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My Perfect Girl

Yeah I know this list has been made before, but I don't want to be that guy and bump old threads. All done in the anti-spirit of post-Valentine's Day.
Room Noises

Have an appreciation for football (soccer).

Doesn't mind me playing the hell out of FIFA 12, Bioshock Infinite, Grand Theft Auto V, etc.
3Natalie Imbruglia
Left of the Middle

Have a decent taste in music, or at least have open ears.
Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill

Will eat a box of Pecan Sandies with me.
5Laura Stevenson and the Cans
Sit Resist

Will tweet me inappropriate pick up lines about 9/11.
6Gabrielle Aplin
Never Fade

A girl almost as vulgar as me, but if she is exactly the same or worse it would be weird.
7The Tallest Man on Earth
The Wild Hunt

I'm 6'3, so a chick at least to my shoulders would be dandy.

A chick who will watch Mean Girls with me whenever I am depressed.
9Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch

A girl who will drink beer with me and watch the Arsenal matches.
10The Veronicas
Hook Me Up

Likes to party.
Far East Necromancers

A girl willing to consummate our relationship, but not a sex crazed whore or some chastity belt toting Southern Baptist.
Fixed At Zero

Logically sound/smart. No way in hell could I have a dumbass girlfriend.
13Eyes Set To Kill
Broken Frames

Likes good TV shows like Archer, Blue Mountain State, The Walking Dead, etc.

A woman who will let me rest my head in her lap when I have drank too much and am crying about how I have failed my family, religion, teammates, friends, etc.
15Shining (SWE)
V - Halmstad

Hates black metal as much as I do m/
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