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Essential Patton

I'm not a connoisseur of every shred of Patton, but if you've ronly rheard Epic or Midlife Crisis, you may find this list rinteresting. rThese are my hardest digs over the years.
1The Dillinger Escape Plan
When Good Dogs Do Bad Things

I first heard this song when I was in grade 11, walking to a friends house at
midnight in the snow. I was spinning this, and the glow from the street lights
and the snow produced an iridescent hue not dissimilar to the orange on the
album sleeve. It became rapidly apparent that this was the best thing I had
ever heard.
2Mr. Bungle
Pink Cigarette

This song has always been a haunting excursion into the bizzarre romantic
perspective Mike seems to have of the universe to me. Disturbingly detached
vocal delivery meets the ears like wine to the tongue, and the best ending to
song since MGB's Born To Kill.
3Faith No More

Quite possibly the best rock song ever written.
Der Golem

THE CREATURE WALKS!!!! 'nuff said
5Faith No More
Cuckoo For Caca

This was the first song I ever heard to feature screaming, and it hasn't been
topped very often all these years later. The syllabic syncopation to be found
throughout this track is, simply put, sublime.
6Mr. Bungle

This song has it all, whacked out view on a mundane subject, vocal acrobatics, and a polka/thrash part,
what more could you ask for?
7Faith No More
101 North
9Peeping Tom
Five Seconds
Twin Peaks (Fire Walk With Me)
11Melvins/Fantomas Big Band
Night Goat
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