Devastator: My New Puppy

Devastator 01.03.13	The bastard has been trolling my dad all day and it's really funny.
Polyethylene 01.03.13	rsputanimals
Yazz_Flute 01.03.13	Sweet name.
SgtPepper 01.03.13	Oh, man nice. I love German Shepherds. They're excellent dogs. Intelligent and playful. I have a border collie named Spartacus, he's 6 and extremely hyperactive as well. Actually, this is quite a coincidence because he too is lying down in his bed as I type this. Dogs are honestly the best thing on this planet in my opinion.
YankeeDudel 01.03.13	pic??????
bach 01.03.13	I have two cats. one 3 years old, the other 18 years old.
Devastator 01.03.13	My friend has a border collie and she is the nicest thing. Come to think of it I have really met a mean dog. Met alot of asshole cats though.
YankeeDudel 01.03.13	whoa how long do cats live for
bach 01.03.13	If you keep them indoors, anywhere in between 15 and 20. Outdoors, like 6.
SgtPepper 01.03.13	I've never met a mean dog or cat. The cats I've met are usually just very shy or steer clear from strangers, very few cats have actually been playful with me. Which is a shame because I love to pet them.
YankeeDudel 01.03.13	why do they live shorter outdoors? unless that just counts for car accidents/predators or something?
bach 01.03.13	Infections, parasites, poisoning, diseases, etc..
YankeeDudel 01.03.13	Ive always looked at dogs and cats like this. A dog is more work and takes up more energy to care for but they are much more fun and care about you more. Cats kind of do their own thing which means you have to look after them much less but they arent as fun to play with or as rewarding. It just depends what kind of pet you want. A high maintenance/high reward one (dog) or low maintenance/medium reward (cat). At least thats my experience.
bach 01.03.13	@Yankee pretty much. But, to earn a cat's love, all you have to do is feed it.
J0ckstrapsFTW 01.03.13	I have a orange tabby cat named tango who is the fucking shit. That dude had to have at least 20 lives because he bites power cords and gets electrocuted like a boss
Polyethylene 01.03.13	Cats >
Polyethylene 01.03.13	A meaningful relationship
Polyethylene 01.03.13	I think cats have complex personalities, dogs seem kinda stupid and impulsive to me. I'm also more a chill person than an athletic one, therefore hanging with a cat on a couch is far more appealing than running around on a beach with a dog slobbering all over my balls
Polyethylene 01.03.13	I've had better experiences with cats personally, I love both but yeah cats any day (you can raise cats to be really affectionate and responsive too, the fat and lifeless ones always belong to people who work 24/7)
Relinquished 01.03.13	nice man we named our german shepard the same thing except I had mine is 4 years old, and I got three more named Luna, Isis, and Ulver (go figure)
Relinquished 01.03.13	cuz you wouldn't wanna name such a cute puppy with an ugly name like that
bach 01.03.13	I have to name my first dog Townsend.
Wolfhorde 01.03.13	The problem with dogs is their "intelligence" is highly dependant on race and as Snox said how they're raised. A properly raised husky/saarlos/tchechoslovakian wolfhound is gonna be incredibly smart and quite "agile" for a dog. This seems to be less the case with cats.