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metal is the LAW

if you dont acknowledge the genre of music you play in a song named after it then wtf are you doing bitch

1

Samael
Worship Him

"Morbid Metal" from the soundtrack for hit cult classic Morbius

2

Mystic Prophecy
Metal Division

album name and song name double whammy!

3

Dream Evil
The Book of Heavy Metal

the book of heavy metal weighs more than ur mom lol

4

Freedom Call
Master of Light

"Metal is for Everyone" but graphic design is not

5

Nihilist
Blood Portraits

"Metal and Mayhem" deadly duo

6

Metallica
Kill 'Em All

"Metal Militia" for a Metal Revolution against the Metal Empire

7

Quiet Riot
Metal Health

"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" well duh

8

GWAR
Lust in Space

"Metal Metal Land" i wanna move here fr

9

Tenacious D
The Pick of Destiny

"The Metal" just will not die mfer

10

The Vines
Wicked Nature

"Metal Zone" im always in the [metal] zone

11

Hallows Eve
Tales of Terror

"Metal Merchants" bringing you the finest metal wares from the Metal Metal Lands

12

Manowar
Battle Hymns

"Metal Daze" time for the Manowar spam to commence

13

Manowar
Kings of Metal

manowar truly are the kings of metal

14

Manowar
Into Glory Ride

"Gloves of Metal" for the motorcycle of metal that i ride wearing my leather jacket of metal

15

Manowar
The Triumph of Steel

"Metal Warriors" fighting the Metal Militia uprising

16

Manowar
Louder Than Hell

"The Gods Made Heavy Metal" metal is my religion

17

Manowar
Gods of War

"Die for Metal" dibs on Martyrs of Metal for a band name

18

Judas Priest
Painkiller

"Metal Meltdown" what im goin thru right now making this list

19

Anvil
Metal on Metal

this list

20

Sabaton
Primo Victoria

"Metal Machine" a nickname for tanks cuz those pilots were blasting metal u know it

21

It Lives, It Breathes
Silver/Knights

"Metalingus" what i have with ur mom while listening to HEAVY METAL BABY!!!

22

Judas Priest
British Steel

"Metal Gods" are judas priest the metal gods or is that manowar? who tf even cares?

23

Skourge
Hardcore Up Your Ass

"Metal up Your Ass" this list up your ass

24

Judas Priest
Demolition

"Metal Messiah" whats next metal jesus lol

25

Sammy Hagar
Standing Hampton

"Heavy Metal" call it

26

Wolfmother
Rock Out

"Metal & Fire"

27

KAT
Metal and Hell

the sequel to metal & fire

28

Less Than Jake
Hello Rockview

"All My Best Friends Are Metalheads" ska is actually metal af bro

29

Hammerfall
Glory to the Brave

"The Metal Age" begins with Hammerfall and ends with Hammerfall (they are the best metal band)

30

Deathstars
The Greatest Hits On Earth

"Metal"

31

We Butter The Bread With Butter
Das Album

"Metal" das ist

32

U.D.O.
Steelhammer

"Metal Machine" hey maybe that sabaton song was a cover idk tho i didnt listen to it

33

Angra
Fireworks

"Metal Icarus" sworn enemy of the Metal Sun

34

HammerFall
(r)Evolution

"Tainted Metal" yea no thanks keep that shit away from me

35

Brothers of Metal
Prophecy of Ragnarök

"Siblings of Metal" us

36

Brothers Of Metal
Prophecy of Ragnarök

"We Believe in Metal" also us

37

Manowar
Louder Than Hell

"Brothers of Metal (Part 1)" oh shit theres MORE??

38

Massacration
Gates Of Metal Fried Chicken Of Death

"Metal Is The Law" and it can only be enforced by the cops of metal imo

39

Massacration
Good Blood Heabangers

"Censored: Metal Milf" my type fr

40

Massacration
Gates Of Metal Fried Chicken Of Death

"Metal Milkshake" what that mfn metal milf gives me

41

Metal Law
Lawbreaker

"Heavy Metal Is Forever" what irks me the most is that this band is called Metal Law and the album is Lawbreaker. why would you want to break the law if its metal?? makes no sense

42

Helloween
Walls of Jericho

"Heavy Metal (Is the Law)" just another reminder for yall

43

Elm Street
Barbed Wire Metal

"Metal Is the Way" its the law, its forever, its hot, its sexy, its just the way man

44

F.K.U.
Metal Moshing Mad

combustion07
astounding alliteration

45

Virgin Steele
Age of Consent

ReturnToRock
"Metal is War"

46

Exodus
Bonded by Blood

ReturnToRock
bangers take your stand and obey... our "Metal Command"!!

47

Steel Panther
Feel the Steel

ReturnToRock
"Death To All But Metal"

48

Helloween
Pink Bubbles Go Ape

ReturnToRock
tonight we go to see...the "Heavy Metal Hamsters"!!

49

Chastain
We Bleed Metal

ReturnToRock

50

Venom Inc.
Avé

ReturnToRock
"Metal We Bleed"

51

Venom
Black Metal

ReturnToRock

52

Possessed
Seven Churches

ReturnToRock
"Death Metal"

53

Metal Church
Metal Church

ReturnToRock

54

Anthrax
Fistful of Metal

ReturnToRock
"Metal Thrashing Mad"

Show/Add Comments (26)

frozencarl 10.26.22	list is metal
Shemson 10.26.22	List is metal
Shemson 10.26.22	And Less Than Jake 🤣
mrdogthrow 10.26.22	unholy black metal
sixdegrees 10.26.22	good point with 41, doesn't seem right
Heppasodge 10.26.22	iron maiden power scream
Hyperion1001 10.26.22	metal
suppatime 10.26.22	Metal ups my sperm count
Egarran 10.26.22	So this is what the 80s were like. Manowar is totally underrated. That's an objective fact.
frozencarl 10.27.22	cant say ive ever listened to a Manowar album but making this list has inspired me
ToSmokMuzyki 10.27.22	breaking the law, breaking the law
combustion07 10.27.22	List is tu heavy
FreakMachine 10.27.22	"metal is the LAW " Yes it is m/
combustion07 10.27.22	F.K.Ü- Metal Moshing Mad would be a worthy addition here. Check if you have not!
IsisScript80 10.27.22	Upon opening this list, my router has increased in weight due to the sheer quantity of METAL coming through it.
frozencarl 10.27.22	how heavy is too heavy?
IsisScript80 10.27.22	^ The combined weight of three black holes' singularities, plus the opening 30 seconds of any given Judas Priest song.
ReturnToRock 10.28.22	Virgin Steele - Metal is War Exodus - Bangers take your stand and obey....our METAL COMMAND! Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal Helloween - Tonight we go to see the...HEAVY METAL HAMSTERS! Judas Priest - MEEEEEEE TAL GOOOOOOODSSSSS! DUNNN, DUNDUNDUNNNN! Chastain - We Bleed Metal Venom Inc. - Metal We Bleed Venom - BLACK METALLLLLL! Possessed - DEEEEATHHH! METAAAALLLL! Metal Church - Metal Church Anthrax - Metal Thrashing Mad
Shemson 10.28.22	“how heavy is too heavy?” Strapping Young Lad - Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing
Heppasodge 10.28.22	Ctrl+F “metal” in iTunes songs
Heppasodge 10.28.22	The metal stricketh thee down and clove thy in twain
Minortimbo12 10.29.22	This list is too long
frozencarl 10.29.22	ReturnToRock is a TRUE disciple of metal. this list can only get heavier. it must not end!!
sixdegrees 10.29.22	ReturnToMetal
frozencarl 10.29.22	This list is in strict accordance to the Metal Law, the Metal Police will be of no help
Sunnyvale 10.29.22	I fought the law and the law won

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