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Last Active 04-16-13 5:11 pm
Joined 03-03-11
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| Moronic Old Guy.
Okay, so there was this bomb that was found in a mall here in Denver, CO and they just caught the guy who laid it. It was an old man with a handlebar mustache who had gotten out of prison 11 years early 7 days before he laid the bomb. I mean, this guy must be dumb. Why bomb something right after you got out of prison. Also, if all the FBI knows about you based off of surveillance tapes is that you have a handlebar mustache, shave the thing off! But no, in the mugshots, he still has that mustache. What sucks most is that all the local news will be talking about will be him for a few weeks.
Anyway, story is over, list is what I've been listening to a lot lately, the first 2 are free albums you should check out. | | 1 |  | Pet Slimmers of The Year
...And The Sky Fell | | 2 |  | Juvenile Baroque Slaughterhouse
Gall and Wormwood | | 3 |  | The Pax Cecilia
Blessed Are The Bonds | |
North0House2
04.25.11 | 1 is atmospheric metal. It reminds me of All the Empires of the World, only a little heavier.
2 is weird. I think it's progressive/avant-garde/post-metal. All instrumental. | mclovin99
04.26.11 | yep. | Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Sounds like your dumb average everyday criminal. | North0House2
04.27.11 | Haha, no idea. It was a pipe-bomb surrounded by two propane tanks. It was in a concrete stairwell at the back corner of a mall. I mean, maybe it's just me, but I don't think that'd do tons of damage. | Satellite
04.27.11 | do you have any idea how hard it is to grow a handlebar mustache? | coneren
04.27.11 | My brother has a sweet one | North0House2
04.27.11 | I'm assuming it'd take awhile. |
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