Recspecs
02.15.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ-omMi-WMs
Ayyyeee yooooo where my haters at? |
Trebor.
02.15.12 | 1 is a deal breaker for me
she has to hate soccer
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BigHans
02.15.12 | Have an appreciation for football (soccer).
LOL for that being your number 1 |
BigHans
02.15.12 | and dude, just give up and call it soccer already, youre an American. Americans call it soccer. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | I did that for all of the non-American users Hans.
It is in no particular order by the way. |
Pharoh
02.15.12 | lol 14 |
BigHans
02.15.12 | Good luck with 2. That wont happen. Women hate video games. |
BigHans
02.15.12 | lol 14 |
bloc
02.15.12 | I think 12 and 13 are in conflict with each other. Or 12 is in conflict with more than half of this list. |
DominionMM1
02.15.12 | 12 isn't very likely, either. |
Maniac!
02.15.12 | Wow.
This list is pathetic. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "Good luck with 2. That wont happen. Women hate video games."
I don't play as much as I used to, it would just be a nice bonus.
"I think 12 and 13 are in conflict with each other."
Lol, potentially. |
devious
02.15.12 | U got a twitter. Whats yo twitter. I'll tweet you inappropriate 9/11 shit all day. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | @LukeSarazine
Fair warning, whenever Arsenal plays I tweet like a mother fucker. |
BigHans
02.15.12 | Fair warning, whenever Arsenal plays I tweet like a mother fucker.
^LMFAO |
devious
02.15.12 | I just started Twittering. Tweeting. Whatever. And it's ok. I'm a fan of Chelsea on facebook. Whoever updates that shit is like...Cech picks his nose. 23rd Minute. Let's go Blue!" it's annoying as fuck I can deal.
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devious
02.15.12 | yeah, ok I'm following you now. Like Right behind on you on the twitter. |
Masochist
02.15.12 | "Will eat a box of Pecan Sandies with me."
Essential. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "Fair warning, whenever Arsenal plays I tweet like a mother fucker. ^LMFAO"
Lol what?
"16. she's Baseline"
Mmmm she(?) knows my heart like no other. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Lol. I disagree. I know several HAWT girls with great personalities. |
devious
02.15.12 | Sad but True.^ |
Shuyin
02.15.12 | your perfect girl:
makes you unable to say a word when youre with her, doesnt leave your mind when youre not with her. |
Tyrael
02.15.12 | 'Hates black metal as much as I do m/'
fag |
BigHans
02.15.12 | that was the best part of his list Tyrael |
someguest
02.15.12 | "your perfect girl:
makes you unable to say a word when youre with her, doesnt leave your mind when youre not with her"
truest shit in this thread |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Shuyin wins thread. End of story. |
Rev
02.15.12 | Redhead, German, and tsundere >_> |
PistolPete
02.15.12 | "Doesn't mind me playing the hell out of FIFA 12, Bioshock Infinite, Grand Theft Auto V, etc."
My buddy's ex gf used to say she was fine with him playing FIFA 12 a lot, and he would always ask "are you sure?" and she said yeah.
1 year later, she dumps the poor sucker out of no where saying "she wanted more of a relationship blah blah blah all you do is play FIFA"...so...be careful, not many girls are DTWF (down to watch fifa) |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Lol. Hoes will be hoes. LET'S FIFA 12!! Haha |
PistolPete
02.15.12 | Lol im also 6'3" but prefer smaller girls for some reason, easier to pin against things like beds and walls without much resistance :P |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | I dont mind short girls I kinda have a thing for long legs haha, but I can't stand skinny girls. |
Aristotle
02.15.12 | girls = too mainstream |
Funeralopolis
02.15.12 | gotta be obese |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "girls = too mainstream"
Gay?
"Gotta be obese"
Sorry, Adele would be the thickest I'd ever go. Although there is a fat chick in one of my classes who is asking for it. |
Aristotle
02.15.12 | gotta be obese [2]
On a serious note, short girls with medium legth hair = fucking sexy |
AngelofDeath
02.15.12 | 15 shouldn't be a problem. |
Hyperion1001
02.15.12 | no every real woman likes bm |
Tyrael
02.15.12 | if only |
BigHans
02.15.12 | I would be literally afraid to nail a chick that likes bm |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | No every real woman hates metal period. |
Jash
02.15.12 | My perfect girl decides she wants to fuck me minutes into our first listen of the new Burial EP just to make the first listen more special... god I love my girl |
AlexanDerp
02.15.12 | You didn't talk much about the way she has to look. |
Apollo
02.15.12 | "Good luck with 2. That wont happen. Women hate video games."
False. My wife loves video games as much if not more than I do. Also soccer is fucking awful. |
Funeralopolis
02.15.12 | I've met numerous chicks who like video games. Not that I even like video games myself. |
Hyperion1001
02.15.12 | if you dont like metal you suck its a proven fact sorry |
PistolPete
02.15.12 | Skinny girls is too generalized. I don't like skinny girls if they make no effort to stay healthy and fit. Fit/Skinny girls who go to the gym? Yes...
But I'm the same: some meat on their bones > no meat (limit would also be adele haha) |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Lol I mean chicks that have zero meat. Skin and bone is gross as hell. |
Acanthus
02.15.12 | I don't think I could list what would make a good girlfriend, I just know it when I find it. |
PistolPete
02.15.12 | ^ aww acanthus that's real nice that's what that is |
Kimm
02.15.12 | Well then.
I am not your girl. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | I said that would be my perfect girl, lol if a girl isn't exactly like that it is okay. |
Kimm
02.15.12 | 1, 7, 8, 12, 15
Possibly 1, 2, 3, and 14
For number 4 uhhh what's the calorie count? ;) |
Acanthus
02.15.12 | @pwalcher - don't get me wrong I can be as superficial as the next guy, and as a ground rule if you weigh much more than me I'm not going to give you a second glance. Thinking back to how I met my gf I really don't know how she "qualified" as being gf potential, it just happened. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Not sure, but I can eat alot of them and still run a 5:30 mile so....? Plus beer. I drink alot of that too haha so count those calories.
All of my past girlfriends have had at least 3 of these qualities. |
Kimm
02.15.12 | QUESTION! QUESTION!
Ideal weight for a girl who is 5'7 ?? |
Auschwitz
02.15.12 | the worst thing ever is girls who have that fairy tale mentality and think that theyre going to find that perfect guy and live happily ever after. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | @Acanthus I don't have any qualifications, lol it's not like women fill out applications to date me. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "Ideal weight for a girl who is 5'7 ??"
Is this a trick question?
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PistolPete
02.15.12 | @kimm: do with this what you will, i'll look away
http://www.brianmac.co.uk/idealw.htm |
Kimm
02.15.12 | "Is this a trick question?"
If you're asking if I am 5'7 and wondering how much you think I should weigh, then yes.
But I won't be offended by what you think! |
Kimm
02.15.12 | "http://www.brianmac.co.uk/idealw.htm"
Those are some really wide ranges... |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | In between 119 and 159? =D |
Kimm
02.15.12 | Screw that I'm aiming for 111. |
PistolPete
02.15.12 | meh, makes the test easier to pass =P you also need wider ranges to account for different lifestyles/fitness
ppl who run more will be skinnier and lighter, people who workout the whole body will gain muscle in more places and therefore weight...but each is still considered healthy |
FromDaHood
02.15.12 | If I had a vagina I'd be your dream girl |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Thanks Hood thats comforting.
Kim are you 111? |
BallsToTheWall
02.16.12 | I there was a girl out there that was as much of a belligerent asshole as I was......I would be set. |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | Look no further Balls. Her name is Vesper. |
TheFonz123
02.16.12 | for me its being voluptuous, having intelligence, and being easy to talk to/down to earth |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | I would fuck the hell out of Christina Aguilera. |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | Fatties? |
devious
02.16.12 | My perfect girls got a fat ol' ass. Big titties. and no opinions on anything.
(not srs)
(ok kind of srs) |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | As stated above, the heaviest I would go is Adele.....and that's pushing it. |
devious
02.16.12 | No, but seriously, the most beautiful woman on Planet Earth is Melanie Iglasias. Fact. |
IAmHollywood
02.16.12 | dude, you should just go gay. it'd be easier to meet your standards that way |
Kimm
02.16.12 | "Kim are you 111?"
No, I'm about 120. I want to get down to 111 and then see how I feel from there. |
Urinetrouble
02.16.12 | god kimm lose some weight fatty thinspiration you need to drop to like 79 pounds |
Kimm
02.16.12 | I would probably die if I got down to 79 pounds. |
Urinetrouble
02.16.12 | Actually I was commenting on the ridiculous thinness of trying to get to 111 pounds. That's gross |
Auschwitz
02.16.12 | 5'7, 111 pounds sounds unhealthy. |
BallsToTheWall
02.16.12 | ROFL i'm 5'8 163.
Stick to the 120-125 mark.
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Kimm
02.16.12 | You're also a dude!
I don't have much muscle on me. |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | 6'3, 175 mother fuckers BLLLLAAAAACCKKKKK |
Activista anti-MTV
02.16.12 | girls? are you a boy? man up son |
Hyperion1001
02.16.12 | my perfect girl is |
Activista anti-MTV
02.16.12 | intangible? |
Hyperion1001
02.16.12 | jesus but with a vagina |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | "jesus but with a vagina"
Happy hunting! |
Hyperion1001
02.16.12 | its actually just sarah palin |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | I would totally bone her. |
devious
02.16.12 | Recspecs got dat bbc. Idk why he's going after a girl like this...he could get any sloot he wants. |
Aristotle
02.16.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lYOUIDkjUA if ur looking for the perfect girl ur going to need some swag. here you go |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | The majority of my female followers on twitter retweet a bunch of Wiz Khalifa shit. It pisses me off. |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | What? |
Activista anti-MTV
02.16.12 | u shud b spiritually attracted, not just girl crazy |
Emim
02.16.12 | ugh vulgar girls |
BallsToTheWall
02.16.12 | I forgot to make a twitter yesterday shit. |
someguest
02.16.12 | twitter's stupid
tumblr is cool |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | Twitter is awesome
I made a tumblr, but it was too confusing so I was like "Fuck it.". Remember, you can always drunk tweet, you can never drunk tumblr. |
Recspecs
02.16.12 | What's wrong with vulgar girls Emim? |
Emim
02.17.12 | generally just a big turn off imo. every now and again is ok, but as a defining characteristic...I'll pass |
bloc
02.17.12 | Emim is vulgar enough |
Emim
02.17.12 | Exactly! I need someone to balance me out. |
qwe3
02.17.12 | 16. Must at least have an open mind about taking it up the pooper |
Recspecs
02.17.12 | Taking it up the pooper is a must. Good call qwe.
And yeah Emim I suppose you're right. |
Emim
02.17.12 | up the pooper what a trooper |
Recspecs
02.17.12 | Down for the brown |