RobotJesus: How To Get Singed By Rise Records

Trebor. 03.03.12	yeah
WithHorsesInHerEyes 03.03.12	I'd rather not get singed by anyone.
BallsToTheWall 03.03.12	getting singed sounds painful. Like anal rape.
Trebor. 03.03.12	Alternate method: Have Jonny Craig in your band
Tyrannic 03.03.12	whitney houston singed pretty good
Hospital 03.03.12	hahahahha this is amazing
Funeralopolis 03.03.12	vid rules
YankeeDudel 03.03.12	haha pretty much
Erratic 03.03.12	reaughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	Why do ppl on this site still care about Risecore so much?
Funeralopolis 03.03.12	because the majority of people who like heavy music in real life like this shit.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	but funny I guess.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	"because the majority of people who like heavy music in real life like this shit." ya but really people don't care much about that shit anymore. I mean honestly I find it easier to find people who like La Dispute than people who still like Attack Attack! in terms of post-hardcore or whatevs. Point is it's like making parodies or jokes about how bad you think BrokeNCYDE or Vanilla Ice is. Like, who really cares anymore?
Tyrannic 03.03.12	"I mean honestly I find it easier to find people who like La Dispute than people who still like Attack Attack! in terms of post-hardcore or whatevs. " says the kid from sputnik. smh
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	yea but you see I actually talk to people irl.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	dear god if I used this site as a gauge for how people actually judged music then I would hate myself. It would be all be a bunch of people that think scenecore and Nickelback are relevant and have omg it's a nightmarish world.
Tyrannic 03.03.12	if you talk to actual people in real life, and still believe this: "I find it easier to find people who like La Dispute than people who still like Attack Attack!" then i just don't know what to believe anymore.
Funeralopolis 03.03.12	@gabe: I can see why people hate you now.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	Uhhh yeah. Ever since La Dispute became Tumblrcore it's been REAAALLY easy to find people who like them. they aren't your secret little internet band anymore.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	@Funeralopolis: y?
Funeralopolis 03.03.12	cus everyone is a faggot and they're jealous.
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	Well that makes sense.
TheSpirit 03.03.12	greatvid
Tyrannic 03.03.12	never my band, bud. never listened before. D:
jdennis31 03.03.12	obligatory bimonthly comment about gabe liking justin bieber and ke$ha
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	"never my band, bud. never listened before. D:" saywhaat? I'd recommend it. I used to love them but not as much anymore but a lot of people here do. But yeah I've even scene a TON of scene kids who quote La Dispute on Facebook and shit and I know Last.fm isn't really an accurate gauge of popularity but they already have about as much scrobbles as Tyler, the Creator who has mainstream success. "obligatory bimonthly comment about gabe liking justin bieber and ke$ha" m/
gabethepiratesquid 03.03.12	er, SEEN a ton of scene*
Funeralopolis 03.03.12	ya that whole hardcore movement is getting a lot of attention with pianos become the teeth and touche amore and shit.
sniper 03.03.12	gabe is inarguably correct. risecore stopped being important 2 or 3 years ago. all those scene girls are at touche amore and la dipute shows now. sorry, guys.
Tyrannic 03.03.12	dude, i'm going to avoid listening to that band as long as possible. too much jerking in this circle, maybe later?
jdennis31 03.03.12	i really liked la dispute, and still think they are cool. just didn't have much staying power, same with piano become the teeth and touche amore
Hospital 03.03.12	^ awesome
auberginedreams 03.03.12	i've never met one other person in real life who even knew who la dispute was (other than my friends that i've shown them too) but i meet people who love attack attack and shit like that all the time.
AtomicShane 03.03.12	MMI and LMTF are cool imo
climactic 03.03.12	"i've never met one other person in real life who even knew who la dispute was (other than my friends that i've shown them too) but i meet people who love attack attack and shit like that all the time." are you serious where the fuck do you live? i live in a new york suburb which is like xbr00talxscenex central, and i know like 30 people who like la dispute and stuff like that.
Aphrodisiac 03.03.12	when does rise sing anyone ever? Don't they just sign bands?
auberginedreams 03.03.12	i live in washington. idk i know one guy who likes have heart but other than that all the "hardcore kids" are into the scene stuff still.
AtomicShane 03.03.12	@Fluttertrank yeah i know both those bands get shit on here but there still cool to listen to
Tyrannic 03.03.12	i'm in chicago. near a hot topic. do the math.
AtomicShane 03.03.12	yeah its hella generic
auberginedreams 03.03.12	mmi are decent, but yeah super generic.
bungy 03.04.12	Fucking Hot Water Music you idiots
SCREAMorphine 03.04.12	Actually pretty funny
pmmets07 03.04.12	fucking awesome video
americanohno 03.04.12	yeah back in 2009 I was talkin' to a girl who some here might call "scene" and she knew/loved la dispute. that's when I knew that was a train I better jump off of.
lucasjcockcroft 03.04.12	gabe is right, every 2 minutes i see a girl post a "i think i saw you in my sleep, darling" status.
Trebor. 03.04.12	yeah cuz la dispute is for girls
auberginedreams 03.04.12	yeah real men listen to kate bush.
Trebor. 03.04.12	Kate is so m/
spillingmercury 03.04.12	I'd rather talk to a girl of that scene about La Dispute than ADTR or anything off of the Warped Tour lineup.
lucasjcockcroft 03.04.12	^warped has a couple good bands every year. and this guys real music is just as bad as the stuff he's making fun of
blackparade 03.04.12	arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	i lold
spillingmercury 03.04.12	^warped has a couple good bands every year. Eh...Yeah, that's true. But I still won't take it back because there's a greater chance that that kid is going to pick a name out that can barely pass decent out of that list.
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	"yeah back in 2009 I was talkin' to a girl who some here might call "scene" and she knew/loved la dispute. that's when I knew that was a train I better jump off of." really good reason to stop listening to a band
americanohno 03.04.12	that's not the only reason. it's mostly that i find la dispute to be "kiddy" or "juvenile" in a way that makes me embaressed to listen to them.
bloc 03.04.12	Haha, I LOVED this video
bloc 03.04.12	Song wasn't bad either :D
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	jamming hard
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	Oh WHAT A SHOCK ANOTHER BREAKDOWN.
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	"it's mostly that i find la dispute to be "kiddy" or "juvenile" in a way that makes me embaressed to listen to them." I only like two of their albums, and it's all for the way they sound. Albeit, the dude writes really good lyrics, though I can see that the earlier stuff was way too contrived. The song King Park is pretty interesting, as far as a lyrical topic goes.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	Ya I agree La Dispute is one of the worst bands around.
Killerhit 03.04.12	Like I want to sign up to them My band already has a label anyways
Killerhit 03.04.12	Some shitty band
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	@Killerhit: maybe you should actually open up the link instead of being a cunt.
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	I thought La Dispute's newest album was pretty cool, idk bros.
Killerhit 03.04.12	"@Killerhit: maybe you should actually open up the link instead of being a cunt." I did. Unlike some people, I actually take a look at things before judging them.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	I didn't even listen to it but I am gonna hate on it anyway.
Killerhit 03.04.12	Look my record label gave us a good deal so we're staying with them. I don't want to be under Rise Records mostly because they get a lot of bands that I honestly don't like.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	by cunt I meant a great person wanna hit the old bong got some nuggs.
Killerhit 03.04.12
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	yes?
Killerhit 03.04.12	How about we just get drunk in Kitguli
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	I don't think my bus pass will get me there :(
Killerhit 03.04.12	ill drive you Anyways my record label's Pirate Radio, really unknown guys but awesome pay
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	When I scream my floor head tells me to stfu and when I am home and I scream my mom tells me to stfu and I get paid nothing.
Killerhit 03.04.12	Are you this desperate to beat shuyin's comment count
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	He is only a level up, the cap level is to beat Ballstothewall's comment count.
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	"I didn't even listen to it but I am gonna hate on it anyway." I didn't like the clips I'd heard until I heard this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa9mi5Pd8aY Song made me try it again, and after a few listens, I was like, "hey this is kind of cool." That's really the only song I listen to by the band regularly though.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	I choose to be ignorant and say fuck dat, cus there aint no bong in dispute that sounds scary!
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	I see...
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	ya thats a how it is gone be and that is how it gone is
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	I think Waking The Cadaver has the scariest sounding bong rip.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	waking the cadaver ain't no bong they're like half an abbey road/5.
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	Dude they had a demo track up in like '07 that started with a clip of Don Campen ripping a bong via inhale gutturals, if that's not bonghit brutality, then surely bonghit brutality has yet to exist.
Funeralopolis 03.04.12	ever heard electric wizard?
keyboardxmosh 03.04.12	Electric Wizard is cool, but I fail to see what they have to do with bonghit brutality. I'm sorry, the gurgle-bong is the epitome of bonghit brutality.