correlation for there to be any sort of correlation at all

"Are you implying that abortion isn't murder? Because if so I would like a word"

prolife scum u have diverted my attention from this second-hand trog asdfp to more important issues lettuce dual

babies are gay

u could not come for me even if u tried bro, but nice try

It might be your body but it's my little sperm fishy all the way up in there and I have a right to my progeny. You're just an incubator!

BBs have souls

what are you even talking about now asdfp your uncomprehensive grasp of the english language fails you at literally every turn

im more than just an incubator! im a real person!

better yet bro? i mean i know u just like to be contrarian but

uh sure nice edit chongobrofagasaurus

Simmons can kiss my ass, another old timer mental illness denier who only believes someone's sick if you can see it.

"supercoolguy knows nothing about addiction and can't spell upon correctly"

lol wreck'd

yeah exactly i mean look at doofus he doesnt look sick but check his music taste guys its clearly terminal

i openly admit i edited bro lmao, now u's the one acting like the 13 y/o girl from tumblr or dA or some shit but nice banter

doofus: seems to be a common belief among rock's right wing

Oh let's do this for real. I could play either side but you seem set on pro-choice so I'll take the moral high ground and go pro-life. (see what I did there, that was already round one)

So just because I'm male I have no say in determining the destiny of my unborn offspring? In the instance where the pregnancy was merely an accident do I have no claim to that child simply due to my inability to carry it? Do you have the sole right of determination because it's your body?

yes

"i openly admit i edited bro lmao,"

?? and?? i congratulated you on your awesome great job A+ edit i bet you even lift. learn to take a compliment with your creatine shake 'bro'. you're so jacked i bet you could come on me in like 5 secs bro. MSW english is my second language wanna skype?

Oh wow that was really simple

it's not about being the "owner" of the baby, it's about whose body is being used. whether you think it's fair or not, you can't force someone to let themselves be a human carrier for somebody else, nor force yourself inside someone to get rid of a fetus

This is between me and Potzo stay out

pots is not in his right state of mind tbh, couldn't make a coherent argument, but u can take it to his profile if you so desire

Pots fell into my trap

I set up the pins...

This new endearment 'Potzo' sounds like you're calling him fatso

"So just because I'm male I have no say in determining the destiny of my unborn offspring? In the instance where the pregnancy was merely an accident do I have no claim to that child simply due to my inability to carry it? Do you have the sole right of determination because it's your body?"

im not really one of those people that feels super strongly about it either way. if i had to pick id say pro-choice. but not in the sense that i share those typical views and feel they should be forced on everyone. but for me personally if i knocked a girl up i would personally feel wrong telling her what to do with it

if you want to make that argument thats perfectly understandable and makes sense but for me personally im not the one who has to shoot a baby out my dick hole and if i was id probably be slightly offended if someone told me i was a godless heathen for wanted to get it out before it obliterated my peepee

I do not like 'Potzo' : (

Can we not

Potzo

"pots is not in his right state of mind tbh, couldn't make a coherent argument, but u can take it to his profile if you so desire"

sorry your broken english makes you incapable of realizing when someones mocking your dumbass

"bro"

come on me irl "bro"

k Potzo

"I do not like 'Potzo' : (

Can we not"

im fine with it

"im not really one of those people that feels super strongly about it either way."

Well yeah same here but if we're gonna have a debate let's have a debate

"if you want to make that argument thats perfectly understandable and makes sense but for me personally im not the one who has to shoot a baby out my dick hole and if i was id probably be slightly offended if someone told me i was a godless heathen for wanted to get it out before it obliterated my peepee"

That's what the D-section is for bro. They split the penis into four equal parts:
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/45/33/b44533146173522bada9ee7e51adf0e1.jpg
They create a large hole at the base to make extraction easier. Then afterwards they just reconnect the individual portions. It takes about 30-40 days to fully heal. They catheterize you in order to make urination less painful.

idk how i feel about 'coming' on a guy nicknamed "Potzo" tbh

"Can we not"

Ask not what can we not

Ask what do

I don't want to click on that link

lmao

Yes you do

@Mystletainn: I didn't want to either, but when I did I was pleasantly surprised

"idk how i feel about 'coming' on a guy nicknamed "Potzo" tbh"

well then its a good thing u couldnt come on me if u tried bro quick check my quads

"Ask not what can we not

Ask what do"

5/5

link was like a 7/5 tho

Potzo lathers himself down with hydrophobic lotion every 6 hours. The semen just wicks right off.

i agree, link of the day, of the year maybe

didn't know canadian men could have decent legs tbh

im not talking about semen bro im talking about coming on me in the pit bro, shirts off bro

They don't call em the mounties for nothing

"im not talking about semen bro im talking about coming on me in the pit bro, shirts off bro"

are you sure you're not talking about semen

"didn't know canadian men could have decent legs tbh"

i didnt know chihuahuas or whatever you are had access to a computer

idk how i'd feel about coming at a dude nicknamed Potzo tho

"are you sure you're not talking about semen"

yeah bro this guy was talking shit on the internet i told him to come on me we're gonna throw our gloves on, shirts off bro

"i didnt know chihuahuas or whatever you had access to a computer"

nice english bro, very sentence

"yeah bro this guy was talking shit on the internet i told him to come on me we're gonna throw our gloves on, shirts off bro"

Oh I get it. Velvet gloves. Handjob contest. First one to lose concentration and spray his juicy load has to take it on the chest. Sounds like a blast honestly.

Asdfp is a doge

"nice english bro, very sentence"

nice meme bro, very 2010

now i understand how you have computer access

you runnin a refurbished macintosh SE/30

or playing some DOS game that teaches you how to spell 'cat'

now that we got ars here the "coming" on Potzo challenge would be really complete

didnt know chihuahuas could run DOS but asdfepafep enlightens me at every turn

not only do they have internet access

they can come on you irl

Why, is Ars a poof too?

I'm gonna have to have you cool it on the Chilean racism. I'll have you know my woman is a Chilean immigrant and I am OFFENDED.

does Potzo still have white ass dreadlocks tho, or am i confusing him with someone else? idk don't wanna mess his luscious hair tbh

"
Oh I get it. Velvet gloves. Handjob contest. First one to lose concentration and spray his juicy load has to take it on the chest. Sounds like a blast honestly."

....latex

Great I just broke a tooth

leather club is two blocks down

confusing me with someone else

ya know chihuahuas are from mexico but i don't know if we have endemic dogs here tho

pinochet

lmao

"Why, is Ars a poof too?"

Yes, but I have no desire to come on or cum on Potsy

He's ruined 'Crazy Nights' for me now

i mean a nut is a nut but

and nothing of value was lost

You guys bicker a lot but deep down



I see the potential

At least they found Ozzy

Sorry for calling you a poof

Aw thanks, but I really don't mind

didnt he say something similarly stupid about depression a couple years ago or so? maybe that was someone else. either way, hes a fucking dipshit.

'crusty old man says rude things'

came in expecting announcement of a new swans alb

no that was my other news article

"'crusty old man says rude things'

came in expecting announcement of a new swans alb"

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how would you even know if Gira was being rude? unless you can speak utter tripe I guess

:D

Ha. Classic!!!!
Christ have I missed ya TG.

lmfao luv u tommy

Yeah 'dolf he said some shit about Robin Williams. Honestly that was the last time I heard of him so yeah he's just desperate for attention or some kind of relevance. Can't wait until the Kardashians get older and uglier and have to resort to being edgy af too to stay in the spotlight!

lol dolf, thats a new one.

lmao what a fucking pussy, you dont get to talk shit about someone's drug use if you dont use yourself

"My mother had it tough so I don't wanna hear your bullshit"

"likening drug and alcohol usage to an "insane gene"."

You mean like himself?

babies are gay[2]

Geneus

Simmons an apex narcissist. This shouldn't surprise anyone. He has sort of a point, but obviously the way he frames it is stupid. Also a tad hypocritical as the dude is a self proclaimed sex addict. I wonder if he would be singing the same tune if his dick fell off from banging groupies. That said, there is a lot more honor in banging groupies than wallowing in drug/alcohol addiction. And this coming from a legit drunk.

looks we found the real "insane gene" lol

As far as I'm concerned, Kiss does not exist, and never has

Who's with me

Everyone who is a delusional fuckwit

who let this man form a band and become successful I hate all y'all

also kiss isn't even fucking real

Confirmed, Gene confesses to killing Prince.

Remember the Action League Now episode with KISS in it?

Okay let's indulge Gene's "point" here. He's claiming that because his mother has had it more rough, these people need to man up and don't have real problems; wouldn't his mother by his own logic need to man up because murder exists? They don't have a life anymore, which is worse because his mother is still alive right? Would people who have gone through even worse torture their entire lives be manly enough for him?

Gene's objectively wrong; just because people have gone through harder things, doesn't invalidate the struggle of someone who made the mistake of putting heroin in their veins and is dealing with the copious struggles of addiction. Suffering is subjective, and Gene doesn't seem to understand or doesn't seem to care about that because his head is so far up his ass his prostate wiped all his make up off.

it's almost like everyone is an irreplaceable human soul with their own understanding of what it means to suffer which is a huge bummer and also i get my life views from andrew jackson jihad because i am an adult

his mother didnt even die in the holocaust so fuck him he doesnt know shit

lolllllll KISS. What a fuckin joke. In actuality, none of those pissheads could play a lick of what Prince was doing. And I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt that he never tried coke. What a royal cuntbag.

Well holy fuckin' liftin. What a dinkleman.

Fuck you Peen Semans.

Can we just stop talking about anything Gene says? The guy's a moron

BlacKapes is 100% right

Guy is such a heap of turds.

I'm predicting that KISS is gonna try a "comeback" album of sorts within the next two years.

I always get Gene Simmons and Russell Simmons mixed up

they pretty much are the same person, that's understandable

Gene is still drunk on selling out and printing money to loyal fans of music that is better served to teenage boys as they used to be decades ago.

someone mentioned the ozzy thing up there earlier and that really disappoints me, i mean this doesn't disappoint me much since we all knew gene simmons is an asshole, but it seemed to me like ozzy had been becoming a better person over time as he was trying harder than ever to give up drugs and alcohol (his unfortunate relapse in 2013 being a big bump in that road), plus the band ozzy sang for in his peak years is infinitely better and more important than kiss

he can kiss deez nutz

kiss sucks who cares

Gene, once again, doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Kiss haven't been relevant since 1974

thanks for the bump dumbass

"Kiss haven't been relevant since 1974"

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thanks for the bump dumbass

[2]

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How many triggers lol.

i'd say 1978

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