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| Emo House
Bravo is proud to present a brand new reality TV show brought to you by the producers of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills. What happens when you gather ten Emos from very different walks of life and bring them together in a single home? In this cutting edge social experiment, watch as they learn to live together while engaging in a series of creative tasks, including competitive mixtape curations and poetry writing. Remember to call in each week to vote for your favourite emo, the emo with the least votes will be eliminated from the house and their tumblr page will be deleted. Tune in now...to Emo House. | | 1 |  | Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Day One: The group has entered the house and made their introductions. Kyle has been lecturing Bryan on how midwest emo isn't "real emo". Michelle and Devin are connecting over their respective ukulele cap'n'jazz covers. Casey sat in the garden and coloured in his Converse trainers.
Diary room - Kyle
"He's, like, totally trying to, like, talk down to me or something. Drive like Jehu? I'd rather drive off a cliff. I, like, literally don't know if I can, like, take four weeks of this. I just, like, need to chill out and listen to, like, some Empire! Empire! or something.” | | 2 |  | Departures
Death Touches Us, From The Moment We Begin To Love
Day Two: Tabitha has been assigned to laundry duty and has accidentally bleached Owen and Josh's flannel shirts. An unclaimed pair of Vans has been found behind the sofa and Katie and Stephanie are both arguing over who they belong to. Todays task is to name five bands that haven't been cancelled.
Diary Room - Tabitha
"I did them a favour, really. Yellow is so last year, who do they think they are? The Kinsella brothers? It's totally misogynistic anyways, making the girl do the laundry. I just wish I had a chance to bleach Bryan's and Kyle's as well.” | | 3 |  | The Hotelier
Home, Like NoPlace Is There
Day Three: Tensions rise as the housemates argue over which Brand New album is the best. Michelle and Devin write poems for each other. Casey pokes holes in his hoodie and kicks stones around the garden.
Diary Room: Casey
“..." | | 4 |  | The Wrens
The Meadowlands
Day Four: Michelle and Devin fall out while arguing over his bootcut jeans. Katie and Josh confess to each that they don't really like Emo music all that much. Stephanie writes an open letter to her parents. Todays task is emo karaoke. Kyle performs For Want Of by Rites of Spring and karate kicks Coco Pops off the kitchen counter.
Diary Room - Michelle
"Boot cuts? BOOT CUTS? What next? Suede slippers and tracksuit bottoms? Next."
Diary Room - Stephanie
"It's not a phase, mom.” | | 5 |  | American Football
American Football
Day Five: Bryan and Michelle have entered a relationship. Katie and Owen console Devin by quoting La Dispute lyrics. Tabitha and Josh are still arguing about the ruined flannel shirts. Kyle lectures a mostly silent Casey about DC hardcore.
All voting has closed, we can now reveal that the first Emo to be eliminated from the house is... | |
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