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SPUT ROYALE: Round 5

THINGS ARE GETTING REALLY HOT in this year's band-on-band single elimination fuckothon nice lfg, now here in its FIFTH incarnation. Last year saw Portishead grab the laurels of Royale #4, and uh oh wow, who will it be this year? I HAVE NO IDEA even as we pare things down to the final 8: ROUND 5 let's go. For anyone joining us for the first time, the system is dead simple: copy and paste a ballot, delete entries as appropriate, vote the worthiest artist in each match through to the next round. You do NOT have to vote on each match-up, and ballots containing as few as ONE vote are A-okay! See the Round 1 Group A list for major changes since last year, let's go!
1Hum
Downward Is Heavenward


1. Hum vs. The Field

WINNER: Hum (21 - 19)

Won against The Necks in Round 4
Won against D'Angelo in Round 3
Won against Nicolas Jaar in Round 2
Won against George Clanton in Round 1
2023: Lost to Dead Can Dance in Round 1
2022: Lost to Ryuichi Sakamoto in Round 4
2The Field
From Here We Go Sublime


1. Hum vs. The Field

Won against Bark Psychosis in Round 4
Won against Natural Snow Buildings in Round 3
Won against Immolation in Round 2
Won against Parliament-Funkadelic in Round 1
2023: Lost to Stereolab in Round 4
2022: Lost to Women in Round 2
3Yeule
Serotonin II


2. Yeule vs. ABBA

WINNER: Yeule (22 - 19)

Won against Stimming in Round 4
Won against Trophy Scars in Round 3
Won against Arab Strap in Round 2
Won against Sumac in Round 1
2023: Lost to Low in Round 4
4ABBA
Voyage


2. Yeule vs. ABBA

Won against Skee Mask in Round 4
Won against TWICE in Round 3
Won against Black Country, New Road in Round 2
Won against Zach Bryan in Round 1
2023: Lost to Daft Punk in Round 1
2022: Lost to Carissa's Wierd in Round 2
2021: Lost to Death Grips in Round 2
5OutKast
Aquemini


3. OutKast vs. Cocteau Twins

WINNER: OutKast (25-19)

Won against Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds in Round 4
Won against Yo La Tengo in Round 3
Won against Fugazi in Round 2
Won against Modest Mouse in Round 1
2023: Lost to Slowdive in Round 1
2022: Lost to Radiohead in Round 1
2021: Lost to David Bowie in Round 3
6Cocteau Twins
Heaven or Las Vegas


3. OutKast vs. Cocteau Twins

Won against Four Tet in Round 4
Won against the Jesus Lizard in Round 3
Won against Anna von Hausswolff in Round 2
Won against Imperial Triumphant in Round 1
2023: Lost to Portishead in Round 5
2022: Lost to Godspeed You! Black Emperor in Round 2
2021: Lost to Sigur Ros in Round 3
7Slowdive
Everything is Alive


4. Slowdive vs. Aphex Twin

WINNER: Slowdive (24 - 20)

Won against Brian Eno in Round 4
Won against Stereolab in Round 3
Won against Gospel in Round 2
Won against Botch in Round 1
2023: Lost to MF DOOM in Round 3
2022: Lost to The Cure in Round 3
2021: Lost to Massive Attack in Round 3
2020: Lost to Godspeed You! Black Emperor in Round 4
8Aphex Twin
Syro


4. Slowdive vs. Aphex Twin

Won against A Tribe Called Quest in Round 4
Won against Charles Mingus in Round 3
Won against Low in Round 2
Won against the Microphones in Round 1
2023: Lost to Brian Eno in Round 2
2022: Lost to Unwound in Round 2
2021: Lost to Unwound in Round 2
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