ViralOblivion: Stoner Stories

ViralOblivion 06.04.13	Lets hear em
Trebor. 06.04.13	I smoked way too much and it was the worst day of my life and never again
SeaAnemone 06.04.13	This morning I smoked a joint after I got back from my run cuz I have the day off and friends and girlfriend were busy so I chilled out in the sun for a while, read some of my Tommy Jefferson biography, grilled a few burgers for myself, and then took a nap. Damn most exciting story evr.
Atari 06.04.13	haha oh man i'm gonna have to think of some.
KILL 06.04.13	i smoked a joint and got high then ate some food and went to sleep its what happens every time!
Necrotica 06.04.13	Oh I have plenty for this list...
Uranium 06.04.13	first time I smoked was in a friend's dog cage and I let all the dogs out when we were leaving the kennel and I was so high I could do nothing but laugh as they ran off into the sunset
Atari 06.04.13	"first time I smoked was in a friend's dog cage " lol wtf
wabbit 06.04.13	first time I made brownies I used way too much oil and was very high for a very long 24 hours.
MuhNamesTyler 06.04.13	Sounds awesome
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	I have a lot more but fuck they would take so long to type
Uranium 06.04.13	"lol wtf" it was a big cage that housed about 5 dogs
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	Especially doing this drug that looked like Plato it was supposed to be the effects of peyote and shrooms and I still only remember a few like flashes of that day
Necrotica 06.04.13	The first time I got high, I was playing guitar at a friend's house but I forgot my backpack in the music theory class I attended. So I was driving back, completely stoned off my ass, wailing out every vocal part to Alice in Chains' Dirt, completely in tune with the music and feeling every guitar note and rhythm. Eventually, I made it back to the classroom to get my backpack and my professor saw me completely high. Then he shrugged and went back into his office… I'm so surprised I didn't get in serious trouble for that shit
SupercolliderMusic 06.04.13	"first time I smoked was in a friend's dog cage " lol wtf [2]
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	You are very lucky lol
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	Stories of 1 and 2 are when I was very young oh man I miss the good ol days
MuhNamesTyler 06.04.13	I'll just go with my first time, first time I ever smoked or drank was in the same night. My girl had just broke up with me and I was 16 so it was basically the end of the world. Some of the dudes I skated with were always gettin fucked up and shit and they invited me to come chill. Ended up takin a shot every time the blunt came around, we smoked two blunts I think. Keep in my mind this is my first time drinkin or smokin so I was pretty fuckin wasted, did a drunken phone call to my exgirl with all of my friends screamin into the phone how much of a slut she was (haha) and then we all tried to go skate and it was the most hilarious 30 minutes of my life, everyone just falling around. Woke up the next morinin in a pile of hardees wrappers with half of my body in a closet, like I tried to crawl in there or somethin
eternium 06.04.13	I still haven't done brownies. This one time I went 'camping' with some friends (it was actually just the woods by my friends' neighborhood). We were drinking, smoking, and some of us tripping on dxm. As a result of this I was lying on the ground feeling at peace with the world while the ones who weren't on dxm were making fun of me.
Uranium 06.04.13	pretty sure weed makes me schizo so i quit
Necrotica 06.04.13	Another time for me was when I was (again) around my college area with a friend. He got his bong out and I smoked 3 bowls all on my own (I never did that much before). Afterwards, I decided to take a shower and everything felt like I was on ecstasy. I decided to drive afterwards, the wind in my face, listening to some great psychedelic shit like Animal Collective, driving about 80-90 miles per hour on the highway, and then decided to jam my bass guitar with a friend at college. Ah, good times
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	One time I got wayy too high at my dealers house him and his friends smoke me out till I'm literally sleeping in this chair I wake up to them playing halo 2 and I join in and I destroyed all of them half asleep and still very high ah, good times [2] I never get as high as I used to tolerance is so fucking high
ChuckyTruant 06.04.13	lol @ 2
Atari 06.04.13	it's not really that funny but here goes...WAY back in the day I was getting high with 2 friends from high school (we were hotboxing the hell out of my friends car). we didn't have much of a tolerance had only smoked a couple times and it was good shit so after about 30 minutes of hotboxing and we were STOOOOONED lol. i just remember us all sitting there in the parked car for like an hour and we were all paranoid as fuck and felt like we were floating. that's prolly the most high i've ever been
Atari 06.04.13	i also got super stoned with my brother and my cousin once at my parents house when they were sleeping and my high ass left the giant bong out in the basement bathroom for my dad to find when he went to take his morning shower.
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	@chucky it would be funnier if I could tell the full thing or it may make you think I'm a piece of shit but I was having an out of body experience at that time
wabbit 06.04.13	brownies are amazing if you're alone and just listening to boc for the next 5 hours. They are less fun when you have to do things.
SCREAM! 06.04.13	"@chucky it would be funnier if I could tell the full thing or it may make you think I'm a piece of shit but I was having an out of body experience at that time " It's the internet man, just go for it!
DamnVanne 06.04.13	My favorite story was from college: It was the day of my Philosophy of Science final, and my mind needed to go places so I could write some good in-class essays. So me and my buddy who had a Geology final went over to this majestic vantage point back in the woods that overlooks Mt. Rainier and this big ass valley of trees. We sparked up a blunt rolled of this sweet herb called Jamaican Bobsled, and sat there talking about life and love and logic for a while, really setting an intense mood. All of a sudden, this ENORMOUS bald eagle lunges from the trees above our head and soars around in our view for like 10 minutes, just diving and gliding his incredible ass all over the place. We took it as a generous validation of our entire quarter at school and a sign that great things were to come. I strolled into class with a huge smile and wrote the most ballin works of philosophy that I have ever concieved. Thank you, marijuana
evilford 06.04.13	one time, I smoked dope, it was cool the end
ChuckyTruant 06.04.13	lol its all good dude
WeepingBanana 06.04.13	one time me and my friends smoked and played super smash bros melee for like 4 hours oh wait that's every time
ViralOblivion 06.04.13	So after she attacked me I punched her then dragged her by the hair and kinda tossed her into a door head first and she was OUT If there will be blood had come out then I would've been like "I'm finished" Yep
Spec 06.04.13	i smoked a joint and got high then ate some food and went to sleep its what happens every time! [2] Nobody gives a shit about stoner stories cause they all fucking suck.
Spec 06.04.13	THIS ONE TIME I ATE LIKE THREE BAGS OF DORITOS SO EXTREEEEME
evilford 06.04.13	once upon a time there was this guy named evilford. he smoked some pot and did crazy shit and told everyone on sputnik about it and was henceforth the coolest user on the site, the end
climactic 06.07.13	most recent one was a few weeks ago, me and some friends were hittin a bong in my friends backyard, he lives kinda up in the mountains so bears and coyotes and wolves come through sometimes. it was like 1 AM and we heard some leaves rustling in the woods. we figured it was just a deer or something so we kept smoking. a few minutes later we hear a huge GRRRRRR like 50 feet away from us, we start freaking out, getting ready to fight for our lives. the growling keeps going on, we're completely silent.....it turns out to be the filter from his pool. lol
GuanoBumbershoot 06.11.13	one time I got way too high, just way too fucking high. Sat down on my buddies couch to watch some tele, then all of a sudden I start having the biggest panic attack ever. Proceeded to do a mean 50bps double kick with my legs while telling my friend I was dying. He told me to put my head under the faucet and breath. That just fucked me up even more, and eventually his mom had to wake up and take me to the hospital. When they told me I just got way too high, I felt like an asshole for a week.
climactic 06.11.13	thats gay
Spec 06.11.13	That's embarrassing wow.
KSK1 06.11.13	I don't smoke but the first time I ever tried it I was with my friend and I was like fuck this shit sucks cause it didn't kick in right away and I made him use the rest of his weed that he was gonna save for another time. Eventually we were driving around screaming Guns N Roses songs and that's when I realized I was baked as fuck. We go to a gas station and they gave us ALL the food they had for the day cause they were gonna throw it out. Walked into my house where my mom dad and uncle are with 9 pizzas 5 things of chicken and a shit ton of fries. All the sudden felt like my dad was staring at me for 30 minutes so I got paranoid, went in my pool, and did flips under water for an hour then went to bed. Good times.
GuanoBumbershoot 06.11.13	hahaha KSK. "They fuckin' know I have the munchies!" First time I came home baked, my mom asked me if I was high, and my response was: "NOOOOHOHOHOHAHAHA"
Scoot 06.11.13	only time i've ever smoked weed was when i was dt at a club i ended up getting munchies hard going to the closest subway eating two footlong subs and passing out
Scoot 06.11.13	now i know what you're thinking what if they were actually dicks and i was just high
chemicalmarriage 06.11.13	i agree with evilford
Scoot 06.11.13	phonicx
sixdegrees 02.02.20	one time I ate like 3 bags of doritos