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7 Musical "artists" That Annoy The Living Hell Out Of Me (and Anyone With Ears)

I know this list is a bit "been there, done that", but I just had to get this out there...
7Nickelback

My reasoning: I have a brain.
6Arcade Fire

Wait, wait, wait, before you hate on me, let me clarify: this one comes with an asterisk. I don't dislike Arcade Fire; I actually find their music pretty damn enjoyable. However, it does annoy the hell out of me when people call Cloud Cult an Arcade Fire rip-off. Craig Minowa and his band of pioneers have been around a lot long that Arcade Fire, they're just a lot less famous because they refuse to accept a mainstream recording contract, due to their moral/environmental obligations. And yes, I just like Cloud Cult more; I find them to be more raw and emotionally powerful. That being said, "Funeral" is a great album and Arcade Fire is not even in the same league as the rest of the posers on this list.
5The Jonas Brothers

Ok, ok I'll stop hating on the Disney kids, just let me get one jab in on these no-talent, purity ring-sporting, skinny jeans-wearing mama's boys. Haha did I really just say "mama's boys"? God damn, I swore I'd never become that guy! Moving on....
4Miley Cyrus

If only my girlfriend's father was a one hit wonder mullet machine, then I'd be dating an increasingly "risque" Disney pop princess. How swell!
3Taylor Swift

I have officially lost all respect for the Grammys. Sure, Taylor Swift writes her own songs...if by songs you mean autotuned, whiney accounts of how "every guy in the world is mean to me", then yes she does.
2Justin Bieber

Everytime someone listens to some refers to the Biebs as a legitimite musical artist, John Lennon is weeping in his grave and Elvis cowers in his underground conclave, wishing he were, in fact, dead...
1Ke$ha

Her lyrics speak of nothing but self-serving, shallow hedonism. She can't sing worth a damn. Oh and that stupid dollar sign thing she does with her name? Frickin' annoying!
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