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Apology to Get Low

To Get Low
1I Set My Friends On Fire
Astral Rejection (OG)

Dear Get Low,

Earlier today there was an incident. It was rough, it was sad. It was beyond the scope of the usual "eh shit happens". Neither of us got what we wanted - well, I kinda did, but that's why I am the one apologising. I want to apologise right now, but first I must confess everything. In we go:
2My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Confessions Of A Knife

At around 3pm JST today (February 18th 2022), on the thread 「Most needed genre tags? 」created by user:Cygnatti, I saw that user:normaloctagon had posted a comment. I cannot remember what the comment was, although I definitely replied to it.

I reply to all user:normaloctagon's comments, or at least I strive to. I wish to be close to him, side-by-side, comment-by-comment. It is not healthy.

But I commented, only to find that you of all people had ninja'd me - lo, above my beautiful responsive spiel, were the two words: "djent" and- tbqh I cannot remember what the other word in your comment but it had the nuance of "wow we need this shit right now in our canonised genre lexis" -yes, that one.

I panicked. One whole comment away from normaloctagon! It was just too cruel. Barely seconds had passed since you had commented your comment. None of this was real. It had barely been refreshed upon. I gulped. The rest: history!
3Three Days Grace

i am very very sorry i deleted your pureblooded earnest 100% cis two-word comment, it deserved better and now it has nothing. i cannot bring it back, and i can only apologise once more: i apologise.

you left my discord server: i apologise

i betrayed your sputnikuser trust: i apologise

i betrayed the sputnikuserbase's trust that staffers are good people who do not get unhealthily besotted with the brightest sparks of the sputuserbase or do rash things that disturb the eternal famous harmony: i apoligise

i posted this online where everyone can see your grief and baggage: yh lol sorry not sorry there are lessons to be learned from this that are bigger than us. but i am sorry to put you once more in the public eye, where you so hate to be
4Kim Petras

and now it is time for more confessions: yes, it is you, it has always been you

you are the one. you believe and i believe in u

when you changed your avatar to racist iconography i was like damn, his conviction is truly more than skin-deep

when you said that you liked utada hikaru less the deeper they get, i thought dayum, i wish more people ragged on more non-binary artists to cater to their cravings for superficial toetapping libpwning background bopz

when you alleged that non-binary people don't exist, i was grateful to be called out for having imaginary friends

when you bumped the canada songs thread in its hour of need, i knew you were the champions daughters deserved

when you accused the latest lingua ignota of being a joke album, i was relieved that someone was calling out crazy feminists for marketing albums around their spinal issues

when you call artists other users n****rs, it warms my heart to see that word reclaimed by a caucasian as brave as yourself

when you said that you could never date a feminist/communist, i agreed, for there can only be one KING in this kingdom am i right

when you told all about how you are playing with our feelings and reactionary impulses for your own amusement in your blessed AMA, i was too in awe of your performance to be honest with myself

i am being honest now

i want you back i have ruined everything please forgive me, some lines cannot be uncrossed but the same does not apply to my two legs or willingness to change. you have cucked more libs than i have been scoffed at by virgins and that is a lot of libs. i love you
5The Fray
How to Save a Life

where did i go wrong
6The Fall
Perverted By Language

[plz post your comment again, it was absolutely worth the tears shed and i want it back too]

i miss u
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