JohnnyoftheWell: Sputnik User Pokédex: OFFICIAL

JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	Comment your Pokemon, an album and four moves and I'll add you ! Or just comment and I'll probs add you anyway
Sowing 03.14.21	I somehow missed the Pokémon hype growing up so you tell me what I am
TaiL4ever 03.14.21	You're MoM hoT add me
widowslaugh123 03.14.21	Choose me
ian b 03.14.21	idk put me under Arceus and throw on whatever soundcloud project you associate me with in your head. moves are up to u !!! ;)
ian b 03.14.21	"You're MoM hoT add me" shit this shouldve been my pitch, [2]
Conmaniac 03.14.21	it begins yesss soundcloud peep is what I associate Ian with
cordwainerbird 03.14.21	trainer class is mystery man machoke (shiny female one obviously) dynamicpunch submission bulk up return
Pheromone 03.14.21	i will return
loveisamixtape 03.14.21	destiny xl by they are gutting a body of water lapras ice beam thunder perish song earthquake
TaiL4ever 03.14.21	I will review[3]
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	You made me a psyduck and gave me 0 STAB moves? Geez at least make me a golduck with surf or something
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.14.21	do u have to pick moves they can actually learn or can u just pick whatever
DamnVanne 03.14.21	The pride of my team last game I played was my Ludicolo with Rain Dance, Surf, Leech Seed and Ice Beam
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	@Lord(e)Po)))ts: Johnny made me a psyduck that knows Lock On, psyducks can't learn Lock On Hope this answers your question
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	@Johnny: also it's called Perish Song. Perish Dance isn't a move
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	"do u have to pick moves they can actually learn or can u just pick whatever" nope! "@Johnny: also it's called Perish Song. Perish Dance isn't a move" lol rip, perish dance sounds awesome. updated, this is gonna take a while
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.14.21	razzle dazzle im a salazzle diabolical claws severe poison nasty plot burn
Colton 03.14.21	Pots is Electrode
tectactoe 03.14.21	Sudowoodo • Hammer Arm • Rock Tomb • Bulldoze • Stomping Tantrum Au Pairs - ‘Playing With a Different Sex’
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	Damn all of these people are giving themselves useful move-sets and I'm stuck a psyduck with no STAB moves
Colton 03.14.21	you're Granbull
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	I had a Granbull that I named Heather on my team in Y. She's was pretty good.
ian b 03.14.21	poor johnny, what a trooper
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.14.21	colton is a trubbish and furthermore he's delusional enough to see himself as this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Markhor_Schraubenziege_Capra_falconeri_Zoo_Augsburg-02.jpg when he really actually be this: https://i2.wp.com/www.churchplanting.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fainting_goat1.jpg?fit=640%2C471&ssl=1
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	cannot disagree, but his moveset fits jigglypuff better :[
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.14.21	and if he isn't a trubbish we at least know where he gets his clothes from
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	Godammit Johnny, even Colton has a less terrible moveset than me
ian b 03.14.21	did you really expect any different ars
tectactoe 03.14.21	wow i guess my post doesn’t count then EH?
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	oh wow i forgot to input your album so it didn't save, oops you get imprison because your rankings cover fav bands everyone has in common and this is non-negotiable
ian b 03.14.21	it's okay tec, johnny's been postponing the inevitability of having to make me arceus before i delete this universe
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	ian barceus what r ur moves
ian b 03.14.21	i dont fucking know?? creating the universe??? making ars slowly detest me more and more with each discord message i post?? deleting and recreating Crystal Pepsi???? idk you decide im basically omnipresent so anything would technically fit no?
Morningrise767 03.14.21	Lugia Opeth - Morningrise Hold Hands Happy Hour Splash Celebrate
GhandhiLion 03.14.21	@ian b you sound more like a serperior to me
ian b 03.14.21	"@ian b you sound more like a serperior to me" you sound like more like a lil bitch to me but i aint complainin!!!!! foh
ian b 03.14.21	LMAOOOOO thanks johnny
Rowan5215 03.14.21	I want to be a Ghastly or Cubone or somethin but on some real shit deep down I know I'm a Bidoof :/
YoYoMancuso 03.14.21	Metagross Meteor Mash Explosion Rock Slide Earthquake
Conmaniac 03.14.21	Is GhandiLion legit the gengar?
ArsMoriendi 03.14.21	"making ars slowly detest me more and more with each discord message i post?? " Is that what you're doing? I like you more with each passing day so you're doing a bad job
ian b 03.14.21	dammit, my plans have been foiled! luckily that was part of my overall master plan in the greater scheme of things ; )
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	okay I am out of ideas for now
JustJoe. 03.14.21	23 😇
Koris 03.14.21	Oh shit, nice
Storm In A Teacup 03.14.21	awesome
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	oh hi storm
Storm In A Teacup 03.14.21	hello jotw
Storm In A Teacup 03.14.21	never heard of a slakoth
LeddSledd 03.14.21	https://i.redd.it/v3s17j72fo341.png
LeddSledd 03.14.21	make me the blue one that all the furries want to fuck
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	say no more
YoYoMancuso 03.14.21	Johnny how did you know that I never evolved my Metang in Pokèmon Go, you’re a wizard
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	I am in your pokeballs
ian b 03.14.21	hi other ian how are you
ian b 03.14.21	also thankfully this thread died down, now im bumping it to see how many people commenting pokemon it takes to break johnny
MyNameIsPencil 03.14.21	is there a pencil pokemon
MyNameIsPencil 03.14.21	album wise i'd go with kidcrash - jokes
loveisamixtape 03.14.21	u literally... changed my moves
TaiL4ever 03.14.21	Ok, not Fair, I try to accepT, this WeLL , better good next time, not fair, not fair ihhHhiHihhi haaaaRd[6]
ian b 03.14.21	what Tail said [2]
MiloRuggles 03.14.21	Some of these Pokemon are outside my wheelhouse, bit Ramon as wobuffet makes all kinds of sense
Pon 03.14.21	Ooh ooh!! Galarian Ponyta ty idc about moves
Gnocchi 03.14.21	commenting i guess.
Kompys2000 03.14.21	Mantine Album: Yellow Swans- Bring the Neon War Home Surf Bubblebeam Wing Attack Confuse Ray
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	updated
Gnocchi 03.14.21	I dig it.
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	bowwow who's next
Trifolium 03.14.21	I so am Oddish! Or not? What else? Help me Johnny!
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	mmmm Oddish of Sunflora?
porcupinetheater 03.14.21	I'm that dumbass one that's just a keyring and my moves are: -To the left -Take it back now, y'all -One hop this time -Right foot, let's stomp
Sinternet 03.14.21	agreed ahrd
Pikazilla 03.14.21	Kompys with the coolest pick thus far Also, how is sowing not mr. mime
Avagantamos 03.14.21	Alakazam cause he probably listens to the most intelligent of all dance music, also weak stats on the physical side. take acid (psyshock) add bong rips (smokescreen) chill vibes (calm mind) naps (rest)
Trifolium 03.14.21	Omg Sunflora hahaha! Leech Seed Sunny Day Attract Explosion
Pangea 03.14.21	I'm my boy Armaldo Ancient Power X-Scizzor Swords Dance Liquidation
granitenotebook 03.14.21	my fav pokemon are poliwrath, ninjask and reuniclus
ReturnToRock 03.14.21	Seel Nirvana - Nevermind - Surf - Rest - Payday - Flail
garas 03.14.21	I want to be a Metapod. Moves: HARDEN
nightbringer 03.14.21	Umbreon Copeland - Blushing Mean Look Toxic Moonlight Baton Pass
tectactoe 03.14.21	'you get imprison because your rankings cover fav bands everyone has in common and this is non-negotiable' sigh I'LL ALLOW IT! at least i did not get overlooked a second time... 😉 'it's okay tec, johnny's been postponing the inevitability of having to make me arceus before i delete this universe' dude just do everyone a favor and nuke us all
Parallels 03.14.21	Lol sick list
Cygnatti 03.14.21	someone add me
Parallels 03.14.21	Gardevoir (male) Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles II Attract Helping Hand Reversal Present
someone 03.14.21	Sputnik MTG alignment thread when?
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	updated
Pheromone 03.14.21	Agumon pepper breath spirit fire claw attack claw uppercut
Demon of the Fall 03.14.21	Bronzong w/ Levitate Hypnosis Metal Sound Trick Room Extrasensory I’ll leave you to work it out. I don’t listen to Bell Witch or Belle and Sebastian so let’s go with ‘Anna Von Hausswolff - Ceremony’.
Jots 03.14.21	arbok? 🐍 not sure how to process this 🤔 but ok will own it
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	arbok wasn't my suggestion in fairness, but I think you can own it
Pangea 03.14.21	you missed me johnny!
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	no I didn't! but I forgot to input your album before updating so it didn't save :[
nol 03.14.21	made Colton chicky poo? Unbased.
nightbringer 03.14.21	ummmmm
Pangea 03.14.21	oh alright that happens. understandable
granitenotebook 03.14.21	can i be added next update ty in advance
Trifolium 03.14.21	And me! With Dewi's album please. https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album/318870/Sol-Distorsion-Sol-Distorsion/
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	holy fuck how many of y'all did I forget albums for lmao. had perf movesets queued up, gonna update now before I sleep and forget
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	ok i sleep now
Pheromone 03.14.21	why did you miss me D:
Cygnatti 03.14.21	Staravia is kool let's goo
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.21	actually u are more altaria but that is cool too will do more peeps tomorrow xx
Pangea 03.14.21	:D goodnight!
nol 03.14.21	ok well do me when you awaken
Pheromone 03.14.21	( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Conmaniac 03.14.21	"Alakazam cause he probably listens to the most intelligent of all dance music, also weak stats on the physical side. take acid (psyshock) add bong rips (smokescreen) chill vibes (calm mind) naps (rest)" U described me v well coincidentally except scratch dance music for psych
Gyromania 03.14.21	Hmmmmmmmmmm
Jots 03.14.21	pheromone can be vanillite 🍦 (based on taste) (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Pheromone 03.14.21	deathconsciousness and this heat are very contarian yes
Jots 03.14.21	very patrician yes
Pheromone 03.14.21	very yes very
garas 03.14.21	Oh, Kakuna? That's actually even better with the grumpy face. Thanks Johnny!
Jots 03.14.21	tbf i have been too generous and should probably drop each down to a 4ish or so, touche
Tyler. 03.14.21	where is tyler
TheAntichrist 03.14.21	i'll be lickitung for reasons the mods would not be happy about me saying
Gyromania 03.14.21	I feel like the moves you assigned me is a not-so-subtle way of calling me a phoney
nightbringer 03.14.21	My brother bought me a siiiick Umbreon t-shirt from the official pokemon store in Tokyo a few years back. It disappeared from my wardrobe at some point (pretty sure a housemate stole it). Johnny denying me my Umbreon pick reminds me of this sad loss.
Conmaniac 03.14.21	tbf I encouraged Johnny to be Umbreon before johnny posted so blame me
nightbringer 03.14.21	ngl I totally didn't see that Johnny had already bagged Umbreon lol.
GreyShadow 03.14.21	omg i need to be on this GreyShadow Icarus The Owl - Pilot Waves Greninja Shadow Sneak Water Shuriken Night Slash Role Play
Snake. 03.14.21	Snake. The Radio Dept. - Lesser Matters Guillotine Whirlwind Solar Beam Rage Frustration
Emim 03.14.21	Yes I recognize some of these pokemans
AlexKzillion 03.14.21	Any of yall on showdown? I hopped on for the first time in years yesterday and prob put like six hours in lol
Parallels 03.14.21	Wait no That's not what I said What even is a gorebyss
Parallels 03.14.21	Did you just call me a bloodsucker
AlexKzillion 03.14.21	AlexKzillion Boys Night Out - Make Yourself Sick Clefable Moonblast Calm Mind Cosmic Power Soft Boiled
Avagantamos 03.14.21	chimeco?? I can't just get kadabra or something? I see now that you gave alakazam to conman already
Demon of the Fall 03.14.21	Ah man now I wanna be a Magnezone for that elect(on)ic + metal vibe.
DamnVanne 03.14.21	Damn, someone else took Ludicolo. I didn’t see that coming.
MiloRuggles 03.14.21	MiloRuggles Slowpoke Confuse Self-destruct Sleep Leer
neekafat 03.14.21	Neekafat Togetic (Viva la Vida) uh moves
Pikazilla 03.14.21	throws shiny stone in neeka's face hahaha bitch you fat now
ian b 03.14.21	owned
neekafat 03.14.21	):
neekafat 03.15.21	Is this cyberbullying?
CaliggyJack 03.15.21	Absol Alb: Go Shiina - Code Vein Moves: Feint Attack Swords Dance Future Sight Cut
JohnnyoftheWell 03.15.21	updated for sach while he's here, will add everyone else later
Aberf 03.15.21	Aberf Blaziken Moves: Blaze Kick Mirror Move Bulk Up Double Kick Album: Seiko Oomori - Sennou
Meridiu5 03.15.21	these are spot on
cold 03.15.21	cold Alakazam Moves: Magic Guard Hyper Beam Shadow Ball Dazzling Gleam Jessie Ware- What's Your Pleasure?
DDDeftoneDDD 03.15.21	will you guys still do this in your 40's?
Trifolium 03.15.21	YES!!
Pangea 03.15.21	of course!
DDDeftoneDDD 03.15.21	lol I say, grow the fuck up, this is a music site! Love you all my little nerds XD **
JohnnyoftheWell 03.15.21	3d you are like 33 and still listen to tool get rekt imminent update
Pikazilla 03.15.21	can i be lugia aeroblast psychic calm mind surf
Pikazilla 03.15.21	boris - flood for artwork pls
DDDeftoneDDD 03.15.21	good one! nothing wrong if I'm 37 I guess XD I'll never get this pokeshit
nightbringer 03.15.21	"will you guys still do this in your 40's?" probably even more so tbh
nightbringer 03.15.21	For real, though, Sputnik is nerd central.
JohnnyoftheWell 03.15.21	up date willdomore soon
Gnocchi 03.15.21	Swap Recycle for Bite or Crunch or smth?
Egarran 03.15.21	yeah this is nerdy af the alignment list was way better
neekafat 03.15.21	Ty John (:
dedex 03.15.21	i've got a shit movepool
Pikazilla 03.15.21	give me a peck on the cheek
dedex 03.15.21	boop
Pikazilla 03.15.21	melts
SteakByrnes 03.15.21	Salamence w/Moxie gimme Taeko Onuki - Sunshower Outrage Earthquake Fire Blast Iron Tail
JohnnyoftheWell 03.15.21	love you and you are such a salamence w/o intimidate, but I stg the next person who posts 4 badass offensive moves will get full splash and struggle
SteakByrnes 03.15.21	I do all of those moves on the regular ;]
GreyShadow 03.15.21	i didn't realize i had no control of my fate but tbh i still fucks with it
Avagantamos 03.15.21	Iron Tail is not a badass offensive move; especially when it's non-STAB, and Earthquake is already on the same set
SteakByrnes 03.15.21	I mean Iron Tail is only there for fairies lol, no other way to deal with them in mence's moveset (unless gen 8 gave him a better way but I stopped paying attention to competitive after gen 7)
Demon of the Fall 03.15.21	‘Demon of the Fall Bronzong MOVES Defense Curl Focus Energy Lick Egg Bomb‘ This moveset offends me from a Pokemon realism nerd sort of way, but I’m also curious as to why you chose these ones specifically? Please don’t tell me it’s just random rubbish.
Avagantamos 03.15.21	oh true I'm just so used to playing in earlier gens where the fairy type didn't exist yet. I forget that steel and poison are viable coverage now because of fairy
SteakByrnes 03.15.21	Haha fair enough, I wish we could go back to pre gen 6 so I could lock into dragon moves without a care in the world, just building up moxie boosts
neekafat 03.15.21	The bedex/dedex shit is cute
nightbringer 03.15.21	We need Johnny to explain all of his choices.
Get Low 03.15.21	Get Low Smeargle Sketch Sketch Sketch Sketch w/e album idc
Tyler. 03.15.21	Tyler. Mr. Mime MOVES Trick Room Amnesia Mirror Coat Parting Shot what does this mean..........
TheAntichrist 03.15.21	i have one of the best mega evolutions so i'm not complaining lol
Avagantamos 03.16.21	by making my only damaging move Psywave, Johnny has made my Calm Mind set-up strat irrelevant, as Psywave does not scale based on special attack (or physical attack for that matter)
Uzumaki 03.16.21	Hit me, johnnyboi
Trundle 03.17.21	https://moaropeth-blog.tumblr.com/image/5851068915
JohnnyoftheWell 03.17.21	oh fuck okay let's update
nol 03.17.21	lmaoooooo miltank letsgooooo
Pikazilla 03.17.21	are you whitney's dad
JohnnyoftheWell 03.17.21	whitney's mum has got it goin on. (smol update xx)
cold 03.17.21	damn johnny, i see how it is
JohnnyoftheWell 03.17.21	ok more smol update i am tired now ugh ffs you were just after the cutoff fine i'll do you now
cold 03.17.21	cold-"cold Alakazam Moves: Magic Guard Hyper Beam Shadow Ball Dazzling Gleam Jessie Ware- What's Your Pleasure?" johnny-Jessie Ware What's Your Pleasure? cold Rattata MOVES Acupressure Pin Missile Pursuit Bite wut
JohnnyoftheWell 03.17.21	you are not alakazam. you are also the 3rd user to request alakazam. magic guard is an ability not a move. the other 3 moves are badass offensive moves that don't rly reflect any character. no-one knows you like i know you there are no questions
cold 03.17.21	why am I not surprised
SteakByrnes 03.17.21	johnny why wasn't I added :[
Conmaniac 03.17.21	sry for taking alakazam cold
PlanetaryMuse 03.17.21	I’m the cutest pokémon on this list and also the cutest user so it’s a win/win for me
MiloRuggles 03.17.21	The conspiracy is the perfect album title for me, tyvm. I'm currently rubbing my two brain cells together to try and figure out what jungle healing implies. Quick request - I'm actually a shit sleeper, can we please change sleep to nightmare? God's work, John. God's work. Xx
Get Low 03.17.21	Johnny skipped me too wtf
SteakByrnes 03.17.21	me and get low will make our own sputdex
Get Low 03.17.21	Get Low and I* (sorry, had to respond with something, y'know?)
SteakByrnes 03.17.21	I refuse to use proper grammar on this site,
JohnnyoftheWell 03.17.21	you weren't skipped, you were just too far down the list. cutoff was cold, will do you next time
Pikazilla 03.17.21	johnny just hates pseudos
Get Low 03.17.21	That is unbelievably lame lmao
JohnnyoftheWell 03.18.21	justice for pseuds
evilford 03.18.21	I don't play pokemon. Which one am I? U tell me johnny
Get Low 03.19.21	still pissed off
Pikazilla 03.20.21	Sorry, you got dexit'ed
heck 03.20.21	I wanna be a furret
TheAntichrist 03.22.21	make sharenge a magikarp
Aberf 03.22.21	Heeeeeey, this isn't what I signed up for 😠
JohnnyoftheWell 03.22.21	"make sharenge a magikarp" lol okay why
TheAntichrist 03.22.21	actually make him a dedenne
JohnnyoftheWell 03.22.21	w h y
Get Low 03.22.21	ngl I like you slightly less than I used to, Johnny, for not adding me to this. I still like you, but just slightly less.
JohnnyoftheWell 03.22.21	sketch will update this tomorrow, am behind on everything rn
Get Low 04.09.21	You are so full of shit, Johnny. Still waiting for that update.
SteakByrnes 04.10.21	can't believe this
Egarran 04.10.21	I want some acupressure pls
SteakByrnes 06.01.21	can't believe this [2]
JustJoe. 06.02.21	combination of words [3]
Get Low 06.02.21	JohnnyoftheShitter ShitteroftheWell
JohnnyoftheWell 06.02.21	can't believe this [2]
Uzumaki 06.02.21	Update this, John boy.
Get Low 06.02.21	He's intentionally not updating to spite me.
GhandhiLion 06.02.21	Can I be summoned skull
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.29.21	Bump, toss Colton's sister down for Galarian Corsola
Ryus 06.29.21	never played pokemon someone tell me what i am
loveisamixtape 06.29.21	ry…don
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	Yeah maybe. Perhaps Ekans to jots' Arbok Will maybe update this soon
Drifter 11.02.22	do me