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3.9s ranked

for objectivity
1Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Murder Ballads


3.9 idk maybe it's a 4
2Unwound
Fake Train


3.9
3Advantage Lucy
Echo Park


3.9
4Talking Heads
Speaking In Tongues


3.9
5Ichiko Aoba
Windswept Adan


3.9
6Dance Gavin Dance
Downtown Battle Mountain


closest this band gets to a 4+
7Envy
The Fallen Crimson


definitive 3.9
8Pink Floyd
The Wall


3.9 on disc // 4.4 in the flesh
9Agalloch
The Mantle


3.9 very
10In Flames
Clayman


3.9
11Lauren Bousfield
Palimpsest


3.9
12Siouxsie and the Banshees
Juju


3.9 I should jam this more
13This Heat
This Heat


ratings fail who the fuck knows
14Incubus (USA-CA)
S.C.I.E.N.C.E.


3.9
15Anathema
The Silent Enigma


3.8 but
+ 0.11 for secret reasons
16Gazpacho
Molok


underrated treasure best album ever hard af 3.9
17Nadja
Touched


3.9
18Taeko Onuki
Sunshower


Okay this is a 4+ and I am awful
19This Heat
Deceit


3.9 should jam more will probs be a 4.5 in like seven yrs
20Aphex Twin
Selected Ambient Works 85-92


yes it's pretty great
21Sweet Trip
You Will Never Know Why


extreme 3.9
22Nana Kitade
Violet Blaze


3.8 + (4.7 SUGAR / large number)
23Coheed and Cambria
The Afterman: Ascension


ascend
24Sigur Ros
Takk...


3.9
2565daysofstatic
One Time for All Time


3.965daysofstatic
26Avenged Sevenfold
City of Evil


3.9
27Boris
Absolutego


3.9
28Blonde Redhead
In an Expression of the Inexpressible


3.9
29Glassjaw
Our Color Green (The Singles)


3.9
30Modest Mouse
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank


3.9 best talking heads album of the last whatever years
31Deerhoof
Reveille


3.9
32Anathema
Distant Satellites


3.9
33Metallica
Ride the Lightning


3.9
34BUCK-TICK
Cosmos


3.9
35Grimes
Visions


3.9
36Xiu Xiu
Forget


3.9
37Camel
Mirage


it is 3.9
38Cult of Luna
The Raging River


3.9
39Helmet
Meantime


3.9
40Utada Hikaru
Deep River


3.9
41Swervedriver
Mezcal Head


3.9
42Sonic Youth
A Thousand Leaves


3.9
43The Used
The Used


3.9 used
44Queens of the Stone Age
Lullabies to Paralyze


3.9
45Modest Mouse
The Moon & Antarctica


classic 3.9
46Dire Straits
Dire Straits


aged gracefully 3.9
47Foo Fighters
The Colour and the Shape


3.8 + UK spelling 0.1
48Cloudkicker
Beacons


3.9
49Coheed and Cambria
The Unheavenly Creatures


3.9
50Vaura
The Missing


3.9
51The Flaming Lips
Zaireeka


3.9 X4
52O'Brother
Disillusion


3.9
53Nero di Marte
Immoto


3.9
54Cynic
Traced in Air


best comeback album of all time 3.9
55Ichiko Aoba
Kamisori Otome


3.9
56Cloudkicker
Let Yourself Be Huge


3.9
57Swans
To Be Kind


yikes i can barely remember this 3.9
58Asian Glow
Cull Ficle


AOTY 2021

3.9
59Lexie Liu
Gone Gold


3.9
60Napalm Death
Scum


underrated by most of you pieces of piss 3.9
61Mew
Frengers


a load of 3.0 songs + a couple of 5s = 3.9
62Stereolab
Emperor Tomato Ketchup


4.2 band 3.9 album
63Neurosis
The Eye of Every Storm


masterpiece 3.9
64Two People
First Body


3.9
65The Dear Hunter
Act I: The Lake South, the River North


good 3.8

3.9
66Susumu Yokota
Symbol


3.9
67The Dillinger Escape Plan
Ire Works


worst dillinger 1 3.9
68The Dillinger Escape Plan
Dissociation


worst dillinger 2 3.9
69Thy Catafalque
Naiv


dungeon spork 3.9
70Buke and Gase
General Dome


indiegrind spork 3.9
71Eleventh He Reaches London
The Good Fight For Harmony


3.9
72Hakushi Hasegawa
Air Ni Ni


3.9
73David Bowie
Aladdin Sane


3.9
74LAMA
Modanica


3.9
75Boris
NO


3.9
76Enslaved
In Times


3.9
77Low
Double Negative


3.9
78Japan
Tin Drum


3.9
79Tera Melos
Trash Generator


3.9
80The Cure
Pornography


3.9
81Taeko Onuki
Grey Skies


3.9 wtf why do have this rated higher than Mignonne
82The Radio Dept.
Lesser Matters


3.9
83Polkadot Stingray
Uchōten


3.9
8488kasyo Junrei
○△□ (Circle Triangle Square)


3.9
85Jida
Lucid


3.9
86Horse Jumper of Love
Horse Jumper of Love


3.9
87Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Shyga! The Sunlight Mound


porn 3.9
88Kairon IRSE!
Ujubasajuba


3.9
89Go!Go!7188
Tategami


3.9
90Kayoko Yoshizawa
Tokyo Zekkei


3.9
91Codeine
Frigid Stars


3.9
92Tentenko
Kogyo Seihin


3.9 based tentenko
93Neu!
Neu! 2


3.9 probably idk been a while
94Giraffes? Giraffes!
More Skin With Milk-Mouth


3.9
95Seori
?depacse ohw


9.3
96Do Make Say Think
Stubborn Persistent Illusions


3.9
97BUCK-TICK
No.0


3.9
98Captain, We're Sinking
The Future Is Cancelled


3.9
99Bleach03
Bleach


3.9
100Kishi Bashi
151a


3.9
101Advantage Lucy
Anzu no Kisetsu


3.9
102Ulver
Lyckantropen Themes OST


3.9
103Tentenko
Kiken na Anata


3.9
104100 gecs
1000 gecs


3.9
105No no no
Live fast


3.9
106Triangulo de Amor Bizarro
Año Santo


3.9
107Myss Keta
IL CIELO NON È UN LIMITE


3.8 this is the end 5.0



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