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Best And Worst Pokemon Ranked

Since no one ive seen can fucking do this right, I'm going to do this myself. I have ranked the pokemon, the 10 best, and the 10 worst. And only from generation 1 and 2 because everyone knows those were the only two good ones and everything after that blew cock as hard as neutralthunder does.rfirst the 10 best, then the 10 worst
25 Band

that is correct or fuck you
24 Band

There we go
23 Band
22 Band
21 flowers

10. Sunkern
wow this looks fucking retarded i swear and it has no use besides making me want to beat its brains out ahghhhhhhhhh
20Boys Like Girls
Love Drunk

9. Grimer
annoying as fuck it should jsut evolve already
19 cant you be
more creative?

8. Stantler
This is a fucking deer this is a fucking deer this is a fucking deer and it sucks. seriously you ran out of ideas
California 37

7. Golbat
Same fucking thing as zubat its just useless unless you want to catch a fucking abra or legendary but who wants one of those anyways?
17 Chelsea Grin
some scene kid deathcore shit that sounds the same as other scene kid deathcore shit

6. Hoothoot
just looks silly as fuck
16 Design The Skyline

5. Abra
oh im gonna catch it OH FUCK NO YOURE NOT jesus this thing can do nothing but teleport and you cant fucking catch it unless you have a fucking golbat to fucking stare at its dick to mesmerize it.
15 Creed
I love jesus almost as much as i love jesus

4. Tentacool
OH MY GOD THEYRE FUCKING EVERYWHERE the fucking zubat of the water
14 Nicelback
All the Right Fucking Reasons

3. Hoppip
the out of water fucking version of a fucking magikarp it just does fucking nothing why did they make it fuck
13 fuck

2. Zubat
aghhh theyre fucking everywhere ever second your in a fucking cave godammit its like your a fucking zubat magnet and they fucking suck and theyre useless as shit aghhhh
12 useless shit

cmon you had to see this coming its literally retarded it cant even fucking move holy fuck
11 Alright

now the fucking worst pokemon ever
10Love Through Cannibalism

10. Caterpie
Cause if its on level 100 its so fucking good if you use stringshot the other guy wont even be able to touch you before hes dead as shit. And it evolves into this album.
9The Dillinger Escape Plan
Miss Machine

9. Xatu
obviously the coolest psychic type and partly cause i had one that was just so good that it won and its got this sick ass robe/cloak or some shit. rules.
8Car Bomb

8. Gyrados
album is related cause gyrados is just fucking psycho and goes rage all over the place and its even available in a fucking red sparkly version how cool is that???
7 Sigur Ros
( )

7. Suicune
cause its the sickest looking legendary and crystal version rules hard
6 Pantera
Buttfucking Cowboys From Hell

6. Machamp
This thing is just a beast it'll beat the shit out of anything.
5Rise Against
Siren Song of the Counter Culture

5. Gengar
holy fuck its a ghost and a sick one too how could you not win everything when you just use psychic, hypnosis, and dream eater holy shit.
4The Venetia Fair
The Circus

4. Kingdra
are you fucking kidding me a big ass water dragon fuck yeah rules so hard but i dont feel like trading a seadra with a dragon scale most of the time so i just cloned it.
3I Am The Avalanche
Avalanche United

3. Typhlosion
A more badass fire pokemon was never invented.
necessary moves:
fire wheel
that will beat every elite 4 ember
Are You Shpongled?

2. Dragonite
Cause it rules and cause i cloned 103 of them and cause its all fucking cuddly and shit.
1Negura Bunget

1. Tyranitar
Obviously its fucking tyranitar it can do fucking anything and it looks sick its pretty much the best pokemon ever.
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