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11.15.11 Sputnik's Ugliest

Sputnik's Ugliest

Since all you dickheads were so intent on submitting images of your putrid rots for everyone to see in some fickle competition to be "Sputnik's Best Reach-Around" or something, I decided that an ugliness ranking was in order. This has probably already been done but fuck it: SPUTNIKMUSIC.COM'S 10 UGLIEST USERS
God Loves Ugly

Haz - : You're actually very mediocre looking, that moving gif picture just freaks me (and your one ex-girlfriend, who is probably still in high school, out). I commend you as Sputnik's 10th Ugliest Individual.
9Ugly Duckling

AIds - : If you had said you were the one on the left, you wouldn't have been on this list. I commend you as Sputnik's 9th Ugliest Individual.
8Ugly Casanova
Sharpen Your Teeth

Sanders - : I feel it necessary to mention: NO MEANS FUCKING NO. I commend you as Sputnik's 8th Ugliest Individual.
7Stoopid Ugly Stik
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A

tiesthatbind - : I appreciate that you try not to be wasteful and to find uses for even rotting roadkill, but dude on your chin?? Doesn't that shit smell? Or is it unnoticeable over the repugnant odor of your upper lip? I proudly commend you as Sputnik's 7th Ugliest Individual.
6Ugly Colors
Perfect As We Are

Emim - : Welp, I suppose when you couldn't possibly convince anything else with a vagina to sleep with you, you need to turn to 70 year old widowers. That's cool, I guess. I commend you as Sputnik's 6th Ugliest Individual.
5Ugly Kid Joe
As Ugly as They Wanna Be

pizzamachine - : I'm sorry pizza - I really do like you and your quirky little review. I congratulate you on your recent ascension to contributor status. But bro,,, I just would really prefer not sleeping with you, ever. Something tells me you've probably got a massive throbbing cock though. Anyway, I commend you as Sputnik's 5th Ugliest Individual.
4 Rush

sonictheplumber : find your own picture of him and you will see why I now commend sonic as Sputnik's 4th Ugliest Individual.
3GG Allin
The masturbation Session

Ovrot - : Ovrot and his glorious hair?.blah blah blah. I'm sorry bro but the only person who is more creeped out than me about those dead straight locks is the girl who wasn't going to be sleeping with you in the first place. Hence, I commend you as Sputnik's 3rd Ugliest Individual.
2Ugly Duckling
Taste the Secret

Hep Kat - : You look like every weird ugly clown from every movie with a weird ugly clown, ever. Thanks for the impending nightmares. I commend you as Sputnik's 2nd Ugliest Individual.
1Ugly Kid Joe
America's Least Wanted

zxhkho - : Your pretty blue eyes can't save you from the monstrosity that is the creepy rot located square on that big ugly head of yours. I think you should become a monk. With pleasure, I commend you as Sputnik's Ugliest Individual.
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