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The Oregon Trail

I just moved from Phoenix back to central Oregon. After a year in Arizona, I forgot how much simpler life here is. Much more beautiful, as well.
1Glassjaw
Midwestern Stylings (Acoustic)

The tap water is marvelous here, whereas Phoenix water is liquid lukemia.
2Finch
The Casket of Roderic Usher

The women. Oh my woodness, the women.
3Eyedea and Abilities
By The Throat

Snow for 5 months is better than 118 degrees for 4 months.
4Madvillain
All Caps

You can only purchase liquor at certain stores, during certain times of the day. While I originally thought this was a horrendous offense (Arizona circle K's are basically full-blown liquor stores) it actually bodes well for me... as I have found myself not drinking as much lately. Although my boners don't last as long anymore.
5The Carrier
Hello Uncertainty

Being surrounded by trees and wildlife in the middle of downtown beats being surrounded by biker gangs and homeless people. They aren't even handsome homeless fellas.
6Deftones
Mascara

Recreational drugs are cheaper, better, more abundant, and not frowned upon. Until very recently, pot was a felony in Arizona
7Aesop Rock
Food, Clothes, Medicine

The bars are actually fun, whereas it can be very hit/miss in Arizona. Oregon bartenders are heavy handed when it comes to making a jack and coke.
8Brand New
Jaws Theme Swimming

English. Everyone speaks it.
9He Is Legend
Mean Shadows

The wages are far better, as well as the overall cost of living. Plus, there are more opportunities for artisan bakers... I found next to nothing in that field in Phoenix.
10Dead and Divine
Teeth

I can afford to live on my own, rather than having a rotating door of shitty roommates. Fuck alllllll that.
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