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If Only.....

This is a list of just some bands that I have some complaints about my demands.
1Blind Guardian
Imaginations From the Other Side

I wish they didn't take soooo damn long to make a new album. When you think about it 4 years is quite a long time to make a new album, regardless of its greatness. Personally, I would like to see some "simple" straight forward speed metal albums that are similar to their very first albums. All I want is a larger discography.
2In Flames

I wish they didn't sell out..... then at least they would be more respected. At least SOAPF had some of their best work in their sell out era.
Still Life

If Heritage was never conceived in Mike's thought process. Life would be better.

Fuck Cancer

They should've never recruited Aruna Abrams, she ruined their chemistry.
6At the Gates
Slaughter of the Soul

Why don't they make new music?????? they've been touring for about 5 years now!
Master of Puppets

they've done too many mistakes during the 90's and up till Death Magnetic. Right when they got back on track they end palling around with a washed up communist hippie.
8Edge of Sanity
Crimson II

Dan Swano will go out of his way to briefly reform EoS to make a tribute album for Chuck Schuldiner without any participation from any other band member, but he will go out of his way to form some other underground death metal bands. I mean wtf? You can still carry on an awesome project by putting out a great album every now and again rather than effectively ending greatness - he had the perfect chance to start over with a fresh new set of ideas without the other guys holding him back.
Unsung Heroes

Fuck you Petri, bring back Jari.

Why didn't Nuclear Blast do anything to help out Jari while he was having all of that technical difficulty back in, oh I don't know, 2006? We could've had more badass folk metal albums that would overshadow the shit that made most of the genre terrible. *Cough, cough, Korpiklaani, cough, cough*

I need more albums by this guy (apparently its a one man project).
Rust in Peace

I really don't have any complaints about the band's music, but Dave needs to go back to college or needs to at least put a determination in his will to sound more educated, because everything he's been saying as of recently is just down right retarded.
Thunder in the East

Their stuff from the 80's was solid heavy metal that could be compared to Judas Priest and Iron Maiden, but their desire to be more commercialized in the early 90's ruined their sound, and they still haven't recovered from those mistakes. It's almost like they had no faith in their fan bases from their home country of Japan.
#Reasons why I hate grunge
14Children of Bodom
Follow the Reaper

I'm seriously thinking that they've been drunk 95% of time during the recording sessions of their last two albums. I think alcohol took a turn for the worst for the Finnish party animals. They better straighten up and cut back on that booze to see if that will get them back on track on making some albums that can be compared to Follow the Reaper or even Hatebreeder.

Their new album in 2013 or 2014 better be spectacular (apparently Muhammad recently entered the studio).
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