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The Perfect Steak

How does Sputnik like their steak cooked?
1Jean Louis Costes
Fecal Master


Well Done: Completely ruined, sapped of any flavour and way too tough. If you like
your steak done this way you may as well eat your own shit.
2Nickelback
Silver Side Up


Medium-Well: Better bit still past the point of no return, not recommended.
3Metallica
Metallica


Medium: Still enjoyable but lacking in flavour.
4Death
Symbolic


Medium-Rare: The perfect steak, perfect mix of raw flavour and texture.
5Rippikoulu
Musta Seremonia


Rare: A bit raw for my taste, but still very nice. A bit inconsistent and the juices
haven't started flowing properly yet.
6Anaal Nathrakh
The Codex Necro


Blue: Still mooing, meat retains that jelly like texture. For carnivores and people
who like to torture small animals only.
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