ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOX-KIN

fuck off

this is the biggest eternal L i done ever seen

"pop punk spin-off album"

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haha let's make fun of third wave feminism and use the word triggered a lot and use the safe space joke a lot hahahaha this is humor I'm like the next filthy frank hahahaha XDDDD

also fuck this joke music shit, what a worthless bunch of garbage

torts on point

torts killin it

the irony is that all these dudes that whine about sjw's or w/e are just as triggered if not more by internet feminists. they cant even handle the opinions of anonymous teenage girls and they're tryna clown

agree

I am dragonkin and I find this offensive

good stuff torts

hahaha otherkin jokes haha look at me its a ridiculous concept so let me act like I'm participating in saod concept haha people really find that funny

Well I'm never listening to this song but based on torts' bleeding anus it looks like it did what it was supposed to so congrats to them I guess

nah the point of the song was easy sjw bait, I hate this shit because of how obvious and overused said bait is

the actual fuck is this?

@Keyblade I'm pretty sure Jarrod Alonge isn't one of those knee-jerk "anti-SJW" guys, he just finds the angry white teenager "first world problems" thing funny.

Album is fun and catchy but nothing groundbreaking.

well yea it's pretty not funny but getting mad at internet jokes made solely for the purpose of getting people mad is kind of, uh, pointless, especially because it's just a bunch of no names on the internet

these things cause a whole lot less problems than what some of the people they bait can potentially cause

It's not even bait, it's satire, but ok

beyond pathetic

couldn't make it through 1:30 of this song before i was cringing

"It's not even bait, it's satire, but ok"

Not sure how that makes much of a difference but whatever

i'm highly anticipating the totally pointless controversy this song may cause

"@Keyblade I'm pretty sure Jarrod Alonge isn't one of those knee-jerk "anti-SJW" guys, he just finds the angry white teenager "first world problems" thing funny"

i mean there's also the fact that he's playing lame ass pop punk like its 2003

if you listen past the first two minutes it also becomes lame ass core (although I understand why you wouldn't want to do that)

tumblr bullshit needs to be laughed at

Like Shuyin, I'm glad that all this tumblr buzzword idiocy is getting the proper mainstream mocking it deserves.

u guys are fighting that good fight against 15 year old girls

his last album was a light to decent 1.5

i liked Beating a Dead Horse but everything about this album is disgusting and Jarrod needs a slap in the face.

u guys are fighting that good fight against 15 year old girls

Because we're laughing at it? Do you even realize that there's plenty of grown-up women and men that use shit like this daily? I only hope that the US buries this PC bullshit so that it never even has the chance to spread to my country

Dis
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also gonna have to agree with Torts on this one, the "evil internet boogeymen" thing is getting old and this song isnt going to help things stop anytime soon.

It's good satire

whoa this is embarrassing

u guys are fighting that good fight against 15 year old girls [2]

should be cringe warning tbh

I wouldn't call it satire, just the musical equivalent of shitposting

Song was mildly obnoxious

oh boy i love complaining about young people trying to learn to be progressive

[2]

i love how ppl are defending an abomination of a pop punk song with the humor of a rock because it reinforces their fragile masculinity. if this song was by asking alexandria or some shit, everyone itt would be shitting all over it, but alas

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/logout.php

dude's music isn't good, he's not funny, has never been funny, will never be funny

carry on

@Q - you can show yourself out, then

"the irony is that all these dudes that whine about sjw's or w/e are just as triggered if not more by internet feminists. they cant even handle the opinions of anonymous teenage girls and they're tryna clown"

No. Cretinous pc culture is an astonishingly widespread phenomenon on north american (mainly us i think) campuses that the administrations are for some reason caving into

https://youtu.be/G5-oG0L6ZnU

"cretinous pc culture"

lmao ok man

and with the gad saad video link i think that makes bingo

'Cretinous pc culture'

as opposed to the racist, sexist, homophobic agendas of old of course

why can't i be free to offend minorities? /s

a nigga cant even be an unchecked bigot in 2016 man what has the world come to

I feel like all his tracks are funny to listen to once, but i can't see myself ever listening to his shit on repeat

He is right tho. There is a difference between being socially conscious and being a capricious and fragile sjw cunts

He already dropped the whole album on his youtube page like three days ago.

Loved the song though.

There is a difference between being socially conscious and being a capricious and fragile sjw cunts [2]

his example of a fragile sjw is like a composite straw man tho
glued together by pop punk no less

There is a difference between being socially conscious and being a capricious and fragile sjw cunts [3]

There is a difference between being socially conscious and being a capricious and fragile sjw cunts (4)

kinda goes without saying but ok lol

why are we focusing on the weaker song on the album instead of any of the other tracks that are better

"his example of a fragile sjw is like a composite straw man tho
glued together by pop punk no less"

That's the point. The song "Misogyneric" from his last album was a dig at the fedora-wearing creep stereotype. This song takes a dig at the teenage special snowflake stereotype. He's making dumb ironic pop punk he's not trying to make any legitimate commentary on the world.

even with that in mind, I have no clue why this song needs to exist. I really do believe this is only a launchpad to trend on social media or something.

if it was a launchpad he would've made a music video rather than a simple lyric video, a music video would spread on the internet faster.

Dude's just mocking pop punk music and several different stereotypes at the same time. On this same album he has a song mocking dudes who are nice to a girl just so they can "see their boobs." It's all jokes; good jokes and bad jokes, but just jokes.

I highly doubt a song from an album that includes other songs about having a song stuck in your head to the point where you want kill yourself, a Star Wars character, assholes in mosh pits, and "mother's milk", is trying to make a statement

People are so easily offended on this site smh

This video was made to bait people defending PC culture.
Half of this thread proves that the US has a serious cultural problem and that the special snowflake movement is unfortunately alive and well.
Your irony and tears are delicious. Jarrod's great as fuck.

"i mean there's also the fact that he's playing lame ass pop punk like its 2003"

except it's a pop punk parody

keep on fighting the good fight brother

yea @ois i realize that now

but what's the fucking need for a pop punk parody

"but what's the fucking need for a pop punk parody"
A comedian made a video and used pop punk as a musical medium?
What else do you need?

lol ikr, who even cares about pop punk like that in 2016

Oh hey snide

Yall are taking this way too seriously.

it's like this dude is on a lifelong mission to help make the worst thread of all time

hey snide how are u

"lol ikr, who even cares about pop punk like that in 2016"

All the people who funded his album up to nearly $30,000 on indiegogo

i guess i give ppl way too much credit then

lmao

I'm killing myself

"Worst thread of all time is when Andcas and I had an all out war with KILL on the Mitch Lucker RIP thread back in 2012
Sputnik hasn't come close to shit like that in a while."

tho ur doing ur best to change that im sure

that really does sound like the worst thread of all time tho

i was referring more to the tag team duo of urself and andcas, but death threats are bad too i guess

This is honestly the least funny track I've ever heard.

There is a difference between being socially conscious and being a capricious and fragile sjw cunts (5)

And thus the thread was triggered successfully. Some of you can either keep crying or learn to live a little. And no, I'm not buying the whole "It's not even that funnyyy" excuse. Just admit that your having a temper tantrum

who is stokes

Lol

I hate this guy

jarrod lives in my state and i want to move. everyone i know and their brother thinks he's a hack. i also can't get over how bad his manchild face looks with a beard

this guy needs to piss off already

"Some of you can either keep crying or learn to live a little. "

oh yeah disliking an unfunny song on an overdone topic thats so obnoxious to see after having to hear people bitch about safe spaces and gamergate for two years totally means im just a baby whos offended and in no way means that Jarrod Alonge made a song that isnt funny because people have already beaten any humor out of the topic three years ago.

hey guys, there is not such thing as a bad song. youre just too offended to understand it!

Maybe you guys should listen to the rest of the album

Some of you even liked his last album and the humour on there wasn't much different

saying that his previous work or the rest of this album is better doesn't excuse this from being utter trash

or maybe the song was a demonic ritual to resurrect snide

sadly it worked

Even though I think the song's funny, anyone that's insisting that people don't like it because they're stuck-up politically correct killjoys needs to get a life. Seriously that shit is pure cringe.

this is cancerous

how dare this man try to make people laugh through music? what nerve.

too bad the end result was obnoxious. u tried it tho

"oh yeah disliking an unfunny song on an overdone topic thats so obnoxious to see after having to hear people bitch about safe spaces and gamergate for two years totally means im just a baby whos offended and in no way means that Jarrod Alonge made a song that isnt funny because people have already beaten any humor out of the topic three years ago." [2]

love this guy and the rest of this album but this song is total trash... not sure why i expected him to be better than this but this is really embarassing.

it started off cringe, but the breakdown was hilarious

this fucking thread is cancer holy shit lmao

I would say cringe but miley cyrus already ruined that word for me. Oh and a typical shitstorm sputnik thread too? Good job guys.

this thread was pretty tame honestly

the worst comment in here was from that fellow who said "this song isnt bad, youre just offended"

The song sucks ass but some people here seemed pretty offended

not as offended as the ppl butthurt about 'sjws'

I'm surprised there's more hate here than the new AA album.

People hate sjws because they try to dictate what's right and what's wrong, specially in the entertainment business. All of them are nothing but pieces of shit that deserve to be made a mockery of so that they can learn how to keep their bullshit to themselves.

Can we close the sjw discussion now? Thanks

lmao

u can always like, ignore them. freedom of speech remember? or does that only apply when u want to offend ppl?

Idontevenknowanymo

You're all just a bunch of dicks. Love ya'll.

"u can always like, ignore them"

How the fuck does ignoring them will somehow undo the changes that are currently being made to video games and such because of sjw outcry? Holy shit, wake up

if you've ever unironically said the statement "ethics in gaming journalism" hit yourself with a brick

if you've ever unironically said the statement "ethics in gaming journalism" hit yourself with a brick [2]

"How the fuck does ignoring them will somehow undo the changes that are currently being made to video games and such because of sjw outcry? Holy shit, wake up"

pfffffft, ahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

all the injustices in the west, especially in the US but the biggest issues are apparently the nefarious pc culture and sjw's effects on the video game industry lmfaoooo

all the injustices in the west, especially in the US but the biggest issues are apparently the nefarious pc culture and sjw's effects on the video game industry lmfaoooo

The irony is real

I wish my life was so simple and pure that my biggest problem in life are the damn SJW boogeymen ruining my vidya games

I wish my life was so simple and pure that my biggest problem in life are the damn SJW boogeymen ruining my vidya games [2]

we gotta take back our video games, 1 unfunny pop punk song at a time

And since when does me speaking against it mean that it is the biggest problem in my life? You guys are trying real hard but just defending that sort of shit just proves how fucking stupid you are

That's cool

I could say exactly the same thing about you, how trivial is your life that all you do is defend precious snowflakes? See how fucking retarded you went?

pretty terrible thread - you do realize this is satire and he is imitating/mocking how pop punk bands generally act??

his lyrics are actually pretty damn funny/relevant if you take it within context but what can i expect from this fucking website anyway

Oh yeah im totally defending "special snowflake" because I disagree with your bullshit.

Also like I've said before, the SJW topic is so done to death that it just isnt funny anymore. This comes from someone who really liked Beating A Dead Horse.

And like I said before, the song sucks ass but anything that mocks those pieces of shit is welcome on my book because they need to be aware of just how stupid they are

keep on fighting the good fight bro

You're a fucking idiot

Man i just dont give a fuck. I don't think this song is good, but thats why i skip it when it comes on shuffle. y'all are getting worked up over nothing. yeah so what if the topic is played out? ignore the song and dont listen to it.

If anything, fuck the guy who posted this because there were so many other songs released on this album that they could've shared and they picked the one that they knew would get a rise out of people. Post "Pit Warrior" or something like that to bring attention to Jarrod's music, not the weakest song for the sole purpose of baiting the userbase.

Also the album is already fucking out, it's not coming out on april 5th, it came out friday for fucks sake.

"You're a fucking idiot"

dude why are u so mad, i havent even insulted u lmao. it's almost like ur offended man

"or does that only apply when u want to offend ppl?"

Nowhere in the 1st amendment does it say, "freedom of speech shall not offend thee". You sjw's are somethin else man..

i never implied it did either smh. like, can u read or?

"dude why are u so mad, i havent even insulted u lmao. it's almost like ur offended man"

You're saying shit that makes no sense, it's like talking to a wall at this point. Because just sharing my opinion means that I'm on some sort of crusade against sjws, "fighting the good fight". SJWs are shit and so are you if you're one of them.

why is no one else talking about that beard tho

i dont like sjw's either but they are utterly inconsequential in my life. i have much bigger things to worry about than sjw's and video games

yet here you are rushing to their aide.

pot? meet kettle.

http://img.pandawhale.com/80458-Im-Out-George-Costanza-Seinfel-HAqL.gif

im pointing out the irony of trying to clown sjw's for being offended at everything while clearly being offended by their mere existence

but of course u would construe that as helping (lol) the apparently nebulous and nefarious entity that is the sjw. how insecure are u tho, forreal?

careful keyblade sir he is a scary 666 man and he will curse you
you will wake up hating sjw too and nothing will be the same

I wish my life was so simple and pure that my biggest problem in life are the damn SJW boogeymen ruining my vidya games [3]

Convinced this website is cursed to attract retards on mass

this is one of the most cringeworthy songs ive ever heard in my life.

As expected the thread went full retard.

there's a whole album of this apparently lol

i couldnt even finish the song, a whole album might make me physically ill.

it's legit one of the cringest shits i done ever seen

Close this thread.

This thread is hilarious. Keep up the dumb guys

Holy shit why is everyone taking this so seriously.

Calm down.

"im pointing out the irony of trying to clown sjw's for being offended at everything while clearly being offended by their mere existence"

Because mocking them for being stupid means that I'm somehow offended, and frogs can play a banjo as well

"as opposed to the racist, sexist, homophobic agendas of old of course"
there's also this moderate approach in which you don't police halloween costumes on campus, don't create institutions that allow oversensitive students to harass professors for talking about controversial subjects, and don't go orwellian over a trump supporter/troll armed with chalk

"why can't i be free to offend minorities? /s"

views that are perceived as offensive should be dealt with open discussion (you'd hope elite universities are capable of this), not by equal opportunity commissions or w/e which at best push problems underground and increase polarisation

the pc approach is patently counterproductive on virtually everything. capricious and fragile sjw cunts who make frivolous accusations of oppression trivialize the topics. this is also happening to racism with the silly accusations of "it's gross! it's racist!"

"im pointing out the irony of trying to clown sjw's for being offended at everything while clearly being offended by their mere existence"

its not a question of being offended. everyone gets offended swometimes, the relevant part is whether you deal with it like an adult or like a crybullying teen who wants to shut down wrong thinking people and have every discussion happen on your terms

getting butthurt over the internet and calling people cunts sure is dealing with it like an adult

maybe you'll get the point eventually

look here's the only thing you all need to know

it's not what you say as much as what you do. Making jokes doesn't necessarily make you any bad type of person just like saying you support LGBTQ rights doesn't make you an ally. But, proving your an ally while you're making shitty jokes is a lot harder than proving you're an ignorant asshole if you're a dumbass. Honestly if you say ignorant shit like fag and gay all the time then you probably haven't talked to or been close to any member of that community so if you want to go around saying you're not racist/homophobic/etc. ok that's fine but you've gotta admit you're an idiot or at least just as disagreebale as the people you're hurting

thanks for reading to Treeman's serious post

Treeman is a wise soul. Not fit for this stupid thread.

Treeman nailed it.

These might be of general interest or maybe they only interest people whose lives are so simple and pure that their biggest problem in life are the damn SJW boogeymen ruining their vidya games idk

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/a-letter-to-emory-please-stop-fueling-trumpism/475356/

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/

Treeman is so underappreciated here.

hahaha what the fuck is this

torts showing how stupid he is again

When a song making fun of people getting triggered easily triggers you. lol.

i just dont think the song is funny

Holy shit came across this thread again, what a shit show

Might actually be the most embarrassing thread of the site