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Top 5 Biggest Assholes on Sputnik

who's your vote?! pick up to 5 peeps! altho honestly, i can't think of much of any persons bc i luv most of y'all! : ] list is mainstream pop digs
1Milky Chance
stoned in paradise

this jamz 3.5/5
2Nicki Minaj
stupid hoe

legendary song 4.25/5
3A. G. Cook

baby when i look at you you know that i'll be here forever 4.25/5
4Cage The Elephant
come a little closer

the rest of their stuff is boring but this is jamz. wish the verses were longer and slightly more coherent but other than that, this is a pretty much perfect neo-psych/indie pop jam. 3.75/5
5Jason Derulo
talk dirty

the lyrics are garbage, but the song es fuego. dat sax tho. 3.75/5
6Fifth Harmony
worth it

that prechorus is perfection. in some ways, this is a female version of the song above. 3.75/5
7Selena Gomez and the Scene
the heart wants what it wants

pop star doin' alt r&b and it rules so so hard. supposedly this song is about justin biebs not surprising but that actually doesn't take anything away from this imo. 3.75/5
8Ariana Grande
love me harder

pop star doin' alt r&b and it rules so so hard [2] 3.75/5

her best song imo. the chorus is just wonderful. 3.75/5

miguel with his trademark style, shame this ain't on the radio bc it should be 3.75/5
11Taylor Swift

the fairy tale lyrics allude more to her older styles, but sonically is much closer to lorde but faster 3.75/5
12DJ Snake
turn down for what

yeah i relent. this jams. 3.5/5
13Ellie Goulding
love me like you do

this single comes after a string of really mediocre work from her. it's super simple and nothing special, but hey i can get down. 3.5/5
14Carly Rae Jepsen
warm blood

one of the more esoteric and reflective song on the album. rules very hard. 3.5/5
lean on

technically not a MO song, but it got her to top 100 hell top 10 so i'm pretty happy for her ayyy 3.5/5
16The Weeknd
i can't feel my face

looks like the weeknd has almost fully abandoned the alt r&b style that he helped pioneer. but considering the string of mediocre work since trilogy, this funky MJ worship is very very welcome. 3.5/5
17Florence and the Machine
ship to wreck

honestly this song is kinda completely awful. her voice is pretty exhausting to listen to, as if she's trying to hard or somethin :/ 2.25/5
18Selena Gomez and the Scene
good for you

honestly i don't mind this song at all. it's basic af but those alt r&b textures, i can't not vibe to em. also people saying this single-handedly dismantles feminism are ridiculously stupid. 3.25/5

the verses on this sound like really bad rihanna and the chorus is exhuasting af but it jams. definitely makes the cut in my book. 2.75/5
20Walk the Moon
shut up & dance

okay this song is annoying and repetitive as fuck and the whole "this woman is my destiny" line irks me to no extent but i still dig it. the new wave vibes are like undeniable - new wave revival is a thing i wouldn't mind. :/ 2.75/5
21different colours

okay so they sound like they really did not give a shit when they made this one. such lazy indie pop shit. 2.0/5
22Steve Grand
all-american boy

he's a gay "country" artist who's decently attractive, but his song writing and singing are hopelessly mediocre. this is by far the best song on his album and even then it's barely a 2.25/5 extra .25 for the fanservice
23Hilary Duff

fuckin garbage song from a garbage fuckin album. still better than most of the rest of the album. that fuckin whistling needs to stop 1.75/5
24Taylor Swift
shake it off

i like this a whole lot more now than before. jam central right here. 3.5/5
25Nicki Minaj

honestly the chorus is garbage and is the worst thing about this song. nicki is sweet as usual. 2.75/5
26hey mama

technically not a minaj track but she's the only reason to listen to this drivel. jams nonetheless. 3.0/5
27Demi Lovato
cool for the summer

disregarding the disproportionate progression of the prechorus "don't tell you mother/kiss one another/DIE FOR EACH OTHER/we're cool for the summer!" the song is a hard jam even tho the actual chorus and demi's vocals are kinda pretty weak. 3.25/5
tennis court

probably the song that most perfectly encapsulates her entire sound. nothing extraordinary but very very decent pop song. also her most lana del rey-ish song as well. 3.25/5
29Skrillex & Diplo
where are u now

with justin bieber, the song itself is a sweet as fuck house/uk garage jam. i very much approve of this change in sound. 3.25
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