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How To Actually Pick Up Women

Here's a real list for all you lonely suckers out there.
The Moon is a dead world

First, you gotta prepare for the situation. Always wear mems armour because you
don't want the bitches to think you're some free playing pleb. So don't wear rune and
for the love of god wear mems armour. Even wear Bandos. Bitches love Bandos.
Gray Light

Rune Scimitars won't pick up shit, bitches love Chaotic Mauls. Trust me, i have had
thousands of Runescape girlfriends and when they see your huge as chaotic maul,
they will get wet. instantly. If you're a poor free playing pleb, just get the fuck out. It
costs money to get bitches but in the end its worth it.
3Sika Redem

Now that you have the gear, you gotta go to where the action's at. Most girl-next-
door types will hang around Varrock. If you're feeling exotic, try going to Al Kharid,
I've gotten tons of pussy from shouting Karim's kebabs to the ladies. You just gotta
know where to go.
Life From Dead Limbs

Pick-Up lines. Now, to properly pick up girls, you gotta know how to talk. Girls don't
like pussies who talk about feelings, they want a real man. Real pick-up lines are...
Do you have 99 attack? because you can't stop hitting me.
Do you have 99 magic? because im caught under your spell.
Are you a cosmic rune? because you are enchanting.
Talk like this, and bitches will be all over you.
5Wow, Owls!
Pick Your Patterns

Congratulations! You now have a runescape girlfriend! Wipe those doritos off your
shirt and ask your mother to give you a drink. You deserve it!
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