ILJ: Roommates | Sputnikmusic

ILJ 09.09.12	I apologize for bitching, but goddamn does he drive me fucking crazy.
KILL 09.09.12	why not tell him to sort his shit out prob solved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trebor. 09.09.12	Tell him he won't get laid if he acts like that
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	I'm moving in with my friend next month! :D it'll be like a sleepover except it will last longer than a night! Lol XD
ILJ 09.09.12	We have roommate agreements coming up soon so I'm gonna lay down some rules. He's also left the room unlocked when he's left for class and nobody was here. That shit's just unacceptable.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	@Concubinary: And you'll end up hating each other for tiny bad habits you both never noticed until you spend an extended time with each other. In response to this, you'll end up trying to fuck his gf, or vise versa, and shit will deteriorate until your apartment could be mistaken for hell on earth.
menawati 09.09.12	Once had a housemate who worked as a make up artist for transvestites and one of her clients moved in too. Was a bit odd. But he kept buying me beer so it was ok.
North0House2 09.09.12	Sounds exactly like my little bro, and I have to share a room with him lol. My goal is to never have a roommate, we'll see how that goes.
ILJ 09.09.12	My other roommate is completely fine. He's usually gone so I'm assuming he must feel the same way I do so he tries to avoid being here as much as possible. Lol Dnor.
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	@dnor naw were tight.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	I said the same thing back in the day.... His disappearance goes unsolved to this day.
Chortles 09.09.12	"leaves puddles all over the bathroom floor when he showers" lmao one of my suitemates does this, it's so annoying and gross especially because it makes the bathroom even more moist and smelly. my roommate and i are friends from high school though so we're fine
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	And it won't be an apartment but a little house where rent is $500 a month so hell probably spend most his paycheck on weed so I doubt he will give a shit about me doing something like peeing in the shower.
ILJ 09.09.12	"lmao one of my suitemates does this, it's so annoying and gross especially because it makes the bathroom even more moist and smelly. my roommate and i are friends from high school though so we're fine" I think moist and smelly is the worst combination of words in the english language. But yeah, my roommates were high school friends last year and we didn't really have many problems, besides the one hitting snooze on his alarm fucking twenty times (that's not even an exaggeration either)
North0House2 09.09.12	Lol peeing in the shower is so kvlt. I used to pee in every shower I could get myself into. It was my way to mark territory. Like a dog.
ILJ 09.09.12	I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that. In fact I think a lot of people probably do that. It's just so easy.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	I peed in the shower once but my gf complained about how it was "getting on her feet." so I had to stop.
ILJ 09.09.12	I hate it when that happens. Bitches just don't listen.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	I was like, just clear a path, it's going to move towards the drain but she was like "I'm taking a bath, not a shower, you asshole...." No pleasing women.
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	"there are two kinds of people in this world: people who pee in showers and fucking LIARS!"
North0House2 09.09.12	It feels natural too. Like, I can pee with the streams of water, so I feel like I'm part waterfall.
Maniac! 09.09.12	Wearing Dre Beats is where you cross the line!
taxidermist 09.09.12	Why do you hate his Beats? lol
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	The same reason I hate people who use Alienware computers.
ILJ 09.09.12	Because generally people that own beats think they know a ton about music and shit when they usually don't. It bothers me. Plus they're like $100 too expensive. It's more of a nitpicking thing honestly. They're all over the fucking place here on campus, like seriously. I see more beats than I do earbuds or other headphones. It's crazy.
ILJ 09.09.12	"The same reason I hate people who use Alienware computers." Fucking lol, he has an alienware computer too.
Maniac! 09.09.12	"The same reason I hate people who use Alienware computers." This "Because generally people that own beats think they know a ton about music and shit when they usually don't. It bothers me. Plus they're like $100 too expensive." And this
R6Rider 09.09.12	why not tell him to sort his shit out prob solved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah what Kill said. Tell him what's up and lay down the law.
taxidermist 09.09.12	oh, ok. Gotcha, lol.
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	I like the noise isolating earbuds that are like 15 bucks. I don't spend anything much more than that.
ILJ 09.09.12	I dropped $150 on my Senns, but I actually did my research. Most beats owners see the high price tag (and flashy douchebag looks) and assume high price = high quality.
ConcubinaryCode 09.09.12	I recently had a cheap $10 pair that lasted two years. I got skull candies for my birthday a few years back that lasted like 5 months.
Chortles 09.09.12	that's pretty much the same reason i hate people with beats so your rationale is reasonable
TMobotron 09.09.12	Dude if he's making a shared room messy/smelly, you need to just tell him. Be as nice as possible about it but just explain that you have to deal with it too. Roommates suck pretty often though it seems. My current roommate was my best bud in high school. We lived in the dorms together which was a fucking nightmare - he's one of those real clingy high maintenance dudes who always wants to be interacting and doing stuff, can never just relax or entertain himself. It wasn't intolerable before because I didn't see him all the time. But being in the same room with that took it's fucking toll - no peace to be had. Fast forward to now, 3 years later, I've moved in with him again because: he's charging almost nothing for rent, there's a 3rd guy there, and I have my own room where I can isolate myself if need be so I thought it'd be okay. Wrong. Even when I'm in my room with my door closed he'll stand outside and talk to me about how his day was, ask me what I'm doing, ask me if I want to go do something and then whine about it when I don't. I do stuff with him plenty often too, but he's insane. He has a girlfriend but he's still just so starved for attention and he asks me to go along with them when they go on dates. No: leave me the fuck alone for 2 seconds of your life please. /rant, sorry, but fuck that guy. P.S. His girlfriend is here right now and he just asked me through my closed door if I want to go eat and see a movie with them WHILE I WAS MAKING THIS POST. I know his GF doesn't want me there as a 3rd wheel but he's just oblivious.
Chortles 09.09.12	lol it sounds like you might need to take your own advice and tell him that you need space or something
TMobotron 09.09.12	just tabbed over to facebook to see he messaged me (his bedroom is directly next to mine) saying "tom, just come to the movie". lol.
Recspecs 09.09.12	He sounds messy, how is the sex?
TMobotron 09.09.12	Oh I have, which was a difficult conversation - the problem is that it's his personality so it's tough to just be like "hey man can you not be the way you are"? But I have, and actually for awhile we were going real strong, he left me alone when I clearly didn't wanna be bothered and wouldn't plead with me if I didn't want to do something, but within the last month or so he's just lost all control again and we're back to square 1 it seems.
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	"where I can isolate myself if need be so I thought it'd be okay. Wrong. Even when I'm in my room with my door closed he'll stand outside and talk to me about how his day was, ask me what I'm doing, ask me if I want to go do something and then whine about it when I don't." He's probably afraid that you're going to be the next James Holmes, and doesn't want that shit on his conscience when you go kill innocent people.
TMobotron 09.09.12	Lol, if I become the next James Holmes it will be because he drove me to insanity, and he'll be the first to go.
Deviant. 09.09.12	@TMob: your roommate sounds like the one night stand that wont go away
AtomicWaste 09.09.12	[quote]Roommate agreements[/quote] Aww, you Freshmen are so cute. I had a roommate my Freshman year who was virtually never there. It was great. Except that when he was there, he would stay up until 6 AM playing Modern Warfare screaming the most vile, racist shit at people over the internet for killing him. He sounded (and looked like) the World of Warcraft kid. He was always rather polite to me, but he would leave his drunk girlfriend who couldn't drive back to campus out late and leave her hanging when she called for a ride. Not just like... a few minutes, but like 3 hours after repeated phone calls. It was pretty supreme douchebaggery. He wanted to room with me again the next year, but I had made some excellent friends who I lived with. Then I became an RA and I started dealing with freshman problems like this one. First off, you're going to have to try to talk it out. Contracts are a good time to do this, since they prompt the issue. The longer you wait, the shittier it'll be. If that doesn't work, involve the RA. If you still feel like nothing's getting solved, go request to be moved. You can't have your roommate moved, so don't even ask. Of course, if you move, you play the lotto on who your next roommate will be, too, and chances are their roommate didn't like them either. But it could be for different reasons, so there's that. Though I did know a girl who went through about 80 roommates including one really nasty looking bitch who had a three way in front of her (which is disgusting if you knew what this girl looked like) and never found one she agreed with. Mostly that's cause she was a total bitch, but that's another story altogether. Good luck, anyone with roommate woes. If you're still a frosh, it gets way easier once you know who you're living with, but I still had issues even my senior year since I have a very good friend who is an absurd neatfreak and I am much more relaxed about things. We will never live together again, but I have lots of other friends I know I could live with in a heartbeat.
InsufficientErection 09.09.12	sounds hawt
GodL1ke 09.09.12	fuck you people with shit against alienware. beats can go suck dick
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	alienware, for people who want to pay $3,500 for a computer they could build for $1,000 themselves.
GodL1ke 09.09.12	lol if you have 10 million dollars spending a few extra thousand doesnt hurt. i dont use an alienware myself but dont hate on people just coz they like to spend
guitarnater 09.09.12	kill him in his sleep problem solved
ReturnOfTheDnor 09.09.12	Yeah, but for the 3,500 they spent on that alienware was some of the dumbest ways to spend 3,500....ranking in right ahead of lighting 3,500 on fire.
ILJ 09.09.12	"Aww, you Freshmen are so cute." Who said I was a freshman? I'm a 2nd year, I just don't mind living on campus. Actually like it to be honest. The only reason I have these roommates is because I was antisocial as fuck last year and didn't make friends, which has already changed this year. But yeah, I'm bringing these things up during the roommate agreement. Plus the RA for our floor loves me so that'll help too. I'm slowly getting used to it though. Everything else I can deal with, it's just that the messiness and not locking the door thing needs to stop pronto.
TMobotron 09.09.12	"your roommate sounds like the one night stand that wont go away" It really is like that. Stage 5 clinger.
GodL1ke 09.09.12	that is your opinion (and a pretty poor one tbh). its just fucking money in the end and with or without it we're gonna die and rot so why give it that much importance? lay back and watch others get worked up and space out a bit
ILJ 09.09.12	I've never had a one night stand. What's it like?
Apollo 09.09.12	get a new roommate problem solved shit look at me, I'm a fucking genious
ILJ 09.09.12	It's not that easy.
GodL1ke 09.09.12	hooray for apollo p.s. try not to have kids
stereonpl11 09.09.12	In my school the majority of us are living in a student residence. You have your own room, which is 9 square meters, so very small, but it's more appropriate if you want to have more independance. It turned out that my floormates are very nice and three of them play the guitar, so I couldn't ask for more :) Nice list by the way.
Hyperion1001 09.09.12	my roommate left my dorm cause i yelled at him one night for being a fucking pussy got a free room all to myself it was sweet as tits
AtomicWaste 09.10.12	Ah, well, not having friends first year from being antisocial makes it make sense, then. It's been my experience that only freshman do roommate agreements. The ones you get from sophomores are just a joke. Our roommate agreements had a bunch of prompts like "I prefer that the room be _________________" and one group gave me "jellied at all times." Yeah. They pretty much all looked like that. I think I referenced a roommate agreement a total of once or twice in three years.
NoMeansYes 09.10.12	Some twat I lived with in the third year of uni thought he was a fucking DJ and used to "mix his sets" late at night when he KNEW some of us had exams the day after, he called himself DJ bubs, yeah wtf and was never booked for gig ever. He knew he was gonna fail his own exams as well and rather than eat the fail like a man he deliberately broke his hand by slamming it in a door the day before, and made one of my other housemates drive him to the hospital at 3:00am on the day of the drivers exam. total cuntstain I hope i never see his bitch tits again.
ILJ 09.11.12	Damn. That makes my roommate sound like the patron saint of roommates. What the fuck.