WasWas
05.01.11 | 1 is my favorite quote of any tv show ever. |
Thane
05.01.11 | yeah toby totally sucks man |
tkxxx7
05.01.11 | baby I was born this way |
WasWas
05.01.11 | i know i'm missing some. |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | haha, yes |
Apollo
05.01.11 | hahahah fuck yes this list rules |
bungy
05.01.11 | "This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here"
Michael: Why are you here? I didn’t even invite you to my birthday party.
Toby: I work here.
"What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced."
"You can train him! He's very, very smart and funny and charming... Lehhargh! You know, I can't do it. Toby is the worst. That- that was a bluff." |
bungy
05.01.11 | "I didn't hire an ex-convict...unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist." |
AnotherBrick
05.01.11 | "Toby: I think it was really admirable the way you stuck with the problem and saw it through to the end today. And you were good and firm with everybody upstairs when you told them to leave. I think you earned their respect. So, nice job.
Michael Scott: Thank you. But unfortunately, coming from you, that means absolutely nothing."
"Michael Scott: Come on, let's go.
Toby: Where?
Michael Scott: 'Where?' I'm gonna smack you in the head with a hammer, come on let's go." |
bungy
05.01.11 | Stanley: Can't your conversation wait until Monday?
Toby: We want to go home
Michael: Well, you don't even have anyone to go home to Toby |
AnotherBrick
05.01.11 | yup, just started the show over again for the 8th time. thanks a lot bungy |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | "Why are you the way that you are?"
My favorite. |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | hey so erin might be phyllis' daughter |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | Great. |
Inveigh
05.01.11 | ^huh? (edit: that was meant for the Phyllis' daughter comment) |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | and will ferrell might be the scranton strangler
just throwing some hypotheses out there |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | I think the person that is going to be hinted at as the Scranton Strangler comes out in the finale. My money is on Carrey. |
someguest
05.01.11 | is toby the fat black guy
I never watch tv |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | and phyllis said in the last episode that she gave up a kid a while ago, erin grew up in foster care, and the cameras did some weird shit with both of them in the episode |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | I actually heard a promo in which they say one of the candidates for Michael's job could be the Strangler So I think it will be one of the cameos. |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | and that's stanley |
Inveigh
05.01.11 | interesting. i always just assumed Darrel was going to eventually take over for Michael. |
Satellite
05.01.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHh0rf0ojEc |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | NOOOOOO |
Satellite
05.01.11 | watching the goodbye michael episode now |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | Single tear. |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | i teared up a bit... |
Aids
05.01.11 | I love when he buys the salad from the warehouse guy thinking it's weed and then plants it in Toby's
desk. That's got to be one of the funniest things ever on The Office, I was crying for most of that
episode because I was laughing too hard. |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | Caprese salad. |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | "Well then you are an idiot" - Dwight Schrute |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | who do you think you are? |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | Me and a friend of mine can literally speak a conversation basically just using quotes.
Dying alone. |
Aids
05.01.11 | my friend and I can (and sometimes do) sit and watch Super Troopers while quoting the whole thing the whole way through. it would be really really annoying for anyone else watching if they were there but, it goes without saying, we have no friends. |
wyankeif1337
05.01.11 | what... what gives you the right? |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | I DONT WANT A LARGE FARVA |
Aids
05.01.11 | "I want a god damn literocola"
"I don't know what that is!"
""Liter" is French for "give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!" |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | I feel like watching A Clockwork Orange again and pretend to know more about the social commentary of it than I really do.
Or sing Eddie Money with passion. |
Aids
05.01.11 | A Clockwork Orange is such a fucked up movie. Amazing, but so fucked up. |
Josh D.
05.01.11 | TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT |
CelestialDust
05.01.11 | Earlier today, stanley sassed me. And toby gave me some suggestions on how to discipline him.
They did not work, obviously, because they were stupid. |
DeafMetal
05.02.11 | funny list |
BigTuna
05.06.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2VKlNwH2bw |
CelestialDust
05.06.11 | love that scene lol |