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Calc 01.22.16	how many doctors we got?
Satellite 01.22.16	intern at a law office, working on undergrad bad religion
Nathanaaronson 01.22.16	Producer at a Video Marketing Company. At this exact moment, it's The Avett Brothers.
JWT155 01.22.16	Hmmm I work as a Senior Data Management Analyst at a Fortune 1000 Financial Firm Current favorite artist is probably Father john Misty
evilford 01.22.16	Quality Assurance Specialist at a life insurance company. david bowie
Nocturnalize 01.22.16	I own a landscaping company and The Black Dahlia Murder
Sinternet 01.22.16	student atm, off to uni in two years after a gap but training in journalism currently, will likely specialise in music journalism later on favourite artist is modest mouse
MyNameIsPencil 01.22.16	Student @ NIU, where I also work for, marketing/running events there Deftones cause I'm a walking cliché
Tunaboy45 01.22.16	Student working part time finance at scs. Hard to say a favourite artist but been on a Porcupine Tree binge recently and they've always been one of my favourites.
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Fluffer for Evil Angel, Asking Alexandria
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	Consultant for financial services firms (re/insurance, banks, etc) Favorite artist is difficult, depends on a lot, but if I had to name one, maybe Radiohead due to quality and variety of their discog
TheBarber 01.22.16	Cameraman for documentaries - been on a Natural Snow Buildings binge recently (cous offered me Daughters of Darkness I'm happy)
Sniff 01.22.16	I'm taking a masters degree in forest managment and I'm listening to Mesa Verde
Sniff 01.22.16	Fluffer's the best line of work tho
Deathconscious 01.22.16	i was a video game tester, the projects over though so im out of a job right now. hoping my brother in law can get me in with the company hes working at, doing similar quality assurance type stuff. id never be able to choose one favorite artist, but ive been listening to a lot of Inquisition lately.
Ryus 01.22.16	currently in 10th grade, would probably like to do something with chemistry or economics. fav artist is boards of canada
Titan 01.22.16	Engineering Manager for electric utility Rushhhhhhhhh
evilford 01.22.16	"video game tester" do people really get paid to play vg's?
supremejelly 01.22.16	Senior in college, currently a software dev intern. Favorite artist would have to be Tool but I've been jamming alot of Deftones lately. I'm basically Sputnikmusic with feet
JWT155 01.22.16	@Ryus: I was an Econ major so if you have any questions feel free to ask.
Satellite 01.22.16	http://www.businessinsider.com/what-its-like-to-be-a-video-game-tester-2015-6 google is your friend
Deathconscious 01.22.16	@evil yeah but its not as cool as everyone thinks.
Ryus 01.22.16	@JWT thanks dude. my brother is majoring in economics right now in college, actually. but i'm not too committed to anything yet really :]
Satellite 01.22.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho if you don't remember this then you're young and i don't like you
ArsMoriendi 01.22.16	Student at University at Buffalo (UB) and I'd love to do something in the social research field... Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention (We're Only In It for my album)
Sniff 01.22.16	@Ryus. Chemistry, but why?
JWT155 01.22.16	I will say I hope you don't mind graphing, because a large portion of Undergrad Econ is graphs.
Ryus 01.22.16	don't mind graphing at all. @sniff why not? it's fascinating
Trebor. 01.22.16	As of last week I'm a janitor which is fucking great so far Also screenwriter/filmmaker but I don't get paid for that shit Done with school forever which is nice
Nazzadan 01.22.16	I remember a tester from Halo 2, his whole job was to jump in place on Coagulation in every space of the map like 200 times to make sure that wouldn't crash the game or have some unknown bug occur. That sounds like a living hell
ArsMoriendi 01.22.16	"Not intended for residents of Massachusetts and Texas" Fuck those 2 states in particular, am I right? Funny commercial.
Satellite 01.22.16	itt ppl who settled short of their dreams m/
Trebor. 01.22.16	holy shit some people have real jobs with real titles itt
JWT155 01.22.16	@Satellite: Speak for yourself, I love my job.
Trebor. 01.22.16	And for a minute I thought you guys would be impressed with me for being a janitor
Sniff 01.22.16	Besides the fact that it's super boring and basically just a a ton of calculations and stuff that don't go anywhere.
Satellite 01.22.16	is it what you always wanted to do jwt? didn't mean that comment as a dig at anyone, it's just holy hell what a clusterfuck of boring jobs so far.
JWT155 01.22.16	Janitor at my High School was making six figures after 30+ years and was one of the highest paid employees in the whole district. I always wanted to work in the corporate world. I'm more of a people person so I hope to get some more managerial experience soon and in the next few weeks I should get a new position and people underneath me so in a small sense it is kinda what i envisioned.
ChoccyPhilly 01.22.16	Full time student and slacker Not favourite artist but listening to A LOT of Everything Everything recently
Trebor. 01.22.16	For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster
Trebor. 01.22.16	Thought there would be more "artists" on here Although some guys might just be posting their day jobs and not actually posting what they really want to do
Satellite 01.22.16	treb you still doing stand-up?
Trebor. 01.22.16	I'm writing a bunch of stand up because I'm writing a movie that has stand up in it, but I haven't performed in a while I'm thinking about doing it in character from my movie soon though
Ebola 01.22.16	Studying communications and journalism. Favorite band is Bad Religion
Satellite 01.22.16	'Thought there would be more "artists" on here' this is a much less dickish way of saying what i meant like, i'm pretty stoked about my career path or whatever, but when i was 8 i wanted to be an astronaut who played professional baseball and owned a dinosaur
JWT155 01.22.16	8 year old me wanted to be either a baseball player or an archaeologist like Indiana Jones. Quickly I realized, even though I was decent, that mediocre 5'10 170 lb dudes don't make the pros and Archaeology is like 95% reading and writing papers. No thanks.
Trebor. 01.22.16	I think only crazy people actually pursue their childhood dream in adulthood I'm doing it and am definitely crazy
demigod! 01.22.16	same and here i am working in a grocery store LOL
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Considering I went into my adult life completely directionless, I turned out pretty good. I think I wanted to be a cop when i was growing up
jtswope 01.22.16	It's either you're crazy or you're bored, so I'll take crazy. I work as a writers' assistant on a tv show. Being in college is fun as hell so savor it y'all. The work and stuff can be drab sometimes but the freedom to explore all your career interests and do whatever you want is so worth it.
evilford 01.22.16	my job may sound boring but it's fairly interesting and I get to jam all fuckin day (and yes this has had a fairly large part in keeping me where I'm at)
jtswope 01.22.16	m/ to that
JWT155 01.22.16	@evilford: Same, I can listen to music all day long.
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Yeah I basically listen to music and old O&A compilations all day at work, makes the day fly by. Actual job is technician for local school district, unfortunately I'm not really a fluffer for Evil Angel :c
Satellite 01.22.16	that's basically all i do actually i listen to audiobooks more than anything tbh
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	I also jam tunes all day long, definitely one of the only parts of a desk job that keeps me sane.
Satellite 01.22.16	pot helps too
JWT155 01.22.16	You mean you don't have fun staring at Excel Spreadsheets all day?!
Koris 01.22.16	I'm gonna be in the Navy starting in July, and my favorite artist is Bjork :]
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Yeah, I used to have fun and exciting jobs like working at a dirtbike shop and an archery shop. And when I got my new one they pitched it as I would always be out at school sites fixing stuff and always busy and blah blah blah aaaaand I sit at a desk with like 10 other technicians, which is way too many for how little shit breaks around here. So I shitpost on forums and listen to music all day otherwise I would go crazy.
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	Satellite, agreed Excel sheets are alright, but when you're not feeling em, they're the worst
MercuryToHell 01.22.16	Customer Service rep brought up on Queen and Bowie.
XfingTheSullen 01.22.16	studying finance & accounting master's degree dunno bout that favorite band tho. make that shade empire for now
Satellite 01.22.16	i've had cool jobs. used to work as a dietary aide at the place where gus got his face blown off in breaking bad. it's a rehabilitation center irl.
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	What do you do as a dietary aide?
evilford 01.22.16	actually speaking of Excel, I was just recently forced to upgrade to Office 2013, fucking hate this shit
Satellite 01.22.16	also i briefly waited tables at the denny's where walt buys his machine gun.
Satellite 01.22.16	@spaceship well there are roughly 200 patients at any given time, the vast majority of whom are on a specialized diet (e.g. renal, no sodium, no added sugar, chopped, pureed, etc) depending on their circumstances (most of these people had just undergone major surgery or are dealing w/ cancer treatment). my job was to make sure they're getting the right food. it was by far the most stressful job i've ever had.
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	Satellite you've done the BB tour Excel 2013 is fine, SharePoint is what makes me want to kill myself
evilford 01.22.16	there's one particular feature of Excel 2013 that was not a problem before that makes me want to put my fist thru my monitor
Satellite 01.22.16	living in albuquerque is basically a constant BB tour it's like a low-rent mordor walk
JWT155 01.22.16	Fuck. Sharepoint.
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	@JWT my man, it causes me no shortage of problems, career, mental, physical, etc It blows my mind how much of a literal pile of shit it is and that people still use it
theNateman 01.22.16	I'm a system inspector at a solar company Weezer
klap 01.22.16	corporate transactional/defense attorney, elliott smith
evilford 01.22.16	sharepoint is an active fixture where I work but I never personally have to use it
Avagantamos 01.22.16	I'm in school for women's and gender studies, I have no clue what I'm going to do with it. I like Autechre
Spacesh1p 01.22.16	I hope you never do Ford, it's basically cloud storage where all the features are optimized for productivity bottlenecks and screen-punching annoyance.
JWT155 01.22.16	What type of cases do you handle klap, clients wrongly charged, charged for items not listed in a contract, non contractual agreement disagreements?
evilford 01.22.16	@ spacesh1p lol. sounds fun
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	high school teacher stockhausen
Avagantamos 01.22.16	In high school I wanted to do research in physics, so I went off to college as a physics major. It was too much for me.
someguest 01.22.16	Financial Analyst. Queens Of The Stone Age.
JWT155 01.22.16	Let's start a Sputnik Finance Club
someguest 01.22.16	No surprise to me. We have jobs where we can sit and play tunes all day.
Trebor. 01.22.16	I can't handle all these real jobs
evilford 01.22.16	"high school teacher" no shit, really hype? what do you teach?
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	dreams dont pay bills
Satellite 01.22.16	steal shit and quit
JWT155 01.22.16	It's also nice to have Goldman Sachs pay for a fancy dinner and an open bar for me every so often.
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	"no shit, really hype?" yeah, just got certified. i have a bachelors in writing but im pursuing teaching for a career until i go back for grad school. im sort of a glorified substitute right now because i took a job halfway through the school year but its good experience.
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Thats cool as shit Hype, my gf is starting the shadowing process at the highschool I graduated from to start getting her teaching credentials.
evilford 01.22.16	nice, good luck, got teaching experience in my family, it's not fucking easy dreams don't pay bills [2]
someguest 01.22.16	Sitting on your ass doesn't either.
Tyler. 01.22.16	changing my major to IT. i like it a lot more
JWT155 01.22.16	@Hyperion: So how many HS girls have a crush on you, over/under 5?
evilford 01.22.16	@ someguest when I'm gettin paid for it it does
Nazzadan 01.22.16	Lucky for her she actually really wants to be a teacher, so at least she gets her dream job. And it would be pretty neat to work in the same district as my SO as long as she ends up teaching where I work @JWT155 I'm not a teacher but when I am on site at a highschool or Junior Highs I feel super uncomfortable sometimes because girls stare at me
someguest 01.22.16	"@ someguest when I'm gettin paid for it it does" Not what I meant. Not doing something because it might not pay off is always worse than attempting it. Risks are the only thing that make this life interesting enough to avoid suicidal boredom.
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	thanks, its been great so far. real rewarding job when things go well. i always thought id enjoy it, its not a "dream job" i guess but i feel good doing it and thats all ive ever really wanted.
smaugman 01.22.16	a thread i'd really think would be interesting is sputnik sex census, because i bet 101% of sput users are men
someguest 01.22.16	There used to be a few ladies around here. I'm sure there still is. They just don't make it obvious. All the creepy motherfuckers around here would never leave them alone.
Trebor. 01.22.16	What's that Bill Burr quote about how taking the safe route is riskier than pursuing your dreams?
JWT155 01.22.16	@Nazzadan: What they're thinkin' - "Mah gawd, that's what a real man looks like"
Satellite 01.22.16	there have been roughly 5-6 confirmed (lol) female users in my 6 years here and many, many alts pretending to be girls
Satellite 01.22.16	http://i.imgur.com/pxRl5le.jpg @treb
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	rip mappy
JWT155 01.22.16	Haha I just remembered, what was it, '09-'10 when there were a few girls busted as dude alts
Nazzadan 01.22.16	@JWT155 I still almost look like I belong in highschool, and I am often very loose with the dress code especially on sites so I show up in a flatbill and Enjoi hoody so I look very out of place
Trebor. 01.22.16	ThespianLesbian never forget
Calc 01.22.16	holy fuck i'm gone for an hour.
Relinquished 01.22.16	thespian who? I remember alice cuz of palestmexican but that's it
evilford 01.22.16	what's the burden of proof for confirmation of female gender?
someguest 01.22.16	Mappy is and always was a dude. Biggest 'core fan on the site too. It explains his awful character.
JWT155 01.22.16	Nazzadan: I feel ya, when I shave I could fit into a Freshman orientation at a University
Satellite 01.22.16	@eford there shouldn't be one obviously, but it's something that people like to lie about on the internet for attention (alice, anyone?). usually it's pretty obvious when someone is lying
Hyperion1001 01.22.16	yeah but he had people fooled for a good long time im pretty sure, i remember when the gig was finally up.
JWT155 01.22.16	forgot about ohalicemonster
Satellite 01.22.16	kimm, samshine, balcean and monica were all authentic like guest said, there are undoubtedly female users on this site, but why open yourself up to all that shitbaggery?
Nazzadan 01.22.16	@Evil Their honest and sincere thoughts on The Notebook. The film obviously, not the book, because obviously Nick Cassavettes takes some artistic licences in adapting Nicholas Sparks' timeless classic, and while blasphemous to change such a work of art I think that it paid off in spades, the slight changes he made to Noah's character (who was portrayed absolutely wonderfully by Ryan Gossling I might add) really added to the overall story.
someguest 01.22.16	'Alice' put a good effort in. He created a last.fm profile to match and everything. More commitment than most liars.
evilford 01.22.16	well yeah if you believed everyone who said they're female on the internet, you'd be wrong probably 95% of the time
someguest 01.22.16	The only other one I can think of is Vesper, Satellite.
Satellite 01.22.16	i just remember alice being the dumbest user ever with the shittiest reviews and a tenuous grasp on the english language all things considered, whoever was behind that did a good job
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.22.16	Screen printer (for the time being as I get my volunteer hours in for something in my field; social work) The knife
someguest 01.22.16	Alice + ThePalestMexican 4 Ever
evilford 01.22.16	it would be interesting if a larger percentage of the userbase were female anyways, now that the thread has been successfully derailed ...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.22.16	@klap does that job description mean you defend shitty corporate assholes and their shady transactions?
Relinquished 01.22.16	vesper was my dawg shame she faded away round the same time angel did
someguest 01.22.16	^O.o
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.22.16	Angel faded away from reality into fantasy black metal lord of the rings land long ago
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.22.16	She ain't
someguest 01.22.16	lol
Satellite 01.22.16	angel was a bro
someguest 01.22.16	He's still kickin' on Facebook - usually posts interesting things too.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.22.16	I liked his food posts kid knows how to eat
Calc 01.22.16	finally finished with the first edit and holy shit there's a lot of financial peeps here.
Satellite 01.22.16	i just made some bomb ass lasagna about to gain 20 lbs
CalculatingInfinity 01.22.16	Mathematics degree, definately doing Masters and maybe PhD. Besides doing summer internships in the 3rd year I don't know what I want as a job :[. Also fav band is Dir en Grey.
Satellite 01.22.16	are you going to be able to calculate infinity?
CalculatingInfinity 01.22.16	Limits tending to infinity so technically yes :3
climactic 01.22.16	apple store
user 01.22.16	"ArsMoriendi- Studying social research" the hells that even mean
ArsMoriendi 01.22.16	It means that I'm a sophomore sociology major in college and haven't decided exactly what I want to do with it yet, so I tried being super vague and Calc decided to make it look like a direct career path XD
ZombicidalMan 01.22.16	archaeologist. just finished my undergrad so I'll be going in for a masters soon
Satellite 01.22.16	ayyy calc awesome work with this list and don't mean to be a bother, but could i possibly get a better br album to go w/ my name? suffer perhaps?
Tyler. 01.22.16	are you going to be able to calculate infinity? booooo
ArsMoriendi 01.22.16	Hey Calc, can you change mine to "studying Sociology" It's more accurate and less confusing lol
jtswope 01.23.16	"Sells drugs, glassjaw" Oh I get it, you're a pharmacist. Also: Radiohead.
Mort. 01.23.16	At uni studying philosophy, no job. Did work for a lift company for a while tho
YetAnotherBrick 01.23.16	holy shit. this is way more intimidating than i expected
TheHamburgerman 01.23.16	Just quit my job at the liquer store, am now in a paid internship at a geotechnical engineering firm. Real fucking stoked. Virgin Steele!
Calc 01.23.16	hehe
ZombicidalMan 01.23.16	I couldn't have thought of a better album! Thanks calc
Source 01.23.16	Composite technician Deftones
hal1ax 01.23.16	i beat my dick like it owes me money
Snake. 01.23.16	the national + meteorology student
ScuroFantasma 01.23.16	Uni student at the moment, studying to become a highschool teacher though with my current course my options are still flexible. Favourite artist is Ghost at the moment.
icatchthirtythree 01.23.16	Electrical Engineer, currently applying for jobs Fav band is Neurosis easily
Relinquished 01.23.16	we lost hep
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.23.16	" Calc- Investigates crimes in the city of Seattle for the state" my butthole tbh
hal1ax 01.23.16	work part time at a psychiatric hospital / graduate student pursuing psychobiology
Satellite 01.23.16	y'know they're not mutually exclusive js
MrSirLordGentleman 01.23.16	Studyin at law school so I can get into the Diplomatic Academy of my country and end up being an ambassador
PistolPete 01.23.16	I'm a financial analyst in the oil&gas industry
Geadom 01.23.16	I work two part time jobs In the morning i'm a medical/insurance interpreter (Spanish to English and backwards). In the afternoons i work as a technical support for a Brazillian company (in portuguese). Currently learning french, studying for RHCSA and jamming some Pestilence, diSEMBOWELMENT, Autopsy and Atheist.
trve 01.23.16	workless (part time drug cook and dumpster diver lmao), gonna continue school in summer and then study chemistry after that, dream job would be developing stuff in a bigpharm company
ChoccyPhilly 01.23.16	should have said, I'm at uni studying biotechnology
onionbubs 01.23.16	being an onion mineral at the moment
DoctorDoom 01.23.16	Assistant Supervisor at a residential treatment facility for troubled youth. Converge.
bach 01.23.16	metal musician in flyheadmetals djent/deathcore band
Ebola 01.23.16	Ayyy, you put my name next to one of my favorite albums of all time.
Satellite 01.23.16	top 5 br album easily
Kman418 01.23.16	filmmaker cause my dream is to never be financially independent also boards of canada
trve 01.23.16	@pots pretty sure i got more knowledge in chemistry than you got in anything
Satellite 01.23.16	alright heisenberg
Parallels 01.23.16	Uhhh soon to be police records specialist hopefully. Previously punk-ass book jockey Placebo
chemicalmarriage 01.23.16	youre all so amazing how are you all so smart and talented and right all the time about everything in general im impressed
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.23.16	"pretty sure i got more knowledge in chemistry than you got in anything" congratulations young aspiring pharma-bro hope you 'breaking bad' yourself into success big league buddy
AtomicWaste 01.23.16	Pharma demand planner. I come up with formulas and models that tell clinical directors how many people they need for their studies and trials. Probably Coheed still.
Calc 01.23.16	there's exactly one person being a cunt in this thread and Jom is gonna make him a mod lol
Satellite 01.23.16	didn't realize i was being a cunt sry i'll dial it back
Calc 01.23.16	please and thanks satellite.
chemicalmarriage 01.23.16	im many things but im not a tax expert
RosaParks 01.23.16	pizza delivery while studying finance at the University of Michigan fav artist is lil ugly mane
hal1ax 01.23.16	"studying psychobiology wtf??" it's behavioral neuroscience. applying neuroscience to the study of physiological, genetic, and developmental mechanisms of behavior
ScuroFantasma 01.23.16	Haha, perfect description cheers
MO 01.23.16	finance analyst at a software company it's unbelievably exciting
CaimanJesus 01.23.16	Forklift Driver Cult of Luna
MrSirLordGentleman 01.23.16	"it's behavioral neuroscience. applying neuroscience to the study of physiological, genetic, and developmental mechanisms of behavior" so, psychiatry?
flalafell 01.23.16	I'm a boring accountant to balance out my raucously adventurous personal life
guitarded_chuck 01.23.16	joy division analyst for a venture capital group
hal1ax 01.23.16	"so, psychiatry?" No. Psychiatry is a medical field aimed at studying, preventing and diagnosing mental disorders. Psychobiology is a sub-field of neuroscience. Like the neurological implications of schizoaffective disorder, for example. Psychiatrists have to know a bit of neuroscience and how it pertains to various disorders, but psychobiology is much more in depth in regards to the neuroscience aspect of abnormal psychology.
Piglet 01.23.16	"finance analyst at a software company it's unbelievably exciting" ELABORATE
user 01.23.16	"It means that I'm a sophomore sociology major in college and haven't decided exactly what I want to do with it yet, so I tried being super vague and Calc decided to make it look like a direct career path XD" ah of course. this fuckin dude then "so, psychiatry?" heh
Kman418 01.23.16	come on this is a music website there has to be more people here that are stupid enough to actually pursue the arts
Calc 01.23.16	yeah there's been like 3
ZombicidalMan 01.23.16	all the other arts students probably just lurk without accounts
XfingTheSullen 01.23.16	the heisenberg dude is actually kinda cool, I find him impressive keep it up trve, don't listen to those tightasses
anarchistfish 01.23.16	undergraduate in geography. the weeknd is my favourite artist. put house of balloons as the album
FearThyEvil 01.23.16	I worked at rite aid for a year and man that was shit.
anarchistfish 01.23.16	"do people really get paid to play vg's?" it's meant to be shit apparently. tedious af and there's so much demand for the job they don't think twice about firing you
RogueNine 01.23.16	Television meteorologist. I was up Thursday night into this morning as we got clobbered with ice and snow. Sleeping at the station is an experience. Dunno about favorite band but you can put an album with a tornado on it like Deep Purple or something.
anarchistfish 01.23.16	"like Deep Purple or something"
Calc 01.23.16	how about that?
anarchistfish 01.23.16	"the silent cartographer" lol nice reference
Parallels 01.23.16	"recipient of a lot of future snacks from cops" ohhh
Parallels 01.23.16	Bad Religion confirmed top choice of well-adjusted Sputnikers
Dodenakker 01.23.16	High school history teacher / study mentor
ScuroFantasma 01.23.16	"come on this is a music website there has to be more people here that are stupid enough to actually pursue the arts" Well I suppose I am, my course is a Bachelor of Arts and my majors are music theory + history and english lit. (Minor in German too, pretty fun).
Sniff 01.23.16	Back in my youth I tried studying music theory at uni. It's a shame I didn't find it as interesting as I though I would.
Masochist 01.23.16	Bad Religion confirmed top choice of well-adjusted Sputnikers [2] Hahaha, I came to this list and was surprised that Bad Religion was on here three times already. They're my favorite band, too. So yeah--Favorite Band is Bad Religion. I work as an Integration Tech for a website.
anarchistfish 01.23.16	"come on this is a music website there has to be more people here that are stupid enough to actually pursue the arts" does human geography count we do a lot of philo
DoctorDoom 01.23.16	About to walk to work in this snow storm because it's a 24/7/365 job. Oy.
RogueNine 01.23.16	Yeah fish, I think it's called Stormbringer. Also Calc, haha that album wtf.
romulanrancor 01.23.16	studying physics probs judas priest
Dunwich 01.23.16	Alright, just for the heck of it. Assembly line, car factory XTC
undertakerpt 01.23.16	I'm a guitarist in a famous band but thats all i'm saying haha Good idea - Backpacking around the world Bad idea - backpacking around your house
someguest 01.23.16	lol
Satellite 01.23.16	"Bad Religion confirmed top choice of well-adjusted Sputnikers" u don't know me also holy shit mas sighting
Totengott 01.23.16	Accountant and probably Jethro Tull.
Parallels 01.23.16	tru satellite
AtomicWaste 01.23.16	"come on this is a music website there has to be more people here that are stupid enough to actually pursue the arts" I mean I did a BA in English Ed and worked as a copywriter for a year, but this job is just way better.
Calc 01.23.16	lot of bad religion lovers interesting
klap 01.23.16	JWT - breach of K, products liability, employment/labor disputes (wrongful term), whatever really people hand me to do. i've only been out of school for 18 months so don't really have a specialty yet although i want to end up doing IP/copyright and strictly transactional (mergers/acquistions, financial services, deals, etc.). never liked litigation that much potsy: i can neither confirm nor deny
someguest 01.23.16	1,000 more fools are being born every fuckin' day.
Danred97 01.23.16	Volunteer child care My Epic
romulanrancor 01.23.16	"romulanrancor- will eventually unravel the secrets of space-time but for now studying physics" i dream big
Satellite 01.23.16	i sit on my ass all god damn day a misanthropic anthropoid with nothing to say
RogueNine 01.23.16	But for real though, Deep Purple - Stormbringer would be much better methinks.
Calc 01.23.16	fiiiiiiiiiine..
Satellite 01.23.16	what kind of asshole would bitch about something so trivial? oh right.
RogueNine 01.24.16	Hmm?
Satellite 01.24.16	oh i did the same thing earlier is all
SgtAenema 01.24.16	still in school, so trying to be a history professor. hard to pick a fav.. ill say tool for now though.
Aftertheascension 02.21.16	student. saosin.
hesperus 02.21.16	Research analyst for an insurance company. Off Minor.
Ovrot 02.21.16	I am a library
Asdfp277 02.21.16	Studying engineering. Björk.
heck 02.21.16	aspiring graphic designer, The Cure
Calc 02.21.16	updated
Funeralopolis 02.21.16	favourite artist: In Flames student- studying business want to get into marketing research/ consulting
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Working in an enormous liquor store. Specializing in beer. Studying geology. In love with a Chilean.
Asdfp277 02.21.16	really? tell me her name, i'll go to her facebook page and send her erotic chilean memes from u
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	She doesn't like memes. Filo, weon.
Asdfp277 02.21.16	weón*
MrSirLordGentleman 02.21.16	weon la wea
Artuma 02.21.16	studying industrial management
Calc 02.21.16	there's two parts to the question peeps
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I don't have accent marks because I'm not on my phone, conchetumadre
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Sorry Calc. My favorite artist currently is Nasum. I am REALLY digging Shift.
MrSirLordGentleman 02.21.16	dejen de webear sacos de wea
hal1ax 02.21.16	i ate chilean sea bass once twas dank
Artuma 02.21.16	favorite artist is myrimin
Artuma 02.21.16	also shift is my least favorite nasum but that's not what this list is about
LepreCon 02.21.16	Metallica Teacher
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I like it because it's pretty close to being a melodeath album and though I may try to pretend I am not, I am a faggot at heart. That being said, Human 2.0 and Helvete are both dank as fuck.
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Shift is a great driving album though. Love cruising down the main drag with "The Smallest Man" blasting
Xenorazr 02.21.16	Head Photo Lab Specialist (aspiring writer/artist) Dream Theater (can use Awake album)
Ovrot 02.21.16	you never added me use Virtue - We Stand to Fight as my album please
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Yeah Calc, add us
Calc 02.21.16	ovrot you just said that you're a library.
SgtAenema 02.21.16	just checked back at this and saw i was added and that description for me is fucking gold
Asdfp277 02.21.16	lol
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I thought the funniest one was 'aspiring graphic designer.' FUCKING BURN
wham49 02.21.16	High School teacher of students with special needs Black Sabbath, Grateful Dead, Frank Zappa sorry, can't narrow down farther than that dealers choice
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	Geology major about 3 months away from graduating; there's a 90% chance that I'll have accepted a doctoral candidacy position within the next two weeks doing research in experimental petrology/planetary geology (fingers crossed so hard that they're basically bonded together at this point, but the outlook is positive). tbh I've been digging the shit out of the new Yeezy album this week, so let's go with that
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Petrology is some fun shit. I never expected to do well in that class but I aced it. I really struggled with Sedimentary Geology though.
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	Paleoclimatology was where it was at for me though. If you can look past all of the apocalyptic signs are pretend like we're not currently living through the beginning of a mass-extinction event precipitated by an unbelievably rapid climate shift.
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	literally the exact same thing happened to me fam like, I thought igpet was gonna be hard as shit and it absolutely was hard as shit but I ended up doing really well, and I also found out that my true love is igneous rocks. then I took sed/strat and it didn't feel like that hard of a class and I enjoyed most of it but I ended up doing only okay
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	y'all I dig paleontology, but it falls too close to sed/strat for me to be especially good at it. I am a crystalline man, through and through. I wish dinosaurs were more my jam, though.
Asdfp277 02.21.16	is ignimbrite some sort of sexy igneous rock
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I thought it was going be a lot more difficult than it was. It turns out that the things I had learned in Mineralogy clicked with me extremely well. I could look at an igneous rock under a microscope for 60 seconds and tell you everything that it was in it. It was probably the first time in college where I felt like I 'got it' 100 percent. It was especially funny because I had passed Mineralogy by the skin of my teeth. Our Min professor ended up coming with us on a field trip and whenever she asked the group questions I fucking smoked everyone. Neither she, nor I understood where all the answers were coming from. Sed was a different story. There were a couple kids in that class who were absolutely destined to get their doctorate degrees. The professor himself was a genius. I didn't hold a candle to any of them and it was painfully obvious. Oh well. It was a hell of a learning experience. Scraped by with a C.
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	paleontology is great fun. It makes Sed so much easier. Looking at core samples is a cinch when you have index fossils. They are a GODSEND.
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	My man, it sounds like there are many boxes of thin sections in your future should you choose to continue your geologizing past undergrad.
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	@asdfp it's basically a term for bigass pyroclastic deposits (like, the scary grey death clouds coming out of Mt St Helens are the shit that forms ignimbrites)
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I would be all about that. Give me some thin sections, a couple of red bulls and a sandwich and I will power on through until the morning light starts coming in through the lab windows.
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	I love looking at thin sections until about five hours in when I've seen one too many weathering textures that I can't fucking identify and I develop a beastly headache and it all just goes downhill from there. Sub five hours, though, and it's some dope shit.
ZippaThaRippa 02.21.16	I can attest to the headaches. I walk out of there feeling like I'm going blind and my skull is about to crack open. Definitely don't miss that part of it. And yeah, weathering textures are fucking bullshit.
Inveigh 02.21.16	a sling IT staffing/consulting services m/
Ovrot 02.21.16	librarian calc, a librarian
heck 02.21.16	"aspiring graphic designer" was probably a poor choice of words on my part since it implies I'm not a graphic designer already when I guess I technically am, just not a pro or anything yet. I've done some website graphics here and there and album artwork for a couple local bands but I'm still working on learning and improving. doing it as a profession is the end goal though.
romulanrancor 02.21.16	libraries shred hard m/m/m/
Asdfp277 02.21.16	good luck with that Hellscythe! ur a cool dude tbh >:]
TheSonomaDude 02.21.16	Jimmy Johns and a Mercedes dealership
heck 02.21.16	@Asdfp: thanks dude, appreciate it
Calc 02.21.16	updated again
Cisumla 02.21.16	Deep sea diver...ha, I wish. I work at Allmusic.com
Asdfp277 02.21.16	fav band bro, and allmusic :0 !
Calc 02.21.16	300! k sleep.
heck 02.21.16	hahaha, that new description works. I'll take it.
DoctorDoom 02.21.16	Some interesting jobs here. You're full of surprises Sputnik.
Tunaboy45 02.21.16	Yeah, always interesting to see what the people on here do for a living.
Tunaboy45 02.21.16	What do you write Arcade?
JigglyPDiddy 02.21.16	Studying Plastic Arts/Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Asdfp277 02.21.16	how u gon study gy!be
JigglyPDiddy 02.21.16	hahaha no, I mean that's my fav band
rockandmetaljunkie 02.21.16	Black Sabbath Student in the Merchant Marine Academy
Tunaboy45 02.21.16	Sounds good! Don't read much transgressive fiction myself unless you count Chuck Palahniuk, I can imagine writing for a career would be interesting.
Asdfp277 02.21.16	make it a hobby unless u make it big time
Tunaboy45 02.21.16	@Arcade That's fair enough, I'm interested in journalism myself- been studying English Language for a while now and it seems like something for me. Depending on how this next year and a half goes I might go on to study it at uni. Entertainment journalism would be an amazing experience, as would political.
Ignimbrite 02.21.16	fam I can't be the new Neil deGrasse Tyson if I don't have an obnoxious twitter account, I'll get on that asap
Calc 02.21.16	^ please? I wanna say I called it in 10 years
random 03.03.16	I was an usher at a local ballpark.
user 03.04.16	work at a hospital as a residential counselor for inpatient mental health patients.
user 03.04.16	but I spend my lunch breaks flipping dimes at the local elementary school
user 03.04.16	fuckin 8-year-olds love their stems nahmsayn
wacknizzle 03.05.16	I'm currently delivering pies while waiting for social/economic collapse then retreating to the forest to write black metal for trees
Calc 03.05.16	delivering pies where? it's important.
wacknizzle 03.05.16	vocelli pizza
RogueNine 03.05.16	"fam I can't be the new Neil deGrasse Tyson if I don't have an obnoxious twitter account" This is accurate.
SitarHero 03.05.16	Dictator of a small island nation in the South Pacific. Alice in Chains.