MMX
12.29.11 | I don't know man some people just want to stick their Dick in a shit hole I guess |
theacademy
12.29.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRA9iz0Dyfc |
sifFlammable
12.29.11 | i assume because its a more 'private' part because of that |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | It's a negro thing.
Personally, when I see a chick I go from face, to ass, to tits, to hair, legs, etc. Ass is definitely a factor bro. |
AsoTamaki
12.29.11 | *claps* |
jdennis31
12.29.11 | because when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste and a round thing in my face, i get sprung. |
Inveigh
12.29.11 | it's just another hole |
AsoTamaki
12.29.11 | The hole isn't really the attraction. |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | "The hole isn't really the attraction."
The fuck it isn't. I live to jam my hot dog into some teen bunghole. |
MMX
12.29.11 | "I live to jam my hot dog into some teen bunghole."
The True meaning of life |
iambandersnatch
12.29.11 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=595804&page=35
someone else should contribute imo |
Hyperion1001
12.29.11 | sputdicks.com |
Iamthe Nightstars
12.29.11 | Um, girls don't poop. |
sifFlammable
12.29.11 | yeah wtf girls dont shit you fucking scumbag liars |
Puzzles
12.29.11 | People liking big asses doesn't surprise me. People who fuck animals, now that's a puzzler. |
sifFlammable
12.29.11 | puzzles why the fucking fuck are you even |
Puzzles
12.29.11 | No pun intended. |
iambandersnatch
12.29.11 | "Personally, when I see a chick I go from face, to ass, to tits, to hair, legs, etc. Ass is definitely a factor bro."
i think my order is
face
breasts
ass
skin
hair/cleanliness
legs
of course if one of those features is outrageously awesome it will probably catch my attention first. |
AsoTamaki
12.29.11 | "The fuck it isn't. I live to jam my hot dog into some teen bunghole."
Alright, but...how would the girl having a big or small ass make that any better? Doesn't change anything. |
iambandersnatch
12.29.11 | Yeah, while banging a girl from behind is definitely nice, a nice ass is good to look at because of
the curves/the way the light hits it/the way it bounces and all that. Not cuz it has a hole. |
jdennis31
12.29.11 | have you never heard of more cushion for the pushin? |
Jellingman
12.29.11 | Needz da azz broz |
Deviant.
12.29.11 | Sputnik could do with some jungle fever |
ApplicationToHeaven
12.29.11 | " I mean, girls shit outta those"
maybe some people aren't so disturbed by a natural biological process, idk |
Tyrannic
12.29.11 | uhm, there's actually a reason for this. like a valid science and evolution reason. but whatever YEAH MAN TITTIES AND BITCHES. |
Tyrannic
12.29.11 | my friend refuses to greet and/or depart from me any other way than by yelling titties and bitches. i've grown fond. |
MO
12.29.11 | I mean tits are great and all, face is a must obvs, but a nice set of legs and a booty to match, there's just nothing better on a girl. |
ffs
12.29.11 | evolutionary bias |
gosk8n
12.29.11 | more cushion for the pushin thats what i say |
Cosmiche
12.29.11 | something to do with the hourglass of time, reproduction, and the inevitability of death |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | "The fuck it isn't. I live to jam my hot dog into some teen bunghole."
Way to go, creep. |
Thane
12.29.11 | BBW 4 LIFE |
Tyrannic
12.29.11 | big hips don't kill women when giving birth.
/thread |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | That's not creepy Horde. That's life. |
BigHans
12.29.11 | Recspecs like soccer which means he likes asses alot. GUYS asses. hahahahahahahaha sick burn |
Alrightmax
12.29.11 | Big butt = wide hips, strong legs, healthy nutritional state = increased fertility & reproductive ability
DUH
|
Trebor.
12.29.11 | I don't know how you can like tits but not ass
cuz like they're pretty similar
|
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | "Big butt = wide hips, strong legs, healthy nutritional state = increased fertility & reproductive ability"
Way to excuse liking fatties. |
jefflebowski
12.29.11 | if you have to ask why, you'll never know |
ncguitar
12.29.11 | Why pussy? I mean, girls menstruate with those. |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | if you have to ask why, you'll never know [2]
OHHHHH HANS WITH THE BURN. |
Trebor.
12.29.11 | You've obviously never had a chick with a nice ass sit on your lap |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | "Why pussy? I mean, girls menstruate with those."
Awesome logic, genius. Not like you urinate with your penis or anything. |
Hawks
12.29.11 | I'd rather have a girl with a nice ass than big tits tbh. I mean, you gotta have somewhat of a chest too, but yeah. |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | "Awesome logic, genius. Not like you urinate with your penis or anything."
Hahaha. |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | "I'd rather have a girl with a nice ass than big tits tbh"
I don't know man, I wouldn't want a chick with a trunk like a parkin lodge but neither would I want a chick with fat mans on her chest. |
BigHans
12.29.11 | BURN |
Hawks
12.29.11 | Hahaha I know what you mean. I don't necessarily like big asses more than I just like nice ones. You at least need something to grab on to. That's why Cone's ass is perfect. |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | MEGA BURN |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | I'm generally not too big a fan of chicks that can kill me/seriously injure me with their body parts. |
GenusHomo
12.29.11 | male primates copulate in doggy where the view is of the ass cheeks. the development of large boobs in modern women mimics the curvature of the ass cheeks. loving the ass makes evolutionary sense because terrestrial male primates often take the power position during sex for reproduction meaning male bent over the female. this power position thing is true of most chimps gorillas and orangs.
though not directly related to ass-loving, the anus is on average tighter than the vagina so it makes sense for people to want to penetrate that allowing for greater sensation. personally, when it comes to ass I'm looking at the roundness and not at the hole. |
whywontyoudie
12.29.11 | last girl i had sex with has a huge ass. you just don't understand until you experience it i guess. |
Hawks
12.29.11 | FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO CRAIG! |
Maniac!
12.29.11 | way to point out the obvious, Homo. |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | Props to GenusHomo for taking the thread seriously. |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | Because everyone OBVIOUSLY follows logical biological conclusions. |
GenusHomo
12.29.11 | "Because everyone OBVIOUSLY follows logical biological conclusions."
when it comes to sex anyway |
Hordewolf
12.29.11 | Dude, irony. Also, are you really that naive? |
DominionMM1
12.29.11 | THE BIGGER THE CUSHION
THE SWEETER THE PUSHIN' |
jefflebowski
12.29.11 | MY BABY FITS ME LIKE A FLESH TUXEDO
I LIKE TO SINK HER WITH MY PINK TORPEDO |
Trebor.
12.29.11 | The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
|
DominionMM1
12.29.11 | BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM
TALK ABOUT MUDFLAPS, MY GIRL'S GOT 'EM |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | Two in the pink, one in the stink.
OR if she is menstruating:
Two in the red, one in the shed. |
jefflebowski
12.29.11 | classy stuff |
Recspecs
12.29.11 | Keepin' it classy, not trashy since 1993. |
R6Rider
12.29.11 | Hawks knows what's up.
There's nothing hotter than having a tight ass to grab on to when your girl is on top, js. |
BigHans
12.29.11 | someone said copulate |
Jethro42
12.29.11 | Metallicopeth' avatar ftw |
hellpickle
12.29.11 | it's because guys want mount females.
and cleavages look like butt-cracks anyway. |
GenusHomo
12.29.11 | "Dude, irony. Also, are you really that naive?"
OK I'll bite. Here's what I meant: take any position somebody mentioned girl on top, logical bio. explanation: men are lazy like anyone else why should he do the work, he can enjoy boobs face stomach hair shoulder w/e and ass legs in the back, girl can control the amount of penetration she wants, most girls like doggy style because evolution supports the power position thing i mentioned earlier.* for homosexuals they were born inclined towards women so they have sex with non-male penetration fingers dildos other sex toys
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZUYKxkeL0 |