MasBarHigeuoris21
09.11.12 | I wouldn't call you a lightweight. If your drinking while your high, you will get fucked up a lot quicker than you would if you were just drinking. |
KILL
09.11.12 | tldr ur a fag |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | Whoa drunk for the second time?!?!?!? Watch out we gotta badass over here |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.11.12 | ^this |
alachlahol
09.11.12 | damn you told her about your dick size!! man wouldnt it be crazy if you had SEX with your friends MOM!? she was probably totally INTO you dude you could have banged her in your friends BED and gotten her PREGNANT how crazy would that be. then the craziest thing would be the KID cause it would be your best friends BROTHER!! whoa |
MO
09.11.12 | lol |
Spec
09.11.12 | Are you like fourteen? |
KSK1
09.11.12 | Are you like fourteen? [2] |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | Shoulda banged ur friends mom AND NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN |
johnnyblaze
09.11.12 | lol kids these days |
anarchistfish
09.11.12 | badman, but yolo i guess! |
BigBlob
09.11.12 | So..... How big is it? |
alachlahol
09.11.12 | "Shoulda banged ur friends mom AND NEVER CALLED HER AGAIN"
wouldnt worjk man cause he probably hangs out at his friends house a lot hes probly going to see her in the next few days |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | ^He should just refuse to look at her and pretend she doesnt exist. Or he could continually fuck her idk im just spit ballin here |
KSK1
09.11.12 | While your at it does he have a sister? |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | Or a dog? |
KSK1
09.11.12 | Yeah dog could work. If you get that drunk again you'll probably just assume you're fucking a really
hairy asian hooker. |
Trebor.
09.11.12 | Lamest list ever? |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | "Yeah dog could work. If you get that drunk again you'll probably just assume you're fucking a really hairy asian hooker."
Fuckin lol. He should just have a giant family orgy. Even include the hamster in some way hahahaha |
Calc
09.11.12 | @trebor At least during my tenure here...also you shoulda laid that pipe, become a real motherfucker |
wabbit
09.11.12 | acting not drunk is so much easier than not acting high. |
Insurrection
09.11.12 | ^not at all |
KjSwantko
09.11.12 | 2 cups of vodka is a lot; I'd be hammered too. Anyone who acts like they wouldn't be is lying |
ffs
09.11.12 | same |
ViralOblivion
09.11.12 | i think acting drunk is harder you slur words and are very loud, you can hide being stoned much easier for me at least could be different for other people |
ViralOblivion
09.11.12 | idk i think my friend can handle that lol just the other night he was on like 3 xanax some goons 2 bottles of wine and a hit of but hes an alcoholic he knows it tho he has a song about it |
IndianaWarLord
09.11.12 | reading your story made me uncomfortable. keep it in the lunchroom among equally desperate peers, kiddo. |
KjSwantko
09.11.12 | I took xanax one time and it just made me feel retarded and then fall asleep within an hour. Wasn't enjoyable at all |
Cipieron
09.11.12 | you pussies need to come to WI to learn how to drink |
A000
09.11.12 | I stated this was my second time to stress my inexperience with it, retards. Not by any means trying to say I'm a badass. |
ViralOblivion
09.11.12 | not desperate but having a good time hes going to Oregon State thats not desperate at all. hes just enjoying his time here before he moves, but if i did the shit my friend did i wouldnt be here lol |
Insurrection
09.11.12 | dont worry bud im sure these guys are just jelly that you can get your friends moms poon any time you want |
omnipanzer
09.11.12 | So you're 13? |
A000
09.11.12 | She is not a milf. At all. I mean she's literally about a 1.5 out of 10. So no thank you. Plus, it was a conversation among other people. It's not like I directly told her my dick size. Oh well. |
omnipanzer
09.11.12 | tbh makes me question the mothers ability to make proper decisions.
No matter how drunk you are with your underage kids and their friends.....
The conversation heads that way and you gtfo.
That isn't her being open it's her being a fuckin creeper dude.
Unless you want to tap that in which case, punish some pelt bro. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | not desperate but having a good time hes going to Oregon State thats not desperate at all. hes just enjoying his time here before he moves, but if i did the shit my friend did i wouldnt be here lol
Whoa small world I go to Oregon State o_0 |
apert
09.11.12 | 2nd time, holy shit you probs go to rehab |
paxman
09.11.12 | Yeah but 1.5 is like 7.5 when you're plastered bro |
A000
09.11.12 | Nah, she was a 1.5 when I was. |
paxman
09.11.12 | Oh man so she's naturally like a negative 6.5
Like a black hole |
A000
09.11.12 | Exactly. |
Insurrection
09.11.12 | but in the words of the stifmeister, pussys pussy |
A000
09.11.12 | No. |
anarchistfish
09.11.12 | guys one time I ate this bread and butter pudding and got totally plastered and me and my friend jimmy went out talking in the street about our pubes cos we were so hammered lol and i didn't get home til like 10pm |
GreyBeard
09.11.12 | " my friend and I were talking to his mother who was also plastered. "
wow in which white trash suburb do you reside |
KSK1
09.11.12 | One of my friends moms gets hammered with us too. Doesn't make us white trash at all just means she's cool as fuck. |
HitlerIsTheBest
09.11.12 | "Doesn't make us white trash at all just means she's cool as fuck."
moms like that arent cool, theyre probably irresponsible dumbasses, but yeah i have a friend whos mom is around sometimes when we're getting fucked up and has even drank with us. |
KSK1
09.11.12 | Yeah she's pretty irresponsible. She raises 4 kids by herself and is a huge pushover and even lets her 15 year old drink. Doesn't mean she's not cool to be around just means she could use a few parenting lessons. |
Uranium
09.11.12 | omg dude you are an alcoholic. i hope your parents dont find out. |
HitlerIsTheBest
09.11.12 | ^ is that a fucking joke? |
Uranium
09.11.12 | no dude i was drunk once and my mom grounded me which is unfair because im 22 |
HitlerIsTheBest
09.11.12 | no i mean about calling him an alcoholic. i hope youre joking. |
Uranium
09.11.12 | no mam |
J0ckstrapsFTW
09.11.12 | "no dude i was drunk once and my mom grounded me which is unfair because im 22"
Ahahahaha |
Counterfeit
09.11.12 | "Yeah she's pretty irresponsible. She raises 4 kids by herself and is a huge pushover and even lets her 15 year old drink. Doesn't mean she's not cool to be around just means she could use a few parenting lessons."
More like alllllll the parenting lessons. Way to enable 4 alcoholics. Not to say my parents don't know everything I do, but I certainly can't break out a bottle of goose in front of my mom and be like heyyyyy let's drink.
|
GreyBeard
09.11.12 | yea i also have a friend's grandfather who just buys booze and bud for us all the time. It's awesome cuz hes not related so i dont give a shit and i get fucked up for free but if that was my grandfather he'd be excommunicated in a heartbeat. |
anarchistfish
09.11.12 | "Yeah she's pretty irresponsible. She raises 4 kids by herself and is a huge pushover and even lets her 15 year old drink. Doesn't mean she's not cool to be around just means she could use a few parenting lessons."
My parents have been letting me drink win since I was about 12.. |
Calc
09.11.12 | wine is good for you though.. |
ViralOblivion
09.11.12 | yes it is not too many glasses but one glass with dinner is good for you |
anarchistfish
09.11.12 | there's so many contradictions in the media about health stuff like that, I tend to ignore tedious stuff like it |
KSK1
09.11.12 | "My parents have been letting me drink win since I was about 12.."
I haven't had too many varieties but from my experience wine tastes like shit anyway. |
anarchistfish
09.11.12 | Well my family's french so.. |
nylertickel2
09.11.12 | I laughed not gonna lie |
Satellite
09.11.12 | like.... for the second time of the day? |
Ethics
09.11.12 | Yeah, I took a shit today.
Let me make a list about that. |
A000
09.11.12 | I meant this was the second time in my entire life I've been drunk. It's not that hard to comprehend. I don't know why everybody thinks I'm trying to be a badass. I was trying to explain how I have no knowledge or experience with alcohol. |
GreyBeard
09.11.12 | lol |
bakkermaarten007
09.11.12 | "2 cups of vodka is a lot; I'd be hammered too. Anyone who acts like they wouldn't be is lying"
Not even trying to brag here, but I would be a little lightheaded not more. Then again I drink 5 days out of 7. |
bakkermaarten007
09.11.12 | But the time to get drunk depends on lots of factors really, if you haven't gotten something to eat yet you'll be drunk in no time. Or if you had a really rough night. |
Recspecs
09.12.12 | God you are a loser. |
climactic
09.12.12 | how old r u lol |
Recspecs
09.12.12 | Punk ass nigga!! Bitch ass nigga!! |
IndianaWarLord
09.12.12 | dude you are such a badass. i wish i was an experienced alcoholic like you are. and you managed to embarrass yourself in front of people by mentioning your dick to a lady? you're a cool dude. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
09.12.12 | this list is sad. [2]
seriously....your friend's mom should be arrested for letting you 12 year olds drink. |
omnipanzer
09.12.12 | "One of my friends moms gets hammered with us too. Doesn't make us white trash at all just means she's cool as fuck."
No, it means she's sad and lonely and needs to cut that shit out. It seems cool now because she lets you do what you want but in the long run you'll have way more respect for the parent who teaches you the things you need to get through life. Trust me in 20 years you'll look back on her and she will seem small and pathetic not cool. Unless you turn into a piece of human slag too.
"My parents have been letting me drink win since I was about 12.."
Letting you have a drink to familiarize you and take away the mystique is one thing but they are saying "get fucked up with". If you can't tell the difference your parents have failed you as well.
"She raises 4 kids by herself and is a huge pushover and even lets her 15 year old drink. "
Maybe stop at one? Condoms... look them up. |
anarchistfish
09.12.12 | "Letting you have a drink to familiarize you and take away the mystique is one thing but they are saying "get fucked up with". If you can't tell the difference your parents have failed you as well. "
he said "even lets her 15 year old drink". he didn't say this kid "gets hammered" with them too. don't you dare bring my parents into this |
ReturnOfTheDnor
09.12.12 | ^Not sure if trolling or just wtf...
This mom is obviously a fucking joke. Worst parenting skills. Classic case of "best friend" parent. You're called a parent for a reason, not a friend. Be cool with your kids, be open with them, be fun....but there's no reason to ever stop teaching them morals and proper behavior just to gain some reputation with your teenage child. |
KSK1
09.12.12 | Omni, I think you're drawing a lot of conclusions based on a small amount of info. My parents are lame as hell and I don't say that because they don't get fucked up with me and my friends but just because their ideas of fun are reading, sight seeing, and relaxing by a pool which is basically the total opposite of me. They're just generally reserved people. I'm the black sheep of my family and I just think it's cool to have a middle aged woman who can relate with 22 year olds and talk to us like we're at the same stage of life. She works in a hospital and 3 of the 4 kids are college students who also have jobs, and the 4th is a high school senior with a job. So despite what you think she's far from pathetic. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
09.12.12 | 123 @ andcas. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
09.12.12 | Parents who host, lose the most. |
Spec
09.12.12 | Don't delete my comments you cunt. |
Uranium
09.12.12 | lol |