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World War Z Is Terrible

I went into the theater with absolutely no expectations and still left disappointed. Girlfriend liked it, but she doesn't know shit about zombies. Listed a few reasons why this movie sucks below...
1White Zombie
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Brad P(sh)itt runs to the top of the building in Newark to the helicopter evac. He
gets some zombie blood in his mouth, runs to the edge and counts to 12 to see if
he changes so he can throw himself off if he does... If people change in exactly 12
seconds and he actually counted to 12, he'd have been too late. He should have
jumped BEFORE he got to 12. I wish he had.
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The foreign doctor (whatever he was) that Pitt was suppose to be escorting. He
trips and shoots himself in the head. What the fuck. Just a random and pointless
character that they at first gave all this importance to, then boom he's gone
nevermind about him. Plus that whole speech he gave about "mother nature is a
serial killer, she leaves little bread crumbs because she wants to get caught" was
so fucking stupid and nonsensical.
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The pacing of the movie was absolutely horrible. It started off well enough, peaked
with the Israel scene and the plane crash. Then all the W.H.O. center scenes were
slow and boring and had no suspense at all. Went out on a whimper.
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The Mexican boy who loses his family and tags along with Pitt's family. Doesn't he
care that his entire family just got killed? He seemed so bored and aloof that I
couldn't give a shit less about him being saved.
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The horrible zombie actors. The CGI zombies actually were preferable to the human
actors. The chomper zombie at the end, the black lady scientist zombie, and one
zombie shown on the surveillance camera who I-shit-you-not looked like he was
banging his elbow on a door over and over then howling in pain. Worst 'zombies' I've
seen in a movie since.. some other shitty zombie movie.
6White Zombie
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The zombies don't attack weak/sick people. This concept just doesn't work in a
zombie movie. They could have made this another 'rage virus' type movie, taken
out any references to 'zombies' and it would have made the movie passable. But
no, a zombie can instantly tell (even while running full speed) that someone has
chicken pocks or gonorrhea and doesn't attack them. So fucking dumb.
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The simple fact that the studio wanted to cash in on the current zombie craze and
put a well-known genre book on the big screen. This movie is WWZ in name alone.
"But Cip, you wouldn't be able to make a movie just like the book. It'd be slow and
boring and completely different". You're right. Firstly, this movie shouldn't have
been made. Secondly, any idiot who has read the book could have made a movie
more loyal and more interesting than this piece of shit.
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The ending voiceover. Pitt says this isn't over. Really? You made a cure and
showed a bunch of scenes of people fighting back and winning. It didn't paint the
dismal tone that it wasn't over (or that the worst was over).
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