North0House2: Hit A Deer With My Truck

North0House2 12.06.14	Life loves to kick you while you're already struggling, eh? I don't have the money or time for this right now lol.
oltnabrick 12.06.14	i hit a deer like right before halloween this year. did like 4k in damages too >:[
Tyler. 12.06.14	Seriously fuck deer yo
oltnabrick 12.06.14	my friends mom hit a horse and the horse went through the windshield _
Phlegm 12.06.14	i ran over this guy last week and totally freaked out so i just drove off
ScuroFantasma 12.06.14	so you were speeding down an empty road, and then floored it...to 40?
oltnabrick 12.06.14	"i ran over this guy last week and totally freaked out so i just drove off" u did the right thing
North0House2 12.06.14	"so you were speeding down an empty road, and then floored it...to 40?" Well I slammed on my brakes as quickly as I could to try and stop, but I didn't have the time. So then I floored it and got to 40 or so when I hit the deer. I've been up over 24 hours lol, so my story telling sucks atm.
InbredJed 12.06.14	dude, I know eh?
ScuroFantasma 12.06.14	Ah okay
LambsBread 12.06.14	deer are beautiful animals and they did nothing to you.
Deviant. 12.06.14	Well they did do something, they got in the way
kris. 12.06.14	agreed deer are scum
Deviant. 12.06.14	Apart from santa's crew I fuck with them
Rowan5215 12.06.14	You always have the most interesting lists, NorthHouse
kris. 12.06.14	only part of santa's crew i'll fuck with is blitzen for obvious reasons
zakalwe 12.06.14	A bird who lives an hour away. Stuck in the middle of nowhere. Ancient pick up truck. Electrician. Shite taste. In your position i'd be hitting deer for fun at 80mph.
manosg 12.06.14	"Life loves to kick you while you're already struggling, eh?" I think the deer is in a wee bit worse place right now but yeah it sucks anyway.
Phlegm 12.06.14	lmao i love you Zak
bach 12.06.14	one time i was driving my big wheel when i was 5 and i hit an ant. busted up my hubcap and now the colony is feverent with anger. in the beginning i tried to use pesticides to keep them from invading my home but, to no avail. my home is theirs. intracte and earthen. teeming, crawling,...alive
Rowan5215 12.06.14	LOL bach
bach 12.06.14	retreating to my basement to brood list is digs MY QUEEN SHE CALLS FOR ME
zakalwe 12.06.14	i doubt anyone knows what this is but fuck it. IT CAME FROM THE DESERT!!!
bach 12.06.14	http://media.edge-online.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/117/2012/10/Antheads-It-Came-From-the-Desert-2.jpg me irl
Tunaboy45 12.06.14	So I felt like the biggest asshole When I killed your rock and roll
zakalwe 12.06.14	Proud to be an ant head. Cool as fuck.
NorthernSkylark 12.06.14	and she's gettin used to venison
MuhNamesTyler 12.06.14	So the deer is ok, right?
TalonsOfFire 12.06.14	lol
North0House2 12.07.14	Lol I just read through all of these comments, I can't follow half of them. Turns out I hit two deer. I looked at my truck more in depth this morning while the sun was out, and there are dents all over the passenger side of my truck, while the deer I noticed I hit was the front driver's side. So, I must have been so focused on the first deer I hit that I didn't notice the other one... The second one I hit must have hit hard, because it cracked the steel above my fender... there's a big wad of deer hair jammed into the metal split. This is going to cost a lot more to fix than I thought. Poor deer.
dmp3131 12.07.14	You hit 2 deer in one motion? I don't know whether to feel bad or be impressed. Kidding, obviously. I hit a deer earlier this year. Did the same thing, came right out from some bushes. Hit it going about 35. Rolled onto the windshield and ran off. Somehow my little Grand Am didn't take any damage. Though it definitely was unexpected.
MuhNamesTyler 12.07.14	Did you even try to save the deer? If you hit two you probably had enough parts to save at least one
North0House2 12.07.14	Yeah dmp, that's what it appears. I didn't notice the second one, but the proof is all over the side of my truck. Considering both sides are pretty banged up, it's obvious there was more than one. Man your Grand Am has some good bones then. My truck's a big old '86 GMC, so the thing's basically a tank. The damage isn't horrid, but it's enough to cost around $300-$500 to fix... which sucks. And nah Tyler, both deer lived (at least they were somewhat alive and off the road when I left the accident, so I wasn't able to save anything.
Deviant. 12.07.14	"You hit 2 deer in one motion? I don't know whether to feel bad or be impressed. " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gQNgh6iSBM
BMDrummer 12.07.14	your lists always make me sad :,[
cb123 12.07.14	ive written off 3 cars because on Kangaroos :(
Rowan5215 12.07.14	☹_☹
North0House2 12.07.14	"your lists always make me sad :,[" My life's been less than easy lately lol, but it'll all be okay. Someday my lists will be cool
North0House2 12.07.14	Whoa, kangaroos? That's insane...
ExplosiveOranges 12.07.14	Deer meat is pretty good tbh
NorthernSkylark 12.07.14	same with roo
North0House2 12.07.14	Deer meat rules. I would have taken the deer if it had actually died. Elk is the greatest, though.
MuhNamesTyler 12.07.14	Deer jerky is where it's at
TheBarber 12.07.14	lol gotta love how you speak miles more about your truck damage than the fucking dear
TheBarber 12.07.14	if they're dandy it's kay though
ScuroFantasma 12.07.14	^what he said
RoyalImperialGuard 12.07.14	Damn, us Floridians are spoiled.All we gotta worry about hitting is racoons and crackheads.
Tyler. 12.07.14	i ran over this guy last week and totally freaked out so i just drove off fucking lmao