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Sputnik Copypasta

here's some of my favorite copypasta. got some fresh ones from that trump thread. what else we got? gotta be longer comments to make it on here, not small memes like "check grotesque" and whatnot. i realize 4 is a mashup of a bunch of quotes and im kind of cheating but theyre all from the same person and same thread, so. also provide the user that posted it if you can.
1Mylingar
Döda Drömmar


I self-identify with DIY punk. I have performed in the following bands: Nor'easter, Hood Ratz, Snooki Fuckers, and The W Tree. My new project is called Preachy Cunt. I will be doing vocals and lyrics, my friend Billy is writing the music. I do not hate gay people. My daughter's mother is heteroflexible, her aunt is a lesbian. I have many friends of many different sexual identities. I have had a gun pointed at me, have seen a gun pointed at a loved one, and pointed a gun at someone. I have witnessed murders and grown up with several people who have perpetrated such crimes. I have seen police brutality and been the victim of it. I am having a combination quarter life, existential, and crisis of faith. If you want to know more, just ask me. Because if it's not love, it's the bomb that will bring us together.

- hep kat
2Druid Lord
Grotesque Offerings


Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/

- deathtrasher
3Ossuarium
Living Tomb


@Darius I genuinely miss talking to you. I said I was sorry for that uneccessary outburst but if you want to hold a grudge I definitely understand. You were my favorite user to talk to and we had some fun together over the last few years and I cherish those memories. I still feel horrible about all of this, it was 100% my fault and wish I could go back in time. Not trying to make an excuse for my actions by any means but alcohol and I do not mix. Even though you hate me, I still got your back no matter what, you're a good user and have great taste.

- aiwaz
4Replicant
Negative Life


"atheists have no reason to live. they should fulfill their own paradoxical philosophy" "The environment is fine." "If Democrats retake the presidency, they will probably outlaw religion in places like california." "They will take away children from parents in the name of 'gender equality'. The result will be destroying the families of religious people." "Wages are rising... leftists like you always start class wars because its the only simple concept you can wrap your brain around. Probably because you lack any real historical context. *posts Ben Shapiro link*" "CPI has stayed proportional to median wages. Groceries, etc. cost the same. Its not worth considering. Wages themselves are rising if you look at the distribution. GG no re" "Cities are run by Democrats, so naturally they will always have higher cost of living due to regulation, corruption, moral hazards." "and its pronounced meridius, you glue-eater. its latin"

- meridiu
5Replicant (USA - IL)
The Resistance


The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.

- shadows
6Entheogen
Without Veil, Nor Self


It seems to me that many websites like All Music, Rate Your Music and Sputnikmusic tend to ditch out a lot of good albums from good (or potentially good) acts with some unfair ratings. Music critics and the so-called "experts" write their reviews, without actually listening to the albums they are reviewing. It is not fair that bands like The Police, Porcupine Tree, Lunatic Soul, Riverside, etc receive so much bad rap from them. And they put awful acts like Justin Bieber over the real talented musicians that deserve a better place. Several days ago, I read a review from some music fan in All Music, saying that "anything rated under 4 stars is criminal". Or, the scary comment from an upset Amazon.com customer that is summarized in three words: PREPARE FOR EXTINCTION! The music industry today is in their darkest hours.

- a first comment from some random on the forums, probably couldn't find the post now
7Fleet Foxes
Crack-Up


First off, you need to grow up after what you just said to him and I am expecting an apology from you to both of us. Secondly, no one and I mean NO ONE is hating on you just because on your taste in music. No said ANYTHING on what you listen to or what you like. I don't care what you like and you don't care what I, or anyone else for that matter, like in music either. If you're seriously acting like this just because of your taste in music, then you can just shove it up your ass and leave. We do NOT accept that kind of behavior for a good reason. It's not about you. If you don't want any advice from others fine, just don't be a dick about it.

- toondude
8Health
VOL. 4 :: SLAVES OF FEAR


First off Possessed isn't a pure death metal band. Theyre tried and true thrash metal with death-tinged vocals (yes there is a difference although you yourself wouldn't know it). and that makes sense they're your favorite since the only genre you're somewhat knowledgeable in (being generous here) is thrash.

- woodee aka themightyscoop
9Piss Vortex
Soft Reboot


we’re actually just a group of best friends who don’t give a shit about the minutia of the least popular music rating site on the web and it’s funny you guys are still this obsessed with us while we’re busy forming multilayer friendships with each other and sometimes falling in love and fuccin but y’all have fun quibbling about whether the next Brand New record is a 4.5/5 or a 5/5 despite Jessy Lacey being a badmam or whatever you guys still do on this site in 2018

- markselluswallets
10SeeYouSpaceCowboy...
Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware


there are two types of people; people who believe in what they read and people who believe in themselves, there is a fine line between the two of those and it's called harmony. choose a side and think for yourself. do you know how people started believing in constellations? because it was taught to them, look up and try and make them out, it doesn't make sense because they are all in different locations non linear, meaning if you traveled 500 billion light yeasrs away in one direction, the stars wouldn't align like we seem them here on Earth. think about shit before opening your mouth, my best friend i have known since 2009 is black, not half black, like str8 black and im white and fucking proud of it, he supports it and if there's a problem with that then you need to think about things a litte bit more.

- WHITEPRIDENATIONWIDE aka aiwaz
11Ulthar
Cosmovore


Okay when you hear this you can only expect the most brutal pit-riffment of slamgore gods. These are some of the most punchgore muddy guitar towns I have ever heared and I have to say the brutality is engorged by the sick vocals. Don Campan is seriously so sick like the brutalest probably, his pig squeels are so piercing and he swamps like no other. It's like a bloodthirsty frog demon raping and eating flesh and chainsaws. The drums are hyperblasting brutal punchgore and only the fastest double bass, yeah they're breakdowns are like a slam nocking a building down one wall at a time.



FUZZYFAG IS A HATER AND PROBABLY LISTENS TO PUS[font=verdana]S[/font]YCORE

- i am the robot
12Stargazer (AUS)
A Merging to the Boundless


Why do you think I'm spending my time trying to give you advice? I have no spare time. This is hurting my job and might ruin my career to give you this advice. Consider taking it instead of hating me for being a troll on a music site and refusing to do something that MIGHT help.



- LambsBread
13Infernal Coil
Within a World Forgotten


Around 4 years back, I found myself as I often am, sitting at my office desk and listening to music. I would immerse myself in my music and headphones, in order to reach a meditative, focused state. The better to work effectively and for long hours! While listening to Tool's album Lateralus (#1 below) in this fashion, I became entranced in the polyrhythms and was shocked to experience my consciousness lift slightly from my body. Of course it came back quickly with a jolt, leaving me wondering what the h$&*l just happened. Fast forward to end of July 2018. I decided that I would attempt to open my "third eye", otherwise known as stimulating the pineal gland. I listened to a 30 minute video on you tube titled "Opening the Third Eye Chakra Music: Pineal Gland Activation Awaken with Binaural Beats". Sounded a good bit like the first track on Lucid Planet (#2 below). Towards the middle of this 30 minute track, it became a slight bit painful, but I made it through. I decided to "chase it" wi
14Two People
First Body


th the Tool Album Lateralus. This was on a Thursday or Friday. My first out of body experience (OBE) occurred the following Monday night. That night, I passed out on my stomach in my bed. I awake alertly and lucidly hovering above (about a foot or so) and peering down at the upper portion of my body. I could see the outline of my back, arms, and head lying face down. I could see that my body was covered in hundreds of redish orange fingers of bioenergy, extending about 2 to 3 inches from my skin. These fingers were generally uniform (similar width and length), and appeared a bit angular and symmetrical. In my state, hovering above, I could feel the heat from my body and how intense it was (like a furnace). I could also feel that my body was not able to move...but I didn't feel the need to move either. The OBE was so vivid, it was if I was awake. As I continued to look down and focus on my body, my OBE unfortunately came to an end. I vaguely recall a body tremble, likely after.

- ???
15Erebus Enthroned
Temple Under Hell


anything short of ban removal or fripp getting banned for being blatantly as culpable, if not more so for clear cut toxic insults, and i think i might just spam the site for a while tbh.

- gyromania
16Carissa's Wierd
Ugly But Honest: 1996-1999


Irish immigrants in the 1800's were poorer and treated worse than blacks of the same day. They became richer because their culture is better and they don't make excuses. The same for chinese immigrants.

- meridiu (it's latin)
17Secede
Tryshasla


I've spent so long arguing about what metalcore actually is online that I don't think I even know anymore. If someone told be Iron Maiden were metalcore I'd probably believe them at this point.

- pyramidnoise
18Proem
A Permanent Solution


Song is mediocre and hilarious. Hopsin is hilarious. good blend of being serious and not serious at the same time. corny takes balls in this day and age. cause ppl are normalized softies who need to attack corniness in order to make themselves feel better about their own individuality. I stand by the brotha preaching. to all who use the word 'cringe', I sense hypocrisy. feel uncomfortable about yourselves without projecting it onto the people who are down to act in spite of your obvious judgments. you cringe because you are socially self-conscious. One day maybe, you'll realize, fuck it. and decide to become a real person rather than a social profile. Or maybe you'll still like Death Grips and be infatuated with that potentially hot girl with hairy armpits. who knows... either way, me and hopsin will be praying for you! lol

- megaresurrectedjake
19Devil Master
Satan Spits On Children Of Light


the problem is that this band is getting recognition based solely off the fact that they are predetermined as "elite" by this genre-raping elitist bandwagon where you have to find the most obscure albums possible and taut them until they are believed to be high esteemed, where they are soon forgotten because eventually no one cares and everyone's is onto the next elite phase. why support this band after they are broken up? where was your support in 1993?

- anthracks
20The Unicorns
Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?


In my teen years, I discovered and fell and love with hip-hop and rap-rock. I was also, for a time, a "libertarian", though never a anarcho-capitalist, and ultimately, I settled into Objectivism via the fiction of Terry Goodkind, Ayn Rand and the non-fiction writing of both Rand and members of the Ayn Rand Institute because I found it to be the most rational and consistent philosophy.

- sinktrap
21Deracinated
Adoration of Decaying Carrion


and I felt like such a sputnik scrub at the show because an attractive girl was trying to talk to me and offering me drinks during trophy scars set and all I wanted to do was zone and watch them play. was going to leave with her and then they came back on for the encore so I ditched her and never saw her again. worth it 100% no regrets

- unknown
22Ryo Fukui
Scenery


banned user torts (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/uservote.php?memberid=1066559) gave three autechre albums a 1. These are all 70 minute albums. That's a total of 210 minutes, or three and a half hours, of autechre. I highly doubt he put himself through that length of experimental techno and i humbly request that you wipe his ratings under the guise of "troll rating."

- danielito
23John Coltrane
Blue Train


Tell me where you live, and buy me a plane ticket. If you win 2/3 Games to 21 I'll give you 5K( or however much your broke ass can afford) and pay for plane ticket. If I win you owe me 10k and plane ticket is on you. Tell me a popular public place to meet so I know you aren't a rapist (I'm honestly concerned). Also I want you to post a piciture of yourself to this thread so I know you don't get one of your friends from college team to play me. You can pick whatever third party site you want to deal with the money as long as it's mainstream and reputable. Balls in your court ya bish

- LambsBread challenging SitarHero in an NBA-related thread a few years back
24Defeated Sanity
Chapters of Repugnance


thats fucking it Futures im coming for you irl and yes you should be scared

- ballsdeep
25Modest Mouse
The Lonesome Crowded West


That was one quote, that I thought of in one second. Theres the song all black, theres the song about killing cab drivers who dont stop for colored people. Theres countless times if you had a functioning brain. You seriously think this whole album has no lines about dissing white people? if u rly think this ill actually listen again and quote just to show u how fucking stupid u are. and btw how does rapping about 4 things go over anyone's head? u are painfully stupid lol pls dont try acting intelligent

- hillaryclittounge
26Frightened Rabbit
The Midnight Organ Fight


I have pretty much everything I could ever want in life. You can stop being salty its just an internet argument

- meridiu
27Magic Circle
Journey Blind


Listen, the reason I've been insulting you regularly is because you called me a bitch. I've done alot of jail time, and that's an extremely offense word in jail. You throw words around without thinking, but it's probably because you're an undeveloped 19 year old who doesn't know any better. But, listen, what's done is done. I don't want to deal with animosity from you anymore

- geasoftime
28Triumvir Foul
Urine of Abomination


Look pal. I'm not here to prove myself to anyone or any bulls*** like that. I don't give a **** whether you like me or not (which I know you don't), but you aren't doing yourself any favors with the "stop" bulls*** or the offensive bulls***. That's not cool dude. I don't go around putting people down over silly s*** like that. You think you're so cool like that? **** that. I'm not changing for anyone, and I don't give a **** what people think so ****ing stop already. And **** you while I'm at it

- strikeofthebeast aka miketunneyiscool
29Midnight
Satanic Royalty


Great freakin' album !!! And now Trump's tax cuts, there will be plenty more new and upcoming fresh bands who are just trying to make a mark on the record industry. Record industry will have more money to shell out to promoters, executives, producers, etc., and as a result, there will be a lot of great records that will come out during this presidency. More money = more music = more good records = more goodies. Many record labels have already begun hiring by the hundreds and thousands in expansion efforts for these new hungry bands to make quality records and impress the masses with their abilities. It's time to give a little back !!! MAGA

- some retard on the forums (meridiu?)
30Paper Rival
Dialog


Lol adolf stop derpin while I am djentin. Don't be so grumpy fella, if you wish you can be part of my djent band called verm theory and we can play djent covers of the flaming lips and modest mouse.

- verm
31Adrenalized
Operation Exodus


you're smart. you're woke. you're enlightened. you're euphoric. you watch ingmar bergman films. you watch andrei tarkovsky films. you watch jean-luc godard films. you listen to animal collective. you listen to chapo trap house. you've got a good attitude. you eat healthy food. you went to a good college. and one day, you're gonna do a flip spin turn and say to yourself, "when did i end up in this mortal delirium realm?

- yaknips
32Abhorrence (Bra)
Evoking the Abomination


But it's not. Nothing you or Jac has criticised has been worth considering, because I disagree with them. There are no definites with language. Language is malleable and alive. It changes with how we use it. When some of the most respected writers in the world refuse to stick to the rules, why should I? Because I'm not as good as them? I mean, it's true, I'll never be a world-recognised writer. But that doesn't mean I should act like this is an essay for english class. This is a public forum, and the contributor title means nothing. I don't have any standard to uphold for anyone. My reviews reflect what, to me, the albums feel like. And if my reviews make no sense, that's a result of that. All my reviews are distinctly different, in my opinions, and the tones you gather from them is all your own bias and deflection. If you want to see elitism or contrarianism in how I write, then you're free to do so. I care little for you, I don't expect you to care at all for me either. My writing is
33Scorched (USA-DE)
Ecliptic Butchery


what it is. Deal with it.

- snox
34Animal Collective
Sung Tongs


The cancer that ravages the bodies of the weak from the inside. The sheets in the hospitals that can't wash out the death of the thousand hosts they've harnessed. The ruination of nations. The sepulchral monuments to which the bodies lay buried. The rituals of sacrifice. The cults of lives stolen. The genocides of peoples. The dolmens of the ancient, unheard of and enigmatic lost peoples who had succumbed to life's inevitability before our time. The confrontation of everything that has and will be drawn to an end. The breath of life given to dead bones--the learnings from those passed and the monolith of their impression. The silence, the cacophony, the burial, the pyramids, the temples, the sky and watered earth, the petrichor that rises from old graves. The nails and hair that grow long after the flesh has decayed.

This is death metal.

This is Death.

mortui vivos docent

- snox
35The Baptist Generals
Jackleg Devotional To The Heart


yo snide you sound like eminem with down syndrome here

this is quite transgressive

well done

- sach
36.O.rang
Herd of Instinct


K bro. I like more technical music then you do. By that, I mean that some of the bands I listen to are 10 times more technical than any thrash album that you listen to. I listen to bands like Protest the Hero, Between the Buried and Me, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Faceless, Arsis, Veil of Maya, Cynic, Atheist, stuff like that, thats WAYYYY more technical than this pathetic death/blast-beat/bullshit. Stop jizzing over albums that have speed and gutturals. Seriously dude you know nothing.

- neutralthunder/starlesscore/progmaster
37As the Sun Sets
Each Individual Voice Is Dead in the Silence


As more people get fuzzy feelings listening to records like Ordinary Corrupt Human Love, the small window mankind still has through which transcendence can be viewed and achieved is closing. The battle for black metal has ended without a shot being fired, which can be hastily blamed on capitalism, but is ultimately the result of a lack of real will on the part of those invoking the ancient Nordic archetypes through their art and is perhaps evidence that a portion of them were beholden to the irony of it and were never serious about it to begin with. Either way, if you enjoy Coca-Cola, Xanax, How I Met Your Mother, or flavored dildos, don't be surprised to see Ordinary Corrupt Human Love show up in your recommended products section on Amazon.

- scarecrow
38Darkthrone
A Blaze in the Northern Sky


"i guess it works so hats off to em, but i dont wear a hat so they can suck my dick." "This album straight up isnt for faggots, if you are looking for music with emotional lyrics about your ex dating a black dude you wont find it here. This album deals with important subjects such as pranking teachers and kickin over trash cans, basically it ***in rules. Metal lives." "As you may or may not know, the pit is it, and with the pit being it comes great responisbility to thrash hard and not give a *** about anything going on in life such as BILLS and FAGGOTS listening to everytime i suck dick and underchode"

- KILL
39Wormwitch
Strike Mortal Soil


"I can justify Brand New now because I'm not streaming them on Spotify, therefore my listen doesn't count for ANY future revenue in Jesse's pockets." "'shit taste' aka you don't like my opinions but you're a histrionic ass. also I'm straight-edge and 19, how the fuck could I be Snide" "sint cared so much about a joke that xe (I'm not calling that thing a dude) attempted to assert that xe wasn't an edgelord while simultaneously calling me one" "So, me wishing people wouldn't have just straight up threw out irrationally low ratings willy nilly and make it so a band's best record is their lowest rated in some cases is just stupid?" "right but its like. wouldn't it burn if you worked for over a year on each track only to have your album get a 1.9"

- agentdeathbat
40Taphos
Come Ethereal Somberness


they bring the slams

the doodlies and the boom boom bangs and the growly growlz

gorey delicious brutal brutalness

So homoerotic Progressive Death that is trying too hard

Grindydeathgrindy but mostly deathy.

I never looked up the lyrics, but once can only assume they're singing about tacos.

One of then pioneer type bands with the hippy and the hoppy.

It's just some really cool stuff. Like beep bop doodly beepity doodle.

dun duns and chugga chuggas and roar growl smash

Oh, man, your eloquence is killing me. This should really be helpful for "newbies".

- Vesper roasting snox on his list "The Definitive Death Metal List"
41Falls of Rauros
The Light That Dwells in Rotten Wood


Most people know me here as a metalhead, particularly a thrasher. Little did you know, however, that I actually enjoy hip hop on the side, particularly rap.

- strikeofthebeast aka miketunneyiscool
42All Get Out
No Bouquet


"Wolverine" is a good band, so are many other bands. The implications of this are tremendous; Is it that "Communication Lost" says "no!" to crazy diversity or mad-hatter ideas? Certainly it prides itself with very well executed dynamic shifts and an interesting production. Well flowing feelings of climax and anti-climax are part of your senses when listening to the pieces, although this sometimes leads up to an over-sung chorus which may be out of place. Currently it may be the only disorientating feeling in the music, whereas should not the goal be to create an ethereal feeling? Indeed, getting the balance right between ethereal motion and musical expression is extremely important in a concept album such as this, which is just so incredibly rich lyrically and expressively -- perhaps a song like "Pulse" represents a band which is so certain of itself after such a time of uncertainty, and that's why the song comes across as a bit garish in parts. That's a shame, it is nearly a good song
43Bohren & der Club of Gore
Sunset Mission


- Review of Wolverine's Communication Lost by some random dude
44Isis
In the Absence of Truth


Haven't listened to anything this band has put out since their debut. It all sucks.

- ghostbird
45Mayhem
Deathcrush


"Bye Sputnik, It Wasn't Fun" "I can't believe it took this long but I'm done with this website. The elitist, opinionated, homos on this site are infuriating to deal with. Your opinions mean jack shit to everyone and nobody really actually cares about it outside this tiny 'community'. Enjoy being alone for life you fucking libtards." "The Marvel list was just the tip of the iceberg. I don't care that any of you disagree with my opinion. I'm just tired of wasting precious time on this joke of a site" "There's never a 'discussion'. When has anyone ever tried to discuss anything on here. All I've ever seen is people telling me I'm shit for liking certain things. That's why I'm done"

- DORBUSCUS
46Somali Yacht Club
The Sea


Tried joining another community. Everyones really nice, but theyre also raging pussies with the thinnest skin. Gave me a newfound appreciation for sput. Too smart for youtube, too normal for 4chan. Hits the sweet spot.

- adolfchrist
47Frightened Rabbit
Sing the Greys


Okay fuck no, want to know why I'm so mad about this? My bike accident when I was a child literally left me with a multitude of brain conditions, including an almost psychotic obsession with wanting to become a woman. I dealt with it throughout most of my teen / early adult life until I finally managed to get a curb on it four years ago. It took everything I had, nothing worked, not therapy, medication, anything, I had to learn to deal with it on my own. These entitled fucks got butthurt because some people challenged their opinion in regards to being trans? They have no right to represent what I went through struggling with trans issues, when they can't even handle a few opinions. They're melodramatic, spoiled fucking children. When faced with opposition and public attention you don't back down, you keep striving for what you believe in. This isn't about fucking mental health, this is about people who had a wonderful opportunity taking the easy way out because they can't handle the fu
48Burzum
Filosofem


cking pressure. Fuck this band and everything they claimed to fucking stand for.

- snide
49Mystifier
Wicca


i can't take this list seriously if it's made by some cocksucking dicksmoking cumgargling faggot who thinks jesu should be labeled post-metal

- Neurisis of Luna
50Tenhi
Maaaet


"these descriptions look like they were written by a middle schooler"

I only wanted to put proper descriptions on a couple of bands and then just genre descriptions on the others, but I decided to just ramble about random shit on half of them because it seemed funny (I still chuckle when I read some of them).

- snox
51Dead Can Dance
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun


"by the way, 'bitch made', im sorry, what was your graduation year? or are you just like sach where you like talking like an uneducated fucktard with slang like 'fam'?" "They Want Me Gone, But It Ain't Gonna Happen (AKA I'm Not Leaving Sputnik Part 2) got banned, then got an anonymous shoutbox message (no username was next to the comment somehow) telling me to leave forever. a veiled threat, possibly?? i think im being watched. theyre planning something. if i disappear, blame futures and/or sach. or maybe atomicwaste, hes the one who banned me. all i know is that someone is out to get me. but i wont be silenced. the truth must be heard."

- adolf
52The Antlers
Undersea


If anyone wants to be a dick, I'm here and in the mood to shit one someone. Just take the first shot! I'm here all day. Just be warned - you will lose because I'm genuinely infallible.

- dimorphic
53Obliteration
Cenotaph Obscure


Hawks do you know how bad it looks while I use reason in my arguments, you sit there and call me a "monster tard".

-woodee aka themightyscoop
54Agalloch
The Mantle


i'm so tired of people fighting this whole national emergency thing. Trumps using government money to create jobs, I don't see what's wrong with that. I'm just glad we're building something

- QuinnObropta
55Torche
Harmonicraft


The feminists are coming, I've seen what they're plotting. Their ultimate goal is to emasculate straight men and make them their slaves basically. Prioritizing womens' interests over men at all costs. The wage gap statistic is largely a myth. Society isn't nearly as patriarchal as its made out to be.

- lakes
56Scott Kelly
The Wake


You're meant to be sput's resident masochist / tryhard intellectual, not the memer who quotes what people say back at them. Futures already fills that niche. Don't make yourself redundant, kiddo, or people will stop paying attention to you entirely

- polyrhythm
57Cormorant
Dwellings


Well aren't you a big man ridiculing a user with a diagnosed mental illness, who’s been a genuine positive force in the sputnik community for several years. Besides this is about as funny as a fart in an elevator.

Nobody gives a fuck about your fictitious anecdote either - more likely you crashed your shitbox car into the bitch because you were too busy jacking your shriveled, dust-coasted chode to 2 dimensional pornography on the passenger seat.

You’re a load that should’ve been swallowed, though i doubt your whore mother was conscious during the ordeal. Either that or she couldn’t even afford a fucking coathanger. You’re also the king midas of shit - tho i’d still like for the next thing you touch is a noose, a bottle of pills or the handle of a kitchen knife. Come to think of it you’d probably fuck that up too though. And if by some miracle you were successful, i don’t think you deserve the easy way out. I’d keep insulting you further but i’ll let life take it from here.

- n/a
58The Smith Street Band
Throw Me in the River


You know what? FUCK IT. I was tired of it. Tired of it ALL. I was tired of the limelight, the popularity! I was tired of being infamous on the site! I was tired of being called autismo! And most of all, I was tired of the disrespect.

But you know what? I've learned something today. If I tried to give myself a clean slate, it wouldn't make me, me. I might act fucking retarded a lot of the time. Hell, I am fucking retarded. But the constant perversion, hating on people for no reason, making borderline homosexual and homophobic comments in the same sentence, and just generally shitposting - this is all what makes me, me. And I might be shitty, but if I start from a clean slate, I can't call Ars rec god anymore, I can't call FullofSounds FullofShit, and I can't make fun of TVC for his shitty ratings.

So fuck it. I'm done with this clean slate shit.

I'M ALA AND IM PROUD

I'M ALA AND IM PROUD

I'M ALA AND IM PROUD

- blueflame aka angrylittlealchemist
59The Seatbelts
Cowboy Bebop


why did you copy and paste my comment? its an honest question because i don't get it. is it a way of letting me know my comment was dumb or something?

- TheHung89 aka Sp00kyGrooves
60Mountaineer
Passages


Okay LISTEN you little ****. Give me your god damn snapchat. I'm kinda drunk and I'm not gonna ask again. If you EVER thought there was something special between us then you'll give it to me. You know that deep down what we had was real. IT WAS REAL.

October 11 12:16 AM



...Please?

October 12:21 AM

- zippatharippa
61Causa Sui
Summer Sessions Vol. 1


Idk why you bother showing up in my lists. My minimal house recs are for people with refined sensibilities and stable lifestyles. What I'm saying is: you won't find anything there to soundtrack your next ketamine overdose.

- lucid
62Cerebral Rot
Cessation of Life


Fucking fruit cake always thinking he's better than everyone. And like his garbage ass taste is superior to everyone else's lmao. His mom should've swallowed that fucking load holy shit does this guy suck hard. Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will curb stomp him before he can comment again.

- hawks
63Emma Ruth Rundle
Marked For Death


"You better hope to fucking God we never cross paths, in this life or another." "5 minutes alone with you, all I need. I'd even take pictures of the aftermath and make a list here to display what a coward you are." "WAAAAH I HAVE A HARD LIFE! OH YEAH! I HAVE A VAGINA AND I'M ENTITLED! I'm going to lie on Twitter and whore out the trashtagMeToo movement to collect some cash. I'm innocent guys. I was raped but a guy of a popular band I like. Send money to me via my email. iamagolddiggingwhorewith7kfds.slut., THANKS!"

- aiwaz
64In Flames
The Jester Race


yeah that was something. 1.9 was the scapegoat for my own self-consciousness and insecurity because it seemed like a trend. Never mind that not too long earlier I was told that no matter how much time I spent on the music, it would still suck because of the subgenre.

- agentdeathbat
65Shub Niggurath
The Kinglike Celebration (Final Aeon on Earth)


The unfortunate thing about one of the most frequent posters on this website (Hawks) disliking one of my favorite albums (Exoplanet) is that whenever I give it praise, no matter what thread it's in, he's always there to give me a "lmao", or something of the sort.

- get low
66Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch


Big talk from someone on their third comment

- kompy
67Horsehunter
Horsehunter


"Oh hey yeah people said I had aspergers or something"

I can relate.

- J() Alexander
68Shrine of Malice
Malignance


Every album is only as good as the listener thinks it is due the circumstances surrounding the hearing the album affecting their perception and opinion of it at the time. This is subject to change due to the passage of time altering the listener’s perspective or the listener partaking in subsequent listens that help to give them a better understanding of the album.

- space jester
69Ekpyrosis (ITA)
Asphyxiating Devotion


Overall this is the best album ever made. I recommend this album to thrashers n metallers n ***in rockers even, cum gurgling FAGGOTS like ChuckTheMan and LG wont dig this because it contains riffs, trems of cunt and overall *** AWESOME music. What i'm trying to say is THRASH ***IN UGH ***IN THRASHIN SLASHIN PISS ***, end.

- KILL
70Cult of Youth
Love Will Prevail


new pissgrave record RIPS. fuck all you pussies who get offended by the cover.

- themightyscoop aka woodee
71Enslaved
E


Mason-Chan the Bullyslayer rekt the elite libtards of sjwmusic with epic walls of nothing. He has unleashed his trve power out of his hurt feelings taking revenge on all of those who 1.0d Craig Mabbitt and made fun of Anarcho Capitalism.

- slicepapermoog
72Malignant Altar
Retribution of Jealous Gods


If I ever had a terminal disease, I would have a realistic looking seal wetsuit made. I’d go take dips around Orca hunting grounds, and wait for that kawaii black and white face to appear from the depths. I just hope id be alive long enough to feel my broken seal boy body sliding down into its salty gullet. Then my final form could be complete, I’d then be extruded out of its whale anus a few days later as actual whale stool. What a dream!

- strikeofthebeast
73Gorgoroth
Under the Sign of Hell


In a scene where every new band is a techmetal/grind fusion, it�s hard to find a band that is actually unique. KillWhitneyDead, the band from Arizona, decides to take a more unique twist with their techmetal/grind fusion. The two things that do make KWD unique are the fact that they use samples. Yes, it�s true that it�s a growing fad for metalcore bands to use samples� but no band uses them like KillWhitneyDead. Instead of simply putting a sample at the beginning of the songs, KWD throws samples in at the beginning, in the middle and the end, samples are everywhere. The lyrics and messages are also something that makes this band unique. Many bands in the music business do have purposes and meanings behind all of their songs, KWD�s message is a little different. The whole album, and the past two, is against women and people that just can�t be trusted.

- shikyo
74Black Paw
Black Paw


U post a pic every year. All you do on this site is talk shit and you're stupid enough to post your frumpy prepubescent selfies online and then think that anyone is hurt when you come for them. It'd be cute if it wasnt so pathetic. You have to be a special kind of sad to indiscriminately provoke at all turns, something even the worst offenders on this site have grown beyond. You really dont deserve much validation beyond "fatfuck"

That's probably the most direct anyone has ever been with you for years because your so negligible. Soak it up while you can angry little pudge boy.



- pots on torts
75Ochre
A Midsummer Nice Dream


You guessed it right, it makes you a bigger retard. People are allowed to care about different things than you do, my man. Why would caring about ratings make me a retard? Maybe I enjoy this site a lot more than you do and take them ratings seriously. That would make you a self-righteous, entitled prick full of prejudices, don't you think? Also, calling out a rando and telling him that his life is shitty just because he whines about ratings on an obscure music forum seem rather scummy. You do end up sounding like a fucking moron, yeah?

- ???
76Pighead
Until All Flesh Decays


"Let's get back to why all atheists are hypocrites unless they instantly commit die. Nobody buys that 'I want to enjoy life some more' or 'I don't want to make people sad' NO. When you die you don't worry about that and you wont miss it. We have not a shred of evidence to believe otherwise.
Only an intuitive fear of post-mortal punishment keeps us alive."

"I'm recording what the reactions are to such posts - for my anthropological research.
In this case it doesn't matter if I believe it, as much as observing people being unable to answer it, and the ensuing coping mechanisms."

- egarran
77Demential
Apathy


"But as a 'nikker I'm amused when the edgy people people start squirming when presented with "Death=No Worries". See how their cultural conditioning prevent them from joining this discussion."

"It's not a post as much as it is a problem that's hard to relate to. You getting all jumpy about it is quite fascinating. Some people here are acting like I broke a sacred code."

- egarran
78King Tears Bat Trip
King Tears Bat Trip


Riffs like the ones from 1:13-1:19, 2:25-2:37 are some of the best that Mastodon has ever spawned. Following the second riff, is a guitar solo, YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO. Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Mastodon.

- neutralthunder/starlesscore/progmaster
79Feed Me Jack
Ultra Ego


The democrat/liberal case for society is that it society is rotten to the core and needs to be destroyed before it can be changed. Peterson takes it as a central premise that society is flawed but still worth preserving. Lefty idealogoes seek to destroy civilization while peterson’s seeks to improve it from within without destroying it.

- meridiu
80Tipper
Forward Escape


This is not an attempt to be edgy, as these albums are indeed, to varying degrees, worse than their aggregate scores. I'm not saying they're bad, but I'm saying they're not as good as you think they are. Also, before you challenge me, please be versed in David Hume's essay "Of the Standard of Taste", as I am a "true judge" as defined by the philosopher. My opinion is infallible.



- Zorg
81Andy Stott
Faith in Strangers


Pop = popular.

To make something popular you need to market it.

When you go out of your way to market music, and make music to appeal to the masses, you can, but not always, lose the art and uniqueness of what makes music great.

Maybe instead of hating on the word "pop", how about reclassifying good "pop" music as another name.

To me the word "pop" is worse than the "n" word

- slothcoresam
82Twin Temple
Twin Temple (Bring You Their Signature Sound....


The more I think about the angrier I get that this news came out. The entire fan base was deprived of the 2018 farewell tour and the perfect ending. The critical acclaim was pouring. But Brian Diaz had to ruin it all by making that fucking Facebook post. Fuck him. The millions of fans would have been so much happier if this never came out. I wish someone shot Diaz before he could have leaked it out. I never got to see the ending I wanted. Fuck you, Brian.

- greenbaron
83Idlewild
The Remote Part


Slice, you are the dumbest beta fag I've ever met on this site. Why do you feel like you're too good for vowels Moog? Are you on a Motorola Razor and you're saving precious time? Just type the one extra letter you cunt. go sit down and pee

- artiswar after SlicePaperMoog called him “bby”
84Through the Eyes of the Dead
Skepsis


you don't kill the figureheads... you slaughter their families in front of them, and then tell them to go back to the party caucus and tell EVERYONE there what happened to them (or else they'll meet the same fate)
fear is more powerful than anything it seems (at least, the last few election results here prove that)
cartel tactics are inhumane, but ultimately VERY effective

- discard aka sach
85Totaled
Lament


death spells rituals
DEATH SPELLS BY Dr Okovido
Email; okovidospells@gmail.com
Whats-app; +27618183112
Punish someone with magic spells to hurt he or she
1,000 Deaths
Kill your enemies using death spells
Get back ex lovers using voodoo magic
Voodoo Death Spells
Hex Spells on Ex Lovers
AAA / the old twisted tree.
Agony and death for arrogant and evil minded.

- deathspells
86Free Throw
What's Past Is Prologue


Hawks and I have been butting heads lately. I spent a good 30 minutes of my precious life composing an eloquent explanation/apology to Hawks in 3 paragraphs in his shoutbox, and he immediately went ahead and deleted one of those paragraphs in order to make me look bad. Hawks, I gave you an olive branch and you pissed in my face. I never thought you would stoop to sheer fucking censorship, but I guess you really are a true scumbag. Words cannot describe what a low human being you are for doing that. Instead of engaging me, you deleted my words selectively. Fucking shame on you.

Fuck you Hawks, you lazy 1st amendment-violating, lying piece of human scum.

You're a degenerate prick dude. You took my honest good-faith gesture and twisted it with the least amount of effort possible. Removing comments... fucking dishonest scumbag.

I hate to admit that Hawks got to me but he legit has soured this site for me... Utter, petty, duplicitous
87Laura Stevenson
The Big Freeze


nonsense. And this dude is a veteran of this site, like wow.

- artiswar on a list he made raging about hawks
88The Goddamn Gallows
The Trial


How's it going? I don't think I've ever DM'd you, which is kind of weird cause I think I've DM'd just about everyone at some point. Just thought I'd tell you that I give you s*** sometimes for 2 reasons, 1) you might be the only person on this site who is able to actually trigger me, which I guess you would take as a compliment and 2) I feel like you take s*** on this site really personally, and not trying to insult you, but you do, which is why I feel compelled to **** with you.

I guess my point here is I don?t actually hate you, you just have a knack for bringing out the worst in me, but believe it or not I?ve actually pos?d every single review I?ve ever read from you. I hope this doesn?t just become Adolf?s pasta cause I?m being real here. Anyway I?ll stop spamming your box now.

- artiswar in hawks' shoutbox

@Adolf I'm glad malicious censorship amuses you. When it's you on the receiving end I'll also be laughing.

- artiswar commenting on my amusement of this situation
89Indigo Jam Unit
Independent


Who's hungry for more pasta? TRUE STORY: My deleted conciliatory comment literally started with 'I'm not one of these sad fools who makes angry threads about you all the time'. So I guess Hawks won, he manipulated me into losing my shit by raping my good-faith effort at reconciliation. Hawks wins and we're still bitter enemies. Great....

- artiswar
90Jeff Rosenstock
Post-


It is not a natural born right to shove a phone in somebody’s face as you see fit, you F’ing millennials are so entitled. Actions have consequences, phones are the death of civilized society

- wham49 on the "Rob Halford Kicks Fan's Phone" thread
91Putridity
Ignominious Atonement


Rap music is fucking garbage. It literally idolizes drug dealers and murderers - reminder that these shameful activities that should never be encouraged. If you deal drugs you are fucking garbage and belong in jail. If you are enjoyng the show of rappers spitting abouut dealing drugs and murdering then you are literally gawking into their lives like a fucking zoo. Go back to your white collar office job soyboy.

- funeralopalis on his "rap is modern blackface" list
92Space Invaders
Ayakashi


This album,everything around it and reviewing it, talking about it and genuflecting toward some ‘genre’ that’s been done 48 trillion times before is not going to get rid of the basic fact.
The best art ever created is a woman, you’ll never understand it but be besotted by it for a lifetime and when you finally think you’ve related to it you’ll be confounded by it and marry it and be indebted to it for eternity.

- zak
93Waste of Space Orchestra
Syntheosis
94The Tallest Man on Earth
I Love You. It's a Fever Dream.
95Enterprise Earth
Luciferous
96Endorphins Lost
Seclusions
97Wormwitch
Heaven That Dwells Within
98Mild Manner
Mild Manner
99Cullah
Spectacullah
100Leftover Crack
Fuсk World Trade
101Deus Mortem
Kosmocide
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