MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | ITT the actual game aspect is easy as balls but I thought this could be a neat community builder I guess |
Conmaniac
08.23.16 | no i dont wanna do icebreakers right before I go back to college |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive
that being said im also sure that you are inept enough to have gone through 7 dogs and i also doubt you've ever left a 30 foot radius of your own home so i say they are all truths |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | lol |
Rowan5215
08.23.16 | gonna guess 2 is the lie for you pencil
for me
1. I'm in my second year studying a theatre course at uni
2. I have never had sex
3. I'm allergic to cats |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | @rowan 1 is obviously the lie because its the least pathetic one |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | definitely 2 for rowan |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | why definitely 2 lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | definitely not 2 |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | It was the least boring answer. I'll guess 3 for pencil |
RosaParks
08.23.16 | given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive given your music taste, darwinism suggests that it certainly is a miracle that you're alive |
FullOfSounds
08.23.16 | 2 is the lie for Rowan |
Snake.
08.23.16 | i'm gonna guess that pencil's #2 is false
1. when i was 15, the set of the tv series the following filmed on my street and i passed by kevin bacon walking down the street
2. i once stuck my hand in a guy's take-out tray of chow mein because he cut in front of me in line at 7-11
3. i know the capitals of roughly all the countries and provinces in the world |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | rosa comes out of nowhere to add nothing
obviously 3 for snake cuz I've never met anyone who could name even a continent's worth of capitals. australia doesn't count. |
FullOfSounds
08.23.16 | 3 is the lie for you Snake. You're the type of guy to do 2 and idk 3 is a lot to remember |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | i think rosa thinks i was being serious which is pretty cringey |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | I'll guess that 3 is Pencils lie.
Rowans can't be 3 becuase if he is allergic to pussy theres no way 2 is true, so I'd say 2 is the lie. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | "Rowan definitely seems like the kind of guy who's gotten laid before"
lol |
MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | I feel the dog one deserves explanation
While I currently have 2 dogs, my first one was way too agressive, one was my dads and went with him when he and my mum divorced, 2 were cause my mum is implusive and realized we didn't have the time to raise them so we gave them to more suitable homes, and I counted my stepdads do who died last year :[ |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Well shit I guess it's not a lie then |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | I change my answer to 2 |
Rowan5215
08.23.16 | nope it was 3 everyone loses |
Snake.
08.23.16 | lol |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Fuck I misread Rowan's as I've had sex |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | 1. I'm fluent in French.
2. My one speeding ticket came while storm chasing.
3. I haven't seen any of the Harry Potter movies. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | "nope it was 3 everyone loses"
our virginities yeah |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | "nope it was 3 everyone loses"
you're only allowed 1 lie |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | Snake's a met so I'll bet he knows his geography. #1 is my guess. |
climactic
08.23.16 | "Rowan definitely seems like the kind of guy who's gotten laid before"
fucking lmao |
TVC15
08.23.16 | 1. I've written 3/4 of a novel before quitting
2. I've met MC Hammer and Robin Williams when I was very young
3. I've failed my driving test 3 times |
Snake.
08.23.16 | @Rogue i'm gonna guess that #1 is your lie
you don't sound like the guy to dig harry potter |
Snake.
08.23.16 | #3 is the lie because you're not even fucking old enough to try that many times |
FullOfSounds
08.23.16 | No pretty sure he did fail it 3 times. |
Snake.
08.23.16 | alchemist edited his comment it was originally #1 |
Snake.
08.23.16 | btw nobody got my lie it was #2 |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | 1. I wore a Tanner Glass jersey inside of the Sistine Chapel
2. I was never suspended from high school
3. My friends and I tried to see how many chicken nuggets we could eat 1 hour before our 9 hour flight started |
Snake.
08.23.16 | gonna guess #2 is the lie because you put it on here very suspiciously |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | 3 is straight up dangerous Caiman lol |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Yeah my lie is 3 lol. I could actually dig through my google docs and link the unfinished novel. Not good at all. Somewhat over 150 pages and, in hindsight, not very good at all. But if I were to start over again from scratch it could be quite good. I quit because of writer's block and I realize a plot hole or two that would have required me to completely re-write some parts (not to mention an accidental sudden change in characters' motives) and I really didn't feel like re-editing all that stuff. This occured, I believe, after Christmas vacation Freshman year and started early in 8th grade
Caiman, your lie is 1 |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | I can also do Snake's #3 btw, not too hard if you spend some time with an atlas or travel abroad a bunch |
Snake.
08.23.16 | "prove it somehow?"
anybody remember those interactive leap-frog globes from toys r us? my parents bought me one of the us when i was 4 and spent roughly all of my free time at home clicking on countries and memorizing their capitals, currencies, population, area, etc. they even had a quiz where you had to find as many capitals as you could in under 2 minutes, and the levels ranged from tourist to frequent flyer to globetrotter. |
MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | see it was just the addition of providence's that seemed like overkill i guess |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | right on
I just played Sporcle quizzes a bunch in high school when I got bored and we had computers in class. You know, the shitty ones with limited website access |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | 1. I kissed a girl and I liked it
2. I need a little room to breath cuz I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about the break tbh
3. I look at this photograph, and everytime I do it makes me laugh |
Snake.
08.23.16 | well i could only do the united states, the provinces of canada, all states in the united kingdom, and the territories of australia |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | 2 is obviously the lie
Potsy is always collected |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Change the guesser to Snake, ALA edited his comment |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | 3 obviously |
MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | ALA you cheater :[ |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | What is the capital of togo |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Capitol
fuck |
Snake.
08.23.16 | lome |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | wrong it's lomé |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Well he did say "almost all" |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | all of them are lies actually
I kissed a girl but i didnt like it... i LOVED it.
the only thing im one step closer to is my bed, and im about to sleep bitch
when i look at this photograph it makes me cry |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Alright might as well give it a go:
1. In my last year of highschool I complained that there were no Asian country music artists. I then decided to be the first and recorded three songs. I'm not Asian, the music is barely country.
2. The first time I got drunk, I got reeaaalllly drunk. Blacked out and supposedly punched through a fly screen window, broke my friends car door by bending it too far the wrong way, ended up passed out in someone else's sleeping bag. The morning was not fun.
3. I pissed on a wet floor sign because previously the floor was not actually wet and I can't stand false advertising. |
FullOfSounds
08.23.16 | I'm dead |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | 3 is your lie |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | Scuro, I really want 3 to be true, so I'm guessing 2. |
Rowan5215
08.23.16 | I want all of those to be true Scuro because they're fucking hilarious |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | 1. I hit my best friend in the face so hard with a hockey stick that it left a permanent scar. I also scarred the face of his brother by throwing a rock at him.
2. I once broke my arm running the 100m dash. I went into shock and starting screaming profanity at the top of my lungs in gym class.
3. I got into skating because my older friends were skaters. But then I fell and blew out a tooth and it hurt so fucking bad that I never skated again. |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | I really hope 3 is true but it sounds too good, Scuro |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | all of those are true |
Futures
08.23.16 | 1. i lived in italy as a kid
2. i went to high school with a 4 time all american college wrestler/olympic alternate and a professional basketball player
3. my friend was robbed at gunpoint in milwaukee |
ArsMoriendi
08.23.16 | :P
1.I haven't owned a hoodie sweatshirt since I was ten years old.
2.The cops once visited the house I was renting up in college during a party, and I was the only one who didn't know because I was busy sleeping on the bathroom floor due to over drinking.
3.I once wandered Midtown Manhattan for 9 hours straight until 8am waiting for my bank to open. |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Are they? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | 1 is lie for future |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Hey futures I lived in Italy too! Which base were you at? I was nearby Gricignano |
ArsMoriendi
08.23.16 | For Scuro 3's the lie, because it's the only one that's not super specific. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | " hoodie sweatshirt" |
TVC15
08.23.16 | 2 is Ars' lie
3 is Futures' lie
1 is Zippa's lie
2 is Scuro's lie |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | I can believe someone doesn't have a hoodie if they don't even know what to call it. I can also believe that Ars is enough of a fucking weirdo to not have a hoodie. I can always surmise that Ars is one of those miserable 'forever alone' types that is never going to know the joy of stealing a hoodie from his SO. |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Negatory Ghost Rider |
TVC15
08.23.16 | I kinda want to participate again with my more outrageous stunts |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | 2 is Ars' lie, he's never been to a party |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | 3 is my lie yeah |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Oh shit one of my should have been that when I was six I climbed a tree outside of our church that was literally 50 feet tall. I was super agile and it had really strong branches. When my parents came outside they flipped the fuck out. Everyone in the congregation had a panic attack while they tried to get me down.
I went back to that church years and years later. I figured it would be one of those things where you grow up and go 'wow that tree isn't even that big.' But nah, that tree is literally 50 fucking feet tall idk how I pulled that off. I get wicked vertigo now. I would never, never, never be able to do shit like that now. |
Futures
08.23.16 | 3 was my lie yeah. my friend did however get his locked car stolen and totaled by somebody. |
ArsMoriendi
08.23.16 | Wow, no one got it right. 1's the lie. I own a hoodie, I just rarely wear it.
|
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | What baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase were you at, motherfucker |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | my old friend got mugged at gunpoint over an eight ball of dat gold chain and got pistol whipped in the face multiple times
but he the typa dumbass honkey to have spent the next 8 years of his life in and out of both rehab and prison so |
Futures
08.23.16 | zippa my dad was stationed in gaeta |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Getting pistol whipped is not in my long term plan |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Oh shit son, my very first girlfriend was from Gaeta base! What years were you there? did you go to NAHS? |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | Let's go
1. I found out I was allergic to shellfish after my sister dared me to eat shrimp for the first time on Christmas Eve.
2. There's a video of me out on Youtube that has 500,000 views.
3. I have a hat signed by Ray Allen |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Yeah my lie was 2. I figured it was to plain compared to the others. I had to wear my tanner glass jersey because the tour guide said I'd get kicked out because of the shirt I was wearing. The nugget eat off was in Germany, and I got food poisoning |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | 2 is the lie |
TVC15
08.23.16 | 3 is your lie Ferro |
Futures
08.23.16 | lol zippa i was there from 1997-1999 i believe. i'm only 21 so yeah don't remember much |
ZippaThaRippa
08.23.16 | Oh okay, shit. I was there from 06-12. Damn I got excited there for a sec. |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Btw Potsy guessed it first |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | For caiman #2 is his lie
1. I drove a car off a dirt road and almost impaled myself with a tree branch.
2. I spent two months trying to get a girl to like me by beat boxing at her.
3. I pulled over and shat on the side of the road during snowfall due to bad diarrhea. |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | @Caiman is that guess for mine?
|
Futures
08.23.16 | my sister was actually born there so she has dual citizenship the bastard |
MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | eh sort of decided already to stop keeping track of who actually guessed it, too lazy lol
but caimen, what'd you do to get suspended??? |
NordicMindset
08.23.16 | Futures which NBA player |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | 1 - I've been to all 50 states and D.C.
2 - I have 14 food allergies
3 - Something I made was featured in a Needle Drop video |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | 2 is your lie ashcrash |
Futures
08.23.16 | oh btw i went to a small high school in wisconsin with like 800 people. pretty remarkable to produce a world class wrestler and a very good basketball player. if you like college basketball you might be familiar with josh gasser the starter and defensive specialist on wisconsins deep tourney runs |
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | 1. The first (and only time) I ever got drunk my friend drove me home because I really wanted to literally fight my dad for some reason. Lets just say I lost that fight and move on.
2. I played quads/tenor drums whatev they called in the marching band during my freshman and sophomore year of high school (the sole quads/tenor player in the band also) and then quit because I'm the fucking shit.
3. I made out with and almost fucked my one of my dad's best friend's daughter. My dad and his friend haven't talked in almost two years. |
hal1ax
08.23.16 | 1. i flipped a car going 70mph
2. i wear size 13 shoes
3. i fingered a random girl at the aquarium during a guided tour |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | I think #1 is wrferrothorns lie and I think #3 is ash's |
Snake.
08.23.16 | dan spitz of anthrax went to my high school and hayden panettiere went to my middle school |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | @Conc
@TVC
wrong it's 2
though I am in video that has over 150,000 views. |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Yeah ferro. Pencil: I was playing floor hockey waiting for a game to start up, and was taking slapshots at the wall, since there was no net on that side of the gym. Then out of nowhere some kid took a slapshot at me and it hit me right in the nuts (there was no net near me so it was intended to hit me). So a couple minutes later the game started and the ball rolled into the feet of the same guy while he was talking to some chick, so I body checked him from behind and sent him head first into the bleachers. He came after me after he got up and I punched him a couple of times. I only got suspended for a day. |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | I'll throw my hat in for a challenging one
1. Was at the wrong place/wrong time one late evening on foreign land and won a 2v5 street mugging attempt with only a stabwound to the arm.
2. Saw a guy on alcohol do backyard weightlifting and lift something he shouldn't have above him, only to dust his right foot real bad.
3. Wife and I go to a club only to see some bitches she knew, ended up with her causing 22 people to get kicked out due to old bad blood. |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | ok then Caiman you got it real quick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lw_smO-CjQ |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Hal1ax's is 2 |
NordicMindset
08.23.16 | francis ford coppola went to my high school
like 60 years ago |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | @wtf I actually read the comment as you being in a video instead of the video being on you which threw me. What video are you in? |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | 3 is Relinquised's lie
@Conc my high school did a lip dub for the end of school and I was pretty visible. Not something I'd say I was proud of, but oh well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZaSQVYuQ4
look at that fucking nerd in the orange shirt at 2:33 |
ArsMoriendi
08.23.16 | @Relinq: I'm guessing 1 is the lie. 2 is most likely to be true |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | 1. I can sing bass all the way through to countertenor and soprano
2. I can speak two languages
3. I can undo a bra with one hand |
hal1ax
08.23.16 | ye caiman got it. i wear 12!!
lol i suck at this |
iloveyouall
08.23.16 | i want to say 3 for jas, but it's not that hard to undo a bra one-handed so imma say 1. |
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | 3 is Jasd's lie. Only Joey Tribbiani can do that and I refuse to believe otherwise. |
Futures
08.23.16 | 3 for jas because he is a virgin for sure |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | 1 is Jas's |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Concubinary's lie is 3
ash's lie is 1
Alex's lie is 2
Hal's lie is 2
Relinq's lie is 2 |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | 3 is definitely Jas's |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Sweet I got 2 of em. Speaking of foot size does anyone wear a size bigger than I do? I wear a size 15 |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | haha, took til TVC to get mine
regarding 1, I've been to 27 states, D.C. and 5 Canadian provinces. http://imgur.com/a/l3OnL (Orange=lived there, blue=did stuff there, green=drove through, red=touched down there while connecting flights)
for 2, I'm allergic to peanuts, tree nuts, sesame, wheat, rice, corn, soy, fish, shellfish, barley, egg whites (not yolks for some reason), strawberries, banana, and coconut. Only the first 3 are life-threatening, but still, I try to avoid the others, so eating out kinda sucks. I almost never do it.
and for 3, I drew this Cal Chuchesta To Be Kind spoof that made it into a Joey Bada$$ review of his about a year and a half ago: http://imgur.com/jaYYXqp |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | goddamn you must be real tall jesus |
MyNameIsPencil
08.23.16 | you know what they say about guys with big feet caiman :]
big shoes! |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Damn Ferro, I go to a private high school and it looks nowhere near as beautiful as yours. It looks like something straight from High School Musical |
TVC15
08.23.16 | I have a lot of food allergies too Ash, I feel the pain.
Jas' lie is 2 |
wtferrothorn
08.23.16 | Stop tv, you're gonna make it blush |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | TVC got mine right |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | tvc got mine too |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | Well 1 and 3 are taken so I'm guessing 2 for Relinq.
Edit: Dang it. |
ashcrash9
08.23.16 | damn TVC, you're on a fuckin' roll |
TVC15
08.23.16 | I guessed 2 for Relinq cos it was worded oddly, as opposed to the crystal clear explanations he gave for the other 2
Can I try again for 2 truths/1 lie cos cheating was involved? :-)
Edit: Dammit I was still in the process of making my comment when Hal revealed his lie was indeed his shoe size :[ |
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | Lol everybody made all theirs of them doing cool things and all mine are just me messing up really badly. |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | to clarify:
1. if we assume that bass only needs to go as low as E2 and soprano as high as C6, then in classical terms I can perform all of these roles
2. I can in fact, only speak English
3. Got it on my first go in fact. Only did this cause I knew you'd all just go for this and never get the correct answer. |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | I'm only 6'4 |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | Naw, tvc that's not it. I even tried to wipe with a chunk of ice before pulling my pants up.
|
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | You got mine wrong too tvc |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | Alex's lie is 3. Pretty sure |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | Alex's lie is probably 1 cause the other two seem like things he'd like us to know |
Ignimbrite
08.23.16 | Ok, I'm not a guy that's prone to the kind of adventures that anyone would buy the filming rights to so this won't be super interesting, but here we go:
1. Some friends and I illegally crossed the US-Mexican border and then crossed back over for no good reason
2. I have about 130 pounds of obsidian in the back of my car right now
3. I yard-sale'd down the library stairs on the first day of college |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | I'll go with 3 for kroner |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | Ig's lie is 1. Final answer |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Ig's is 2 probably |
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | Yeah Jas you got it right, and I totally, totally, totally put those because I would like everybody to know I'm a huge dick in real life in spite of being a pretty nice guy on sput #exposed. |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | yay, lucky me |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | Well since no one is guessing...
I speak a little French but not fluently, so Snake is correct. |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Damn no wonder Alex likes MILF porn |
Cygnatti
08.23.16 | eh i'll think of something...
1. i was homeless for a short time
2. i play professional smash bros
3. i dated a girl in high school who was into me but i was only interested in her older brother
welp im boring |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | 1. Got a gun pointed at my back at a party after 3 random people busted into the house and started snorting copious amounts of cocaine off the kitchen table whilst hiding from a police cruiser doing conspicuous rounds up and down the street.
2. Got kicked out of a bar after taking a dart to the arm, proceeded to walk home in the rain and stripped naked and woke up all my roommates screaming about malevolent shadow figures I was hallucinating before smashing my face into the toilet bowl and eventually waking up in a pool of my own vomit on the bathroom floor and someone random sleeping naked alone in my bed that I do not know.
3. Sat on the outside of a car going 130mph down Lake Shore Drive whilst all of us in the car tripped on acid. |
AlexKzillion
08.23.16 | Both you guys are 1
@TVC You know it mane |
iloveyouall
08.23.16 | may as well have some fun with this
1. got caught fingering the older girl next door when she was meant to be teaching me how to play guitar
2. tried to use the government as an excuse for my whiskey dick issues in an intimate situation
3. waited too long the first time i tried an irish car bomb, watched the mixture curdle, but due to peer pressure, drank the curdled mixture anyway before throwing up everywhere due to the taste |
TVC15
08.23.16 | 3 for porcupine
2 for Cygnatti
2 for Sach |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Your stories are pretty wild porcupine but I'd say there's no way 3 happened |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | 2 for Sach |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | MrAlex got me, 1s the lie, happened to a buddy of mine instead
I feel like 3 is Sach's lie, I have a hard time picturing you puking up booze just from the taste |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | @Scuro 3 was pretty wild, some of my roomie's friends from Missouri came through randomly one weekend on a 3 day drug bender, we all dropped some tabs and they started hyping up this one guy's insane driving and said we had to experience it, so we hopped in, me in the back seat and he just maxed the car speed and I rolled the window down and climbed through, sat on the ledge and held on to the little ceiling handlebar |
iloveyouall
08.23.16 | tvc is wrong
porcupine is right -- it tasted fucking atrocious, and i felt kinda queasy, but i held it in!!! i was already pretty drunk to begin with, so that probably helped too. |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | I reckon 3 is Sach's, again, because he wants us to know the other two |
rabidfish
08.23.16 | 1. I was born with a failing heart and had to have open chest surgery at just 10 days old.
2. I was high all day, everyday for almost 2 years straight, from which I remember about 15% of whatever happened during that time period.
3. I stole a hamburger from a 10 year old child during a drunk night out, later to realize he was not only a child, but he was also a BLIND child. |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | 3 for fish |
iloveyouall
08.23.16 | i feel like yours would be 2
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TVC15
08.23.16 | 2 for rabid
Edit: Sach beat me to it now. I'll go with 1, my original choice anyway |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | 2 for Rabid, unless you're very rich |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | igs lie is 1
sach lie is 3
1. ive punched the president
2. ive punched your mom xD
3. ive literally punched every citizen of the vatican city
4. (for a special bonus, guess my career)
5. im not actually a ghost in real life
6. hey guys i love lists lmao
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rabidfish
08.23.16 | fun fact, if you have enough stoner friends, you can most certainly get high everyday and never buy a single gram of pot in looong periods of time. Shrooms are free, too...
Good god, Jas, getting high isn't that expensive.
let's see if you can tell which one of the other 2 is the lie. |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | 3 sounds really made up from fish's list |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | getting high is cheap af when you got dispensaries amiright |
Jasdevi087
08.23.16 | well spooky has definitely punched my mother, so it's not that one |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | i would never do anything like that oh my gosh only 5 is the truth i did it bacwards haha oooppssss |
TVC15
08.23.16 | Yeah jas, with the right connections it's really not hard to get a good supply of weed. And the most trustworthy of suppliers will off the most reasonable amount of money for however much weed you need; they don't care to overprice cos no matter how good otherwise that means a loss of business. Idk aquaint yourself with more stoners I don't feel like explaining the rest of these details hah |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | Spook y'all lie is 7 - that he lied about 5 being a lie |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | are you calling me a liar |
YoYoMancuso
08.23.16 | 1. I am from Philadelphia
2. I play the drums
3. I have 2 nipples |
Cygnatti
08.23.16 | Yoyo has 3 nips, i call bullshit |
rabidfish
08.23.16 | dude r u a ghost 2spooky |
Supercoolguy64
08.23.16 | @Zippa you're a reckless kid lmao, the lie is that you scarred your friend
@Cocubinary lie is you shit on the road once, and if not wtf dude
@rabid lie is you stole a burger from a blind kid, and if not wtf dude [2] |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | Damn porcupine, you're crazy dude haha |
Ignimbrite
08.23.16 | Wait how long should I go before I tell people what's legit and what's not legit |
Supercoolguy64
08.23.16 | oh shit missed some of y'all
@Ignim lie is you crossed the border for shits n giggles
@Cyggy lie is your pro at smash bros |
Snake.
08.23.16 | "Sat on the outside of a car going 130mph down Lake Shore Drive whilst all of us in the car tripped on acid."
how do you do that and not fucking die |
RogueNine
08.23.16 | Kroner it's whenever each option has been guessed at least once. Or whenever you want, no real rhyme or reason. |
rabidfish
08.23.16 | ok, heart surgery is false, although up to my 16th birthday I had a minor heart condition.
I didn't STEAL it, more like it was on an empty table and I just took it... I saw a mother with her child and realized it was the kids' food. They both stood up because he apparently had to go to the bathroom and, being blind, had to be accompanied by his mother. That was fucking pathetic, but in my defense I was wasted and no sane mother should take their 10-ish BLIND boy to a fast food restaurant at 11.30 pm |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | Yeah its just whenever you want |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | yeah blind people dont need to eat past 4pm wtf |
spookynewghostfriend
08.23.16 | >Be blind
>be eating at a point in time
you fucked up |
Relinquished
08.23.16 | ok pencil wants storytime, haven't told this one here in years.
for 1, I was 20 with my siblings and Uncle in Ecuador for South American spring travels while uncle visit his many friends. We were done with Columbia in 3 weeks, and headed towards the city of Quito. We stayed in a good neighborhood for some time, time enough for eyes to see patterns. I guess I was a nice target - foreign, tall, with nice watch and phone at the time, flashing that stuff around like a young man who forgot where he was at.
I was with my brother walking back to the friend's house after dining around past 18:00, and I noticed a couple guys (Guy 1&2) talking near this small building just blocks away, looking at us with one phone at hand. Nothing shady yet but I had to tell my brother to lower his voice since it was getting dark. At the time I was fresh with 4 years jiu-jitsu and judo training and some football gains from high school. A well-built guy who made his brother his poor sparring partner. I saw two more guys walk past us casually (Guy 3&4). I was on guard just in case cuz the sun was falling and it was just us 2. I heard stories of other people I knew while visiting to be wary.
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Relinquished
08.23.16 | Next thing I know Guy 5 asks my brother for the time. He fucked up cuz that's a clear signal next to the hurried footsteps I heard closeby. Guy 2, 3, and 4 were running from behind and saying something to us. Guy 2 bumped hard into a car by accident, so he lagged behind stunned for some time. I yelled real hard, told my brother not to turn away from Guy 5, I turned around and got into stance. Guy 3 got startled by the noises Guy 2 and I made. I immediately tackled Guy 3, kneed him on the floor at the stomach, got up to kick him in the head, all less than 15 seconds. Ran to swing at Guy 2 in front of me who almost got his knife out at that point (they didn't think they'd need it). Faked and dashed to the left enough to grab the reaching arm but only had time to decide to punch him. Got him off guard once on the head and side of face, tossed him down and held him there until Guy 3 got up. Twisted Guy 2's arm behind his back and scrambled for his knife to make distance, all while Guy 5 got his knife out on my brother yet got disarmed while cutting up my brother's hands a bit. He threw him down and kicked him enough to break a rib or three and there went Guy 5. My brother sits on Guy 5 and calls for help since shit was getting dark real quick. No cars were passing by at this hour but the commotion was heard. Guy 3 and 4 didn't have weapons apparently but I was attempting all types of moves while keeping distance cuz I didn't assume otherwise, but they clearly didn't know how to fight since they relied more on the weapons. That and the height and weight advantage that we had. I used Guy 2 as human shield against Guy 3 and 4, then I threw the knife over someone's house. Dislocated Guy 2's right arm and pushed him away to deal with that, while Guy 3 quits and keeps his distance right after. Guy 1 arrives shortly after to join Guy 4, but my brother rushes on Guy 4 to the ground while I get close on Guy 1. bad move since he ducks and ends up stabbing through my left arm. The pain didn't register at first and I grabbed him by his jacket and tossed him with all my strength over towards the floor and stomped him on the sidewalk curb. My uncle and friends come out with a couple guns and bro and I run. Guy 3 takes Guy 4 and run, Guy 2 and 5 are injured, and Guy 1 disappears. They all leave and I go to the hospital. Apparently they were local fairly young theives who recently started organized robberies in easy neighborhoods. |
Ignimbrite
08.23.16 | Ok y'all so the lie is actually 3. Tbh i *did* once yard-sale down the library stairs but it was in high school, not college.
The obsidian thing is easy: I'm a geologist, obsidian is objectively the dopest rock, and there's this place a couple hours outside Eugene, OR where there are literally roads paved with obsidian (black, grey-striped, mahogany, red, rainbow, and some near-transparent shit) where it's kinda hard to moderate your sample collecting.
The border crossing one is actually legit. To be fair, it wasn't really a big deal: a few friends and I were in Big Bend NP in Texas and there was this place on the southern edge of the park where the Rio Grande was narrow and shallow enough to cross so we crossed, snapped some photos, and went back over. |
Archelirion
08.23.16 | I reckon 1 is the lie for Ignimbrite, but tbh they're all kinda plausible (EDIT: top timing me)
- It once took me 5 hours to get home from a party only 10 miles away, because I missed the first turn.
- At age 7 I badly needed to go to the toilet during assembly but the headteacher wouldn't let me, so I shat myself out of spite.
- Until very recently, working in a morgue was a serious job consideration for me. |
YoYoMancuso
08.23.16 | Cyg is incorrect, 3 is true |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | This thread is cool |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | 2 for Arch |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | I'll say 1 for arch |
Ignimbrite
08.23.16 | for Arch: ima go with 1 because u-turns are a thing that exists |
ScuroFantasma
08.23.16 | I figured he was walking |
Trebor.
08.23.16 | 1. I've attempted suicide
2. I've heard american football over 100 times
3. I've written all my own reviews |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.23.16 | god fuck off trebor |
Archelirion
08.23.16 | Mine was 2 :3
- I wish I had thought of U-turning (I was cycling) :< As an added bonus, I only got back at 5:30am and had to be on a 4 hour train journey for 8...
- It was a piss, not a shit. But it was out of spite.
- Morgue work is still in the back of my mind even now, should I not get anything out of my degree. |
ConcubinaryCode
08.23.16 | "@Cocubinary lie is you shit on the road once, and if not wtf dude"
I already said it wasn't this and it was on the side of the road you judgemental ass. |
teamster
08.23.16 | 1. I was a competitive swimmer from age 10 thru college (Iowa State University )
2. I have never smoked a cigarette or done a drug of any kind
3. I won $10,000 playing the lottery |
Snake.
08.23.16 | #3 is your lie teamster |
CaimanJesus
08.23.16 | I'll say 1 |
porcupinetheater
08.23.16 | I really hope 2 is your lie |