Samshine
02.14.12 | Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. |
Tyrannic
02.14.12 | amen. |
klap
02.14.12 | saint valentine, play on playa |
taxidermist
02.14.12 | Valentine's Day, woo woo! The links don't work btw, Sam. Or maybe not for me. Idk. |
Spec
02.14.12 | A good boyfriend needs more than one day to express his love to his girlfriend. Just sayin. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | Damn, they don't. Oh well, just a bunch of funny memes to do with valentines day and what not. |
Deviant.
02.14.12 | Sam, will you be my valentine?
i don't cost much to feed and I keep myself clean |
Samshine
02.14.12 | As long as you're willing to eat oatmeal with me in the morning then, yes. Yes, i will. |
Deviant.
02.14.12 | Probably one of the easier requirements I could fill... |
Spec
02.14.12 | Meh, i'm not too choked up about it. |
JWT155
02.14.12 | HEY, I have a romantic day planned miss |
Satellite
02.14.12 | fact: 4 is the best nofx album |
Chrisjon89
02.14.12 | I lit some candles, ran a lukewarm bath (tepid at best), donned a suit, soaked in the suds, ate roses and bawled by myself. Not Cadbury Roses either. |
Scoot
02.14.12 | surprised nobody's taken a shot at me so far |
Deviant.
02.14.12 | When you start coughing it'll be like American Beauty |
Spec
02.14.12 | Sputnik's users are pretty classy. They would never take a shot at anyone. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | Stfu JWT, No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's Day, because no man will ever have a
chocolate penis that ejaculates money. |
Satellite
02.14.12 | at least not until i save up enough for the surgery |
Spec
02.14.12 | *A fat free chocolate penis. |
Deviant.
02.14.12 | "because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money."
I see that picture is still doing the rounds |
Scoot
02.14.12 | "chocolate penis that ejaculates money"
lebron james would disagree |
ohfoxxxycole
02.14.12 | valentines day isnt so bad |
Chrisjon89
02.14.12 | Funny you should say that because plastic bags...aren't they just exquisite? |
taxidermist
02.14.12 | "because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money."
Someone just posted that pic not long ago. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | ^ agreed. |
Acanthus
02.14.12 | First Valentines being with someone in a long time, still can understand the faux-anger however. |
bungy
02.14.12 | Whoa a cute girl with awesome music taste
You can be my valentine I wont buy you anything I promise |
klap
02.14.12 | http://betcheslovethis.com/node/349 |
Deviant.
02.14.12 | Am I supposed to read that before or after I get my nails done? |
klap
02.14.12 | after so you can let them dry. duh |
FrankRedHot
02.14.12 | Sam, it sounds like you need to drop that Canadian metrosexual and come meet a real man in Florida.
Was that enough of a shot, Scoot? |
Emim
02.14.12 | sounds like someone's jealous |
Sanders
02.14.12 | Looking forward to raking in the tips from pissed-up couples who are foolish enough to pay a shitload of money for the same meal on a different day. |
Slum
02.14.12 | same fucking jokes every year |
wabbit
02.14.12 | I thought you had shitty taste in music. |
macadoolahicky
02.14.12 | Roses are red,
Valentine's Day is crap.
No girlfriend this year,
So fap fap fap. |
iFghtffyrdmns
02.14.12 | fuck valentines day?
sitting on some pretty original stuff here sam you ought to look into getting it published |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | 1. List is badass.
2. I'm waiting until tomorrow to make the move on a certain girl I've been talking to, mainly because I don't want to spend an assload on some expensive restaurant that serves mediocre food. Most relationships that start around Valentine's Day usually suck and are short anyways.
3. Does that make me an asshole? |
mozambique
02.14.12 | my valentine today is 2 fat spliffs |
Katechon
02.14.12 | Most people who compain about Valentines Day do so because they don't have anyone to share it with. |
BigHans
02.14.12 | VDay is a goddamn scam against men. No Im not lonely, and I will get laid tonight. I wont be buying a card, candy, chocolates, or flowers. I told my girl how I roll on Vday and luckily she shares the same thing. This day turns men into fucking saps. Fuck any day where men are required to act like pussies lest fear the wrath of their women. |
BigHans
02.14.12 | 3. Does that make me an asshole?
^ no, it makes you smart |
klap
02.14.12 | i mean if buying a boss dinner and hobnobbing with the rich and famous makes me a pussy then i'm all in on this holiday |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | If I don't get kicked out of a stripclub tonight this day will be a fail. |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | Thank you Hans. Great minds think alike.
Remember Balls, two in the pink one in the stink. |
MO
02.14.12 | Valentine's day is fun when you don't take it seriously. Horror movies and seafood for us, can't wait! |
BigHans
02.14.12 | Remember Balls, two in the pink one in the stink.
^ THATS CALLED THE SHOCKER |
devious
02.14.12 | Facebook is flooded with bitter people who haven't been in relationships so long that they forget that being single on a day like this is a god send. |
Island
02.14.12 | what is love |
Maniac!
02.14.12 | baby don't hurt me |
MoosechriS
02.14.12 | Dont hurt me no more |
BigHans
02.14.12 | Did you just grab my ass, Maniac? |
Island
02.14.12 | love has a face
http://2media.nowpublic.net/images//02/ae/02aedf0b331882ee48261b4b759d1466.jpg |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | I'm celebrating the return of Champions League soccer m/
"^ THATS CALLED THE SHOCKER"
If she is on her time of the month, it is also known as two in red one in the shed. |
Hyperion1001
02.14.12 | man fuck you guys ive got a date with the girl of my dreams so fuck hallmark dont need that shit |
BigHans
02.14.12 | RecSpecs, I didnt expect you to get my Steel Panther reference. |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | Yeah, I don't listen to them sorry. Haha |
jdennis31
02.14.12 | if your first girlfriend drops you the day before valentines, does that give you the ok to get as much poon as you can tonight? |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | "if your first girlfriend drops you the day before valentines, does that give you the ok to get as much poon as you can tonight?"
That and/or suicide is fine by me. |
jdennis31
02.14.12 | if suicide by exhaustion from too much booty exists, i'll take that |
Samshine
02.14.12 | "Most people who compain about Valentines Day do so because they don't have anyone to share it with"
or you know, are in a relationship and just think its a stupid day |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | I however am counting on all the couples tonight to come out to hard rock so I can make money and facilitate the night of debauchery I was hoping for. If they let me down....I'll have no faith in the institution. Basically you don't come to my job and buy a 75 dollar steak my heart will break. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | ^ this. I worked in a restaurant on valentines day, mothers day as well as the superbowl last year. Made hella tips. |
Piglet
02.14.12 | A trend I noticed at my school was that nearly every single girl got a rose from her best friend and then would carry it around like a trophy so it looked like they actually got it from someone special. Lol, it's so pathetic. |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | I never make money on Tuesdays or hardly work on Tuesdays for that matter so now I gotta show some faith. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | "A trend I noticed at my school was that nearly every single girl got a rose from her best friend and then would carry it around like a trophy so it looked like they actually got it from someone special. Lol, it's so pathetic."
Its always the ugly friend that does this |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | There is a good chance I might get hired at Buffalo Wild Wings here soon, otherwise I'm just a broke unemployed nigra. |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | Valentines Day is a great excuse for devouring chocolate and those delicious candy hearts which you can A. eat and B. give to your best bros in a humorous but pretty homo-erotic manner. |
Samshine
02.14.12 | I saw one the other day that said "page me"
... wonder how old it was |
jdennis31
02.14.12 | everyone i work with is like 40+ years old and married. pretty funny how much they hate valentines day since they've long since forgotten about making any effort |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | There is nothing wrong with having a no homo brodown on Valentine's Day. |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | 1 out of the 30 servers in my restaurant is a female. The rest are raucous males ranging from their early twenties to their early thirties. It's going to be more homo-erotic than usual tonight. |
Scoot
02.14.12 | "Sam, it sounds like you need to drop that Canadian metrosexual and come meet a real man in Florida.
Was that enough of a shot, Scoot?"
metrosexual eh |
jdennis31
02.14.12 | '1 out of the 30 servers in my restaurant is a female.' i'm sorry -_- i remember the only reason i ever took a job in the food industry was so i could work with hot waitresses |
Recspecs
02.14.12 | Waitresses tend to be either really hot and annoying, or ugly and annoying as fuck. |
wabbit
02.14.12 | I spent the day at an elementary school helping in classes. I've had at least a dozen cupccakes and so much candy i really think i now have diabetes. Gonna go home and crash and listen to e!e! M/ |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | "I've had at least a dozen cupccakes"
I am jealous. |
Relinquished
02.14.12 | we really don't care about this holiday but for the hell of it my wifey and I went skydiving and ate pizza in the air |
Spec
02.14.12 | I have cookies. |
BallsToTheWall
02.14.12 | I LIKE TURTLES |
FrankRedHot
02.14.12 | Lose the zero and get with the hero |
Spec
02.14.12 | hotelplanners.com |
Sanders
02.15.12 | I'll just leave this here... http://www.steakandbjday.com/ |
Scoot
02.15.12 | "Lose the zero and get with the hero"
it'd work perfectly, you're around her height |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Wait, Scoot and Baseline are dating? |
Scoot
02.15.12 | ... |
Sowing
02.15.12 | ugghhhh fuuuccckkk thiiiissss daaaaayyyy |
Island
02.15.12 | v day is a jane doe kinda day |
Sowing
02.15.12 | i would but im too busy trying to figure out if i like the new fun album or not |
Island
02.15.12 | you dont
band will make you hyper gay
but if women got you down maybe thats good |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "..."
Lol. Sorry I had to. I am satisfied with my relationship status on Facebook and that's what counts. |
ShadowRemains
02.15.12 | "Most people who compain about Valentines Day do so because they don't have anyone to share it with"
most people who say this are in this very situation |
Scoot
02.15.12 | lol |
Trebor.
02.15.12 | hardcore and powerviolence all day |
Scoot
02.15.12 | infest |
ShadowRemains
02.15.12 | man is the bastard |
CakeWithCream
02.15.12 | links don't work and i'm curious |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Yeah, pics didn't work for me either.
|
ShadowRemains
02.15.12 | they were memes |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | I figured. |
someguest
02.15.12 | Whether you like it or not, you have a vagina Samshine. Start acting like you have one. |
TheNewWhack
02.15.12 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o&ob=av3e |
spillingmercury
02.15.12 | How do you act like you have a vagina? Do you part your legs a little less when you walk?
Valentines Day isn't so bad to me. Every nauseating couple will use some holiday to buy unnecessarily expensive and cheesy gifts. The cute couples just seem a lot cuter, and all the single friends/people who's partners aren't there with them that day just huddle together and either act like it's no big deal or exaggerate the hell out of it. I think it's alright. |
someguest
02.15.12 | 'How do you act like you have a vagina? Do you part your legs a little less when you walk?"
Well, that explains your strut. |
spillingmercury
02.15.12 | Well, that explains your strut.
swag* |
someguest
02.15.12 | All the fags say that. |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | "Well, that explains your strut."
YOOOOOOO |
Scoot
02.15.12 | "Whether you like it or not, you have a vagina Samshine. Start acting like you have one."
sagely advice |
someguest
02.15.12 | SPIKE! |
spillingmercury
02.15.12 | All the fags say that.
what? strut? |
someguest
02.15.12 | Strut is a thing fags do. Swag is a thing fags say.
Come on, you live in 2012 - don't act like you're not 2x as queer as everyone else. |
qwe3
02.15.12 | yeah hurry up someguest is losing his boner |
someguest
02.15.12 | yeah qwe's been chewin on it all day, shit's tired |
qwe3
02.15.12 | cmon man your penis doesnt stretch from michigan to sydney thats mad talking-self-uppagge |
Ignimbrite
02.15.12 | forever alone |
spillingmercury
02.15.12 | Oh. sorry guest you're not really my type. Blatant flamboyancy isn't my thing. |
someguest
02.15.12 | whatever, freddie |
Samshine
02.15.12 | ""Whether you like it or not, you have a vagina Samshine. Start acting like you have one."
sagely advice"
Alright, sorry. Let me begin by complaining how i havn't recieved a gift or even seen my boyfriend
on valentines day. I will drive to his house (even tho i think he should have spent all day
preparing a gift and have come to me) while listening to taylor swift on volume 36, comparing my
life to her diary songs and keep telling myself that someday some guy will treat me like a princess.
Upon arriving at his house, i will wipe my mascara filled tears and exit the car. When i walk into
his house, he will then give me a bouquet of roses and will be able to tell i have been crying. When
he asks "Whats wrong?" I will reply with "Nothing" no matter how many times hes asks. I will then
eat the entire box of chocolates he gave to me as a gift and complain about how fat i am getting.
When he doesn't state otherwise, i will then begin to cry even more and bitch about how "he doesnt
love me". Soon after, when he recieves a text message i'll ask "Who's texting you?" thirty times and
then state: "It's like you don't want me to trust you". We will then get into a stupid argument over
nothing where i over analyze everything you say and at the end of the night, i will post a
valentines facebook status about how much i love my boyfriend and how our relationship is perfect. |
spillingmercury
02.15.12 | Freddie had a badass mustache. You could only hope to have facial hair on your upper lip that full and luscious. |
Relinquished
02.15.12 | damn stokes |
Scoot
02.15.12 | lol |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Hahaha I hope she isn't bring serious because I know at least 12 couples like that. |
Samshine
02.15.12 | ^ I know like 20.. it's pretty sad actually. |
Masochist
02.15.12 | This was actually one of the better Valentine's Days I've had in a while. I bought flowers for each of the six girls in our sales office, and a big box of chocolates for them to share. Then had Red Lobster to celebrate someone's birthday.
But usually, I just ignore Valentine's Day like I used to ignore New Year's Eve before I had to work it every year. |
Masochist
02.15.12 | Addendum:
I like the spirit behind V. Day, but I hate the expectations (and the commercialism, of course). |
Deviant.
02.15.12 | Just because there exists certain expectations doesn't mean you shouldn't use them to your advantage to score some guilt free sex |
dammets
02.15.12 | there needs to be something for valentines day as festivus is to christmas |
Recspecs
02.15.12 | Yeah I agree with Dev, sex should be frequent and always guilt free.
If that was what he was getting at. |
JWT155
02.15.12 | Well my Valentine's Day was awesome. COME AT ME BRO |
MisterTornado
02.15.12 | Spun alot of My Bloody Valentine's Loveless today. |
JWT155
02.15.12 | Me too actually |
Masochist
02.15.12 | As did I ;-) |
