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You Suck (again)

One more list of artists whose popularity I haven't understood yet, plus some dishonourable mentions. Fans of these bands: please don't feel offended, come on. I'm not insulting YOU. You also insult bands I like and I don't get all butthurt.
1Design the Skyline

Oh, this sucks so much. Look at them. Look at the dude that they kicked out - he barely knows how to talk, and he already thinks he's metal.
Am I the only person that cries when sees this?
2Five Finger Death Punch
American Capitalist

People were saying that they're influenced by Slipknot and whatever. I decided that I should somehow check them out. I listened to ONE SONG of theirs and I thought "well, this isn't bad...". Then I checked this out. A commercial pile of crap, totally worthy of its title. And Lamborghini should sue them for putting a Superveloce in the cover.
Thank God it's not a black one or I'd flip.
3My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade

Forgot about this in the first list.
4Tokio Hotel

Pop commercial rubbish idiots destroy emo burn kill suck hate.
This is so bad that it makes you ignore correct grammar. Were way too popular in the place I come from, the fact that nobody cares about this crap anymore proves how bad it is.
Cinco Diablo

It's funny how these guys get to make songs for wrestling events. Poor quality entertainment likes poor quality entertainment.

It's sad but true: mallcore isn't dead yet, we need more true extreme metal accesible to teenagers so it can finally die.
7Every Time I Die
New Junk Aesthetic

False hardcore + noisecore + Southern rock = no.
8Bleeding Through
Bleeding Through

Dishonourable mention #1: "I think we're a hardcore band and I'll never say we are a metal band, we're all hardcore kids and we came from the hardcore scene. Ours is just a different version of hardcore, we're trying to do something which adds a different variety to the hardcore scene, which has been sounding the same way for so long." Dude...whatever you're doing...it's not hardcore...and trust me...I'm not the only person that's gonna tell you that.

Dishonourable mention #3: what the hell was the idea here?
10 Korn
The Path to Totality

Dishonourable mention #3: I have a lot of respect for this guys, and Jonathan Davis in particular (even if he helped LB to rise to success). Otherwise this would be in the top of the list. Dubstep music? Seriously? The most annoying thing I've heard lately.
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