BrownPark
11.15.11 | Get cuter, dudes. |
KILL
11.15.11 | where am i |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | Well this isn't very positive. |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | bummed I didn't make it c'mon man |
anarchistfish
11.15.11 | where am I ffs I NEVER get put on lists |
Gmork89
11.15.11 | This is a bit much I think. |
Kimm
11.15.11 | ...where's my picture? |
Kimm
11.15.11 | btw some cutieesss in this list. |
anarchistfish
11.15.11 | I had a feeling something like this would happen |
BrownPark
11.15.11 | dammit i forgot kimm. kimm you can be honorary #11. god loves ugly gmork, don't feel bad. |
ThespianLesbian
11.15.11 | Well you aren't very nice |
Fugue
11.15.11 | Not even a passing reference, I am disappoint. |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | Where am I at?
This joke hasn't been done yet has yet? |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | A Pulp Fiction picture, how clever
Have you even seen Jackie Brown? |
KILL
11.15.11 | i actually posted my picture and sonic said i was hot but i dont believe him |
ZilbelPing
11.15.11 | This is gonna lead to butthurtness and arguing and lol
as long as the mods don't delete it. |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Woohoo!! I made the cut. Whatever happened to that list I saw this morning about suicide? |
Tyrael
11.15.11 | I'm not on here
yay! |
pizzamachine
11.15.11 | LOL there's no way I'm that ugly!
right guys?
guys? |
Divine
11.15.11 | ???? |
MO
11.15.11 | this is hilarious |
Aids
11.15.11 | lol ouch |
Cipieron
11.15.11 | sploosh |
BrownPark
11.15.11 | @Josh idk what you're talking about bro I'm obviously a fucking stud. Smart, funny, handsome, hard-working, wealthy, caring, etc.
|
WashboardSuds
11.15.11 | Kronic the Hemphog |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | I love how you can't even tell what Aids really looks like in that pic, I CALL PERSONAL BIAS. |
omnipanzer
11.15.11 | They all have REALLY REALLY GREAT personalities. |
omnipanzer
11.15.11 | Honestly, I don't think anyone on this list is bad looking... Hep might kill you. |
KILL
11.15.11 | emim looks true metal |
seedofnothing
11.15.11 | all brownpoop, enough with the shit, be a man and post up ur pic
comin, dont be a puss |
BrownPark
11.15.11 | I mean hep still gets it in I know that for a fact, he's just a weird looking dude. Some people are just ugly man that's how the world is... You kids gotta learn this shit and not get butthurt not about it or you're fucked for later. |
Cipieron
11.15.11 | get two more and you can make a 2012 Uggos of Sputnik calendar |
SmokingTheClouds
11.15.11 | Well this isn't very positive. [2] |
CtrlCCtrlV
11.15.11 | I'd fuck'em all, your kind of a cunt huh? |
seedofnothing
11.15.11 | allright brownpoop, enough with the shit, be a man and post up ur pic
comin, dont be a puss |
CtrlCCtrlV
11.15.11 | You first you seedy bastard. |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | So who is making/remaking Sputnuk's Hottest? |
seedofnothing
11.15.11 | up yours control command and conquer trader the 4th |
seedofnothing
11.15.11 | stoked to be a fag |
seedofnothing
11.15.11 | i love you stokes |
Cipieron
11.15.11 | so much ugly-person anger in here |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | andcas where is the other list? |
xStayxTruex
11.15.11 | I will see your ugly and raise you an ugly as fuck.
http://oi40.tinypic.com/13yh30x.jpg |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Hahaha that pic. Oh God. |
FromDaHood
11.15.11 | Sonic isn't that bad |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | eh he's no looker. actually i can't really judge i barely remember the picture of him I saw so really i'm just full of shit, as usual. |
Aids
11.15.11 | "I love how you can't even tell what Aids really looks like in that pic, I CALL PERSONAL BIAS."
haha obviously. like these are the 10 ugliest guys on sputnik. this is an glorified internet forum remember, this place is crawling with insanely hideous people. at least I placed lower on this than I did on the hottest guys list. In my mind that means I win boo-yah. |
WeepingBanana
11.15.11 | lol Hep's wife is pretty fucking hot so... |
taxidermist
11.15.11 | Aids isn't really ugly imo (no homo!) |
pizzamachine
11.15.11 | lol |
BigHans
11.15.11 | I wouldnt say anyone on here is ugly. |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | you're all beautiful people ♥ |
Killerhit
11.15.11 | I should be on the #1 |
BigHans
11.15.11 | he's right the Ties that beard or whatever you got rocking is ridiculous. You look like you might pull some mad trim if you shaved that shit off. |
UnnamedOcean
11.15.11 | Unfortunately the true ugly people would never submit their pictures. |
Killerhit
11.15.11 | I should. |
Wolfhorde
11.15.11 | Someone really has some daddy/grandad/older brother/local preacher issues. Not like we haven't had this before, welcome him into the Freudian circle. |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | yeah butchered wasn't all too becoming of an individual.
i want this list to get featured so people can get even more butthurt. they featured that list the other day that was like "reasons sputnik sucks" or something so i don't see why not for this one. |
Masochist
11.15.11 | So if Aids is both one of the ugliest and one of the hottest...does that make him John Mayer? |
Aids
11.15.11 | "Unfortunately the true ugly people would never submit their pictures."
haha this is true.
"So if Aids is both one of the ugliest and one of the hottest...does that make him John Mayer?"
your body is a wonderland mas, explore it with my hands |
Spec
11.15.11 | Feature. |
pizzamachine
11.15.11 | Aids isn't the only one that's on the hot and ugly lists. |
LimbsandJoints
11.15.11 | Feature [2] |
Scoot
11.15.11 | sees list
not there
keep on truckin /m |
botb
11.15.11 | hahaha best list |
Aids
11.15.11 | har har baseline |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Feature [3] |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | Giraffes are awesome |
Scoot
11.15.11 | that's the face you're making in that picture too |
bloc
11.15.11 | Is Aids the guy on the right or left of the picture? |
Relinquished
11.15.11 | the left |
Uranium
11.15.11 | Didn't get in on hottest or ugliest list. WTF. |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | BE LESS MEDIOCRE LOOKING |
mvood
11.15.11 | damn the awfulness of looking normal |
Haz
11.15.11 | well at least I made this list
my gf isn't in high school |
lyon1535
11.15.11 | Why are all the people on your ugly list such babes? ♥
|
tiesthatbind
11.15.11 | @Hans: I have actually trimmed it a lot since that picture. |
Days of Future Passed
11.15.11 | Feature [4] |
Cells
11.15.11 | Lol this list is so great. Feature [5] |
qwe3
11.15.11 | if zxhkho is the ugliest dude here we must all be pretty damn attractive because he def aint ugly |
dnor
11.15.11 | We can't all be Dnor-status pretty can we? |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | Feature [5]
i want more people to see my glorious face |
balcaen
11.15.11 | 2-3-4 FTW. though ovrot is actually a nice guy. the others have nothing going for them
i thought aids was hideous too for a bit, and then i met him. far better looking IRL
anyway, came in here to make sure i wasn't on the list. mission accomplished |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | come on guys
AIDS is never pretty |
Vesper
11.15.11 | Lol.
Almost everyone on Sputnik is just average - unsurprisingly, like the rest of the human population - then it just becomes a matter of taste. Or standards, if you will. |
StrangerofSorts
11.15.11 | There's a list with people on? I WANT IN. |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | damn balcaen lol |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | Okay some of this list is very true and some isn't. But it is mainly true. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | Okay some of this list is very true and some isn't. But it is mainly true. |
Aids
11.15.11 | "i thought aids was hideous too for a bit, and then i met him. far better looking IRL"
haha fuck you |
taxidermist
11.15.11 | Balcaen keeping it a hon don. |
coneren
11.15.11 | aids you are hot in picture dont worry she is lying that means she wants you |
taxidermist
11.15.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wfld6HjHYY
3:33 ONE HON DON. |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | sonic looks pretty m/ |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | i like your beard |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | Am I m/ too guys? http://hphotos-sea1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/223667_1688483352004_1835313290_1087200_974522_n.jpg |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | This is the ugly thread. |
Vesper
11.15.11 | ^ The face doesn't matter when you're going for that reach-around. |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | http://i41.tinypic.com/13z3arb.png
now you are m/ |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | I'm trying to whore myself out wherever possible |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.15.11 | you don't look like a bitch or anything |
Aids
11.15.11 | Balcaen >> sonictheplumber
I mean I'm sorry she blocked you on facebook (I can't figure out why she would do such a thing.....), but jesus christ calm down. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | I need more sput-friends on facebook
WHO WANTS TO ADD ME |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | Dude, he's not actually angry. |
Aids
11.15.11 | except he is. He posts pretty much the exact same thing whenever Balc appears in a thread or gets brought up. Nigga needs to chill. |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | lol |
Crymsonblaze
11.15.11 | I didn't make either list =( |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | lol |
coneren
11.15.11 | oh fuck |
Aids
11.15.11 | I stick up for a user that happens to be a girl ====> I must want to fuck her
sputnik logic. or rather sonic logic. |
coneren
11.15.11 | hell yeah mother fucker |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | whenever i stick up for anybody i want to fuck them
now be nice to aids |
coneren
11.15.11 | i would fuck aids hopefully we will one day maybe we can get married |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | I don't understand how anyone can not understand Sonic's humor. |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | yeah |
psykonaut
11.15.11 | lol |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Damn, get sonic'd. |
Aids
11.15.11 | I understand sonic's humour but you can tell he's actually butthurt about this one. He's funny like 80% of the time but 20% of the time he just comes off as a retarded dipshit wasting away in his parent's basement. This is part of the 20%. |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | me and coneren can fuck aids together |
coneren
11.15.11 | his christmas present |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | we'll tag team that ho |
Sanders
11.15.11 | Hahaha, awesome. Hobo-beard rape-eyes ftmfw |
Aids
11.15.11 | one day cone, soon. |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | m/ beard sanders |
coneren
11.15.11 | cant wait to blow |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | real talk |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | This thread is getting out of hand. |
coneren
11.15.11 | a fun time for all |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | new subject?
lets talk about abortions |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | You all better chill the fuck out before a mod sees this. |
coneren
11.15.11 | ovrot have you ever gotten an abortion? |
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Stop with all this talk about asses, beards, abortions, and ugliness. There are young ears in the thread (pizzamachine). |
Aids
11.15.11 | "and i rock 100% of the time, which is 100 times more than you do, cause you rock 0%. plus we dont have a basement at hard jams inc headquarters, we just have the love room where we fuck your mom"
hahaha see now that's the sonic I can get on board with: funny and not retarded
you do rock much harder than me I'll give you that. but rocking is overrated anyway, I croon
going to bed, I had fun sonic let's do this again sometime
oh I forgot: m/ |
bloc
11.15.11 | "Stop with all this talk about asses, beards, abortions, and ugliness. There are young ears in the thread (pizzamachine)."
u dum? The pizzamachine lives way beyond our mortal years. |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | I've had two coneren
|
Recspecs
11.15.11 | Well then. I am flustered. |
JWT155
11.15.11 | Where is FearThyEvil? |
Sanders
11.15.11 | Preeeeeeetty sure I've misrepresented myself with that hobo photo....
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2517/fdress.jpg
Either way, witty banter and a glorious personality will get you everywhere you need anyway! |
coneren
11.15.11 | how did they feel? |
lyon1535
11.15.11 | Guys am I hot enough for Sputnik
http://media.photobucket.com/image/ron%20jeremy/westicles06/ron-jeremy.jpg?o=6 |
coneren
11.15.11 | well ok |
37er00
11.15.11 | yw |
37er00
11.15.11 | my boner has never been harder |
37er00
11.15.11 | is that your friend |
foreverendeared
11.15.11 | boing |
Trebor.
11.15.11 | I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD |
37er00
11.15.11 | too bad i was hoping you could hook me up with her |
37er00
11.15.11 | damn she keeps getting hotter |
JWT155
11.15.11 | *Sigh, thank goodness I'm not on here... |
37er00
11.15.11 | hey you back the fuck off |
whywontyoudie
11.15.11 | I know I'm not an ugly person, but list concept is pretty harsh. Especially on pizza, he's such a cool dude. |
37er00
11.15.11 | i have never been so fucking furious in my whole life |
37er00
11.15.11 | until her gaping ass swallows you |
Ovrot
11.15.11 | wait
why do i get a GG Allin album? |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.15.11 | "This thread is getting out of hand."
I actually thought it was getting pretty awesome |
37er00
11.15.11 | awesome as fuck |
Haz
11.15.11 | am I actually mediocre looking, tell me guys I can take it |
Haz
11.15.11 | http://i.imgur.com/YHhey.jpg
more recent picture of me |
Ovrot
11.16.11 | you look like a regular dude
but you need a beard
everyone needs a beard |
North0House2
11.16.11 | Beards are the way of life. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
11.16.11 | I want a God damn beard and it doesn't God damn grow |
caqp11
11.16.11 | I shouldve entered in the hottest male contest. i def wouldve been in the top 3. |
Recspecs
11.16.11 | All I can grow is nice stubble. Maybe when I hit puberty I can grow facial and pubic hair! |
Masochist
11.16.11 | I definitely didn't make either list. Best possible outcome. |
BrownPark
11.16.11 | @Sanders @Haz - Dudes. You're not good looking guys. Mediocre at best. Posting more pictures of yourself wearing a shirt that's too tight for your "big-boned" figure with overpriced designer sunglasses to hide the fact that your eyes are too close together (ahem, Sanders) or a picture where you thought your hair looked nicely fluffed in which your unibrow was neatly trimmed/plucked (ahem, other neck-bearded basement dweller) is not helping your cause here. Stephen Hawking hit you with an ugly stick before he let the stork take you home to Mama. I'm sorry, that's how it is. More photos from new angles will not change it.
Alright boys, carry on arguing about laying your lives down over balcaen or whatever. |
North0House2
11.16.11 | Lol dude, I just looked at a picture of Sanders, he looks just fine to me... as does everyone else on this list |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.16.11 | god damn.
have you men no taste in beauty? |
Ovrot
11.16.11 | i don't have a basement |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.16.11 | that's good. it'd probably be scary as fuck and full of jarred fetuses like the one in American Horror Story. And on top of that, Rings of Saturn probably plays in the background while your down there. Fuck.
Now that's not meant to be inappropriate in any way, it's just a show... and one that happens to freak me the fuck out. |
Ovrot
11.16.11 | rings of saturn would play in my basement
yes |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.16.11 | yes. plus:
http://thatswhatwesaid.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ahs-jars.jpg
so spooked |
Ovrot
11.16.11 | seems right
|
Haz
11.16.11 | "a picture where you thought your hair looked nicely fluffed in which your unibrow was neatly trimmed/plucked"
what
I can't be the only guy that doesn't consciously think these things before taking each photo
"(ahem, other neck-bearded basement dweller)"
I don't have a neck beard, or a basement. Somehow i've defied this ugly stereotype to have an attractive gf, as well. |
MO
11.16.11 | Lol this thread hard |
MO
11.16.11 | Duel postage |
Scoot
11.16.11 | this is comic gold |
ShadowRemains
11.16.11 | thread made my day, cheers |
BrownPark
11.16.11 | I do what I can, men. |
foreverendeared
11.16.11 | i rock 100% of the time, which is 100 times more than you do, cause you rock 0% |
Vesper
11.16.11 | "i rock 100% of the time, which is 100 times more than you do, cause you rock 0%"
100 x 0 = 100
> sonicmath |
Ire
11.16.11 | not even on neg lists am i mentioned : /
gonna kill myself |
foreverendeared
11.16.11 | rip |
aok
11.16.11 | wow will iv you're such an attention whore |
Trebor.
11.16.11 | twas a joke Vesper
|
TheMushuPork
11.16.11 | Whats wrong with tie's? |
Vesper
11.16.11 | Orly, Roberto. |
dnor
11.16.11 | WE. CAN'T. ALL. BE. DNOR, CAN. WE? |
foreverendeared
11.16.11 | "wow will iv you're such an attention whore"
tear |
Josh D.
11.16.11 | "Since all you dickheads were so intent on submitting images of your putrid rots for everyone to see in some fickle competition to be "Sputnik's Best Reach-Around" or something, I decided that an ugliness ranking was in order."
That is an excellent set of words. |
BrownPark
11.16.11 | Why thank you, Josh. That's like the third nicest thing I've ever seen you say to anyone... much appreciated. |
aok
11.16.11 | josh vs adam . the battle of the omnipresent sputniknames |
Awesomesauce
11.16.11 | Someone buy this guy a fucking beer. |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.16.11 | so i'm shotgunning a beer
and going to bed |
balcaen
11.16.11 | "at least balc is part of the 1% that know they suck unlike 99% of the people here"
whoa whoa whoa when did i acquire this knowledge
it's called being modest sometimes |
LimbsandJoints
11.16.11 | I'm the uglies bastard on this site inside and out. I'll choke your babies and punch your pooper |
Sanders
11.16.11 | "sunglasses to hide the fact that your eyes are too close together"
Dude's got me sussed. But seriously, if you think I'm bad, stay away from this town, it'd be like fucking Mordor to you.
On the bright side, this list is the closest I'll get to a moaropeth post m/ |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.16.11 | hahaha sanders you're pretty alright kid |
Aids
11.16.11 | "am I actually mediocre looking, tell me guys I can take it"
please don't tell me you're taking sputnik's opinion seriously.
"at least balc is part of the 1% that know they suck unlike 99% of the people here"
I always knew hanson thought i sucked. was all that tinychat love just a lie you WHORE |
BrownPark
11.19.11 | |
