JohnnyoftheWell
09.12.24 | UPDATE: As the votes are tallied by careful use of the ctrl+f function, please do *not* format any artist name in any way other than that shown on the template. If you type out your ballot yourself, make damn sure that your entry is identical (not case-sensitive, but beyond that). You're welcome to add smack talk etc in parentheses after your entry - but don't make me have to change your names
((almost everyone was perfect last round, but just a heads up))
TEMPLATE
1. Wolves in the Throne Room // Don Caballero
2. Big Thief // clipping.
3. Animal Collective // Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask // Shiner
5. Janet Jackson // Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac // Yeule
7. Fontaines D.C. // Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE // daine
9. Trophy Scars // Holy Fawn
10. Orchid // The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park // Ethel Cain
12. Hum // George Clanton
13. Great Falls // Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo // Thou
15. Lil Ugly Mane // Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults // Gospel |
AlexKzillion
09.12.24 | fuck all these matchups
we are so fucking back |
ReefaJones
09.12.24 |
1.
2. clipping.
3.
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9.
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13.
14. D'Angelo
15.
16.
|
Havey
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
ReefaJones
09.12.24 | there's a "p" too many in clipping.
Just mentioning so you can avoid formatting issues |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.12.24 | shit the bed, fixed lol ty |
Ryus
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. -
9. -
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
AlexKzillion
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
SlothcoreSam
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. clipping.
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Fontaines D.C.
8.
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14.
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
Mort.
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5.
6. Sumac
7.
8.
9.
10. The Prodigy
11.
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
Sniff
09.12.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. daine
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
Sniff
09.12.24 | dafuq kind of match-up is 8? |
Havey
09.12.24 | replace daine with bladee or we riot |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.12.24 | @JesperL the people are attacking your main contribution to the roster |
pizzamachine
09.12.24 | 5. Janet Jackson
Obviously |
DadKungFu
09.12.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner (actually tough)
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. State Faults |
Ryus
09.12.24 | yeah wtf is daine
bladee will be in a later round trust š |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.12.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room [EDIT: tie-break! vote withdrawn]
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid (hipster fart matchup smdh)
4. Skee Mask (tough)
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis (joke-level easy choice)
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings probably
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults fuck outta here prog band |
evilford
09.12.24 | Thou
Ready for some dm votes any day now |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.12.24 | that'll be in group d for death dm m/
(not even joking) |
Sharenge
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. daine
9. Holy Fawn
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
FowlKrietzsche
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
8. TWICE
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
DadKungFu
09.13.24 | I actually thought George Clanton meant funk god George Clinton and not the 3.5 90s rave simulator smdh checking Hum rn |
evilford
09.13.24 | Ok Johnny lol |
JerseyJimmy
09.13.24 | 1.
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. Shiner
5. Janet Jackson (picking justin here is next-level weirdchamp btw)
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13.
14.
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
SomeCallMeTim
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. clipping.
3. Animal Collective
4. Shiner
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. -
9. -
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
Winesburgohio
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero (a welcome addition)
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. (check) Shiner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. Not sure who I'm going to "daine" to vote for
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
Storm In A Teacup
09.13.24 | 1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Justin Timberlake
6.
7.
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10.
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13.
14.
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
Storm In A Teacup
09.13.24 | I dont know who over half of these 64 artists are. |
Pikazilla
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. Thou
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. State Faults |
Pikazilla
09.13.24 | johnny I thought we agreed not to let ethel cain into the contest |
Trifolium
09.13.24 | Wow there is only one artist I care for in this batch.
You guys can guess while I'm going to do some homework as to the other match ups. |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel
hmm, weirdly 14 was my only hesitation. Not too invested in a couple of my selections. If Fontaines beat Bark Psychosis I'm gonna hurl |
Vercetti
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. -
4. -
5. Janet Jackson
6. -
7. -
8. -
9. -
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. -
14. -
15. -
16. - |
gabba
09.13.24 | 1. -
2. -
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. -
6. -
7. Bark Psychosis
8. -
9. -
10. The Prodigy
11. -
12. -
13. -
14. Thou
15. -
16. - |
Icebloom
09.13.24 | Not a lot I care about this round
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
7. Bark Psychosis
11. Ethel Cain
15. Rolo Tomassi |
Elynna
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. -
3. Stars of the Lid
4. -
5. -
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. -
9. -
10. -
11. -
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
durkl
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. -
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7. -
8. -
9. Trophy Scars
10. The Prodigy
11. Ethel Cain
12. Hum
13. -
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Holy Fawn
10. The Prodigy
11. Ethel Cain
12. George Clanton
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel
Love how DāAngelo is the best thing for this entire round |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.24 | Did we even vote on these artists this year? I donāt remember ā¦was it months ago? |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | who tf is diane
no nominations were opened this year ā several artists were reshuffled, but since the overall roster was downsized by about 20% I didn't want to be fending off new submissions at the same rate as I was axing old ones |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Fontaines D.C.
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. The Prodigy
11. Ethel Cain
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. Thou
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. State Faults |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | 'If Fontaines beat Bark Psychosis I'm gonna hurl'
Two of the top five bands in the list up against each other is annoying when 50% of people aren't even voting for no. 8 selection... |
Avagantamos
09.13.24 | 1. wolves in the throne room
2. clipping.
3. stars of the lid
4. skee mask
5.
6.
7. bark psychosis
8.
9.
10. the prodigy
11. linkin park
12.
13. natural snow buildings
14.
15. lil ugly mane
16. gospel |
0xME
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Holy Fawn
10. Orchid (that one hurt)
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
calmrose
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2.
3. Animal Collective
4. Shiner
5.
6. Sumac
7.
8.
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
mouldypigeon
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. Big Thief
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Holy Fawn
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
tectactoe
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4. -
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8. -
9. -
10. -
11. -
12. Hum
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. Thou
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
SteakByrnes
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7.
8. TWICE
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Linkin Park
12. George Clanton
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults
oh daine is shitty zoomer meme music, gotcha |
zakalwe
09.13.24 | 1. Shite
2. Shite
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Shite
7. Fontaines D.C.
8. Shite
9. Shite
10.The Prodigy
11. Shite
12. Hum
13. Shite
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Shite
Jurassic Park mound of shite |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | 'Jurassic Park mound of shite'
Janet Jackson exempt and Big Thief included is something |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | ^probably the most icky take i've seen so far this tourno, yuck |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | 'icky' and the Jackson clan not a great association but of course you'd love JJ, zzzzzz |
Vercetti
09.13.24 | Somewhat surprised that so many people here vote for LP after the recent controversy |
Pikazilla
09.13.24 | I'd vote for literally anyone over EC |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | doof sex appeal filtration moment + goalpost shift combined, can practically hear those crusty boomer paws creaking over the keys |
zakalwe
09.13.24 | Nostalgia factor in relation to Rhythm Nation and that album cover with her jugs being cupped. |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | Jon, not in a huge rush to relate my sex appeal to the bump n grind of someone who shares 99.99999% DNA with the most notorious pedo of the 20th century but also, Iām very under invested in this artist so knock yourself out |
AlexKzillion
09.13.24 | anyone voting for animal collective is an op |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | Anyway, it was less the JJ and more the exclusion of Lenker, who I thought Zak might at least appreciate a little |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.24 | I love psychedelic to music to death and I donāt care about ambient and even I knew to not vote for Animal Collective |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | living in a world where mark kozelek's redemption arc is a hill we actively rush to die on but being related to MJ is a cancellation risk is a level of galaxy brain i simply cannot compute |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | tbh the implications of SotL being preferable to anco where NSB were not are worse than the possibility of an outright anco win here. checkmate atheists |
Feather
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4.
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7. Fontaines D.C.
8. T
9. Trophy Scars
10.
11. Linkin Park
12.
13.
14.
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. |
DoofDoof
09.13.24 | Iām not cancelling her, sheās fine, I just wouldnāt equate her with sexiness personally
Kozelek I donāt know personally but thereās zero way Iām cancelling his music either.
If anyone posted the original picks other than Zak I wouldnāt have commented and thereās your context. |
Ryus
09.13.24 | anyone voting for stars of the mid is an op [2] |
tectactoe
09.13.24 | I am also uneasy living in a world where Big Thief is considered shite but Janet Jackson is not. |
YoYoMancuso
09.13.24 | 1.
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Shiner
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7.
8.
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. Hum
13.
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.24 | ā I am also uneasy living in a world where Big Thief is considered shite but Janet Jackson is not.ā
For better or worse, poptimism in the Sput community is A LOT stronger now than it was 5 years ago
But also Janetās The Velvet Rope from what Iāve heard is actually quality stuff. Most people voting for her probably specifically focus on that album |
Ryus
09.13.24 | she has a bunch of great albums |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.24 | ā tbh the implications of SotL being preferable to anco where NSB were not are worse than the possibility of an outright anco win here. checkmate atheistsā
Iād actually vote for NSB over Animal Collective too. I REALLY dislike AnCo. (Sorry Sona) |
someone
09.13.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. clipping.
3.
4.
5. Janet Jackson
6. oof but Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9. Trophy Scars
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15.
16. Gospel |
SteakByrnes
09.13.24 | So can we get an explanation for why daine is here? An artist with two releases totaling 21 votes across them and no high ratings? Is it because jesper reviewed them? |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | In one of 2022ās most controversial moments, Sputnikmusic dot com writer JesperL wrote that daineās debut mixtape Quantum Jumping rendered the artist āTikTok-readyā and āhere to stayā. This caused major backlash: Sputnikmusic dot com user Mort. andā¦ well, mostly Sputnikmusic dot com user Mort. did not agree with the sentiment. In a turn of events that is unfortunate for Sputnikmusic dot com user Mort., daine would end up releasing the single āboythotsā a few months later, and subsequently break the internet about as much as Kim Kardashian did that one time. Now, almost a year later, the brand new mixtape shapeless proves the words that some of us may want to call prophetic: daineās music is here to stay and very TikTok-ready. |
SteakByrnes
09.13.24 | So yes it is because jesper reviewed them. Seems like a wasted spot |
Mort.
09.13.24 | sputnikuser mort. will certainly go down in history as |
DANcore
09.13.24 | 1.
2. clipping.
3.
4. Skee Mask
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9. Holy Fawn
10.
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13.
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.24 | come to think of it, there was some committee dialogue about daine:
"jesper shall we cut daine"
"nah"
"do we need daine?"
"nah but do it for mort"
love wins |
AlexKzillion
09.13.24 | alright guys my ballot is officially done feel free to ctrl+c ctrl+v |
neekafat
09.13.24 | 1. ā
2. Big Thief
3. ā
4. Skee Mask
5. ā
6. Yeule
7. ā
8. ā
9. ā
10. --
11. Linkin Park
12. George Clanton
13. ā
14. ā
15. Lil Ugly Mane
16. Gospel |
MiloRuggles
09.13.24 | 1. Wolves in the Throne Room
2. clipping.
3. Stars of the Lid
4. Skee Mask (ouch)
5. Janet Jackson
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9. Trophy Scars (aw man)
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
12. Hum
13. Great Falls
14. D'Angelo
15. Lil Ugly Mane (big sad)
16. Gospel |
Storm In A Teacup
09.13.24 | I hope hopeafall made it in this year. |
AdamMontanari
09.14.24 | 1.
2.
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5.
6. Sumac
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9.
10. The Prodigy
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16. |
granitenotebook
09.14.24 | 1.
2. Big Thief
3. Animal Collective
4.
5. Janet Jackson (if Justin wins I swear)
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8.
9.
10. The Prodigy
11.
12. George Clanton
13.
14. D'Angelo
15.
16. |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.14.24 | nice CLOSING IN 6ISH HRS |
Storm In A Teacup
09.14.24 | Trophy Scars beating that ass 18 to 5 |
Sinternet
09.14.24 | 1. Don Caballero
2. Big Thief.
3. Animal Collective
4. Skee Mask
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
7. Bark Psychosis
8. TWICE
9. Holy Fawn
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. George Clanton
13. Natural Snow Buildings
14. D'Angelo
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
ShapeOfJizzToCum
09.14.24 |
1.
2. clipping.
3. Animal Collective
4.
5. Justin Timberlake
6. Sumac
7.
8. TWICE
9. Holy Fawn
10. Orchid
11. Ethel Cain
12. Hum
13.
14. Thou
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. Gospel |
LilLioness
09.14.24 | 3. Aco / 6. Sumac / 11. LP |
bellovddd
09.14.24 |
4. Shiner
5. Janet Jackson
6. Yeule
9. Trophy Scars
10. The Prodigy
11. Linkin Park
13. Great Falls
15. Rolo Tomassi
16. State Faults
|
Storm In A Teacup
09.14.24 | Wow no TWICE vote from bello?? |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.14.24 | bello is 100% more a daine boi than a once
CLOSED |
Storm In A Teacup
09.14.24 | Yay excited for the C |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.14.24 | RESULTS UP |
0xME
09.15.24 | you guys make me sad |
Ryus
09.15.24 | idk anco won and clipping lost so im pretty happy |
Winesburgohio
09.15.24 | "if anco can beat stars of the lid they can beat anyone" - Winesburgohio |
JerseyJimmy
09.15.24 | shiner no :( |