kris.
04.10.11 | in the name of the father
and the son
and the holy spirit LOL |
Satellite
04.10.11 | that's adorable
good for them |
Defeater
04.10.11 | call me offended kris |
kris.
04.10.11 | thats ma job |
wyankeif1337
04.10.11 | junz 4 jesus |
Defeater
04.10.11 | tool would be pissed if they knew their fans were banging christians |
Emim
04.10.11 | shit list |
whywontyoudie
04.10.11 | they should do it on tinychat |
Emim
04.10.11 | in every facet |
Defeater
04.10.11 | toss an e-bible my way |
wyankeif1337
04.10.11 | one album here is stupidly pretentious and overrated. the other is mediocre and boring.
which is which?? |
Defeater
04.10.11 | they're both tape versions of the old and new testaments.
I'll let you decide which is which |
wyankeif1337
04.10.11 | For Today - OT. god is hella pissy and smites many people for fiending way too hard by means of br00tl junz.
|
ButcheredChildren
04.10.11 | I was wondering when someone was going to address this.
"that's adorable
good for them" [2] |
Defeater
04.10.11 | JUN JUN
FLOOD
JUNNA JUNNA JUN
NO MORE DINOSAURS |
Satellite
04.10.11 | for every abortion you don't have i'm gonna have 3 |
Defeater
04.10.11 | millions of abortions flowed from my loins |
silentstar
04.10.11 | Well, this is a first; guys gossiping O_O |
wyankeif1337
04.10.11 | i can imagine jesus as justin chancellor |
Deviant.
04.10.11 | "I was wondering when someone was going to address this."
Why? |
Defeater
04.10.11 | "Well, this is a first; guys gossiping O_O"
yeah there's no humor here, pure gossip. |
Curse.
04.10.11 | Satty aborts potential children into a towel three times a day out of spite |
Satellite
04.10.11 | boom, roasted |
Defeater
04.10.11 | my hand gets tired
and my dick gets sore
but the girls of porn want more |
Satellite
04.10.11 | "Sodomy is eco-friendly, abortion is green"
- Doug Stanhope |
Defeater
04.10.11 | Love is a fist. |
TMobotron
04.10.11 | whats this list about dude |
Defeater
04.10.11 | well considering there's a woman in the title, it has absolutely nothing to do with you |
Scoot
04.10.11 | haha oh man |
cvlts
04.10.11 | what |
TMobotron
04.10.11 | haha oh shit i accept defeat |
Josh D.
04.10.11 | Let's Cross Swords is a better FT album. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | no kidding |
Defeater
04.10.11 | it's about penecostals and booze |
Coloso
04.10.11 | My facebook sleuthing yesterday revealed that two of Sputnik's most notoriously shitty users have begun seeing each other in a real life setting, a bar to be exact, among many other places. |
pizzamachine
04.10.11 | It's about anything you want it to be. Sexually |
Defeater
04.10.11 | lmfao |
Coloso
04.10.11 | you don't have to be friends with Kim to see her photos of her and her red-haired prince. the thought that anybody would want to become facebook friends with Kim is laughable. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | public profiles are a lie |
SloppyMilkshake
04.10.11 | Lord Give me a Sign!
I really need to talk to you Lord
Since the last time we talked the walk has been hard
Now I know you haven't left me
But I feel like I'm alone
I'm a big boy now but I'm still not grown
And I'm still going through it
Pain and the hurt
Soaking up trouble like rain in the dirt
And I know!
Only I can stop the rain
Wit just the mention of my saviors name
IN THE NAME OF JESUS! |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | I'm friends with Kimm :( |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | lmao ^^^^ |
Defeater
04.10.11 | "I'm friends with Kimm :("
loooool |
climactic
04.10.11 | wait, theyre actually dating in real life? |
Satellite
04.10.11 | yeah, honestly good for them. they look happy together.
and there are SO many users worse than spec and kimm (both of whom i don't mind). |
Spec
04.10.11 | I'm here bish. Just don't have as much time for Sputnik as I used to. The community is probably enjoying that haha. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | e-shame |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | Spec doesn't have time for us ?
US ?
bitch we MADE you |
Coloso
04.10.11 | You are like someone that reads tmz.
ew gross. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | stab me, SHOOT ME |
Maniac!
04.10.11 | So it's Spec's fault she knows about sputnik? |
Satellite
04.10.11 | i don't think they knew each other before they had sputnik accounts
which makes it kind of a cool story |
Defeater
04.10.11 | I don't think they did there junior. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | christianmingle.com |
SloppyMilkshake
04.10.11 | So, do you think they could start advertising Sputnik as an alternative to eHarmony now? |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | yeah and make it a paid service
with more ads
no |
LegendofPittman
04.10.11 | I think it's cool that they got together through the site.
SputHarmony, for finding spouses who like Converge. |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | and God |
SloppyMilkshake
04.10.11 | I for one would love to a see an ad with Forever the Sickest Kids dressed in American Apparel while holding their Hollywood Undead CD's. |
fr33convict
04.10.11 | pics or it didn't happen
o wait back up plan time
*brofist* |
fr33convict
04.10.11 | I've seen the jacket. It's easily the greatest jacket ever. |
SlightlyEpic
04.10.11 | so uhh
where the cute girls at |
Defeater
04.10.11 | she looks like jaymz hatfield when she wears it |
SloppyMilkshake
04.10.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M |
Satellite
04.10.11 | balcaen is extremely hot |
Defeater
04.10.11 | she's decent
the french really holds her back
lmfao |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | sydney and Defeater , let's do it |
Defeater
04.10.11 | who is sydney lol |
Spec
04.10.11 | She has pretty good taste in music actually. |
SlightlyEpic
04.10.11 | where the cute girls located in britain at
:c |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | forum chick . thought you knew |
Satellite
04.10.11 | "where the cute girls located in britain at"
didn't know there was such a thing |
ConsiderPhlebas
04.10.11 | Plenty of cute girls in Britain. Put 'em behind an abortion sign and you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | lol
the difference is american girls brush their teeth and shower daily satellite |
Spec
04.10.11 | And are a hundred pounds overweight. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | uh, there's a lot of chicks that aren't fat. besides, a little extra weight isn't all bad. it helps in the t and a department. |
tkxxx7
04.10.11 | cushion for the pushin' |
Satellite
04.10.11 | american girls are too skinny if anything |
Defeater
04.10.11 | lol satellite I doubt that
spend some time in flint bro hahahaha |
Satellite
04.10.11 | haha i have. and let's just say that flint is another ball of yarn. |
Defeater
04.10.11 | another ball of black yarn |
fr33convict
04.10.11 | There are three types of girls in America: the morbidly obese bear, the anorexic, and the almost extinct girl with a perfect form. None of those are attracted to me. |
ConsiderPhlebas
04.10.11 | All the american girls I've met over here have been sexy as fuck |
Defeater
04.10.11 | and disease-free
nevermind |
Spec
04.11.11 | Just to clear things up. I knew Kimm before joining the site. And she is dating someone else at the moment. |
Spec
04.11.11 | Fucking double posts |
foreverendeared
04.11.11 | Ahhh, you are the notorious ex of hers from here that she wouldn't reveal. I feel happy and sad at the same time. |
foreverendeared
04.11.11 | Now if only me and Banion hook up irl my internet life will be complete. |
TMobotron
04.11.11 | wait yeah spec does that mean you two dated but are now broken up? might be an obvious question but i didnt even know what this list was about until way deep into the comments section. best of luck either way my brosef, just curious. |
Deviant.
04.11.11 | TM wants to know if he has a shot |
Tyrael
04.11.11 | Lol dev |
TMobotron
04.11.11 | a man can only do what a man can do |
foreverendeared
04.11.11 | jerk it to jesus, let me know how long it took, then I'll let you know if you have a shot |
Kimm
04.11.11 | Okay I need to clear some things up here.
1. Spec is my exboyfriend. We dated for just over a year.
2. I did not meet him through Sputnik. We met at school and he introduced me to the site.
And Steve, stop telling people I'm dating. You don't know enough about the situation to be making all these assumptions. |
Defeater
04.11.11 | yeah STEVE YOU JUST DON'T GET IT
and I knew that Kimm, but kids here can't read/infer. |
acorncheese
04.11.11 | "I'm here bish. Just don't have as much time for Sputnik as I used to. The community is probably enjoying that haha."
i'm loving it tbh. |
Spec
04.12.11 | "he introduced me to the site." Shh, don't tell people you're here because of me... Just kidding, everyone on the site loves you.
|
BigHans
04.12.11 | pales in comparison to Maniac's man-crush on Baphomet, which really got out of control after he saw Baphs picture. |
Kimm
04.12.11 | Haha yeah right. |
MO
04.12.11 | "which really got out of control after he saw Baphs picture."
heh, somehow I knew those pics would cause a stir |
0vrot
04.12.11 | I'm in defeaters pants |
Defeater
04.13.11 | there's not enough room |
0vrot
04.13.11 | That was delayed |
BallsToTheWall
04.13.11 | In the fours years of life I've wasted on this site this had to be the most entertaining thread i've ever seen. Even though I missed it. I call sloppy seconds...or thirds...doesnt matter. |
Defeater
04.13.11 | sorry for increasing my amount of capital |
Spec
04.13.11 | He had to think of a really good comeback. |
Defeater
04.13.11 | yeah I sat here for over 24 hours pondering the best response to his in your face statement, moving the mouse every five minutes to stop the screensaver from disrupting my intricate and precise thought process of insult creation |