Recspecs
08.08.12 | Sup sputsluts. |
MO
08.08.12 | i'd be blasting meshug stabbing zombies in the ears with screwdrivers |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Sounds great to me welcome aboard! |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | The Man from Earth
supper low budget indie film but worth a spin. |
Inveigh
08.08.12 | I'll steal a schoolbus for transport and raid the gun department at the nearest Walmart |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | "i'd be blasting meshug stabbing zombies in the ears with screwdrivers"
Word. But c'mon man at least kill them with a pencil or a broken MRE spoon or something. Screwdriver isn't hardcore enough for meshug! |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "The Man from Earth
supper low budget indie film but worth a spin."
Thanks I'll check it out.
"I'll steal a schoolbus for transport and raid the gun department at the nearest Walmart"
Fuck Walmart find an outdoor sports shop. |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | Sup Rec. I'll bring women, and help MO select the tracks for the Meshug playlist. |
MO
08.08.12 | "Word. But c'mon man at least kill them with a pencil or a broken MRE spoon or something. Screwdriver isn't hardcore enough for meshug!"
and a pencil is? wtf. anything taken from dawn of the dead is good enough for meshug |
Devastator
08.08.12 | I could grab a zombie and use him to beat other zombies. Oh and I'm straight edge, you need a edge guy to lovingly hark on you guys for doing drugs and drinking but in the end we all love and support each other. |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | "and a pencil is? wtf. anything taken from dawn of the dead is good enough for meshug"
It's hard as fuck to kill a zombie with a pencil....dude what's more badass than that? |
Spec
08.08.12 | Sweet man lots of white bitches on the way. |
Devastator
08.08.12 | @kj Killing one with your bare hands. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "Sup Rec. I'll bring women, and help MO select the tracks for the Meshug playlist."
Fuck yeah sounds great bro I'll bring the Beherit demos.
"Oh and I'm straight edge, you need a edge guy to lovingly hark on you guys for doing drugs and drinking but in the end we all love and support each other."
Lol it's cool man, you can babysit Keegan when he gets blackout drunk. |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | Hell yeah; gotta have the elite beherit demos for zombie-slaying |
Spec
08.08.12 | Sounds fair. But since you're black wont you be the first one to die? |
MO
08.08.12 | "It's hard as fuck to kill a zombie with a pencil....dude what's more badass than that?"
no doubt but unless you have an arsenal of pencils it leaves you open to a nice death if they break, screwdrivers are strong and fine pointed, makes for a nice clean kill. so in the end whats more badass killing fuck loads of zombies or only a few |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | "@kj Killing one with your bare hands."
Nah man, while that is badass too of course, I suspect killing a zombie with a pencil would be tougher than choking or snapping the neck of one |
Devastator
08.08.12 | One night after you guys blackout you will wake up and I will have killed 60 zombs to protect you. |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | "no doubt but unless you have an arsenal of pencils it leaves you open to a nice death if they break, screwdrivers are strong and fine pointed, makes for a nice clean kill. so in the end whats more badass killing fuck loads of zombies or only a few"
Most badass- killing lots with the screwdriver, then finishing off the last sorry son of a bitch with the pencil. |
Spec
08.08.12 | I don't blackout. |
MO
08.08.12 | m/ |
Shuyin
08.08.12 | crowd control expert right here |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | I'll be on the roof of the gun store that is a quarter mile from my house with a sniper rifle, a case of cold ones from the convenience store a half block away and a lounge chair waiting for you to pick me and the rest of the ordinance up. |
Devastator
08.08.12 | Play cannibal corpse to calm them shuyin. Then when you have their trust hammer smash their faces. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "woah if you take the straight edge guy, you'll take the Brony right?"
Ehhhhh
"Sounds fair. But since you're black wont you be the first one to die?"
This isn't a movie so yeah someone has to slay some white tail. |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | You can't lull a zombie... your new nick name is Snack. |
KjSwantko
08.08.12 | or simply repel them with justin bieber |
Trebor.
08.08.12 | once upon a time in the west
bronson
boyz n the hood |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | You can't repel a zombie with sound only attract... your new nick name is Red Shirt. |
Devastator
08.08.12 | Cannibal corpse will calm a zombie. If the 6'3 210 lb guy that could use a zombie as bat is a red shirt then we all are fucked. |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | "I suspect killing a zombie with a pencil would be tougher than choking or snapping the neck of one"
You can't kill a zombie by choking or breaking their neck.
Your new nick name is ZiF for Zombie Fodder. |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | "Cannibal corpse will calm a zombie. If the 6'3 210 lb guy that could use a zombie as bat is a red shirt then we all are fucked."
Makes no difference, you have been downgraded to Red Shirt #2 because I think you will die first. |
Devastator
08.08.12 | Lol look at you taking charge omni. Hey recs bring Flutter as a pack mule. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Ooooo I want a nickname. |
MMX
08.08.12 | Hey HEY HEY if you guys are gonna do this your gonna need someone who can run fast and grab supplies like Glen
4 years of HighSchool Track under my belt & I run 3 miles everyday you need me lol |
Spec
08.08.12 | Ooooo I want a nickname.
cream soda? |
Spec
08.08.12 | Hey HEY HEY if you guys are gonna do this your gonna need someone who can run fast and grab supplies like Glen
SeaAnemone lol. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | SeaAnemone lol. [2]
Hey I run two miles everyday haha. |
MMX
08.08.12 | Fuck him lol I got bottles of Jager YOU NEED ME |
WeepingBanana
08.08.12 | i don't think writing WB-quality reviews is gonna help against zombies dude |
evilford
08.08.12 | I'll bring the chainsaw and machete, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty
I'll also be jamming mesh |
Spec
08.08.12 | Lol we don't need jager. |
MMX
08.08.12 | You always need jager |
MO
08.08.12 | lol jager |
Shuyin
08.08.12 | 'Play cannibal corpse to calm them shuyin. Then when you have their trust hammer smash their faces.'
:D |
Spec
08.08.12 | Jager is entry level alcohol. |
MMX
08.08.12 | Fine then... If I see any of you in the zombie apocalypse world I'm gonna shoot you in the kneecaps |
Devastator
08.08.12 | What are the rules with the women? I don't really want recs sloppy seconds after he goes all Recspecs on them. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "Jager is entry level alcohol."
Agreed, but I won't pass up a bottle of it.
"What are the rules with the women? I don't really want recs sloppy seconds after he goes all Recspecs on them."
Idk bring as many bitches as possible I think everyone will have sloppy seconds. |
MMX
08.08.12 | "everyone will have sloppy seconds."
Zombie Apocalypse you can't be too picky |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | "Lol look at you taking charge omni. Hey recs bring Flutter as a pack mule."
No this is Recspecs deal I just noticed how completely out of touch some of you are in the case of an actual Zombie Apocalypse and thought I would help out with a touch of reality.
"Ooooo I want a nickname."
You will now be known as TaM because all your going to be is a Tasty Morsel. |
evilford
08.08.12 | I enjoy a shot of ice cold jager |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | Ice 101 on the rocks please, three fingers if you please. |
Spec
08.08.12 | Crown Royal on the rocks please. |
North0House2
08.08.12 | My girlfriend brought up a good point last night:
If you went and hid in the mountains where zombies couldn't find you, then you could just exist without the possibility of being infected, since no zombie can climb to the top of a mountain. What would happen, then, when everyone became a zombie, and there weren't any brains left for them to eat, would they all like... die? Then would the zombie apocalypse be over? |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | or they would eventually rot to pieces. |
Spec
08.08.12 | If it really happened maggots would eat them and it would fail instantly. Don't ruin our fun. |
WeepingBanana
08.08.12 | maggot zombies
sound scarier than people zombies |
taxidermist
08.08.12 | I'll provide the sex toys m/ |
evilford
08.08.12 | zombies would find a way up the mountain. if we're dealing with zombies in the first place we should be expecting the unexpected, so hiding on mountains is pointless. |
Spec
08.08.12 | Yeah they could climb shit. What we need is an apache helicopter, absolute death machine. |
omnipanzer
08.08.12 | *apache |
evilford
08.08.12 | here's one thing we know about zombies: they have little control over muscle movement. if placed in a situation where they had to swim, they would not be able to keep enough control to stay afloat. the brain can't survive without oxygen, so in theory, zombie drownings are just as effective as decapitation.
I agree with Spec. We get ahold of some military-grade combat helicopters (we'll have to figure out who the specialist for that is going to be) and head towards secluded islands with enough resources to farm and survive. and women of course for procreation. |
evilford
08.08.12 | all the while jamming mesh out the chopper speakers a la ride of the valkyries in apoc now |
ffs
08.08.12 | what kind of fucking fascist wants to OPPOSE zombies? being part of a utopian society where all i have to do all day is eat man flesh sounds cool to me |
evilford
08.08.12 | assuming these choppers have media input and stereo sound capability. if not, that's another thing we'll have to have installed. |
evilford
08.08.12 | don't you watch movies zombies r bad |
ffs
08.08.12 | bears eat people too but who wouldn't want to be bear? Q,E,D. |
evilford
08.08.12 | well do what you want but don't complain when we chop you up when the zombie apoc comes |
HSThomas
08.08.12 | Leaving Balls out of this is criminal. He's made for this scenario. He'd walk around the earth dressed in a batman costume with a bathory t-shirt and sunglasses on top, a smoke in his mouth and a six pack on his back blowing zombies' brains out with a double barreled shotgun in each hand. |
HSThomas
08.08.12 | Or he'd try and rape them. |
Uranium
08.08.12 | im consecutively having zombie apocalypse dreams |
WeepingBanana
08.08.12 | "Leaving Balls out of this is criminal. He's made for this scenario. He'd walk around the earth dressed in a batman costume with a bathory t-shirt and sunglasses on top, a smoke in his mouth and a six pack on his back blowing zombies' brains out with a double barreled shotgun in each hand."
Balls actually made a facebook status about how he wouldn't last long in a zombie apocalypse because his meat would be so desired. It was funny |
HSThomas
08.08.12 | Thank you for the backhanded insult there weeping. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "You will now be known as TaM because all your going to be is a Tasty Morsel."
:((
Also I agree, Balls will join our caravan. |
WeepingBanana
08.08.12 | no insult intended. just reminded me of that |
HSThomas
08.08.12 | Ah ok, sorry about that. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
08.08.12 | Gonna mount a turret gun on the back of ma truck |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Dude sonic is alright and all but his fatass doesn't stand a chance. |
Spec
08.08.12 | the members of rest |
tarkus
08.08.12 | what am i doin |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Bring some more dank Sam we could never have enough. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.12 | My bro-king credentials speak for themselves. |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | "the members of rest"
Don't even mention that fucking name on my list. |
evilford
08.08.12 | Milla Jovovich |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Yeah I guess she would be cool to bring along. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.12 | I'll bring my Mjonir pendant, ancient celtic longsword and by book of spells. Shit's gonna get fierce fast. I'm a animorph bro. Half jackalbearhalf man |
Firestarter
08.08.12 | You should try this http://wish.co.uk/zombie-shopping-mall/#reviewsTab
I'm going in October it looks so fucking good |
ZilbelPing
08.08.12 | All I need is a silenced M9 and a machete and I'm good. I've got good cardio, humidity won't affect me because it's fucking hot where I live, I'm limber as fuck and I can climb shit.
My mexican heritage will allow me to make useful shit out of anything so yeah |
tarkus
08.08.12 | dude i just got some dank sweet |
Recspecs
08.08.12 | Damn bit let me get a hit of that. |
Ovrot
08.08.12 | dude i have a bunch of knives and swords and axes and shit
and i have a sweet crossbow
we got this |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | Fuck yeah Ov m/ |
tarkus
08.09.12 | im sativa stoned and ready to kick some zombie ass
|
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | why am i not involved... |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | cuz i'm so sexy thanks for the compliment i agree. |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | Zombies don't go after sexiness they go after virgin douchenozzles.
You and sonic better watch out. |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | better watch my back. |
North0House2
08.09.12 | ^lol |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | Good eyes. |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | i'm sleeping with one eye open tonight. |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | One eye open, and one hand firmly up his ass. |
Rev
08.09.12 | You should watch Highschool of the Dead on Netflix
It's shitty, but casuals love it. If you like boobs and zombies then it's for you |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | "If you like boobs and zombies then it's for you"
I'll get really high tomorrow night and watch it thanks. |
Graveyard
08.09.12 | ill bring the trveness |
Storm In A Teacup
08.09.12 | put me in the game coach. i can throw knifes and other assorted sharp objects like Bullseye and I am a Nunchaku master |
Spec
08.09.12 | bait
lol
One eye open one hand firmly up his ass
lol |
Storm In A Teacup
08.09.12 | not me. I will also have supplies such as food and other important resources as well as a creative, cunning mind. |
Spec
08.09.12 | But I have like a bottle of whiskey which gives you all of that. |
Storm In A Teacup
08.09.12 | Plus I can shoot with a pistol in half a second with deadly accuracy. Idk about shotguns and heavy weaponry though never shot em |
Spec
08.09.12 | For best effects soak a tampon in a small glass for five minutes then stick it up your vagina. |
Storm In A Teacup
08.09.12 | huh |
ZombicidalMan
08.09.12 | I feel like I deserve to be included because of my name, but I don't know, maybe I won't live up to the title. I'd probably tape a KA-BAR to my bass and use that as a weapon. In between providing background music. |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | "You should watch Highschool of the Dead on Netflix
It's shitty, but casuals love it. If you like boobs and zombies then it's for you"
lol "casuals" of all things to be elitist about, you choose anime? i love anime too and i agree that
show was pretty shitty and i dislike most generic/mainstream anime, but every time you bring up anime
you get on this retarded high horse. you realize that being an anime snob is like a "which virgin has
the smallest penis" contest that you're having with yourself, right? i'm not trying to be a dick but
when we had all of those anime threads a few months ago, you spent the whole time trying to act like
some grandmaster of the anime council. come on man, just try and enjoy it without getting an ego. |
Spec
08.09.12 | that's a lot of words holay |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | it is quite a few. and my edit turned it into a wall of text which is unfortunate. |
Spec
08.09.12 | oh okay yeah i hate when that happens |
auberginedreams
08.09.12 | yeah it sucks. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
08.09.12 | don't you have real friends |
omnipanzer
08.09.12 | "being part of a utopian society where all i have to do all day is eat man flesh sounds cool to me"
What is stopping you from doing that now? |
omnipanzer
08.09.12 | *Thank you for the backhanded compliment there weeping.
-fixed |
evilford
08.09.12 | wouldn't it be underhanded?
I thought a backhand was just a slap |
omnipanzer
08.09.12 | "backhanded compliment" is the turn of phrase.
I'll grab an APC, I'll be the wheel man.
http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/04/19/the_punisher_s6tbw.jpg |
evilford
08.09.12 | I'm on chopper duty, finding the nearest military base with combat choppers and cargo helicopters (for the other survivors). air advantage is key when dealing with zombies. |
Shuyin
08.09.12 | great! we just need someone on the minigun.
are you there hawks? |
Recspecs
08.09.12 | Goddammit aubergina stop queefing all over the thread, and yeah I'm down to use the turret. |
