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Question For All You Men

Do you pull out if shes on the pill?

Because one side, fuck condoms I don't want a piece of latex getting more action
then me
2Jefferson Airplane
Surrealistic Pillow

But on the other, I don't want a chick to have that kind of power over me (Oh
must've forgotten to take the sugar pill last night, where do you wanna settle
The Funeral of God

But on the other side, 99% effective rate IS better than whatever condoms are.
and I shouldn't have to pay everytime I have sex if I'm not resorting to prostitution
to get laid. Oh and condoms suck
4Grateful Dead
Workingman's Dead

But on the other side, when a condom fails you know (rip or tear) and can get Plan
B ASAP. by the time you learn the pill fails you gotta get a coat hanger
5Frank Zappa
Hot Rats

but on the... fuck it basically sex with condoms is like wrapping your tongue in
plastic wrap and then paying for a $30 dollar lobster dinner
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