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30k + Art's 2018

30k comments on this site. not going to do anything stupid like i did after i hit 10k but here goes my 2018 ranked
34Pianos Become the Teeth
Wait For Love

oh how the mighty have fallen. zzzzzzzz. 2/5
33Harms Way (USA-IL)

heavy and dull, like most of their albums. 2.5/5

yup, they still haven't remembered how to make good music. 2.5/5
31Titus Andronicus
A Productive Cough

starts out strong but after that i have no idea wtf happened. biggest letdown of the year. 2.6/5
Nearer My God

all this makes me do is wanting to jam albatross. 2.8/5
29God Is an Astronaut

i don't even know why i'm listening to this band anymore because i absolutely know what they're going to do. it's ok, like most of their stuff but nothing more. 2.9/5
28Cult Leader
A Patient Man

i miss gaza. 3/5
Empty Black

surprisingly good for what it is but also kinda lol because of what it is. 3/5

auto pilot. 3/5

went into this with big hopes. came back disappointed. 3.1/5
Ordinary Corrupt Human Love

honestly, i kinda forgot this album existed. they are a bit too far up in their own asses at this point but i've always liked their style. 3.3/5
23Spanish Love Songs

captain we're sinking lite. 3.3/5
Time and Space

improvement over their debut but i doubt they are going to make a huge difference for me despite all the good qualities they have. 3.4/5
21The Body
I have fought against it, But I can’t any longer

the body aren't here to satisfy you. it's not beautiful but it's powerful. 3.5/5

they are starting to overstay their welcome, still like it a lot though. 3.5/5
19Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It

i don't quite see what everyone else seems to see in this but it's absolutely enjoyable. 3.5/5

i'm just a sucker for this kinda stuff but it's been done far better. 3.5/5
17Ezra Furman
Transangelic Exodus

extremely fun live which made me check this. nothing outstanding but definitely a jam. 3.5/5

still creeps me out. 3.6/5
Further Still

they really caught everyone's attention with the previous album. this is yet another solid outing but not quite as interesting. 3.6/5
14Birds in Row
We Already Lost The World

still not quite on the level of their debut but great stuff. fossils wins soty. 3.7/5

thank god these guys are back. 3.8/5
12Nils Frahm
All Melody

another beautiful motherfucker from him. nils can do no wrong. 3.8/5

i really need to jam this more, probably a grower like most of their albums. 3.8/5
10Closer (US)
All This Will Be

this chick singer really delivers. 3.8/5
9Parquet Courts
Wide Awake

always been a fan of them, just fun all around. 4/5

heavy as shit, like really heavy. 4/5
7The Ocean
Phanerozoic I: Palaeozoic

an improvement over their last few albums, and more in style with precambrian which i love. 4/5
6The Armed
Only Love

forgot that they had released a new album, and i'm pissed that i did. 4/5
5Self Defense Family
Have You Considered Punk Music

finally a consistently great album from these fuckers. 4/5
4Heavy Weather
We Still Have So Much Left To Lose

one of the few bands these days trying to make emo interesting again, and excelling at that. 4/5

i love ulcerate so you do the math. 4/5
You Won't Get What You Want

i kinda disliked where this band was heading but i'm not so disappointed anymore, this is great. 4/5
Joy as an Act of Resistance

by far the most fun album of the year. 4.2/5
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