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Pit Is Back

And he's bringing his predictions of what might happen now that he's back in South Florida. Suck it, Trebek!

Balls and Pit will meet for the first time, followed by what can only be described as "more
destruction than the Watts riots." 1 in 2.
2By the Grace of God

Pit will invade the Miami Dolphins facilities in Davie, where he will begin a game of Russian
Roulette with the stephen ross, tony sparano, jeff ireland, and chad henne. Whoever wins is
allowed to stay; the competitors, however, don't know that the chamber is fully loaded. 1 in 10
3La Quiete

Pit will meet John Hanson, and a battle of wits will ensue. When Hanson inevitably wins, Pit will
invoke the Guido inside of him, and Hanson will find himself "sleeping with the fishes." 1 in 4
Come to Grief

Pit will get mad at all of the Cubans, and then barricade himself in his apartment, claiming it to
be a new nation where English is not only a requirement, but usage of any other lamguage is
punishable by death. 1 in 5
5Frank Turner
England Keep My Bones

Pit will get a job, and live a normal life. 1 in 1,000,000,000,000
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