intotheshit
01.14.13 | I'm drunk. |
Applebite
01.14.13 | Yeah I could tell, you deleted this list and made it again. |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | You're missing out bub |
Chortles
01.14.13 | why would you deny a rimjob |
ShadowRemains
01.14.13 | cuz he ran out of toilet paper duh |
bach
01.14.13 | When a woman licks your asshole, there's nothing she won't do. |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | Just take a shower first |
intotheshit
01.14.13 | I don't like anything near nor around my anus, unless it's toilet paper |
ShadowRemains
01.14.13 | tbh, remember that you might be making out with her after that...so yeah |
demigod!
01.14.13 | u fucked up bro |
Chortles
01.14.13 | yeah, wouldn't that be the shit |
intotheshit
01.14.13 | Exactly.
I do like having my taint licked.
|
Trebor.
01.14.13 | I hope this isn't the same girl from Hype's list or he's gonna be pissed |
intotheshit
01.14.13 | Side note: it took me an hour and a large industrial size container of Crisco to remove my fist from her genitals |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | That's the kind of gal you take home to mom |
bach
01.14.13 | Did it move just like Crisco disco? |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | 100% listerine
|
demigod!
01.14.13 | well ill be damned |
bach
01.14.13 | he says looking at something else but directing everything to me
|
bach
01.14.13 | Rimjob turned Modest Mouse thread. |
foxblood
01.14.13 | she's a great girl mom she even tried to eat the whole ass |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | She didn't even brush her teeth after, I never felt so loved in my life
|
bach
01.14.13 | "she's a great girl mom she even tried to eat the whole ass"
Now that's dedication to your man. |
Curse.
01.14.13 | "remember that you might be making out with her after that"
not after the ole' twat uppercut
|
Curse.
01.14.13 | go out with her again but eat nothing but spicy mexican food for like five days beforehand |
Curse.
01.14.13 | don't wipe
at all |
bach
01.14.13 | Not if it was with his dick, curse.
Think outside the box.
#subtlevaginapuns. |
Curse.
01.14.13 | I only ever think inside the box |
bach
01.14.13 | Let's go back to Modest Mouse Lyrics
I broke every bone in my goddamn jaw
That's a lot it's the last one I ever got |
Curse.
01.14.13 | bach, I thought we were done with all the fuck fuck fuckin around |
bach
01.14.13 | Curse, everything that keeps you together is falling apart. |
Puzzles
01.14.13 | Ever been ass to mouth? |
Recspecs
01.14.13 | That shit doesn't fly with me. |
demigod!
01.14.13 | you dont go ass to mouth havent you seen clerks 2 |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | ass to mouth is most certainly not the same thing |
demigod!
01.14.13 | i was responding to puzzles' comment mostly |
Puzzles
01.14.13 | I have but that wasn't a clerks reference just speaking from personal experience |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | No one wants to hear about guys you've been with |
Puzzles
01.14.13 | oh okay sorry |
Trebor.
01.14.13 | just kidding, good for you dude |
mifzal
01.14.13 | expect your asshole to be minty fresh after this anus licking episode! |
