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Stoner Stories

We all have them those awesome stories when your stoned maybe its your first time or you accidentally drank some bong water when you thought it was water whatever it is please share

First time I ever ingested weed was a brownie my best friend Shane told me about how awesome
weed was I think I had just turned like 14 or something so we eat a brownie each and we start
walking and we did so for a long time until we got to a Burger King and this is where it started really
hitting me and I didn't even know I was high I was just on planet fucking Pluto trying to eat some
fries and I kept telling my friend that water kept dripping on my head when in fact it was
condensation from my soda anyways we walk to a movie theater and were sitting in a lobby on a
bench in the theater and for some reason i decided to scream as loud as i could(still dont know why)
and my friend just said " you just screamed so loud" I say nothing and about 10 seconds later " did
I just scream really loud?" We saw distrubia it was shit I fell asleep during it
2Black Sabbath

This isn't weed related but a good story nonetheless me and my ex decided one day to ditch school
and do some ambien (sleeping pills that if you stay awake you will trip fucking balls) anyway me
and the gf took 2 each and it was fine for a while we hung out with people at lunch during school
were walking back to my house and we decide why not 2 more each so we did and we started
banging then I guess at one point she saw me as like a demon or some shit she runs out of my
house completely naked I luckily grab her before she leaves my driveway and carry her inside she
starts attacking me and from there I can't say more cause its really BAD
3Electric Wizard

Me and my friends were just chilling smoking and for some odd reason my friend decides to dump
bong water into a cup he starts passing it around telling us to drink and of course our response is
fuck you dude and another one of my friends is so high that he never noticed my friend put the
water in the cup so he hands it to him he grabs it and he smells it he kinda does nothing smells it
AGAIN then drinks and throws up
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