Killerhit
03.26.12 | Hey.. wanna hear something funny? I used to think drinking coffee was wrong. Wanna know why? Because APPARENTLY, a tribe of ancient Jews lived in America, created huge civilizations, and were visited by Christ. But THEN, they disappeared, leaving no archaeological trace of themselves, EXCEPT for golden plates, who were dug up by a FARMER who wrote down AMONGST OTHER THINGS, that hot drinks are not for the body or belly, so I can't have a CUP of COFFEE! HAH.
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BlueW
03.26.12 | it serves no real purpose anyway, sure if you like the taste it's good but to rely on caffeine as your source of energy isn't that great of an idea |
ILJ
03.26.12 | That wasn't funny.
I love coffee. |
eternium
03.26.12 | lol mormons
lol Mitt |
Killerhit
03.26.12 | You think I find it funny? I can't have a CUP of COFFEE.
WANNA KNOW WHY? |
UnnamedOcean
03.26.12 | Yerrr der coffe stuunts yurr greeerth. |
Killerhit
03.26.12 | "Life is a musical. You just gotta find the lyrics. And sing them out loud at Starbucks." ~Toby Turner |
Killerhit
03.26.12 | I know. I just had 12 fraps. |
drewcordova
03.26.12 | You're genius if you can fap to all of those fraps |
someguest
03.26.12 | I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT
KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT |
Killerhit
03.26.12 | Everyone is full of shit. Wanna know why? Because APPARENTLY.. |
ncguitar
03.26.12 | You're trying too hard. |
ohfoxxxycole
03.26.12 | good list |
coneren
03.26.12 | i agree with foxxxy |
Scoot
03.26.12 | oh my god man so funny i'm not even done laughing yet |
bakkermaarten007
03.26.12 | I fall asleep on coffee. It's true. |
sneakers
06.15.23 | unhinged thread tbh |
